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No condoms 12/12/2005 A man bought some eggs and on getting home discovered they had no yolks so he went back to the poultry so the farmer decided to check what was wrong and on getting there saw that the cocks were wea 0 Comments, 313 Views, 0 Votes | |
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assigment 12/12/2005 a class teacher once told the students to draw a railway.the next day she was checking she got to a boy named kelvin and saw his drawing she asked kelvin wee is ur drawing he brought it out she 0 Comments, 288 Views, 0 Votes | |
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shame 12/11/2005 a senior in schol was beating a junior so a teacher saw him and what was wrong the f.f conversation ensured teacher;why were u beating him senior;becos he ruded teacher;correct ursef senior;h 0 Comments, 286 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ur and my 12/11/2005 a divorcee with five married another divorcee with five and then they gave birth to five .One day the couple were watching tv in the parlour and they heard a noise the wife went to check and when 0 Comments, 316 Views, 0 Votes | |
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take my yoke upon u 7/23/2005 a teacher asked three students to make sentences with objects one brought a bag of salt and said the salt of the world the other brought a cup of water and said water is life the third threw an egg 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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foolish men 7/23/2005 three men went to a wizard to make them rich he agreed but on one condition that none should talk on their way home on the wayone said remember they said we shouldnt talk the second sai but u have 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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clergy 7/23/2005 a priest went to the grocery store to buy groceries he told the lady i wantg to buy apples but b4 then quote a bible verse with apples for me she said u are d apple of my eyes he left he went to th 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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kiss 7/6/2005 a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superflous 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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beauty 7/6/2005 beauty is power a smile is its sword 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ability 7/6/2005 there is something that is much more scarce something rarer than ability it it the ability to recognise ability 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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mother is supreme 7/6/2005 to have a mother like no other when there wont be another to love like a lover today and forever just to be together 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what a wish 7/6/2005 if i could make a wish then i would say oh!what a wonderful day i wish i could fly like the birds of the sky just to be free like the air it could be real if only u dare oh what aw 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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dont dare 7/6/2005 a boy was fond of going to swim in a nearby pool so his dad got tired and told him not to go swimming again the next day he went so his dad asked him why he went he said it was the work of the devi 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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blunders 7/6/2005 a boy wanted to tell his father i am going to school instead he said i is going to school his father said look at u stupid boy simple corrected english u cannot spoke his mother came out of the ro 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the doctor and his patient 7/6/2005 a man who had just been operated on was on his bed when his doctor came in and told him i was trying to reach u yesterday why the patient asked because i only wanted to tell u that u have 24hrs to 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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triple dates 6/28/2005 a man was triple dating but unfortunately for him one day he finished having sex with one of his girlfriens and as usual was exhausted he got home to find another waiting for him he had no cho 0 Comments, 377 Views, 0 Votes | |
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life 6/28/2005 life is just a journey we make we just have to choose the right direction sometimes we take the hard way or the easy way but we never know whichs best the most important thing is stay on tra 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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frien ds 6/28/2005 friends are like diamonds they cant be made u just have to find them 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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love 6/28/2005 when love knocks at ur door open the door of ur heart and embrace it 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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love 6/28/2005 i leant that someone was in love with u went a crazy mile was dragged and beaten never believed that until i saw it on calvary 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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maybe 6/28/2005 Sisqo was performing a concert in Nigeria when he noticed his dragon necklace was missing so he sang unleash the dragon as he was singing he pointed accusing fingers at jlo so she sang get it ri 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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treasure 6/16/2005 look at the sky and see Gods creativity look at te ocean and see his abundance look at the d moon and see his glory ook at the mirror and see his masterpiece 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cheats 6/16/2005 a man was was throwing a company party so in d process his secretary got drunk he decided to take her home but on getting there noticed she was so drunk so he tucked her into bed it was late so he 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes |
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