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The Koala and the Little Lizard................. 5/9/2006 The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?" The 1 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MIRROR MIRROR 5/9/2006 Mirror Mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make 1 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MONKEY.............. 10/3/2005 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. <br> The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats th 1 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FLAT CHESTED.... 10/3/2005 A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging her breasts. <br> Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, 1 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
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8 WORDS WITH 2 MEANINGS........... 10/3/2005 Eight Words with two Meanings <br> <br> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. <br> 2. VULNERA 1 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Innocent minds.... 9/24/2005 little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk Around the block?" Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat." "What's that mean?" asked the . "Go ask your father. I think he' 1 Comments, 232 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wedding test..... would you pass?? 9/23/2005 THE WEDDING TEST <br> My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. <br> 1 Comments, 244 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Typoglycemia... can you read this???? have a look..... 9/18/2005 Believe it or not you can read it. <br> <br> I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rsch 1 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men. 9/18/2005 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 1 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Explosion... 9/18/2005 A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. <br> The li 1 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The deaf book keeper... 9/18/2005 A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first plac 1 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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strangers in the night........ 9/18/2005 A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the tw 1 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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honest wife.... 9/18/2005 Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gu 1 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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an old man...... 9/18/2005 An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just st 1 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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inquisitive minds.... 9/18/2005 A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. <br> "Mummy, " the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, " 1 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do you chew gum????? 9/18/2005 An Australian was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. <br> The Australian politely ignored the American 1 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why i fired my secretary...... 9/18/2005 Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. 1 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MIND READER....... 9/15/2005 Mind Reader <br> <br> A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5, 000 and feels pretty good about the results. <br> On her way home she sto 1 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ARE WOMEN EVIL BY NATURE? 9/15/2005 ARE WOMEN EVIL BY NATURE? <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender wh 1 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A MAN SENT A FAX TO HIS WIFE..... 9/15/2005 A man sent a fax to his wife: <br> <br> To my Dear Wife...You will surely understand that I have certain needs which you, with your 54 years, can no longer supply. I am very 1 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why Women Cry............... 9/10/2005 <br> A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman, " she told him. <br> "I don't understand, " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you ne 1 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why I need to give up alcohol........ 9/10/2005 The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls; I promised my husband that i'd be home by midnight. Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bi 1 Comments, 199 Views, 0 Votes | |
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quote..... 8/25/2005 A quote from the fabulous movie 'shall we dance' as to why we all desire to be married or find a partner: <br> <br> We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on t 1 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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quote... 8/25/2005 Author: Marcus Aurelius <br> We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. 1 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Not a poem... a favourite quote.. 8/25/2005 Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Henry Van Dyke 1 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes |
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