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Overseas Tease 3/9/2007
A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going
to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in
the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there
he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.
"My darling, " he writes, "it looks like
we’re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m
starting to miss you and ...
2 Comments, 85 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Make me smile 3/1/2007
Tell jokes clean or dirty. PLAce to learn more jokes and
have fun..
2 Comments, 38 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND 2/24/2007
MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W WONDERFUL I ITEM F FOR E ENTERTAINMENT
H HANDSOME U USEFUL S SMART B BUT A AT N NIGHT D DANGEROUS.
1 Comments, 61 Views,
7 Votes
,0.49 Score
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COOL JOKES .................................................>>>>>---------------> 2/24/2007
☻ KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before
you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
☻ WHO YOU TRUST There's always going to be people that hurt you so what
you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful
about who you trust next time around.
☻ ...
3 Comments, 73 Views,
10 Votes
,1.00 Score
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TON OF A JOKE CARTON HAVE IT READ PLZ ? 2/24/2007
☻ KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before
you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
☻ WHO YOU TRUST There's always going to be people that hurt you so what
you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful
about who you trust next time around.
☻ GRATEFUL ...
2 Comments, 27 Views,
3 Votes
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drink 2/23/2007
Drink doesn't affect me much.i mean if i get stoned
out of my head.i would get into bed and be out like a light.
but if a burglar were to break in. i would wake up like a shot, alert.
my mind would be sharp, concise, clear. i would think where is my torch? where is me club? and then i would think; how the hell do i get out of bed? lol
1 Comments, 33 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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A grandpha & A grandchild 2/5/2007
theres a little boy with his dear grandfather.after seeing
his grandpha face, the little boy asking to his grandpha;
Little boy:"Grandpha, does God created you?
Grandpha :"yes honey, God wascreated me many years
ago"
Little boy:"grandpha, does God also created me?
Grandpha :"of course honey, soem other times, thence
God was created you"
Little boy:"I ...
1 Comments, 77 Views,
10 Votes
,2.99 Score
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chicken joke 1/26/2007
how did the chicken cross the road
did the chicken walk or run or fly across the road
1 Comments, 30 Views,
1 Votes
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Redneck Man's Pick-up Lines: 1/25/2007
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it
in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you
out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you wuz a tree and I wuz a Squirrel, I'd store my ...
3 Comments, 84 Views,
15 Votes
,4.66 Score
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~THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME~ 1/25/2007
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to
knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My ...
2 Comments, 61 Views,
6 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Man and Monkey 1/23/2007
The man descends from the monkey, and monkeys descend from
the trees.
...
2 Comments, 84 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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DATING TIPS FOR MEN 1/20/2007
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things
NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much,
but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if ...
3 Comments, 102 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score
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chicken jokes 1/18/2007
how did the chicken cross the freeway
1 Comments, 39 Views,
3 Votes
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THE 'T' WORD 1/17/2007
QUETION : WHAT STARTS WITH 'T' ,
END WITH 'T '
AND IT IS FULL OF 'T ' ??
ANSWER : TEA - POT !
1 Comments, 21 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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Warning!!A very sly russian woman scam money from men! 1/17/2007
Warning!!A very sly russian woman scam money from men!
Details: A real person over 42 years old, have one 17 years
old , living in Omsk city in Russia, Claims to be
devorced, a chemical teacher in school, planning to obtain
Master degree in the future. And after years become a Chief
offical of administration office in Omsk city government.
Her father is Professor, sister live in USA, ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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The teapot! 1/15/2007
John was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife, Mary, to the hardware store.
While waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish with another
customer, Mary noticed a beautiful teapot on the shelf
behind the counter. When Carl was finished, Mary asked
"How much for the teapot?" Carl replied, "That's
silver and costs $300". "My goodness, that
sure is a ...
1 Comments, 61 Views,
8 Votes
,3.25 Score
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stupid cat!! 1/15/2007
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the
phone answering machine, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back
into ...
1 Comments, 72 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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puddles 1/15/2007
Three ducks walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the first duck "Hi, what's
your name and how are you doing"? The duck says "My
name is Hewy and I'm doing great. It's raining
outside, and I've been in and out of puddles all day".
The bartender says to the second duck "Hi, what's
your name and how are you doing"? The duck says "My
name is Dewy and I'm doing great. It's ...
1 Comments, 36 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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just for fun :D 1/10/2007
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions
on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the ...
1 Comments, 42 Views,
8 Votes
,3.25 Score
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8 Things Wont Ever U Hear in The Church! 1/4/2007
1." hey..! now is my turn sit in the FRONT"!
2." i am really interested with your speeched.i din
not realize that u already speech for 1, 30 hours"
3."actually doing a testimony more FUN than playing
golf"
4."i would like to be a sunday school teacher for the
rest of my life"
5."forget it about CHURCH PAYROL SYSTEM, just give
our ...
1 Comments, 37 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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HOLIDAY BAKING 12/19/2006
This is a recipe for a cake you can use in entertaining relatives,
or any other occasion!!
Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp.. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled
it...several times... ...
2 Comments, 50 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score
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NEVER SAY TO A COP... 12/19/2006
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition
to be a police officer. ...
3 Comments, 59 Views,
8 Votes
,4.17 Score
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A lawyer in TROUBLE! 12/15/2006
theres a drunkeness lawyer drive going home, but sudently
his car hit a car front of him.then the drunkeness lawyer
get out of car and say, "hey..!do you know i am a lawyer!"
somebody else in the hits car open the window and then say, "you
are only the person gonna be in big trouble! do you know, i
am a judge!"
3 Comments, 55 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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Do you need?? 12/7/2006
theres the phone ring!
on the phone :"sir, do you need loan for a house?"
Mr :" o..no!, i have own house"
On the phone :"do you need more money to pay your debit, sir?"
Mr :"o..i have no any debit "
on the phone :"maybe you need fund for renovation
your house , sir?"
Mr :"o...no!, i just finish renovation it" ...
5 Comments, 85 Views,
10 Votes
,4.18 Score
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what i learnt in school! 12/3/2006
'TO BE OR NOT TO BE' BY SHAKESEPEARE
'TO DO IS TO BE ' BY DESCARTES
'TO BE IS TO DO ' BY VOLTAIRE
'DO BE DO BE DO ' BY FRANK SINATRA
3 Comments, 44 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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DEFINITION BECOME OLD 11/29/2006
BECOME OLD IS WHEN EVER A DOCTER ASKED YOU TO WALKING CAREFULLY
AND SLOWLY, AND NOT A POLICE!
3 Comments, 36 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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WASHINGTON DC 11/29/2006
TEACHER : "YOU LISA, WHATS CAPITAL OF AMERICA?
LISA : 'WASHINGTON DC SIR!"
TEACHER : 'GOOD.SO, WHATS MEANING OF DC, DONI"?
DONI : ' DOT COM , SIR!"
2 Comments, 51 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Take my hat too! 11/29/2006
theres an olg couple husband & wife on a journey together
by car.after few hours thy are stop in a restaurant to take
lunch.then they are continue the journey.but after 3o
minutes the wife realized that she left her glasses on the
table of restaurant.she ask husband take tur back there.the
husband sclod to her very much.its 'cos the restaurand
already left very far away.the wife just be ...
3 Comments, 66 Views,
9 Votes
,1.72 Score
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Lack of TRUST 11/24/2006
one day mr 'K' bought new tv.so, he does put the
old tv in the garage and put a writting on the big paper, "its
free for your home, if you like , pls just take it"
after aweek is over, the old tv stil in the garage of mr 'K'.its
look like no one interested with, even the old tv still
in very good condition.
and then on next day in the morning, mr 'K' change
the word in ...
2 Comments, 53 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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The Pope 11/21/2006
After getting the Pope's entire luggage loaded into
the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness, " says the driver,
"Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, " says the Pope,
"they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd
really like to drive ...
3 Comments, 96 Views,
9 Votes
,5.14 Score
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