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You have to say it outloud to understand 12/16/2004
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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Unique up on it.
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
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Tame way, unique up on it.
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Not a good day for Santa 12/11/2004
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning
to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
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Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This
stressed Santa even more.
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When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were
about ...
1 Comments, 214 Views,
56 Votes
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Jokes from the Goodsoul51-------Laughs 14 11/26/2004
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Father O'Malley walks into a pub in Donegal, and says
to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
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The priest said, "Then stand over there against the
wall."
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Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want
to go to Heaven?"
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"Sure, ...
1 Comments, 154 Views,
68 Votes
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Jokes from the Goodsoul51 Laughs 9 11/2/2004
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
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Unique Up On It.
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2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
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Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
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They Take The Psycho Path ...
0 Comments, 157 Views,
16 Votes
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