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Lost hunters 7/31/2005 Two friends were out hunting in the woods and got lost. 'Shoot, ' said the first, ' and maybe it will help someone to find us.' The second one followed this advice, but nothing happened. 'Shoot a 0 Comments, 214 Views, 0 Votes | |
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And God created the Swiss 7/31/2005 When God created the Swiss, the latter became quite dear to God's heart. So He asked the Swiss: 'My dear Swiss, what can I still do for you?' The Swiss asked for beautiful mountains with lush gre 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The parking ticket 7/28/2005 I went to the baker's this morning. I was only five minutes in the shop, but, as I came out, I saw a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said: "Listen, I just went in 0 Comments, 170 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Opening a bank account 7/28/2005 A man enters a bank in Zurich and steps up to a cashier to open a bank account. "How much money will you deposit initially?" asks the cashier. "Three million, " whispers the man. "You can spea 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A stamp with Bill Gates 7/27/2005 The US post office has issued a stamp to honour Bill Gates. However, in everyday use it was discover that this stamp did not stay on the envelopes. A quickly convened committee spent several month 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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European Heaven and Hell 7/27/2005 In the European heaven the cooks would be French the policemen British the mechanics German the lovers Italian and the whole system would be run by the Sw 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The annoying cell phones 7/26/2005 In a sauna, several men wearing only towels are chatting when, all of the sudden, a cell phone starts ringing. After a few rings, a man answers: "Hi, honey? You're at the sauna?" "Yes, dear." 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The difference between Switzerland and Austria 7/26/2005 (With apologies to my present and future Austrian friends!) <br> An Austrian was discussing with his Swiss friend about the differences between their countries. The Austrian: 'I don't unde 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Elephant books 7/22/2005 Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: <br> The French book - 1000 ways to cook Elephant The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari The Welsh book - The El 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Permissions and prohibitions 7/22/2005 In the US, everything that isn't prohibited by law is permitted. In Germany, everything that isn't permitted by law is prohibited. In Russia, everything is prohibited, even if permitted by law. 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes |
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