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____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
Lone Ranger and Tonto - 11/30/2012

Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your is about ...

0 response(s), 1 vote
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
The top 10 reasons why the elves secretly hate Santa - 11/29/2012

10-Jealous of his ability to grow facial hair

9-Mrs. Claus only has eyes for him

8-Black leather boots are so much cooler then pointy toed, jinglt shoes

7-He's tall enough to ride every ride at the amusment park

6-Every time they walk down Santa claus lane, they're reminded there's no road named after them

5-letters that come to Santa every day? 500, ...

0 response(s), 1 vote
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
Simple Christmas Sugar Cookies - 11/26/2012

Simple Christmas Sugar Cookies

Ingredients:

1 cup butter, softened

1 cup sugar 2 1/4 cups flour 2 eggs 1 1/2 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 tsp. almond extract

Directions:

Cream the butter and sugar in a large mixing bowl.

Beat in the eggs, almond extract and vanilla until fluffy.

In a separate bowl, combine the flour and ...

1 response(s), 2 votes
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
Canadian pancakes - 11/17/2012

BACON MAPLE PANCAKES 1 1/2 c. Bisquick 1 tbsp. sugar 2 eggs 3/4 c. milk

1/4 c. maple syrup 1 1/2 c. shredded cheese 12 slices crisp bacon, crumbled Heat oven to 425 degrees. Grease and flour 9 x 13 inch pan. Beat eggs, milk, Bisquick sugar, and syrup. Add 1/2 cup cheese. Beat until smooth. Pour into casserole. Bake uncovered until toothpick comes out clean, 10-15 minutes. Remove. ...

1 response(s), 4 votes
SickoOFlies 53 F
8  questions
WHY is it so? ................ - 11/17/2012

What

Makes

Some

People

Soooo

Cynical

Everything

They Say

is NEGATIVE

WHY?
...

7 response(s), 8 votes
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
Top Eleven Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair... - 11/14/2012

1. Lipstick on the mouse.

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

7. In the morning, ...

3 response(s), 3 votes
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked... - 11/14/2012

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help ...

1 response(s), 8 votes
doyoufeelikeido 72 M
84  questions
Points - 11/8/2012

I remember you could give another points or Kudos. What happened or how do you do it now???

2 response(s), 5 votes
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
Halloween Joke - 10/30/2012

I Need A Bigger One

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party and I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."

She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."

She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw ...

0 response(s), 7 votes
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
10 Things Women Say that Drive Men Nuts - 10/28/2012

1) "That looks cute."

2) "We need to talk."

3) "It's just a game."

4) "Nothing's wrong."

5) "I sound like my mom."

6) "I just want to be friends."

7) "Size doesn't matter."

"What are you wearing?"

9) "Do you think she's pretty?"

10) "Which outfit do you like better?"

1 response(s), 5 votes
SickoOFlies 53 F
8  questions
Pay some More .................. ridiculous Charges - 10/24/2012

Friendfinder.com

is now trying to charge us

* to send a wink * send a smile or * just wave to someone

in response to the member's gesture.

Don't you find that a bit Ridiculous?

What's next?...

4 response(s), 11 votes
____Cuteman2001_ 46 M
9  questions
WHAT TO DO WHEN A BLIND DATE GOES BADLY? - 10/18/2012

Clasp his/her hand tenderly as you part and say:

"This is the best time I have had since (choose one of the following):

a. "the night my car broke down near the dairy farm, and I pissed on the electric fence."

b. "my last mammogram, when the machine jammed."

c. "my date's vasectomy leaked on my new suede skirt."

d. "the IRS audit denied Grandma as a ...

1 response(s), 2 votes
SickoOFlies 53 F
8  questions
Does age really matter? - 10/17/2012

How much does age matter to you?

What is the max difference you would tolerate?

13 response(s), 6 votes
SickoOFlies 53 F
8  questions
Would you recommend FriendFinder? - 10/3/2012

Would you recommend FriendFinder to your friends?...

6 response(s), 6 votes
- 2012-09-03

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response(s), votes
nenaperuana2 55 F
1  question
what do you think about sex? - 9/1/2012

Is sex necessary? Is it Healthy?

7 response(s), 13 votes
__Cuteman2001___ 48 M
4  questions
Blondie Joke - 8/23/2012

Blonde Deputy



The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven", she replies.

The sheriff thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess she's right!"

"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.

"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde ...

0 response(s), 6 votes
Herbst496 32 M
2  questions
Men or Women? - 8/16/2012

Who do you think is usually more honest and faithfull in the Relationship between the Man and the Woman?

3 response(s), 4 votes
Herbst496 32 M
2  questions
Are we happy? - 8/16/2012

Are you happy for everything you do or you decide in your own life? what is the major reason that you're not happy at all? love, work, study...who is the responsable of your boring in your life? where you think that we could probably find the happy?

4 response(s), 0 votes
__Cuteman2001___ 48 M
4  questions
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde in a Fire - 8/11/2012

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You ...

2 response(s), 3 votes
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
Awoman with no shelter no home to live withrespect - 7/29/2012

The second wife of landlord gavebirth to baby nasimbut soon after the death of his nasim and her mother thown out of the house by the first wife and his family.Nasim mother took to poor laclity and started new life atlast nasim grewup and became a beutiful girl.Her mother married her with Iqbal who was her nephew who was apeon in some government office but she dinot know that he was a ...

2 response(s), 4 votes
__Cuteman2001___ 48 M
4  questions
Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce - 7/24/2012

10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters."

9. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another.

8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling Bitch" section is.

7. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you.

6. You still haven't forgiven him for nailing ...

2 response(s), 5 votes
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
WOman seeks to live in her own lifestyle - 7/24/2012

I had a chance to hear a discussion in a women meeting .All the woman swrrounding one woman adwising her not to make male friends and refrain from going out with them hearing this she replied as under; I was just sixteen year old i was married to man of 32fyears he died at the age of 40 leaving this house and business along with eight childern. N ow i am a copmlete woman of 25 yrs and have ...

3 response(s), 1 vote
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
non issuance of notification - 7/23/2012

it is submitted that my small article has been given honour ton bring on the pqge but no notification for this thankyou zafarpak202

0 response(s), 3 votes
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
accedental marriage - 7/23/2012

Sania memon and malik were friens and in a office.The office members arrange a pinic party and they also joined it and proceede to kalri lake. Durin journy sania asked malik what is the programme there. Malik infomed her thatn will be swimming boating and in the evening music concert and dance party but besides this e will also enjoy dating to make it remembering festiveland than back home. ...

3 response(s), 3 votes
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
Difficult to marry - 7/19/2012

My cousin fall in love to college principle about 45 age She is very beautiful and smart does not look more than 35 . She was married in age she gave birth three and these are all grown up and married and residing out side the country ' her husband died last year in accident she is living alone with her family servents . my cousin has very badly inloved and so they go out of the city at ...

4 response(s), 3 votes
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
Mathematical solution - 7/18/2012

I am submitting a joke rather a dialy life problem to be presented before members is as under; A mathematical professor sent a SMS to his wife Since you 54 and you cannot satisfy me threfore iam bussy with my student who is of 18 yrs The wife in return sent SMS is as below; YOU are also of 54 and you also could not satisfy me therefore iam with our dreiver who is of 18 You are mathematician ...

2 response(s), 2 votes
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
Seaarch of partner withlove - 7/16/2012

I am submitting a queation rather seeking helpfrom the society for a woman to come to normal stream of life her history is as undeer She was brought up by her father who was a retired millitaryman like soldier .she ramain all the time fully dressed even he never put off his dress in night time nor she wear light dress and sleeper in night time.She was adwised never to go near a male nor ...

1 response(s), 4 votes
zafarpak202 78 M
8  questions
Loss of jam jar - 7/15/2012

this is a short story but a question also i want to share the members know and what they comment upon the story is as under; John and Sara were house mate... One day Jons mother visited them Jone assured her mother that htey are just friends, nothing else.Couple of days later Sara asked Jhon, has his Mom taken the jam jar because it was missing.John sent email to his mother I am not ...

2 response(s), 2 votes
__Cuteman2001___ 48 M
4  questions
Joyce Kilmer PEOM - 6/28/2012

From what old ballad, or from what rich frame Did you descend to glorify the earth? Was it from Chaucer's singing book you came? Or did Watteau's small brushes give you birth?

Nothing so exquisite as that slight hand Could Raphael or Leonardo trace. Nor could the poets know in Fairyland The changing wonder of your lyric face.

I would possess a host of lovely things, But I am ...

4 response(s), 2 votes