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Crisly185 38 F
6  Articles
little moth   12/16/2006

Little moth is sitting in the cupboard with his mom. ?Mom, I want to go out.? ?You can?t, you mast sit in the cupboard and eat the fur coat.? ?But I still want to go out.? ?You silly.If you go out, then they will kill you.? ?No I don?t think so because last time everybody were applauding.?


1 Comments, 160 Views, 9 Votes
Crisly185 38 F
6  Articles
Elephant and ant   12/16/2006

Elephant and ant decided to change their eggs. Next day they met and elephant said It wan?t so bad, I didn?t have to do anything.? The ant said I was too really fun. But they wanted to draw me out when we reached to the curve.?


1 Comments, 227 Views, 15 Votes
MtnMan39 65 M
4  Articles
fishing   12/16/2006

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along ...


1 Comments, 170 Views, 32 Votes ,5.87 Score
Crisly185 38 F
6  Articles
Man and woman   12/16/2006

The man is running at home and :Wife!Our house is burning!What we should do???Suddenly somebody say something:, ,Wardrobe!You should go in wardrobe!??, ,But hwo is speakind?Wondering the man.We the suits are speaking.??


1 Comments, 131 Views, 43 Votes
mark18ph83 40 M
2  Articles
Engineering vs Math Majors   12/16/2006

Engineering vs Math Majors <br> A math and engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were both math majors and engineering majors. Each of the math majors had his/her own train ticket. But the Engineers had only ONE ticket for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering. The engineers ignored the laughter. <br> ...


1 Comments, 148 Views, 38 Votes ,7.80 Score
mark18ph83 40 M
2  Articles
what is the mathematical equation for Engineer Vs. Executives?   12/16/2006

if you think there are difference between the Engineer vs. executive. pls make an equation or postulates for that... try to guess?//////


1 Comments, 130 Views, 22 Votes
shirokuma98 64 M
4  Articles
The traveller and the barn   12/16/2006

A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place to sleep for the night Can you help me?" The farmer replies "I can only let you sleEp in the barn" "that is fine" says the traveller. So the farmer shows him the ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 26 Votes ,6.69 Score
shirokuma98 64 M
4  Articles
The traveller and the barn   12/16/2006

A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place to sleep for the night Can you help me?"


1 Comments, 41 Views, 23 Votes
shirokuma98 64 M
4  Articles
Notes written by doctors on patient charts unedited   12/16/2006

These are a few I find funny <br> 1-Patient has chest pain if she lies on herleft side for over a year. <br> 2-On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared completely <br> 3-She has had no rigors or shaking chils, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night! <br> 4-The pelvic examination will be done ...


1 Comments, 245 Views, 35 Votes ,3.15 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
Italian Journey   12/15/2006

Italian Journey "One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss, I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma Bitch. I don't even know the lady ...


1 Comments, 150 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
Little Johnny   12/15/2006

Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, "What are you doing with that water?" Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, "Preacher, this here is ...


1 Comments, 114 Views, 16 Votes ,4.74 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
Eve and adam   12/15/2006

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, ...


2 Comments, 206 Views, 17 Votes ,3.41 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
The bomb and the pilot   12/15/2006

3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man ...


1 Comments, 98 Views, 15 Votes ,1.91 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
A Cat's Diary   12/15/2006

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture. <br> I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a ...


2 Comments, 452 Views, 32 Votes ,3.33 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
A Case for More Beer   12/15/2006

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate ...


1 Comments, 197 Views, 14 Votes ,3.30 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
A Bug   12/15/2006

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left. The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell ...


1 Comments, 274 Views, 14 Votes ,3.94 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
4 Sons   12/15/2006

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their while walking to the first tee. "My Kent, " says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give ...


1 Comments, 256 Views, 150 Votes ,8.39 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
$200 Bucks It Is...   12/15/2006

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. <br> " Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and ...


1 Comments, 123 Views, 395 Votes ,8.06 Score
busted_50 71 M
2  Articles
KNOW HOW TO TELL A JOKE?   12/15/2006

In prison inmates number the jokes because they have heard them so often. When they wish to tell a joke they just yell out a number and all of the other inmates (because they know the joke applied to that number) laugh. One day a new prisoner comes in and knows nothing about the system asks a fellow inmate about why everyone laughs when a number is called out? The system is explained to ...


1 Comments, 194 Views, 14 Votes ,2.34 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
Beer and Ice Cream Diet   12/15/2006

Justification for beer and Ice cream! But stay away from the pizza! <br> As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive ...


1 Comments, 161 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Vestute 34 F
11  Articles
Santa statistics   12/15/2006

No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are roughly 300, 000 species of living organisms yet to be classified. While most of these are insects and germs, this does not rule out flying reindeer - though Santa and my uncle Ralph, in his drinking days, are the only people who've ever seen one. There are two billion (small people under the age of 1 in the world. But since ...


1 Comments, 71 Views, 11 Votes ,2.42 Score
Stephanie7690 41 F
11  Articles
The lawyer is the guilty party   12/15/2006

A prosecuting lawyer is demanding that the accused answer the qustion "you were cited stealing that $5000, where is it?" The judge demands also the defendant ask the question...... the accused then says to the judge "Oops i thought you were talking to him"


1 Comments, 198 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
DyslexicHeart 45 M
6  Articles
Gimme a Brake...   12/15/2006

[Translated from French] (At least, I hope this is what the article said! My french isn't too good!) <br> An auto mechanic was working underneath a car one sunny afternoon, when the main brake line sprouted a leak and brake fluid sprayed out into his mouth. At first, he was sickened and worried it might be toxic, but he quickly realized that this brake fluid actually tasted ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 25 Votes ,6.12 Score
DyslexicHeart 45 M
6  Articles
A bit naughty....   12/15/2006

[Author's note: I made this one myself. And the Insect School one...] <br> So there's this guy and his wife, rite? And they love eachother very much and it's cute, and they have this wonderful marraige and an awesome honeymoon and the kinkiest relationship the world has ever seen. Over time, however, in their relationship, he begins to get suspicious... <br> He ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 31 Votes
DyslexicHeart 45 M
6  Articles
Tattoo Parlor   12/15/2006

A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he could get a special tattoo with the words "yes" and "no", on his manhood. The owner agreed and the tattooing was underway. <br> When the job was complete, the man thought his new tattoo looked great and he paid for the service. <br> That night when the man went home he approached his wife in their bedroom. ...


1 Comments, 133 Views, 42 Votes ,7.16 Score
DyslexicHeart 45 M
6  Articles
Insect School...   12/15/2006

A friendly grasshopper applied for a job as a crossing guard at a flying insect school. He got an interview, and went in to meet the superintendent, a stern bee. <br> "Your responsibilities on this job", the bee said, "include making sure the little flies get to school in the morning, and back to the bus in the afternoon. You must also watch them on the playground, and keep track ...


1 Comments, 116 Views, 22 Votes ,1.69 Score
Happyboy1966 57 M
4  Articles
Smart   12/15/2006

A boy at school was selling smart pills for a dollar a piece. Another boy bought one but ot didn't seem to have any effect. He then bought another one and then another. Finally he said, " These smart pills don't work. Besides, they taste like rabbit droppings" The first boy said, " You see, you're getting smarter all the time


1 Comments, 204 Views, 30 Votes ,4.71 Score
thriceg 44 M
1  Article
best enforcement agency   12/15/2006

In a recent attempt to decide which US law enforcement agency is the most efficient, the President set up a test to do just that. The test is as follows: a white rabbit is released into a wooded area; whomever retrieves the rabbit in the shortest time wins. The three agencies chosen to participate are: the LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA. <br> First up, the CIA. They conduct an ...


1 Comments, 568 Views, 360 Votes ,6.83 Score
TheSwiftHawk 46 M
10  Articles
A Salesman's Dillemma   12/7/2006

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" <br> The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to ...


1 Comments, 229 Views, 164 Votes ,6.91 Score
peace772 42 M
4  Articles
Wife and sex   12/7/2006

Two young friends decided to visit a brothel and have a nice time without the knoeledge of their wives. On getting there, the first one entered and after 15 minutes, he came out hissing and said "my wife is better than her". The second one followed suit and after just five minutes, he came out shaking his head and said "Yes it is true, your wife is better than her."


1 Comments, 59 Views, 130 Votes ,6.20 Score
dr_wahdan2 54 M
44  Articles
nice to be one at f.finder   12/7/2006

Dear Friendfinder. Thank u so much for this program. i was first here 3 years ago. i did not believe in love, and was on friendfinder just to find friends to share stories. But i found somebody from friendfinder. we are from very different backgrounds: I'm asian and he is german. But after a long time we met in my country and created some very beautiful memories. we had 3-year love ...


1 Comments, 159 Views, 49 Votes ,6.16 Score
TheSwiftHawk 46 M
10  Articles
What God Told The Businessman   12/7/2006

A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody-- it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe. <br> When he had finished, the priest said, Here's what I want you to do: Put a beach chair and your ...


1 Comments, 283 Views, 251 Votes ,6.64 Score
TheSwiftHawk 46 M
10  Articles
Tyson One Liners   12/7/2006

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! <br> Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two! <br> Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. <br> For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in ...


1 Comments, 296 Views, 40 Votes ,2.04 Score
sexyblonde273 48 F
3  Articles
blonde joke for ya..   11/29/2006

Q. How are blondes and turtles alike? <br> A. Once their on their backs they are screwed.


1 Comments, 202 Views, 83 Votes ,6.03 Score
sexyblonde273 48 F
3  Articles
a family of silence   11/29/2006

A guy had just bought his first motorcycle at a local dealership and before he left the salesman handed him a jar of vasoline and said before it starts raining you need to lube up your bike so it doesn't rust. He agreed and went to pick his girlfriend up from work..when he got there she asked him if he wanted to come over for dinner and meet her family. The guy agrees and they take ...


1 Comments, 323 Views, 87 Votes ,8.15 Score
beethoven62 62 M
1  Article
3 Women Taking a Stroll   11/29/2006

Three women were vacationing at a resort hotel and decided to take a walk along the beach. Meanwhile, a man with a very revealing bathing suit was laying on the beach reading a newspaper. He was about fifteen minutes walking distance from the hotel. By the time the women reached his location, he had fallen asleep and the newspaper he was reading had fallen onto his face. However, his ...


1 Comments, 115 Views, 367 Votes ,4.76 Score
peace772 42 M
4  Articles
Priest, police and holy ghost   11/29/2006

There was a priest who, any time he comes across Police checpoints in his small volkswagen carat night and was asked "who are you with in your vehicle, he replies "Oh, I am with angel Gabriel, Angel Michael, Mary Mother of God, holy spirit etc etc. The policemen, who care nothing but for bribe from the priest, get angry everytime until one night when one of them, anxious to get something ...


1 Comments, 115 Views, 94 Votes ,5.46 Score
superbowl25 32 M
2  Articles
"Wanna B Ur Lovr" by Weird Al Yankovic   11/29/2006

Though this is technically not a joke, I thought it would be appropriate to put the lyrics to this song here, since I found it really funny. <br> "Wanna B Ur Lovr" by Weird Al Yankovic <br> I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical, and your ...


1 Comments, 121 Views, 44 Votes ,4.72 Score
TTCT50 47 M
1  Article
What do you call a smart blonde   11/29/2006

?What do you call a smart blonde? answer= A Golden retriever


1 Comments, 126 Views, 73 Votes ,5.53 Score
stewy57 62 M
2  Articles
cheating & heaven   8/30/2006

3 men died & went to heaven , st peter said to them that before he could let them in , he had to ask them 2 questions which would detirmine what car they drove in heaven !! he asked the 1st man had he ever cheated on his wife & if so , how many times ? the man said yes , about 9 or 10 times !! st peter said right !! you get a used corolla !!! he then asked the 2nd man the same questions & ...


1 Comments, 181 Views, 12 Votes ,3.68 Score
wakiyaki 44 M
3  Articles
Bar   8/7/2006

Yesterday i walked into a bar and said "ouch, that hurt."


1 Comments, 394 Views, 15 Votes ,0.38 Score
DONJACK 52 M
5  Articles
THE PRISONNERS (1)   7/31/2006

3 prisonners deciding to escape, but the camp have a alarm sytem on the iron grillage, the first prisonner have a idea it say to other "when the alarm ringing, we make the cat meow and the warden don't shoot us ", the first & the second prisonners trying and win to escaping the third prisonner, gender of man like Goofy, try and make ringing alarm, warden say "who's here?" , and prisonner ...


0 Comments, 278 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
OcalaBoy1978 38 M
13  Articles
Things Found Only in America   7/16/2006

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double ...


1 Comments, 224 Views, 17 Votes ,5.67 Score
merely_me 44 M
11  Articles
humor in the golden years   7/8/2006

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
Yes, " she says, "I remember it well."
OK, " he says, "how about taking a stroll ...


1 Comments, 68 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
Carmena 43 F
10  Articles
snowmen and ladies :)   7/6/2006

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ? Snowballs.


0 Comments, 150 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Carmena 43 F
10  Articles
Panda   7/2/2006

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian ...


0 Comments, 263 Views, 19 Votes ,3.65 Score
aviday 58 M
13  Articles
Musicals   5/20/2006

I was talking to my friend the other day and I said, "I miss the old musicals on tv." <br> "They took 'em off for a reason", he said. <br> "Why's that?" I asked. <br> "Too much saz and violins", he replied.


1 Comments, 399 Views, 11 Votes ,0.18 Score
Carmena 43 F
10  Articles
:)   2/15/2006

have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver. Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command. The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the 's ten-page report. The topic? "Save Our Trees."


0 Comments, 263 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
beejatkins 28 F
1  Article
a ghost!   2/5/2006

a man was in hospital for stomach problems the medication was causing him uncomfort which resulted in dioherea all over the sheets so he panicked what to do with them, while he was panicking a local drunk was walking roung the hospital hiding from the police. the hospital patient decides to chuck his sheets out the window, and just the drunks luck the sheets fall on him he screams and ...


2 Comments, 275 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
mustangbill2 73 M
32  Articles
Chrysler car.   2/4/2006

Did you hear about the new Hemi?? It cost $52, 000 dollars and the sets give the driver a massage as he drive thr car. Now for a additional $50, 00 bucks, it will make you happy. steve, adams friend.


3 Comments, 147 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
ITS RIGHT!   2/3/2006

docter say :" after i seen the result of your X-RAY, its nothing to worry about.you will live until 90 years old" <br> the patient:"but docter i am 90 now" <br> docter :"see..! i have the right prediction about it!"


0 Comments, 220 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
msmrrightless 59 F
12  Articles
A Priority   1/7/2006

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an arguement, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. <br> His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas ...


0 Comments, 850 Views, 75 Votes ,5.28 Score
Carmena 43 F
10  Articles
Doctor, doctor...   11/26/2005

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of ." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families ...


2 Comments, 450 Views, 25 Votes ,5.23 Score
jeff42 61 M
1  Article
A day at the zoo   11/15/2005

A man went to the zoo <br> when he got there he found that they only had one dog. <br> It was a shitzu.


1 Comments, 73 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
OcalaBoy1978 38 M
13  Articles
Bullfight Buffet   11/12/2005

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more ...


1 Comments, 61 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
OcalaBoy1978 38 M
13  Articles
Genie and the Taliban   11/12/2005

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total, " says the genie. <br> The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." <br> ...


1 Comments, 92 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
LOSE IT..   10/25/2005

father :"where did u find this US$100?" <br> :"i found it close to post office dad" <br> father :"are u sure some one lose this money? " <br> :"yes dad, i am sure.i have 30 minutes seeing that man looking for this money"


0 Comments, 206 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Losing Your Virginity!!!   10/23/2005

This 16 year old girl came home all excitd and she said to her big sister Daisy Mae' I lost my virginity at school today Daisy!!!" <br> Daisy Said "That's great little sister. Did you enjoy it" <br> And her sister said "It really great but my ass still hurts!!!"


1 Comments, 238 Views, 9 Votes ,0.43 Score
evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
I DONT KNOW..   10/10/2005

MOSES SAID :"MY ALWAYS ASKING SOME MONEY TO ME & BUY SOMETHING USELESS" <br> JOSEF SAID :"WHAT HE WANT TO BUY EXACTLY?" <br> MOSES SAID :"I DONT KNOW " <br> JOSEF SAID :"WHY U DONT KNOW ?" <br> MOSES SAID :"BECAUSE I NEVER GIVE HIM MONEY"..


1 Comments, 185 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
WAITING   10/10/2005

JEFFRI SAID :"HAY LISA, I WANT TO VISIT YOU THIS EVENING, DOES YOUR MOTHER WAITING FOR ME TOO?" <br> LISA :" YES SHE IS"" JEFFRI :" GREAT SO.BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHER ALSO WAITING FOR ME ?" <br> LISA :" BECAUSE SHE WILL GO OUT THEN"


1 Comments, 192 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
NO ALWAYS!   10/10/2005

DIDI SAID :" HAVE U EVER KNOW THE STUPID PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS SAY NO TO EVERY QUETION?" <br> LILY :"NO".. DIDI : ITS YOU!


1 Comments, 178 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
A GUY OR A GIRL??   10/9/2005

1st person say : look at a over there, got very short hair, old jeans, laughing so loud & carry on 2 dogs.do you think the a guy or girl ?? <br> 2nd person :she is a girl.she is my . <br> 1st person : oh i am sorry, i really dont know you are a father of her.. <br> 2nd person : hey! i am not her father! i am her mother!


2 Comments, 146 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
lovetoloveu35 51 F
25  Articles
Men.   10/9/2005

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? <br> (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ...


1 Comments, 111 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
RRRRComposer 55 M
25  Articles
Something to talk about   10/6/2005

The old man in the confessional told the priest, "I'm seventy-nine years old, and last night I made love to eighteen-years-old twins." <br> The priest asked, "When was your last confession?" <br> "What do you mean, confession?" the man said. "I'm Jewish." <br> "Then, why are you telling me this?" the priest asked. <br> The man said, "I'm telling ...


1 Comments, 125 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Revenge On Your Boss Who Is An Asshole!!!   10/6/2005

Revenge is banging your bosse's wife. <br> SWEET Revenge is finding out she is a lousy lay!!!


1 Comments, 121 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
RRRRComposer 55 M
25  Articles
3 wishes   10/2/2005

A man finds a genie in a bottle, and is granted 3 wishes. Immediately, he is banging 100 Playboy playmates. Later he opens a door to a room and finds it is loaded with stacks of $100 bills, everywhere. Soon after the KKK comes in, and lynches him. An observer asks, "I can understand the women and the money, but why did he want to be hung like a black man?"


0 Comments, 127 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
RRRRComposer 55 M
25  Articles
They're finally together   9/29/2005

Sadie was a beautiful Jewish girl. She could have been an actress but instead she decided to get married young and raise a large family. In no time at all she has ten . Then suddenly her husband passed away when Sadie was still only 42. But it didn’t take our Sadie long to find a new husband. She quickly remarried and found happiness once more. She could have decided that ten was ...


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evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
Cost for a Lawyer   9/29/2005

LAWYEAR k sir, do u want me to help how much money do u have to pay me so? <br> :i dont have money, but i have a car, BMW <br> LAWYEAR :its ok, u can pay me by it now tell me whats your case? <br> STOLEN THAT CAR, BMW!


0 Comments, 162 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
EuropeMan1984 31 M
2  Articles
Exchange of partners.   9/10/2005

Two couples meet and after a wonderful dinner at a great restaurant decide that they could exchange their partners for the night. After 2 hours of continuous sex a man turns over and says: "Wow this was such a great idea, I hope the girls are also having fun"


0 Comments, 212 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
mysura69 42 M
5  Articles
He would have continued   9/6/2005

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,


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mysura69 42 M
5  Articles
Motionless   9/6/2005

If time could stand still, I’d freeze it here, So you’d always hold me, close and near. In your arms, where I’m meant to be, Filled with the perfect love you’ve given me. <br> A bond so strong, a hold so tight, To know you’re the one; my ‘Mr. Right’. A blessing sent from up above, In you I’ve found my one true ...


0 Comments, 307 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Little Johnny Vs Bill Gates!!!   8/31/2005

Bill Gates was addressing Little Johnny's 8th Grade class and he said "Now boys and girls, I want you to remember that when you grow up and enter the workforce that flipping burgers is not Teenage Exploitation but a Golden Opportunity For Advancement. Does anybody have any questions?" <br> Little Johnny's hand shot up straight away and he said "Mr. Gates , what is the name of your ...


0 Comments, 148 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Man in Antartica on a job   8/31/2005

Man in Antartica on a job <br> A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny. He asked his boss, “What do you guys do when you’re horny here?” <br> The man told him, “We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I’ll show it to you.” ...


0 Comments, 271 Views, 13 Votes ,5.49 Score
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
The woodcutter   8/26/2005

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. The river was deep and swift; he could not retrieve his axe, and he was too poor to buy a new one. Knowing that he was doomed to poverty and starvation, he began to weep. As he sobbed, God appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter told Him about his lost axe. ...


0 Comments, 285 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
DeliciousandJuicy 53 F
9  Articles
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:   8/24/2005

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....


0 Comments, 230 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
sxytxn 45 F
5  Articles
Texas Women   8/1/2005

A woman from Texas and a woman from the East Coast were seated next to each other on an airplane. The woman from Texas, being friendly and all, asks the woman from the East Coast, "So, where ya from?". The woman from the East Coast replies, "I am from a place where we do NOT end sentences with prepositions!!". So, the woman from Texas takes a deep breath, and asks the woman, "So, ...


0 Comments, 219 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
sxytxn 45 F
5  Articles
Turner Brown   8/1/2005

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, ...


0 Comments, 151 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
sxytxn 45 F
5  Articles
Female and Male Prayers   8/1/2005

FEMALE PRAYER: <br> Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart, and strong, One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more ...


0 Comments, 251 Views, 16 Votes ,5.19 Score
Curious502005 65 F
13  Articles
Oil Change - Men vs Women (Read, it's true?)   7/31/2005

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO CHANGE THE OIL IN YOUR CAR - FOR WOMAN 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. MONEY SPENT >Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 >TOTAL $21.00 > >OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN 1) ...


1 Comments, 364 Views, 36 Votes ,5.48 Score
avalexa 61 M
298  Articles
History of Lawyer recent 1st prize in a competition   7/24/2005

This is the lawyers' of the year best history, of the decade and probably of the century. A lawyer of Charlotte, North Carolina, bought a box of cigars very rare and expensive, and then it hired an insurance policy against fire and other risks. Inside of one month, having smoked all his stock of those big cigars and still without to have at least paid the first portion of the ...


1 Comments, 86 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
redcaps 54 M
11  Articles
Blonde joke - sorry ladies :-)   7/22/2005

A BLONDE, wanting to earn some money, decided to canvass a wealthy neighborhood. <br> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. <br> "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" <br> The blonde said: "How about 50 pounds?" <br> The man agreed and told her that the paint ...


0 Comments, 1140 Views, 107 Votes ,5.49 Score
annie2622 39 F
1  Article
Bill Gates meets St. Peter   7/17/2005

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. <br> "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never ...


1 Comments, 796 Views, 76 Votes ,5.57 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Another Joke For Our U.K. Readers!!!   7/16/2005

This drunk is walking down the street when he see a guy whose car has broken down so he says' Wasammatter mate?" And the guy says to him "Piston broke" And the drunk says "Gee. So am I!!!"


0 Comments, 149 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Tarzan Joke (For Our U.K .Readers!!!)   7/16/2005

Tarzan and Jane just got married and she baked him a roast chimp pie for lunch.The she gave him braised finch for dinner. Then she kept on serving the same two dishes to him for a whole week until he finally said "Jane, can't you cook anything beside finch and chimps?"


0 Comments, 164 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
avalexa 61 M
298  Articles
AT LAST THE ANSWERS!   7/15/2005

A sociologist, formed by Harvard, made a thing that few people imagine that a sociologist can be capable to do: To answer questions! Does he know, those stupid questions that some vacated he made to circulate in Net? Because it is, another vacated, or better, a sociologist decided to answer. (BELIEVE)!!! 1. because orange calls orange and doesn't lemon call green? ...


0 Comments, 130 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
brendie2 29 F
23  Articles
blunders   7/11/2005

a boy wanted to tell his father i am going to school instead he said i is going to school his father said look at u stupid boy simple corrected english u cannot spoke his mother came out of the room and told the father u are the worstest


0 Comments, 77 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
brendie2 29 F
23  Articles
the doctor and his patient   7/10/2005

a man who had just been operated on was on his bed when his doctor came in and told him i was trying to reach u yesterday why the patient asked because i only wanted to tell u that u have 24hrs to live


0 Comments, 86 Views, 3 Votes
tatapop 30 F
6  Articles
the stink boy   7/10/2005

well, tell the story that there was a boy known by stink coz of the stench of his mouth. one day he decided to camp with his friends, however, there was a problems: stink could not talk inside the tent coz if he does his breath would impregnate the air. to solve this problems his friends told him that every time he wanted to talk he should raise his hand, then all the others could cover ...


0 Comments, 205 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
Bill_1228 49 M
1  Article
Selection of the Pope   7/10/2005

Seems that the Cardinals may have selected the wrong guy. Here is a viable candidate they overlooked: Bishop Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in the Netherlands and emigrated to the US where he became a citizen in 1939. As a young man, he aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WW II. He spent two years flying aboard B17s as a co-pilot until, ...


0 Comments, 279 Views, 15 Votes ,1.29 Score
avalexa 61 M
298  Articles
THE DOCTOR   7/2/2005

Very depressed, the subject arrives to the doctor muttering: –Oh, Doctor! I have a sharp case of genital herpes, syphilis, bubonic plague, meningitis, asthma and positive and effective HIV! What can you make for me? –Don't worry that we will intern you in a fourth matter, with everything that you need and we will indicate for you as diet a pizza! ...


0 Comments, 112 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
avalexa 61 M
298  Articles
TO LEARN GERMAN   7/2/2005

People now doesn't have laziness that does to give up on speaking German. The German language is relatively easy. All those that know the derived languages of Latin and they are habituated to conjugate some verbs can learn her quickly. That is what German's teachers say soon in the first lesson. First, we caught a book in German, in this case, a magnificent volume, with layer ...


0 Comments, 81 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
tatapop 30 F
6  Articles
little john   6/29/2005

every day morning teacher carol goes through the door of the class and ask the : - good morning!!! she always listen: -hi uuuuuuuuuuu!!! and every single day the answer is the same. but there was a time that she asked them: -good morning!! however she listeni!! and in the next day she listen: -hi!! just it. then she realised little john had missed that 2 classes.that was funny. each time ...


1 Comments, 313 Views, 16 Votes ,1.51 Score
avalexa 61 M
298  Articles
PRAY OF STRESSED PEOPLE   6/28/2005

Feel serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, courage to change the things that I cannot accept, and wisdom to hide those people's bodies to have to kill for they be becoming full a lot the sack. Also, help me to be careful with the calluses in that floor today, because they can be directly connected to the sacks that I will have to pull tomorrow. Help me, always, to give ...


0 Comments, 103 Views, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
avalexa 61 M
298  Articles
LAPTOPS   6/28/2005

Marisa asked Luís: --What is leptospirose? And Luís answered: --A disease that attacks the users of laptops. It is transmitted by the contact with the urine of the Mouse.


0 Comments, 149 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
baroccaB 59 M
10  Articles
are you a geek?   6/8/2005

if you can find 3 or more matches below, then welcome to geekdom! <br> <br> 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. <br> 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". <br> 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. <br> 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. <br> ...


1 Comments, 260 Views, 19 Votes ,4.57 Score
rose1700 46 F
5  Articles
The Doctor   6/5/2005

In the midst of a physical examination, the doctor ask his patient to face to open window and stick out his tongue. <br> 'what can you tell from that?' asked the patient. <br> 'Nothing, ' said the doctor, 'but I don't like my neighbours.'


1 Comments, 393 Views, 21 Votes ,2.63 Score
hotandtastylady 65 F
1  Article
Cowboy   5/2/2005

An old Montana cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, ...


0 Comments, 2453 Views, 260 Votes ,5.68 Score
sweet_chick_2004 39 F
32  Articles
last wishes   4/8/2005

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. <br> "Sidney thought of everything, " she told them. "Just before he died, he called me to his bedside, and handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie, ' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please ...


0 Comments, 964 Views, 86 Votes ,6.13 Score
redcaps 54 M
11  Articles
The ink filled condom   4/4/2005

A young man desperate for sex goes in search for a woman at a local nightclub. After several failed chat up attempts and slaps to the face for his direct approach, he finally meets with a woman who agrees to have sex with him. Upon reaching his flat they both tear at each others clothes until they are naked, only barely reaching the bedroom. She laid on his bed ready, willing and ...


1 Comments, 397 Views, 24 Votes
aLockhart 56 F
13  Articles
riddles   3/27/2005

Try to figure out the sentence with the clues given. For example: 18 =holes on a golf course would look like 18= H. on a G. C. <br> 1=W. on a U. 3=B.M. (s.h.t.r.) 5=D. in a Z. C. 7=W. of the W. 8=S. on a S. S. 9=P. in our S. S 13=S. in the A. F. 12= K. of the R.T. 12=S. in the Z. 32=D.F. in which W.F 40=D.and N. in the G. F. 54= C. in a D. (with J's) 64=S. ...


1 Comments, 184 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
redcaps 54 M
11  Articles
Bear on the Roof   3/16/2005

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull dog. "What are you going to do, " the homeowner asks? ...


0 Comments, 693 Views, 65 Votes ,5.01 Score
sweet_chick_2004 39 F
32  Articles
husband shop   3/11/2005

Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. <br> The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to ...


1 Comments, 2117 Views, 322 Votes ,8.38 Score
sweet_chick_2004 39 F
32  Articles
Christian   3/3/2005

A religious man, ignoring a nagging conscience, went bear hunting on the Sabbath even though he knew he was being disobedient to a commandment. <br> He was feeling a little guilty about it as he entered the woods. <br> Suddenly he heard a noise close by. Quickly he tried to raise his rifle, alas, too late, for the huge grizzly bear was upon him. <br> ...


0 Comments, 897 Views, 94 Votes ,6.50 Score
DeadPrincess 42 F
10  Articles
Porch????   3/2/2005

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighbourhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you.How would like to paint the porch?" "Sure that sounds great!"said Julie."Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the ...


0 Comments, 211 Views, 15 Votes ,5.12 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
A guys' job   2/16/2005

A guy sticks his location, In a girl's destination, To increase the population, for the next generation, Do you get my explanation, <br> Or do you need a demonstration?? <br> <br> E.U


0 Comments, 349 Views, 25 Votes ,3.13 Score
fortunate96 55 M
21  Articles
Cupid Joke   2/13/2005

Q. If any willing gorgeous beauty encourages lots as seductively coaxing how soon cound nakedness occur together? A. Before nightfall if flirting goes right.


0 Comments, 311 Views, 14 Votes
Sandra_LM2 68 F
16  Articles
New Cowboy Boots   2/11/2005

Sam and Bessie Goldberg are senior citizens, and, Sam always wanted an expensive pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?" "What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday, and the same pants. What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes ...


0 Comments, 644 Views, 61 Votes ,4.96 Score
fortunate96 55 M
21  Articles
Cupid Joke   2/9/2005

Q. How far would Cupid spit if himself knew of everything happening today? A. It does not matter...


0 Comments, 301 Views, 15 Votes
moon2000a 50 F
1  Article
"Why Men Are Just Happier People"   2/1/2005

Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? <br> <br> 1) Your last name stays put. <br> 2) The garage is all yours. <br> 3) Wedding plans take care of themselves. <br> 4) Chocolate is just another snack. <br> 5) You can be president. <br> 6) You can never be pregnant. ...


0 Comments, 569 Views, 195 Votes ,8.22 Score
fancykhano 42 M
2  Articles
goat thief   1/23/2005

a man of 45 stole a goat and while pulling it along with the rope the owner came out and started shouting thief! thief! but the thief when interrogated said" i stole but his rope and unfortunately a goat is attached to it give to ceaser what is his and so give this rope what belongs to it" meaning the goat


0 Comments, 218 Views, 12 Votes
BlueSky_USA 70 M
1  Article
A lesson in perception   1/22/2005

A grade school teacher is attempting to teach her students basic subtraction, by asking the following question. <br> "Now class, 3 birds are sitting on a fence. A hunter shoots one of the birds. How many are left?" <br> A young boy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. "None!" the boys cheerfully answers. <br> The teacher tells him his answer is ...


1 Comments, 1103 Views, 127 Votes ,7.33 Score
chineme 38 F
11  Articles
rich man   1/15/2005

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. <br> On their return from their trip, the father asked his , "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad" "Did you see how poor people live?" the ...


1 Comments, 1149 Views, 174 Votes ,6.76 Score
fortunate96 55 M
21  Articles
Lovestruck   1/15/2005

Q. As Valentine's Day nears what is the best way for any attracted mature adults of opposite sex to exchange alluring photographs? With or without autographs... A. Only God above knows!


0 Comments, 211 Views, 11 Votes ,0.36 Score
smallkiss 39 M
52  Articles
MINDS   1/9/2005

Galileo ====> Great mind <br> Einstein ====> Genius mind <br> Newton ====> Extraordinary mind <br> Bill Gates ====> Brillint mind <br> Bush ====> Never mind


0 Comments, 180 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Ice_500 58 F
14  Articles
laughter..the best medicine against heartbreaks   12/31/2004

Senior moments When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but ...


0 Comments, 301 Views, 21 Votes ,6.47 Score
verona21 46 F
2  Articles
Two priests   12/29/2004

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on ...


0 Comments, 1206 Views, 161 Votes ,7.59 Score
toks8 31 M
3  Articles
a dirty christmas poem   12/21/2004

u probably have already seen and heard this a million times but for the people who have not here u go <br> <br> Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat <br> The were both gone, and my wife was in heat <br> The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook <br> It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. ...


0 Comments, 205 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
smallkiss 39 M
52  Articles
Nice Jokes   12/21/2004

*A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." _The guy says 'thanks for the warning' <br> *A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" _He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone" <br> *Definition of a Gynaecologist: Someone who looks for problems where? _others look for pleasure!!! <br> *Man to wife on ...


0 Comments, 284 Views, 39 Votes ,2.83 Score
cinnamongrrrl 43 F
5  Articles
Some more Xmas Jokes   12/18/2004

What did the breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A "pointsetter"! <br> What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe! <br> What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season's Bleatings! <br> How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad! <br> How do ...


0 Comments, 393 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
cinnamongrrrl 43 F
5  Articles
Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents   12/18/2004

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. <br> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps ...


0 Comments, 488 Views, 26 Votes ,5.83 Score
DivergedShea 42 F
5  Articles
You have to say it outloud to understand   12/16/2004

How do you catch a unique rabbit? <br> Unique up on it. <br> How do you catch a tame rabbit? <br> Tame way, unique up on it.


0 Comments, 843 Views, 21 Votes ,2.38 Score
Sandra_LM2 68 F
16  Articles
Not a good day for Santa   12/11/2004

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. <br> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. <br> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about ...


1 Comments, 214 Views, 56 Votes ,5.05 Score
Goodsoul51 72 M
21  Articles
Jokes from the Goodsoul51-------Laughs 14   11/26/2004

$ $ $ Father O'Malley walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." <br> The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." <br> Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" <br> "Sure, ...


1 Comments, 154 Views, 68 Votes ,8.77 Score
Goodsoul51 72 M
21  Articles
Jokes from the Goodsoul51 Laughs 9   11/2/2004

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood! <br> <br> <br> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? <br> Unique Up On It. <br> <br> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? <br> Tame Way, Unique Up On It. <br> <br> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? <br> They Take The Psycho Path ...


0 Comments, 157 Views, 16 Votes ,5.04 Score