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Golf Physio 6/16/2005 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. <br> The ball hit one of the men, and he immedia 6 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke - sorry ladies :-) 5/26/2005 A BLONDE, wanting to earn some money, decided to canvass a wealthy neighborhood. <br> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do 6 Comments, 1140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Old Poodle 5/15/2005 A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, 6 Comments, 212 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SHORTEST love story: 5/12/2005 ONCE upon a time a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?" <br> She said "No." <br> And the guy lived happily ever after. 6 Comments, 194 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rabbit in a bar 5/12/2005 A RABBIT goes into a bar and asks for a drink with a ham and tomato toasted sandwich. <br> After eating it he asks the barman for a cheese and onion one. <br> "It's dangerous to 6 Comments, 223 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Motto to Live By 4/25/2005 Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, b 6 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Old Lady in Court 4/25/2005 Defence Solicitor: Will you please state your age? <br> Little old lady: I am 86 years old <br> Defence Solicitor: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night 6 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bear on the Roof 3/11/2005 A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be 6 Comments, 693 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The ink filled condom 3/10/2005 A young man desperate for sex goes in search for a woman at a local nightclub. After several failed chat up attempts and slaps to the face for his direct approach, he finally meets with a woman w 6 Comments, 397 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An Old Cowboy 3/6/2005 An old cowboy, dressed in cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered 6 Comments, 252 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sipping the Vodka 3/3/2005 A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous on 6 Comments, 211 Views, 0 Votes |
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