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A man's translations 10/30/2015 These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated  "There is no rational though0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Guide for all women 10/30/2015 A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED. I'm tired. I'VE GOTTA GO. Get out of the way and stay awa 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A woman's dictionary 10/29/2015 Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policem 0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Miscellaneous terms 10/29/2015 Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemline 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mother's dictionary 10/29/2015 Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the play outside. Drooling: How teething babies 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Public service announcements 10/29/2015 USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your are?" Italy: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?" France: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your wife is?" 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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True Internet addiction 10/10/2015 1.You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page. 2.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. 3.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on th 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A relationship is over 10/10/2015 1.All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font. 2.Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!" 3.Your 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes |
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