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In Training 12/18/2005 An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the bartender, "Me want beer." <br> The bartender says, "Sure, Chief, coming 0 Comments, 294 Views, 0 Votes | |
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At the Bar 12/18/2005 Two guys sitting in a bar one afternoon pouting over their wives' getting after them. <br> First guy says, "I'm gonna start calling my wife Encyclepedia Brittanica." <br> Second 0 Comments, 291 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sick Day 12/18/2005 Hung Chow calls his boss and says, "Hey, Boss, I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." <br> The boss says, "You know, Hung 0 Comments, 305 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Priority 12/18/2005 Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an arguement, go directly 0 Comments, 850 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Coping With Advanced Senility 12/18/2005 PRAYER <br> Dear Lord, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. <br&g 0 Comments, 262 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cruising 12/18/2005 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. <br> A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, mada 0 Comments, 274 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do You Ever...? 12/18/2005 Two elder ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. <br> One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" <br> The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br> The fir 0 Comments, 287 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Who Do You Want To Be? 12/7/2005 Three nuns riding in their jalopy truck suddenly get into a horrible accident and died. <br> At the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them, "Sisters, because you've been such faithful followers 0 Comments, 351 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Use the Camel 12/7/2005 An Italian guy was drafted into the French Foreign Legion of course against his will. <br> So the first day, he went up to the Sargent and said, "You know, I don't think I'll survive here. 0 Comments, 323 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A True Story - YIKES!!! 11/22/2005 About 15 years ago my aunt went to the Ukraine (she lives in Ontario) as she does every two years. <br> But on this particular visit she was speaking to her (our) relatives about everyone 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sorry I'm Late 11/22/2005 This is a true story and when I heard it, I LMAO!!! Please keep in mind that both people in this are very nice mild people. <br> My Aunt (I'll call her Aunt Bea) was late joining her husban 0 Comments, 300 Views, 0 Votes | |
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True Love 11/17/2005 She was just the bootlegger's but he loved her still! 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes |
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