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little moth 12/16/2006
Little moth is sitting in the cupboard with his mom. ?Mom,
I want to go out.? ?You can?t, you mast sit in the cupboard
and eat the fur coat.? ?But I still want to go out.? ?You silly.If
you go out, then they will kill you.? ?No I don?t think so
because last time everybody were applauding.?
1 Comments, 160 Views,
9 Votes
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Elephant and ant 12/16/2006
Elephant and ant decided to change their eggs. Next day
they met and elephant said It wan?t so bad, I didn?t have
to do anything.? The ant said I was too really fun. But
they wanted to draw me out when we reached to the curve.?
1 Comments, 227 Views,
15 Votes
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fishing 12/16/2006
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up
north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours
of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although
she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided
to
take the boat. She rowed out a short distance,
anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along ...
1 Comments, 170 Views,
32 Votes
,5.87 Score |
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Man and woman 12/16/2006
The man is running at home and :Wife!Our house is burning!What
we should do???Suddenly somebody say something:, ,Wardrobe!You
should go in wardrobe!??, ,But hwo is speakind?Wondering
the man.We the suits are speaking.??
1 Comments, 131 Views,
43 Votes
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Engineering vs Math Majors 12/16/2006
Engineering vs Math Majors
<br>
A math and engineering convention was being held. On the
train to the convention, there were both math majors and
engineering majors. Each of the math majors had his/her
own train ticket. But the Engineers had only ONE ticket
for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering.
The engineers ignored the laughter.
<br>
...
1 Comments, 148 Views,
38 Votes
,7.80 Score |
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what is the mathematical equation for Engineer Vs. Executives? 12/16/2006
if you think there are difference between the Engineer
vs. executive. pls make an equation or postulates for that...
try to guess?//////
1 Comments, 130 Views,
22 Votes
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The traveller and the barn 12/16/2006
A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil
be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only
farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The
traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place
to sleep for the night Can you help me?"
The farmer replies "I can only let you sleEp in the
barn" "that is fine" says the traveller.
So the farmer shows him the ...
1 Comments, 51 Views,
26 Votes
,6.69 Score |
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The traveller and the barn 12/16/2006
A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil
be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only
farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The
traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place
to sleep for the night Can you help me?"
1 Comments, 41 Views,
23 Votes
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Notes written by doctors on patient charts unedited 12/16/2006
These are a few I find funny
<br>
1-Patient has chest pain if she lies on herleft side for
over a year.
<br>
2-On the second day the knee was better, and on the third
day it disappeared completely
<br>
3-She has had no rigors or shaking chils, but her husband
states she was very hot in bed last night!
<br>
4-The pelvic examination will be done ...
1 Comments, 245 Views,
35 Votes
,3.15 Score |
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Italian Journey 12/15/2006
Italian Journey
"One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel.
I go down to eat soma breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast.
She branga me only onea piss, I tell her I wanna two piss,
she say go to the
toilet.
I say you no understand.
I wanna two piss on my plate.
She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma Bitch.
I don't even know the lady ...
1 Comments, 150 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score |
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Little Johnny 12/15/2006
Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a
preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason
jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over
and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher
asked, "What are you doing with that water?"
Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment,
then explained, "Preacher, this here is ...
1 Comments, 114 Views,
16 Votes
,4.74 Score |
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Eve and adam 12/15/2006
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord,
I have a problem!" "What's the problem,
Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and
have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful
animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came
the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm
sick to death of apples." "Well, ...
2 Comments, 206 Views,
17 Votes
,3.41 Score |
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The bomb and the pilot 12/15/2006
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have
a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told
him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same
question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window.
The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What
do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the
window. When they landed they met a man ...
1 Comments, 98 Views,
15 Votes
,1.91 Score |
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A Cat's Diary 12/15/2006
Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre
dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence
while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing
that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that,
and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some
piece of their furniture.
<br>
I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a ...
2 Comments, 452 Views,
32 Votes
,3.33 Score |
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A Case for More Beer 12/15/2006
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo,
and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate ...
1 Comments, 197 Views,
14 Votes
,3.30 Score |
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A Bug 12/15/2006
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get
a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV.
One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang.
He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing
there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across
the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell ...
1 Comments, 274 Views,
14 Votes
,3.94 Score |
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4 Sons 12/15/2006
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is
detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing
their while walking to the first tee.
"My Kent, " says one, "has made quite
a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began
as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction
firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he
was able to give ...
1 Comments, 256 Views,
150 Votes
,8.39 Score |
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$200 Bucks It Is... 12/15/2006
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell,
and the wife answers.
<br>
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you
have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give
you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and ...
1 Comments, 123 Views,
395 Votes
,8.06 Score |
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KNOW HOW TO TELL A JOKE? 12/15/2006
In prison inmates number the jokes because they have heard
them so often. When they wish to tell a joke they just yell
out a number and all of the other inmates (because they know
the joke applied to that number) laugh.
One day a new prisoner comes in and knows nothing about the
system asks a fellow inmate about why everyone laughs when
a number is called out? The system is explained to ...
1 Comments, 194 Views,
14 Votes
,2.34 Score |
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Beer and Ice Cream Diet 12/15/2006
Justification for beer and Ice cream! But stay away from
the pizza!
<br>
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1
degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms,
this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally
consisting of water in large part), the natural processes
which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during
the digestive ...
1 Comments, 161 Views,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score |
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Santa statistics 12/15/2006
No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are roughly
300, 000 species of living organisms yet to be classified.
While most of these are insects and germs, this does not
rule out flying reindeer - though Santa and my uncle Ralph,
in his drinking days, are the only people who've ever
seen one.
There are two billion (small people under the
age of 1 in the world. But since ...
1 Comments, 71 Views,
11 Votes
,2.42 Score |
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The lawyer is the guilty party 12/15/2006
A prosecuting lawyer is demanding that the accused answer
the qustion "you were cited stealing that $5000,
where is it?" The judge demands also the defendant
ask the question...... the accused then says to the judge
"Oops i thought you were talking to him"
1 Comments, 198 Views,
12 Votes
,1.92 Score |
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Gimme a Brake... 12/15/2006
[Translated from French] (At least, I hope this is what
the article said! My french isn't too good!)
<br>
An auto mechanic was working underneath a car one sunny
afternoon, when the main brake line sprouted a leak and
brake fluid sprayed out into his mouth. At first, he was
sickened and worried it might be toxic, but he quickly realized
that this brake fluid actually tasted ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
25 Votes
,6.12 Score |
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A bit naughty.... 12/15/2006
[Author's note: I made this one myself. And the Insect
School one...]
<br>
So there's this guy and his wife, rite?
And they love eachother very much and it's cute, and
they have this wonderful marraige and an awesome honeymoon
and the kinkiest relationship the world has ever seen.
Over time, however, in their relationship, he begins to
get suspicious...
<br>
He ...
1 Comments, 46 Views,
31 Votes
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Tattoo Parlor 12/15/2006
A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he could
get a special tattoo with the words "yes" and
"no", on his manhood. The owner agreed and the
tattooing was underway.
<br>
When the job was complete, the man thought his new tattoo
looked great and he paid for the service.
<br>
That night when the man went home he approached his wife
in their bedroom. ...
1 Comments, 133 Views,
42 Votes
,7.16 Score |
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Insect School... 12/15/2006
A friendly grasshopper applied for a job as a crossing guard
at a flying insect school. He got an interview, and went
in to meet the superintendent, a stern bee.
<br>
"Your responsibilities on this job", the bee
said, "include making sure the little flies get to
school in the morning, and back to the bus in the afternoon.
You must also watch them on the playground, and keep track ...
1 Comments, 116 Views,
22 Votes
,1.69 Score |
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Smart 12/15/2006
A boy at school was selling
smart pills for a dollar a
piece. Another boy bought
one but ot didn't seem to
have any effect. He then
bought another one and then
another. Finally he said,
" These smart pills don't
work. Besides, they taste
like rabbit droppings" The
first boy said, " You see,
you're getting smarter all
the time
1 Comments, 204 Views,
30 Votes
,4.71 Score |
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best enforcement agency 12/15/2006
In a recent attempt to decide which US law enforcement agency
is the most efficient, the President set up a test to do just
that. The test is as follows: a white rabbit is released
into a wooded area; whomever retrieves the rabbit in the
shortest time wins. The three agencies chosen to participate
are: the LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA.
<br>
First up, the CIA. They conduct an ...
1 Comments, 568 Views,
360 Votes
,6.83 Score |
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A Salesman's Dillemma 12/7/2006
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle
East assignment. A
friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with
the Arabs?"
<br>
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the
Middle East, I was very
confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is
virtually unknown
there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to
...
1 Comments, 229 Views,
164 Votes
,6.91 Score |
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Wife and sex 12/7/2006
Two young friends decided to visit a brothel and have a nice
time without the knoeledge of their wives. On getting there,
the first one entered and after 15 minutes, he came out hissing
and said "my wife is better than her".
The second one followed suit and after just five minutes,
he came out shaking his head and said "Yes it is true,
your wife is better than her."
1 Comments, 59 Views,
130 Votes
,6.20 Score |
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nice to be one at f.finder 12/7/2006
Dear Friendfinder.
Thank u so much for this program. i was first here 3 years
ago. i did not believe in love, and was on friendfinder just
to find friends to share stories. But i found somebody from
friendfinder. we are from very different backgrounds:
I'm asian and he is german. But after a long time we met
in my country and created some very beautiful memories.
we had 3-year love ...
1 Comments, 159 Views,
49 Votes
,6.16 Score |
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What God Told The Businessman 12/7/2006
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business
was failing, he had
put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody--
it was so bad he
was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went
to a priest and poured
out his story of tears and woe.
<br>
When he had finished, the priest said, Here's what
I want you to do: Put a
beach chair and your ...
1 Comments, 283 Views,
251 Votes
,6.64 Score |
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Tyson One Liners 12/7/2006
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
<br>
Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off,
he obviously
misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!
<br>
Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.
<br>
For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants
it to be held in ...
1 Comments, 296 Views,
40 Votes
,2.04 Score |
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blonde joke for ya.. 11/29/2006
Q. How are blondes and turtles alike?
<br>
A. Once their on their backs they are screwed.
1 Comments, 202 Views,
83 Votes
,6.03 Score |
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a family of silence 11/29/2006
A guy had just bought his first motorcycle at a local dealership
and before he left the salesman handed him a jar of vasoline
and said before it starts raining you need to lube up your
bike so it doesn't rust. He agreed and went to pick his
girlfriend up from work..when he got there she asked him
if he wanted to come over for dinner and meet her family.
The guy agrees and they take ...
1 Comments, 323 Views,
87 Votes
,8.15 Score |
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3 Women Taking a Stroll 11/29/2006
Three women were vacationing at a resort hotel and decided
to take a walk along the beach. Meanwhile, a man with a very
revealing bathing suit was laying on the beach reading
a newspaper. He was about fifteen minutes walking distance
from the hotel. By the time the women reached his location,
he had fallen asleep and the newspaper he was reading had
fallen onto his face. However, his ...
1 Comments, 115 Views,
367 Votes
,4.76 Score |
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Priest, police and holy ghost 11/29/2006
There was a priest who, any time he comes across Police checpoints
in his small volkswagen carat night and was asked "who
are you with in your vehicle, he replies "Oh, I am with
angel Gabriel, Angel Michael, Mary Mother of God, holy
spirit etc etc.
The policemen, who care nothing but for bribe from the priest,
get angry everytime until one night when one of them, anxious
to get something ...
1 Comments, 115 Views,
94 Votes
,5.46 Score |
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"Wanna B Ur Lovr" by Weird Al Yankovic 11/29/2006
Though this is technically not a joke, I thought it would
be appropriate to put the lyrics to this song here, since
I found it really funny.
<br>
"Wanna B Ur Lovr" by Weird Al Yankovic
<br>
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check
you out?
I like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph,
no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical, and your ...
1 Comments, 121 Views,
44 Votes
,4.72 Score |
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What do you call a smart blonde 11/29/2006
?What do you call a smart blonde?
answer= A Golden retriever
1 Comments, 126 Views,
73 Votes
,5.53 Score |
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cheating & heaven 8/30/2006
3 men died & went to heaven , st peter said to them that
before he could let them in , he had to ask them 2 questions
which would detirmine what car they drove in heaven !! he
asked the 1st man had he ever cheated on his wife & if
so , how many times ? the man said yes , about 9 or 10 times !!
st peter said right !! you get a used corolla !!! he then asked
the 2nd man the same questions & ...
1 Comments, 181 Views,
12 Votes
,3.68 Score |
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Bar 8/7/2006
Yesterday i walked into a bar and said "ouch, that
hurt."
1 Comments, 394 Views,
15 Votes
,0.38 Score |
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THE PRISONNERS (1) 7/31/2006
3 prisonners deciding to escape, but the camp have a alarm
sytem on the iron grillage, the first prisonner have a idea
it say to other "when the alarm ringing, we make the
cat meow and the warden don't shoot us ", the first
& the second prisonners trying and win to escaping
the third prisonner, gender of man like Goofy, try and make
ringing alarm, warden say "who's here?"
, and prisonner ...
0 Comments, 278 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score |
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Things Found Only in America 7/16/2006
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double ...
1 Comments, 224 Views,
17 Votes
,5.67 Score |
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humor in the golden years 7/8/2006
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together
in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife,
"Do you remember the first time we had sex together
over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you
leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
Yes, " she says, "I remember it well."
OK, " he says, "how about taking a stroll ...
1 Comments, 68 Views,
11 Votes
,4.10 Score |
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snowmen and ladies :) 7/6/2006
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies
?
Snowballs.
0 Comments, 150 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score |
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Panda 7/2/2006
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the
panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey!
Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't
pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda.
Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing
mammal of Asian ...
0 Comments, 263 Views,
19 Votes
,3.65 Score |
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Musicals 5/20/2006
I was talking to my friend the other day and I said, "I
miss the old musicals on tv."
<br>
"They took 'em off for a reason", he said.
<br>
"Why's that?" I asked.
<br>
"Too much saz and violins", he replied.
1 Comments, 399 Views,
11 Votes
,0.18 Score |
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:) 2/15/2006
have a greater need for speed than classroom computers
can deliver. Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless
student kept clicking the "Print" command.
The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the 's
ten-page report. The topic? "Save Our Trees."
0 Comments, 263 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score |
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a ghost! 2/5/2006
a man was in hospital for stomach problems the medication
was causing him uncomfort which resulted in dioherea all
over the sheets so he panicked what to do with them, while
he was panicking a local drunk was walking roung the hospital
hiding from the police. the hospital patient decides to
chuck his sheets out the window, and just the drunks luck
the sheets fall on him he screams and ...
2 Comments, 275 Views,
12 Votes
,2.27 Score |
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Chrysler car. 2/4/2006
Did you hear about the new Hemi??
It cost $52, 000 dollars and the sets give the driver a massage
as he drive thr car.
Now for a additional $50, 00 bucks, it will make you happy.
steve, adams friend.
3 Comments, 147 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score |
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ITS RIGHT! 2/3/2006
docter say :" after i seen the result of your X-RAY, its
nothing to worry about.you will live until 90 years old"
<br>
the patient:"but docter i am 90 now"
<br>
docter :"see..! i have the right prediction about
it!"
0 Comments, 220 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score |
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A Priority 1/7/2006
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf and
one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love
to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without
an arguement, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and play a round.
<br>
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do
it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet
here early Christmas ...
0 Comments, 850 Views,
75 Votes
,5.28 Score |
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Doctor, doctor... 11/26/2005
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at
the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St.
Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds
of ." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped
thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter
tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless
families ...
2 Comments, 450 Views,
25 Votes
,5.23 Score |
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A day at the zoo 11/15/2005
A man went to the zoo
<br>
when he got there he found that they only had one dog.
<br>
It was a shitzu.
1 Comments, 73 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score |
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Bullfight Buffet 11/12/2005
A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards
he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty
of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge
plate, which the tourist eats with relish.
The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again
orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very
big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more ...
1 Comments, 61 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score |
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Genie and the Taliban 11/12/2005
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are
out walking together one day. They come across a lantern
and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's
three wishes total, " says the genie.
<br>
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my will also farm. I want the land to be forever
fertile in Canada." <br>
...
1 Comments, 92 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score |
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LOSE IT.. 10/25/2005
father :"where did u find this US$100?"
<br>
:"i found it close to post office dad"
<br>
father :"are u sure some one lose this money? "
<br>
:"yes dad, i am sure.i have 30 minutes seeing
that man looking for this money"
0 Comments, 206 Views,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score |
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Losing Your Virginity!!! 10/23/2005
This 16 year old girl came home all excitd and she said to
her big sister Daisy Mae' I lost my virginity at school
today Daisy!!!"
<br>
Daisy Said "That's great little sister. Did
you enjoy it"
<br>
And her sister said "It really great but my ass still
hurts!!!"
1 Comments, 238 Views,
9 Votes
,0.43 Score |
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I DONT KNOW.. 10/10/2005
MOSES SAID :"MY ALWAYS ASKING SOME MONEY TO ME
& BUY SOMETHING USELESS"
<br>
JOSEF SAID :"WHAT HE WANT TO BUY EXACTLY?"
<br>
MOSES SAID :"I DONT KNOW "
<br>
JOSEF SAID :"WHY U DONT KNOW ?"
<br>
MOSES SAID :"BECAUSE I NEVER GIVE HIM MONEY"..
1 Comments, 185 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score |
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WAITING 10/10/2005
JEFFRI SAID :"HAY LISA, I WANT TO VISIT YOU THIS EVENING, DOES
YOUR MOTHER WAITING FOR ME TOO?"
<br>
LISA :" YES SHE IS""
JEFFRI :" GREAT SO.BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHER
ALSO WAITING FOR ME ?"
<br>
LISA :" BECAUSE SHE WILL GO OUT THEN"
1 Comments, 192 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score |
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NO ALWAYS! 10/10/2005
DIDI SAID :" HAVE U EVER KNOW THE STUPID PERSON WHO
WILL ALWAYS SAY NO TO EVERY QUETION?"
<br>
LILY :"NO"..
DIDI : ITS YOU!
1 Comments, 178 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score |
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A GUY OR A GIRL?? 10/9/2005
1st person say : look at a over there, got very
short hair, old jeans, laughing so loud & carry on
2 dogs.do you think the a guy or girl ??
<br>
2nd person :she is a girl.she is my .
<br>
1st person : oh i am sorry, i really dont know you are a father
of her..
<br>
2nd person : hey! i am not her father! i am her mother!
2 Comments, 146 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score |
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Men. 10/9/2005
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
<br>
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
...
1 Comments, 111 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score |
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Something to talk about 10/6/2005
The old man in the confessional told the priest, "I'm
seventy-nine years old, and last night I made love to eighteen-years-old
twins." <br>
The priest asked, "When was your last confession?"
<br>
"What do you mean, confession?" the man said.
"I'm Jewish." <br>
"Then, why are you telling me this?" the priest
asked.
<br>
The man said, "I'm telling ...
1 Comments, 125 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score |
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Revenge On Your Boss Who Is An Asshole!!! 10/6/2005
Revenge is banging your bosse's wife.
<br>
SWEET Revenge is finding out she is a lousy lay!!!
1 Comments, 121 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score |
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3 wishes 10/2/2005
A man finds a genie in a bottle, and is granted 3 wishes. Immediately,
he is banging 100 Playboy playmates. Later he opens a door
to a room and finds it is loaded with stacks of $100 bills,
everywhere. Soon after the KKK comes in, and lynches him.
An observer asks, "I can understand the women and
the money, but why did he want to be hung like a black man?"
0 Comments, 127 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score |
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They're finally together 9/29/2005
Sadie was a beautiful Jewish girl. She could have been an
actress but instead she decided to get married young and
raise a large family. In no time at all she has ten .
Then suddenly her husband passed away when Sadie was still
only 42. But it didn’t take our Sadie long to find a new husband.
She quickly remarried and found happiness once more. She
could have decided that ten was ...
0 Comments, 132 Views,
8 Votes
,1.39 Score |
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Cost for a Lawyer 9/29/2005
LAWYEAR k sir, do u want me to help
how much money do u have
to pay me so?
<br>
:i dont have money,
but i have a car, BMW
<br>
LAWYEAR :its ok, u can pay me by it
now tell me whats your case?
<br>
STOLEN THAT CAR, BMW!
0 Comments, 162 Views,
5 Votes
,0.21 Score |
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Exchange of partners. 9/10/2005
Two couples meet and after a wonderful dinner at a great
restaurant decide that they could exchange their partners
for the night.
After 2 hours of continuous sex a man turns over and says:
"Wow this was such a great idea, I hope the girls are
also having fun"
0 Comments, 212 Views,
10 Votes
,2.19 Score |
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He would have continued 9/6/2005
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient
little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!)
leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little girl voice,
0 Comments, 349 Views,
4 Votes
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Motionless 9/6/2005
If time could stand still, I’d freeze it here,
So you’d always hold me, close and near.
In your arms, where I’m meant to be,
Filled with the perfect love you’ve given me.
<br>
A bond so strong, a hold so tight,
To know you’re the one; my ‘Mr. Right’.
A blessing sent from up above,
In you I’ve found my one true ...
0 Comments, 307 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score |
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Little Johnny Vs Bill Gates!!! 8/31/2005
Bill Gates was addressing Little Johnny's 8th Grade
class and he said "Now boys and girls, I want you to
remember that when you grow up and enter the workforce that
flipping burgers is not Teenage Exploitation but a Golden
Opportunity For Advancement. Does anybody have any questions?"
<br>
Little Johnny's hand shot up straight away and he said
"Mr. Gates , what is the name of your ...
0 Comments, 148 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score |
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Man in Antartica on a job 8/31/2005
Man in Antartica on a job
<br>
A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job.
This village had many men, but no women. After a few days,
the man started getting horny. He asked his boss, “What
do you guys do when you’re horny here?”
<br>
The man told him, “We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here
I’ll show it to you.” ...
0 Comments, 271 Views,
13 Votes
,5.49 Score |
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The woodcutter 8/26/2005
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree
above a river, his axe fell into the river. The river was
deep and swift; he could not retrieve his axe, and he was
too poor to buy a new one. Knowing that he was doomed to
poverty and starvation, he began to weep.
As he sobbed, God appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”
The woodcutter told Him about his lost axe. ...
0 Comments, 285 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score |
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 8/24/2005
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
0 Comments, 230 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score |
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Texas Women 8/1/2005
A woman from Texas and a woman from the East Coast were seated
next to each other on an airplane.
The woman from Texas, being friendly and all, asks the woman
from the East Coast, "So, where ya from?". The
woman from the East Coast replies, "I am from a place
where we do NOT end sentences with prepositions!!".
So, the woman from Texas takes a deep breath, and asks the
woman, "So, ...
0 Comments, 219 Views,
10 Votes
,4.78 Score |
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Turner Brown 8/1/2005
A skinny little white guy goes into an
elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African American guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring
at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The
big guy kneels down and brings him to, ...
0 Comments, 151 Views,
11 Votes
,2.79 Score |
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Female and Male Prayers 8/1/2005
FEMALE PRAYER:
<br>
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart, and strong,
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more
...
0 Comments, 251 Views,
16 Votes
,5.19 Score |
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Oil Change - Men vs Women (Read, it's true?) 7/31/2005
INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO CHANGE THE OIL IN YOUR CAR - FOR
WOMAN
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles
since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle.
MONEY SPENT >Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 >TOTAL
$21.00 > >OIL CHANGE
INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN
1) ...
1 Comments, 364 Views,
36 Votes
,5.48 Score |
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History of Lawyer recent 1st prize in a competition 7/24/2005
This is the lawyers' of the year best history, of the
decade and probably of the
century.
A lawyer of Charlotte, North Carolina, bought a box of cigars
very rare and expensive, and then it hired an insurance
policy against fire and other risks. Inside of one month,
having smoked all his stock of those big cigars and still
without to have at least paid the first portion of the ...
1 Comments, 86 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score |
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Blonde joke - sorry ladies :-) 7/22/2005
A BLONDE, wanting to earn some money, decided to canvass
a wealthy neighborhood.
<br>
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the
owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
<br>
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
<br>
The blonde said: "How about 50 pounds?"
<br>
The man agreed and told her that the paint ...
0 Comments, 1140 Views,
107 Votes
,5.49 Score |
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Bill Gates meets St. Peter 7/17/2005
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
being sized up by St. Peter.
<br>
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call;
I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer
in almost every home in America, yet you also created that
ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something
I've never ...
1 Comments, 796 Views,
76 Votes
,5.57 Score |
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Another Joke For Our U.K. Readers!!! 7/16/2005
This drunk is walking down the street when he see a guy whose
car has broken down so he says' Wasammatter mate?"
And the guy says to him "Piston broke" And the
drunk says "Gee. So am I!!!"
0 Comments, 149 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score |
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Tarzan Joke (For Our U.K .Readers!!!) 7/16/2005
Tarzan and Jane just got married and she baked him a roast
chimp pie for lunch.The she gave him braised finch for dinner.
Then she kept on serving the same two dishes to him for a whole
week until he finally said "Jane, can't you cook
anything beside finch and chimps?"
0 Comments, 164 Views,
4 Votes
,0.14 Score |
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AT LAST THE ANSWERS! 7/15/2005
A sociologist, formed by Harvard, made a thing that few
people imagine that a sociologist can be capable to do:
To answer questions!
Does he know, those stupid questions that some vacated
he made to circulate in Net? Because it is, another vacated,
or better, a sociologist decided to answer.
(BELIEVE)!!!
1. because orange calls orange and doesn't lemon call
green?
...
0 Comments, 130 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score |
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blunders 7/11/2005
a boy wanted to tell his father i am going to school instead
he said i is going to school his father said look at u stupid
boy simple corrected english u cannot spoke his mother
came out of the room and
told the father u are the worstest
0 Comments, 77 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score |
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the doctor and his patient 7/10/2005
a man who had just been operated on was on his bed when his
doctor came in and told him i was trying to reach u yesterday
why the patient asked because i only wanted to tell u that
u have 24hrs to live
0 Comments, 86 Views,
3 Votes
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the stink boy 7/10/2005
well, tell the story that there was a boy known by stink coz
of the stench of his mouth. one day he decided to camp with
his friends, however, there was a problems: stink could
not talk inside the tent coz if he does his breath would impregnate
the air. to solve this problems his friends told him that
every time he wanted to talk he should raise his hand, then
all the others could cover ...
0 Comments, 205 Views,
8 Votes
,0.70 Score |
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Selection of the Pope 7/10/2005
Seems that the Cardinals may have selected the wrong guy.
Here is a
viable candidate they overlooked:
Bishop Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in the
Netherlands and emigrated to the US where he became a citizen
in 1939.
As a young man, he aspired to become a priest, but was drafted
into the Army
during WW II. He spent two years flying aboard B17s as a co-pilot
until, ...
0 Comments, 279 Views,
15 Votes
,1.29 Score |
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THE DOCTOR 7/2/2005
Very depressed, the subject arrives to the doctor muttering:
–Oh, Doctor! I have a sharp case of genital herpes, syphilis,
bubonic plague, meningitis, asthma and positive and effective
HIV!
What can you make for me?
–Don't worry that we will intern you in a fourth matter,
with everything that you need and we will indicate for you
as diet a pizza!
...
0 Comments, 112 Views,
6 Votes
,4.79 Score |
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TO LEARN GERMAN 7/2/2005
People now doesn't have laziness that does to give
up on speaking German.
The German language is relatively easy. All those that
know the derived languages of Latin and they are habituated
to conjugate some verbs can learn her quickly. That is what
German's teachers say soon in the first lesson.
First, we caught a book in German, in this case, a magnificent
volume, with layer ...
0 Comments, 81 Views,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score |
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little john 6/29/2005
every day morning teacher carol goes through the door of
the class and ask the : - good morning!!! she always
listen: -hi uuuuuuuuuuu!!! and every single day the answer
is the same. but there was a time that she asked them: -good
morning!! however she listeni!! and in the next day
she listen: -hi!! just it. then she realised little john
had missed that 2 classes.that was funny. each time ...
1 Comments, 313 Views,
16 Votes
,1.51 Score |
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PRAY OF STRESSED PEOPLE 6/28/2005
Feel serenity to accept the things that I cannot change,
courage to change the things that I cannot accept, and wisdom
to hide those people's bodies to have to kill for they
be becoming full a lot the sack.
Also, help me to be careful with the calluses in that floor
today, because they can be directly connected to the sacks
that I will have to pull tomorrow.
Help me, always, to give ...
0 Comments, 103 Views,
6 Votes
,5.64 Score |
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LAPTOPS 6/28/2005
Marisa asked Luís:
--What is leptospirose?
And Luís answered:
--A disease that attacks the users of laptops.
It is transmitted by the contact with the urine of the Mouse.
0 Comments, 149 Views,
8 Votes
,3.94 Score |
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are you a geek? 6/8/2005
if you can find 3 or more matches below,
then welcome to geekdom!
<br>
<br>
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
<br>
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".
<br>
3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
<br>
4. You have called out someone's screen name while
making love to
your significant other.
<br> ...
1 Comments, 260 Views,
19 Votes
,4.57 Score |
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The Doctor 6/5/2005
In the midst of a physical examination, the doctor ask his
patient to face to open window and stick out his tongue.
<br>
'what can you tell from that?' asked the patient.
<br>
'Nothing, ' said the doctor, 'but I don't
like my neighbours.'
1 Comments, 393 Views,
21 Votes
,2.63 Score |
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Cowboy 5/2/2005
An old Montana cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to
him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a
real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,
breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing
fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, ...
0 Comments, 2453 Views,
260 Votes
,5.68 Score |
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last wishes 4/8/2005
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow Tillie, was finally
able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man
her late husband had been.
<br>
"Sidney thought of everything, " she told
them. "Just before he died, he called me to his bedside,
and handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie, ' he
told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three
envelopes. After I am dead, please ...
0 Comments, 964 Views,
86 Votes
,6.13 Score |
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The ink filled condom 4/4/2005
A young man desperate for sex goes in search for a woman at
a local nightclub.
After several failed chat up attempts and slaps to the face
for his direct approach, he finally meets with a woman who
agrees to have sex with him.
Upon reaching his flat they both tear at each others clothes
until they are naked, only barely reaching the bedroom.
She laid on his bed ready, willing and ...
1 Comments, 397 Views,
24 Votes
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riddles 3/27/2005
Try to figure out the sentence with the clues given.
For example: 18 =holes on a golf course would look like 18=
H. on a G. C.
<br>
1=W. on a U.
3=B.M. (s.h.t.r.)
5=D. in a Z. C.
7=W. of the W.
8=S. on a S. S.
9=P. in our S. S
13=S. in the A. F.
12= K. of the R.T.
12=S. in the Z.
32=D.F. in which W.F
40=D.and N. in the G. F.
54= C. in a D. (with J's)
64=S. ...
1 Comments, 184 Views,
4 Votes
,5.57 Score |
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Bear on the Roof 3/16/2005
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he
looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll
be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's
got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit
bull dog.
"What are you going to do, " the homeowner asks? ...
0 Comments, 693 Views,
65 Votes
,5.01 Score |
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husband shop 3/11/2005
Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened
in Booragoon, where women could go to choose a husband from
among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
<br>
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor,
you couldn't go back down except to ...
1 Comments, 2117 Views,
322 Votes
,8.38 Score |
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Christian 3/3/2005
A religious man, ignoring a nagging conscience, went bear
hunting on the Sabbath even though he knew he was being disobedient
to a commandment.
<br>
He was feeling a little guilty about it as he entered the
woods.
<br>
Suddenly he heard a noise close by. Quickly he tried to raise
his rifle, alas, too late, for the huge grizzly bear was
upon him.
<br>
...
0 Comments, 897 Views,
94 Votes
,6.50 Score |
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Porch???? 3/2/2005
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.
She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighbourhoods
around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told
Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you.How would like
to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!"said Julie."Well, how
much do you want me to pay you?" asked the ...
0 Comments, 211 Views,
15 Votes
,5.12 Score |
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A guys' job 2/16/2005
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destination,
To increase the population,
for the next generation,
Do you get my explanation,
<br>
Or do you need a demonstration??
<br>
<br>
E.U
0 Comments, 349 Views,
25 Votes
,3.13 Score |
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Cupid Joke 2/13/2005
Q. If any willing gorgeous beauty encourages lots as seductively
coaxing how soon cound nakedness occur together? A. Before
nightfall if flirting goes right.
0 Comments, 311 Views,
14 Votes
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New Cowboy Boots 2/11/2005
Sam and Bessie Goldberg are senior citizens, and, Sam always
wanted an expensive pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on
sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie,
"So, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt
you wore yesterday, and the same pants. What's different?"
Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and
comes ...
0 Comments, 644 Views,
61 Votes
,4.96 Score |
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Cupid Joke 2/9/2005
Q. How far would Cupid spit if himself knew of everything
happening today? A. It does not matter...
0 Comments, 301 Views,
15 Votes
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"Why Men Are Just Happier People" 2/1/2005
Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from
such simple
creatures?
<br>
<br>
1) Your last name stays put.
<br>
2) The garage is all yours.
<br>
3) Wedding plans take care of themselves.
<br>
4) Chocolate is just another snack.
<br>
5) You can be president.
<br>
6) You can never be pregnant. ...
0 Comments, 569 Views,
195 Votes
,8.22 Score |
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goat thief 1/23/2005
a man of 45 stole a goat and while pulling it along with the
rope the owner came out and started shouting thief! thief!
but the thief when interrogated said" i stole but
his rope and unfortunately a goat is attached to it give
to ceaser what is his and so give this rope what belongs to
it" meaning the goat
0 Comments, 218 Views,
12 Votes
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A lesson in perception 1/22/2005
A grade school teacher is attempting to teach her students
basic subtraction, by asking the following question.
<br>
"Now class, 3 birds are sitting on a fence. A hunter
shoots one of the birds. How many are left?"
<br>
A young boy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.
"None!" the boys cheerfully answers.
<br>
The teacher tells him his answer is ...
1 Comments, 1103 Views,
127 Votes
,7.33 Score |
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rich man 1/15/2005
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his on a
trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his
how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and
nights on the farm of what
would be considered a very poor family.
<br>
On their return from their trip, the father asked his ,
"How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad"
"Did you see how poor people live?" the ...
1 Comments, 1149 Views,
174 Votes
,6.76 Score |
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Lovestruck 1/15/2005
Q. As Valentine's Day nears what is the best way for
any attracted mature adults of opposite sex to exchange
alluring photographs? With or without autographs...
A. Only God above knows!
0 Comments, 211 Views,
11 Votes
,0.36 Score |
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MINDS 1/9/2005
Galileo ====> Great mind
<br>
Einstein ====> Genius mind
<br>
Newton ====> Extraordinary mind
<br>
Bill Gates ====> Brillint mind
<br>
Bush ====> Never mind
0 Comments, 180 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score |
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laughter..the best medicine against heartbreaks 12/31/2004
Senior moments
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death
notice
in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner
were the
papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and
complained
bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea,
not
gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him
night and day so
of course I know he died of diarrhea, but ...
0 Comments, 301 Views,
21 Votes
,6.47 Score |
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Two priests 12/29/2004
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their
"tourist" garb. They were sitting on ...
0 Comments, 1206 Views,
161 Votes
,7.59 Score |
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a dirty christmas poem 12/21/2004
u probably have already seen and heard this a million times
but for the people who have not here u go
<br>
<br>
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
<br>
The were both gone, and my wife was in heat
<br>
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
<br>
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
...
0 Comments, 205 Views,
13 Votes
,2.98 Score |
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Nice Jokes 12/21/2004
*A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll
be yours forever."
_The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
<br>
*A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after
sex?"
_He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
<br>
*Definition of a Gynaecologist: Someone who looks for
problems where?
_others look for pleasure!!!
<br>
*Man to wife on ...
0 Comments, 284 Views,
39 Votes
,2.83 Score |
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Some more Xmas Jokes 12/18/2004
What did the breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter
with a Pointer at Christmastime?
A "pointsetter"!
<br>
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
<br>
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
Season's Bleatings!
<br>
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!
<br>
How do ...
0 Comments, 393 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score |
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Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents 12/18/2004
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event,
the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she
would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
<br>
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps ...
0 Comments, 488 Views,
26 Votes
,5.83 Score |
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You have to say it outloud to understand 12/16/2004
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
<br>
Unique up on it.
<br>
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
<br>
Tame way, unique up on it.
0 Comments, 843 Views,
21 Votes
,2.38 Score |
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Not a good day for Santa 12/11/2004
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning
to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
<br>
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This
stressed Santa even more.
<br>
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were
about ...
1 Comments, 214 Views,
56 Votes
,5.05 Score |
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Jokes from the Goodsoul51-------Laughs 14 11/26/2004
$ $ $
Father O'Malley walks into a pub in Donegal, and says
to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
<br>
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the
wall."
<br>
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want
to go to Heaven?"
<br>
"Sure, ...
1 Comments, 154 Views,
68 Votes
,8.77 Score |
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Jokes from the Goodsoul51 Laughs 9 11/2/2004
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
<br>
<br>
<br>
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
<br>
Unique Up On It.
<br>
<br>
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
<br>
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
<br>
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3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
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They Take The Psycho Path ...
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