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Things Women say at work 4/28/2005 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of make up 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don' 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Athiest and the Bear 4/28/2005 What powerful rivers!!! What beautiful animals!!!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. <br> He turned to look. 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mother Nature 4/28/2005 Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about ev 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Growing Wild 4/28/2005 An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all o 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Should you be Institutionalized? 4/28/2005 During a visit to the mental asylum, Mr. Douste-Blazy, Director of Health, asked the director what the criteria are that define a patient to be institutionalized. "Well, " said the director 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOW TO STAY YOUNG 4/28/2005 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. <br> 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A WOMAN WHO READS 4/28/2005 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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-OF-A 4/28/2005 It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I think therefore 4/28/2005 I have ben reading some of the artices and find them very interesting in most cases. I also hope that this can help me find friends and perhaps a good relationship. But one of the first thing I not 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes |
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