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Articles by LifeBlood

LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Condoms !!!!!!   9/2/2005

A father & are in a pharmacy when they pass the rack <br> <br> of condoms.The asks his dad why there are so many different <br> <br> <br> boxes of con


5 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Try ur luck !!!!   9/2/2005

Check this out.... It Really Worked with me.... Will work with u too... <br> <br> Here you have a great chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without sp


5 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Man in Antartica on a job   8/29/2005

Man in Antartica on a job <br> A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny. He ask


5 Comments, 271 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
I choose Love   8/27/2005

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. So she said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Pleas


5 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
3 Buttons. Pakistan   8/27/2005

Vajpayee and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for talks on nuclear arms. When Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's chair has three buttons on the armrest. <br> <br> They begin


5 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
One person working !!!!   8/25/2005

You do know that The population of our country is 100 crores. But did you know that.... 19 crores are retired. That leaves 81 crores to do the work. There are 25 crores in school, which leaves


5 Comments, 220 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Nice stufff !!!!!   8/25/2005

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.When the door of happiness


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LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Great truths learned by    8/25/2005

Great truths learned by <br> 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister


5 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
How I understand the world   8/25/2005

How I understand the world <br> If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, y


5 Comments, 218 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
A poodle, terrier & great dane at the vet.   8/25/2005

A poodle, terrier & great dane at the vet. <br> A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all at the vet. The terrier asked the poodle, “What are you in for?” The poodle


5 Comments, 237 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Turkey Fuckers   8/25/2005

Turkey Fuckers <br> A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors Turkey’s and rushes b


5 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Top 10 peeves about humans   8/25/2005

Top 10 peeves about humans <br> 1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking .. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG! 3. Taking me for


5 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
The goood one   8/25/2005

I’m sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She. She whispered “will it hurt me?” “Of course not” answered he


5 Comments, 248 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
The woodcutter   8/25/2005

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. The river was deep and swift; he could not retrieve his axe, and he was too poor to buy a new


5 Comments, 285 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Old Lady, Friend Or Dream Lover ?   8/25/2005

Old Lady, Friend Or Dream Lover ? <br> You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: <br> 1.


5 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
The Divorce Dilemma   8/25/2005

The Divorce Dilemma <br> There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. As usually it happens in most of the marriages the relationship b/w the co


5 Comments, 198 Views, 0 Votes