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Circumcision 4/9/2006 Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because a Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off. 0 Comments, 302 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Kindergarten 4/9/2006 One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to her class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $5 to the who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." A little Irish boy put his hand up and 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sociologists 4/9/2006 How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to actually change the bulb, and the other to conduct a study on why the bulb needed to change. 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mortality 4/9/2006 Why do men die before their wives? They want to. 0 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Airplane Ride 4/9/2006 Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year. Every year, there was a pilot there who sold rides in his WWI-style biplane. Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that bipla 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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At a fancy restaurant 4/9/2006 A wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, said she'll see h 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Moses & God 4/9/2006 Moses stood on the top of Mt Sinai conversing with God. "So let me get this straight, " Moses said. "The Arabs get the oil, the South Africans get the diamonds, and we Jews get the skin cu 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Barber Shop 4/9/2006 A Catholic Priest walks into a barbers to have his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, then the Priest asks how much he owes. The barber says, "Oh, no! I couldn't take any money from you, you're a 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty parrots 4/9/2006 A lady approaches her minister and told him, "Minister, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the minister inquir 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The girl in the bar 4/9/2006 This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar. There is a really good looking girl alone at the end of the bar. He catches her eye, and smiles at her. She gives him an icy stare in return. 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Feminists 4/9/2006 How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Six: one to actually change the bulb, and the other five to start a support group for the old discarded bulb. 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Adam 4/9/2006 Adam was alone in the garden of Eden. God noticed this and said, "To ease your loneliness, I will make you a helpmate. She will be beautiful, honest, supportive, and always pleasant." "Ex 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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2 guys in a bar 4/9/2006 One night, a Jewish man entered a dim, deserted bar, sat down at the counter, and odered a drink. He noticed that the only other customer was an oriental man sitting at the other end of the bar. A 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New suit 4/9/2006 A man ordered a new suit from his Jewish Tailor, but six weeks later it still was not finished. Frustrated by the endless delays, he finally cried out, "Why is it taking so long? I have been waiti 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Jewish Dog 4/9/2006 Just before services at a synogogue, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, went to talk to Bernie. "What are doing 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Psychologists 4/9/2006 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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They're finally together 4/8/2006 Sadie was a beautiful girl. She could have been an actress or a model, but instead she decided to get married young and raise a large family. Within 16 years, She had ten . Suddenly her husband pa 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The parrot 4/8/2006 A thief broke into a house one dark night when suddenly he heard a strange voice say, ”Jesus is watching you." After the thief’s eyes became accustomed to the darkness he saw 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Special 4/8/2006 There was a Rabbi who visited a Catholic Priest at the church and asked, "How do you get the money to make your church so beautiful?" The Priest said, "We hear confessions; observe while I 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good news and bad news 4/8/2006 Moses came down from Mt Sinai with the two tablets. He addressed the people assembled, pointing to the tablets. "I have good news and I have bad news, " he said. "The good news is I got 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Afghanistan desert 4/8/2006 After the US invasion of Afghanistan, a fleeing Taliban was plodding through the Afghanistan desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Priest and the Rabbi 4/7/2006 The Priest and the Rabbi A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were friends since kindergarden, and were always joking one with each other. Once, the Priest and the Rabbi were at 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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They're finally together 9/28/2005 Sadie was a beautiful Jewish girl. She could have been an actress but instead she decided to get married young and raise a large family. In no time at all she has ten . Then suddenly her husband p 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Something to talk about 9/28/2005 The old man in the confessional told the priest, "I'm seventy-nine years old, and last night I made love to eighteen-years-old twins." <br> The priest asked, "When was your last confession? 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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3 wishes 9/28/2005 A man finds a genie in a bottle, and is granted 3 wishes. Immediately, he is banging 100 Playboy playmates. Later he opens a door to a room and finds it is loaded with stacks of $100 bills, every 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes |
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