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Helping a blond lose weight   8/11/2016

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The ...

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Are You Really Sure? blonde   8/11/2016

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 ...

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strongtauraus 38 M
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hold my hand   4/27/2016

Nearly May, Yet the Temperature is but 60 degrees. The coastal wind cuts right through you as the sun shines bright. The water may be 40 degrees, yet it looks so inviting. I walk my path, ear muffs in tacked. Tuesday, I seek what it is I miss, wondering if and when. Every now and again warm dreams slip in. Taking me to places within my minds eye, always feeling so alive! Simplicity is beauty, as ...

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strongtauraus 38 M
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joke   4/27/2016

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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strongtauraus 38 M
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20 things not to say to cops   4/23/2016

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

4. What do you mean have I been ...

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strongtauraus 38 M
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is it adultery   4/20/2016

Is this adultry

I came across this adult riddle.

Q: What is the 'Height of Conceit ?'

A: Shouting out your own name during orgazm.

During extreme excitement it is well known that the partners many a times call out names and a wrong name, particularly of someone known can cause a lot of problems in marriages. Here are a few examples:

An Industrialist ...

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strongtauraus 38 M
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LOL....   3/27/2016

This is said to be based on a true life incidence

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of breaking wind very loudly every morning when he awoke, the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make ...

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strongtauraus 38 M
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joke   3/24/2016

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and ...

0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
AF9987452062 51 M
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Way of thinking   5/27/2014

गणित की क्लास में मैडम ने बच्चों से पूछा, "एक पेड़ पर 10 कबूतर बैठे हों, और तुम उनमें से एक को गोली मार दो, पेड़ पर कितने कबूतर बचेंगे...?"पप्पू ने हाथ उठाकर जवाब ...

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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.   10/19/2012

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few ...

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as always   10/12/2012

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was ...

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odette317 52 F
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GPS   7/17/2011

The world has changed a lot, with all the gadgets and inventions, life is easier to live.

I was driving down to Amarillo, Texas. It felt easier to drive around because of the GPS. It's sure will take us to the place we want to go. I set it to the address, while I was driving, it gave me the "Turn Right" command, I was figuring it out my way and thought that turning right might not be ...

0 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
goodmorning2011 53 M
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Everyone has a photographic memory...   4/7/2011

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
goodmorning2011 53 M
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Blonde   4/7/2011

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and ...

3 Comments, 50 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
Gyuszi16 51 M
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My life   12/18/2010

Not always possible to good translate a joke (like from Hungarian), but I will try now...

The husband nicknamed his wife "my life" One day the Death camp-out on the door, and he opens the door. I came for your life, -says the Death. Just a moment, -say man -"my life", someone are looking for you...

2 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
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Lamest joke contest winner.   12/7/2010

Two men walk into a bar, third man ducks.

2 Comments, 56 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
JKH_54 62 M
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Libras !   4/22/2009

Two LIBRAN Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.

One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."

The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."

0 Comments, 36 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
JKH_54 62 M
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Little Boy at the Nude Beach !   4/22/2009

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women Have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of ...

1 Comments, 57 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
countrygirlfla 62 F
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College Student Vs Senior Citizen   8/31/2008

College Student Vs Senior Citizen

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

3 Comments, 52 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
JKH_54 62 M
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"In-Laws!"   6/6/2008

Me and my second wife were driving down a country road one day not saying a word after an earlier ding buster of a battle we'd had and neither of us wanted to to give it up.

As we passed a barnyard of mules and pigs my wife sarcastically asked me, "Relatives of yours are they?"

"That's right Miss Tennessee! They're my in-laws."

2 Comments, 147 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
JKH_54 62 M
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Both hands!   6/3/2008

A Tennessee state trooper pulls over a young man in a pickup on a lonely state highway that is driving erratic. The trooper had noticed that the man driving had a woman passenger that was sitting nearly on top of him as he drove and that she had one foot on the dash.

When the trooper walked up to the window of the pickup he could see a beautiful blonde wearing a pink miniskirt with no ...

2 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
JKH_54 62 M
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Bubba's hearing?   5/31/2008

Bubba goes to the tent revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Bubba slowly rises from his chair and gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"

Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

So the preacher puts his right ...

4 Comments, 76 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
JKH_54 62 M
13  Articles
Old firefighters!   5/31/2008

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around.

When the volunteer firefighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They ...

8 Comments, 80 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
JKH_54 62 M
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You just never know!   5/31/2008

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband ...

10 Comments, 93 Views, 11 Votes ,2.42 Score
Barry-UK 50 M
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No Speaky English   5/9/2008

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in ...

7 Comments, 169 Views, 20 Votes ,5.04 Score
Barry-UK 50 M
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Medical Advances   5/2/2008

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced ...

4 Comments, 105 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score

While walking down the street one day a Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven, " says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me ...

3 Comments, 83 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
Mordor War Protests   9/17/2006

Mordor War Protests
MINAS TIRITH (Gondor News Network) - Thousands of peace activists took to the streets of Minas Tirith and other cities of Middle Earth today to protest what they termed a rush to war with Mordor.
"We need more time for diplomacy, " said a key member of the Middle-Earth Security Council, Saruman the White. "I am not convinced by the evidence presented ...

1 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
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My rosary....   9/17/2006

A priest is sent to Alaska. The Archbishop goes up to visit him one year later. The Archbishop asks "How do you like it up here?" The priest says, "If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Archbishop, would you like a martini?"
"Rosary, get the Archbishop a martini!"

3 Comments, 96 Views, 11 Votes ,2.98 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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A Lesson in Naval Logistics   9/17/2006

A Lesson in Naval Logistics
Discussion Board on this Military Joke
On 23 August 1779, the USS Constitution set sail from Boston, loaded with 475 officers and men, 48, 600 gallons of water, 74, 000 cannon shot, 115, 000 pounds of black powder and 79, 000 gallons of rum.
Her mission: to destroy and harass English Shipping
On 6 October, she made ...

1 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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Sergeants' Methods   9/17/2006

Sergeants' Methods
A group of Sergeants and a group of Air Force Officers take a train to a conference. Each Officer holds a ticket. But the entire group of Sergeants has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The Officers are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant Sergeants will finally get what they deserve.
Suddenly one of the ...

3 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
Dear Marine   9/17/2006

Dear Marine
There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up AND she wants her picture back.
So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the ...

3 Comments, 53 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program   9/17/2006

President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program
Dear Liberal:
Thank you for your recent whiney letter criticizing the treatment of the Taliban and El Quieda detainees being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
As part of the Administration's Liberal Re-training Program, you'll be pleased to learn that the Administration has decided to place one detainee under your ...

1 Comments, 25 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!   9/17/2006

How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:
The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.
The MARINE CORPS would assault the ...

1 Comments, 26 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
West Point Jokes   9/17/2006

West Point Jokes Q: Why do West Point graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror? A: To justify their handicap parking.
Q: Do you know why the Army football team should change its name to the "Opposums"? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: Why doesn't Army have ice on the sidelines during games? A: The guy with the recipe ...

1 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed   9/17/2006

Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed West Point (NY) -- Army football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown powdery white substance on the practice field. New head coach, John Mumford, immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis by ...

1 Comments, 15 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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The Power of Sergeants   9/17/2006

The Power of Sergeants
Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were ten Air Force Officers and one Sergeant. Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.
They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the Sergeant said he would let go of the rope since ...

1 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters   9/16/2006

Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters
1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few..................................."
5. "Martyrs have more fun"
6. "Virgins....we got Virgins!!"
7. "Free Camouflage Turbans....sign up today!"
8. "Uncle oSAMa wants you"

4 Comments, 46 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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A Marine In Hell   9/16/2006

A Marine In Hell
A Marine dies in combat and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself I know I lead a wild life but, Hell, I'm a Marine. We're expected to live wild lives. I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this. " Looking up he sees that it is his ...

3 Comments, 47 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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Skippy's List (partial)   9/16/2006

Skippy's List
SPC Schwarz aka "Skippy" has assembled "213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army."
Who is Skippy? We don't know but he is definitely "whacked". Skippy is also hilarious. However, we have no desire to ever meet Skippy in person.
Some of our favorites from Skippy's list are:
* Not allowed to play into the deluded ...

1 Comments, 10 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
Old Marine   9/16/2006

Old Marine
Shortly after President Bush took office, an old veteran approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."
The marine looked at the vet and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no ...

2 Comments, 31 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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Fighter Pilot Jokes   9/16/2006

Fighter Pilot Jokes Q. How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over? A. He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?"
Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you.
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Q: What's the difference ...

2 Comments, 31 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
quietman6706 48 M
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Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel   9/16/2006

Subject: Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:

1. The next time you ...

4 Comments, 50 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
I will do .....   9/13/2006

A student comes to a professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam, " she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean, " she whispers, "I would do anything...
"He returns her gaze, "Anything?"
"His voice softens, ...

3 Comments, 88 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
barbers......   9/10/2006

Three barbers ran shops in the same street. The first barber put up a notice in his window stating, "I am the best barber in town." Seeing this, the second barber put up a notice, "I am the best barber in the world."
Not to be beaten, the third barber put up a notice which simply read, "I am the best barber in this street."

1 Comments, 41 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
Which one...   9/10/2006

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now, " said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss ...

2 Comments, 78 Views, 9 Votes ,5.56 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
Murder...   9/10/2006

Flakey Murder
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there. "What happened?" asks the first officer.
"Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail."
"Good grief, " says the second officer. "Didn't we have one covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last ...

3 Comments, 72 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
MOM...   9/10/2006

Son: Mom, hi. How are you? How's everything in Florida?
Mom: Not too good. I've been very weak.
Son: Why are you weak?
Mom: Never mind.
Son: What's wrong?
Mom: Never mind. It's okay.
Son: Why are you weak, Mom?
Mom: I haven't eaten in thirty-eight days.
Son: That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in ...

2 Comments, 34 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
flea....   9/10/2006

Sitting at the bar where I was the bartender was an older men who looked like he had a long day. After two or three drinks he rested his head on the bar. I walked over to him and tapped my hand near his head to informed him that this was not permitted.
Slowly he lifted his head up to meet my eyes and asked me if I believed in reincarnation. Not wanting to get to involved in a ...

1 Comments, 29 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
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King Solomon....   9/2/2006

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter, "said one.
"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter, " said the other.
And so they argued before the King until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword, " said Solomon, "and I shall cut the young attorney in half. ...

1 Comments, 31 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
The experimental...........   8/30/2006

The Experimental Drug
"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe..."
"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."

2 Comments, 80 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
too much....   8/30/2006

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, "I'll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we'll just tighten the screw a little, ... and the wrinkles will disappear!"
The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, ...

1 Comments, 23 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
What did Eve say...   8/30/2006

One day, a guy's wife went to the doctor's office and said " My husband always falls asleep during the sermon." Upon hearing this, the doctor handed her a pointy stick and said " Whenever he falls asleep, poke him with it. That Sunday the couple are sitting in church and the man falls asleep. The wife gets out the stick and jabs him in the side with it. At the same time the preacher says " ...

1 Comments, 25 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
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Well-endowed....   8/30/2006

There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They ...

1 Comments, 30 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
Restroom....   8/30/2006

A guy is in a New York public restroom. He soon discovers that there is no toilet paper on the roll. He calls into the next stall, "Hey man do you have any toilet paper in there?"
"No, " comes the reply.
"Do you have any newspaper?" he asks.
"Sorry!" is the next reply.
"Ummm, do you have four fives for a twenty?"

2 Comments, 69 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
2 boring....   8/30/2006

Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall when a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.
As fast as he could, the first ...

1 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
pets....   8/30/2006

The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named it Danny. Two months later, when Mom found her- self responsible for cleaning and feeding the creature, she located a prospective new home for it.
The children took the news of Danny's imminent departure quite well, though one of them remarked, "He's ...

1 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
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turn to...   8/30/2006

Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink.
He said, "If you continue drinking as you do, you'll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you'll turn into a mouse."
This frightened the life out of Paddy. He went home that night, and said to his wife, "Bridget....if you should notice me getting smaller ...

1 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
Benny the horse...   8/30/2006

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.
The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.
Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move.
Then he ...

1 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
Leroy´s joke...   8/30/2006

Leroy was visiting a friend in the hospital. He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A lady said to him with a snarl, 'Sir, there's no smoking in here.'
"Leroy said, " Lady, I'm not smoking."
"But you have a cigar in your mouth!", the woman said.
"'Lady", Leroy answered, "I'm wearing Jockey shorts, too, but ...

1 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
a test...have fun!! ;-)   8/30/2006

OK ALL OF YOU SCHOLARS AND TEACHERS......take your time figure out what these words have in common.
There is something unusual about these words, so see if you can figure it out.
Are you peeking or have you already given up? ...

2 Comments, 65 Views, 8 Votes ,5.56 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
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Judi & Jon...   8/24/2006

Judi spotted Jon across a crowded room at a convention in Las Vegas. Easing up next to him, Judi asked Jon if he would like to join her for a drink.
"I don't know, " said Jon. "I've got a wife and two kids at home..."
To which Judi replied, "I don't know you. You don't know me. They don't know us, and we don't know them." Jon thought about it for a second and then ...

1 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score