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Humorous story 2/6/2010
Thanks to this crisis, good den a lot of stress and change
his mind. And now forced to go into hospital Sane Mental
Hope.
As usual, at the hospital every day was given a job by the
doctor, there are sweeping the floors, clean glass, sweep
the yard, etc.. Den good coincidence given the task of watering
the flowers every afternoon.
One afternoon, very heavy rain. My friends have ...
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Humorous story 2/6/2010
Home from the supermarket a asks her mother:
: "Mom, you know not, what difference does it make
batteries and sissy?"
Mother: "Hush, obvious difference dong."
: "Yeah ... where's the difference?"
Mother (After trying to think but failed) finally said:
"Do not know ah!"
(smiling): "If long-lasting batteries
whereas if sissy 'Where bear la yauow'..."
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Humorous story 2/6/2010
One day at a hospital, a beautiful girl lying in a stroller.
Soon he will appendicitis surgery. Beautiful girl was
not dressed right, but the white sheet covering the top.
Not long ago, a nurse pushed the train to get to the operating
room. The train through the hallways of the hospital when
it happened again deserted. So lucky girl, because if many
people, it could be embarrassed ... ...
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Humorous story 2/6/2010
A Director company of famous textile [is] getting praise
of its business friends Friend Business : " What [is] Effort Mr.
in running this textile business, until Arab country buy
up entire/all cloth which Mr. production Director : " In fact this company secret,
but [do] not what. Merely mistake print article [in] cloth
lable Friend Business : " What ...
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Humorous story 2/6/2010
Senior of Engineer: " you know what that ?" Junior [of] engineer: " Oohhh... that like social network so, Mr." Senior of Engineer: " Its for how? Smaller than notebook J....S.... : "xi??????????
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cerita lucu 2/6/2010
A woman phone its doctor, and ask visit " emergency".
Resepsionis spell out members please come. The woman in
a hurry come and direct step into room check. The doctor
enter and ask what the matter. The woman seen shame and ask
so that doctor check [by] xself what the matter The doctor according to, and start to [do/conduct] inspection
of seksama. Its having taken steps sufficiently long,
the ...
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humorous story 2/6/2010
On the way cart of Parahyangan of Gambir to Bandung, sit
to look out on 4 passenger people * One grandmother * One
beautiful coed * One men student * One army They [do] not [is] recognizing each other one with is other.
just Balmy journey, when stepping into tunnel;cutting
sudden sudden lamp [of] death also is. Pitch dark. [Is]
sudden heard [by] hard kiss voice… Chop, cip, cup But [is] ...
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humorous story 2/6/2010
There [is] a employees which doing wrong is [is] same [of]
manager of[is level of Manager say, “ You have [done/conducted] mistake making
I fulminate this time “ Then I have to how, manager?” [reply/ answer] the employees
“ I will kick you.”, the manager by disgruntled say The employees do not want to fail, “ I also have foot/feet
“ Become you ...
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humorous story 2/6/2010
There [is] a employees which doing wrong is [is] same [of]
manager of[is level of Manager say, “ You have [done/conducted] mistake making
I fulminate this time “ Then I have to how, manager?” [reply/ answer] the employees
“ I will kick you.”, the manager by disgruntled say The employees do not want to fail, “ I also have foot/feet
“ Become you ...
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QUESTION & ANSWERS 1/7/2010
1. What color is a burp? - Burple 2. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet? - Because he was looking for Pooh. 3. How do you say for ABC-s backwards? - CBA 4. Why the mathbook so unhappy? - Because its full of problems. 5. Why cant a bicycle stand up? - Because its two tired. 6. Why did the bacon laugh? - Because the egg cracked a yolk. 7. Why did the man freeze his money? ...
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What She Thinks 12/22/2009
Sometime she keeps her distance Sometime she backs to my way Till I’ve no idea what in fact What she thinks Sometime she doesn’t as beautiful as my opinion But sometime she more beautiful than ever
I don’t know what should I told So you have not gone again Because you are my bittersweet That I know I wish you be here No other Like first time you stare at me You make ...
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Motionless 12/22/2009
If time could stand still, I’d freeze it here, So you’d always hold me, close and near. In your arms, where I’m meant to be, Filled with the perfect love you’ve given me.
A bond so strong, a hold so tight, To know you’re the one; my ‘Mr. Right’. A blessing sent from up above, In you I’ve found my one true love.
Our ...
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Hehe 11/19/2009
Write something worth reading? this article is not worth
your time. Dont read it;
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New Location 3/24/2009
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.
He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it
expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It
was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong
card. "Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper.
"I'm a businessman and I understand how these
things can happen." "But, " added the ...
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ACKNOWLEDGING!! 12/14/2008
THE Master of the Ceremony is acknowledging the visitors
in the white house and also the cabinette members... while
hes talking he saw Pres. Barack Obama coming (he is actually
late) walking and passing by on MC'S right corner going
to the rest room....
MC: oh! i would like to acknowledge the late PRESIDENT BARACK
OBAMA WHO PASSES BY A WHILE AGO.....
SMILE!!!
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the LORDS 12/14/2008
HEY!!! do you know who are the most powerful LORDS in the
earth? they are actually 3 lords......AND THEY ARE.....
the gambling lords!!!
drug lords!!!
and most of all....
PRAISE THE LORD!!!
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old lady's enemies 10/27/2008
A mass is being held..../ Priest: who among you has enemies?..../ (everyone raise their hands except for an old lady)...../
Priest: the old lady right there doesn’t have an enemy,
How old are you?..../ Old lady: 90 yrs old..../ Priest: she have gone along way, isnt that great for a 90yr
old lady, how come you don’t have enemies?..../ Old lady: they are all dead!
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sleeping pills 10/20/2008
my mother is having a terrible headache she's been
tryin to tolerate the pain.. until such time she cant bear
it anymore.. she went to the medicine cabinet and slowly opening it..
i asked her" mum, why do you have to open the cabinet
slowly?" and she answered, " sshhh i dont wanna wake up the sleeping
pills inside our medicine cabinet!" ggrrrrr.
2 Comments, 72 Views,
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Concerned neighbour 7/24/2008
I saw six guys kicking the sh*t out of this other guy outside
my house. I went outside and the lady next door asked if I
was gonna help ? I said no, six should be enough.
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Age Difference 7/21/2008
What would you consider to be a decent age difference between
man and woman?
Is it okay if she is twenty years
younger?
Is it okay if he is 20 years younger?
Or do you think that age does not matter?
1 Comments, 42 Views,
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Why?????? 6/2/2008
My Childhood friend name Conrado Domingo? He ask his Father Why????? Why Dad, why did you name me Conrado
Domingo? Now my friends call me "CONDOM"
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A Dry Town 4/15/2008
In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn't
a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur
saw an opportunity: He started to build a tavern.
Liking a "dry" town, the local church started
a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions
and prayers. The businessman was polite when congregants
came to protest, but work continued on the tavern.
...
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The Female News Anchor 4/4/2008
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the
future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....
true story...
The female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches ...
3 Comments, 95 Views,
12 Votes
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Little Johnny 3/28/2008
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael,
if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude
and impolite. What about you Peter, how ...
1 Comments, 68 Views,
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Marylou The 3/28/2008
A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when
his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with
a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asks. "That was
for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on it, " she replies. "Two weeks ago when I went to races, Marylou was the
name of the horses I bet on, "he explain...She looks
satisfied, apologizes, ...
2 Comments, 120 Views,
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The Bet 3/27/2008
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58
PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at
the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering
a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to
jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll
jump?'
Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde ...
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7 Votes
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Curious!! 3/24/2008
An exquisite painting entitled "Home for Lunch"
was on display in a Pennsylvania art gallery. It depicted
three very naked, very black men sitting on a park bench.
What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench
had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink
penis.
Two women were staring at the painting, trying to figure
it out. The artist noticed their ...
1 Comments, 44 Views,
5 Votes
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Hymn's by word Association 3/24/2008
Hymn's By Word Association
A minister decided to do something a little different one
Sunday morning.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single
word and you are going to help me preach. "Whatever
single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes
to your mind.
The pastor shouted out, "Cross!" Immediately
the congregation started singing, in unison, ...
2 Comments, 50 Views,
4 Votes
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Not According To Dad! 3/24/2008
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if
she had a good time.
Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and thinks she's
in love.
Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you'?
Chelsea said, 'Not according to Dad.'
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A Little Fellow Named Bubba 3/22/2008
There's a little fellow named Bubba who hangs out at
Martin's Convenience Store. Mr. Martin, the owner
hasn't figured out what Bubba's problem is, but
the boys 'round town like to tease him. They say he's
not hittin' on all eight... just not too bright.
As evidence, often they'll offer lil' Bubba his
choice between a nickel and a dime. Now Bubba, he always
takes the nickel... ...
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