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Hehe
Write something worth reading? this article is not worth
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what was great a coffee or mocha
idk yeah, ,, ,, ,, ... |
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What's the difference Between
What's the difference between Pink and Purple?
Her ... |
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I front of a jungle
Alex and philip went to jungle for a visit. Suddenly a tiger come in front of them. alex put some soil into the tigers eye and said to philip"
ran away quick". But Philip repplied " Why I am run? You ... |
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Just An good JoK3
jUST an good jok3 is verry good to a couple...by the way this
article is an jok3. ... |
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sex
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hello
iam very happy with ... |
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enlargment
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing
a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear,
we are married now, you ... |
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5/19/2009 9:06 am |
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The tighter the better
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places
the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..."
she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts
moaning. "Put two fingers ... |
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5/19/2009 9:01 am |
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Herpes
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office
and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome
she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to ... |
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5/19/2009 8:58 am |
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pregnant
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife
pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count
done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill
it, and bring it ... |
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5/19/2009 8:55 am |
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Honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening
25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you
first saw my naked body ... |
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5/19/2009 8:51 am |
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The perfect girl
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married?
Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found ... |
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5/19/2009 5:44 am |
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Ticket
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he
thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. ... |
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5/19/2009 5:40 am |
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Libras !
Two LIBRAN Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back
streets of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says, "I've never
come this way before."
The other Nun whispers, "It's ... |
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4/22/2009 6:49 pm |
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Little Boy at the Nude Beach !
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many
of the women Have boobs bigger than his mother's, so
he goes back to ... |
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4/22/2009 3:53 pm |
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New Location
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.
He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it
expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone ... |
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3/24/2009 3:16 am |
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love n peace forever
vicky 21 m pak gujraat kharian wana peace n love for ever
to all members love for everavmix ... |
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3/16/2009 12:13 pm |
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Lateral Thinking
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man Q1. ... |
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3/12/2009 3:42 pm |
mita78, 28 M
1/10/2009 11:03 pm
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Greed pays atimes!!
A friend in a company of a lady saw another one passing and
had to abandon the later in the name of trying luck.He talked
to her and to his amazement the lady agreed saying she has
been wishing to ... |
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1/10/2009 11:03 pm |
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ACKNOWLEDGING!!
THE Master of the Ceremony is acknowledging the visitors
in the white house and also the cabinette members... while
hes talking he saw Pres. Barack Obama coming (he is actually
late) walking and ... |
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12/14/2008 7:16 am |
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the LORDS
HEY!!! do you know who are the most powerful LORDS in the
earth? they are actually 3 lords......AND THEY ARE.....
the gambling lords!!!
drug lords!!!
and most of all.... ... |
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12/14/2008 7:06 am |
josh_1, 25 M
12/7/2008 5:43 pm
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stuff
What is the difference between an ant and a elephant?
You can't step on an ... |
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12/7/2008 5:43 pm |
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old lady's enemies
A mass is being held..../ Priest: who among you has enemies?..../ (everyone raise their hands except for an old lady)...../
Priest: the old lady right there doesn’t have an enemy,
How old are ... |
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10/27/2008 7:36 pm |
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sleeping pills
my mother is having a terrible headache she's been
tryin to tolerate the pain.. until such time she cant bear
it anymore.. she went to the medicine cabinet and slowly opening it..
i asked her" mum, ... |
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10/20/2008 3:49 am |
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College Student Vs Senior Citizen
College Student Vs Senior Citizen
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting
next to him ... |
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8/31/2008 9:17 am |
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SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR DOING #2 AT WORK
Survival Guide For Doing No. 2 At Work Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become
a pure pleasure.
ESCAPEE Definition: A fart ... |
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8/30/2008 8:44 pm |
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New Purina Diet
The next time someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't
you like to respond like this?.....
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and ... |
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8/30/2008 8:39 pm |
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Concerned neighbour
I saw six guys kicking the sh*t out of this other guy outside
my house. I went outside and the lady next door asked if I
was gonna help ? I said no, six should be ... |
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7/24/2008 4:55 pm |
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Age Difference
What would you consider to be a decent age difference between
man and woman?
Is it okay if she is twenty years
younger?
Is it okay if he i... |
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7/21/2008 5:24 am |
_jetz_, 29 F
7/10/2008 6:01 am
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carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession suddenly lifted
his wife and carried her.. Wife: why, did the priest tell you to be so romantic like
this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my ... |
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2.79 |
7/10/2008 6:01 am |
_jetz_, 29 F
7/10/2008 5:55 am
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denture
A lady goes to the dentist. Takes off her panties and spread
her legs... Dentist: Mam I'm not an OB-Gyne! Lady: You're the one who made my husbands denture, now take it out! ... |
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7/10/2008 5:55 am |
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"In-Laws!"
Me and my second wife were driving down a country road
one day not saying a word after an earlier ding buster of
a battle we'd had and neither of us wanted to to give
it up.
As we passed ... |
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6/6/2008 2:02 pm |
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Both hands!
A Tennessee state trooper pulls over a young man in a
pickup on a lonely state highway that is driving erratic. The trooper had noticed that the
man driving had a woman passenger that was sitting ... |
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6/3/2008 9:58 am |
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Why??????
My Childhood friend name Conrado Domingo? He ask his Father Why????? Why Dad, why did you name me Conrado
Domingo? Now my friends call me "CONDOM"
   ... |
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6/2/2008 9:13 am |
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Bubba's hearing?
Bubba goes to the tent revival and listens to the preacher.
After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come
forward and be prayed over.
Bubba slowly rises from his chair and ... |
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5/31/2008 9:34 am |
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Old firefighters!
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside
the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into
flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from
miles around.
... |
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5/31/2008 9:31 am |
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You just never know!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw
out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay
at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years
earlier.
... |
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5/31/2008 9:23 am |
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No Speaky English
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived
happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was
not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate
with her husband. ... |
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5/9/2008 5:33 am |
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Medical Advances
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor ... |
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5/2/2008 5:16 am |
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Fisherman or not??
One day this game warden pulls a guy over as he is coming out
of a well known fishing area thats a catch and release spot.
The game warden did so because of the large coolers the man
had in his truck ... |
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4/30/2008 8:59 pm |
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The Church Dinner
Al and Janet, a Baptist couple, saw it was their turn to host
the weekly dinner and get together for other couples from
the church. Janet decided she was going to outdo all the others, by having ... |
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4/20/2008 7:50 pm |
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A Dry Town
In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn't
a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur
saw an opportunity: He started to build a tavern.
Liking a "dry" town, ... |
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4/15/2008 6:41 am |
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The Female News Anchor
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the
future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict ... |
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4/4/2008 1:25 pm |
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Little Johnny
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael,
if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would ... |
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3/28/2008 11:40 am |
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Marylou The Horse
A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when
his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with
a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asks. "That was
for the piece of paper ... |
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3/28/2008 6:40 am |
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The Bet
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58
PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at
the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering
a story of ... |
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3/27/2008 8:30 pm |
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Curious!!
An exquisite painting entitled "Home for Lunch"
was on display in a Pennsylvania art gallery. It depicted
three very naked, very black men sitting on a park bench.
What was unusual was that the men ... |
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3/24/2008 5:24 pm |
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Hymn's by word Association
Hymn's By Word Association
A minister decided to do something a little different one
Sunday morning.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single
word and you are going to ... |
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3/24/2008 5:04 pm |
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Not According To Dad!
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if
she had a good time.
Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and thinks she's
in love.
Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did ... |
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3/24/2008 2:32 pm |
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State Police
A state trooper is behind a car that is doing the speed limit
suddenly the car speeds up the officer does not feel like
writing a ticket pulls the driver over tells the driver
if you can come up with ... |
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3/23/2008 11:36 am |
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Hillary Clinton
Did you know Hillary is going to change her name?Her new
name is Sharon ... |
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3/23/2008 11:17 am |
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A Little Fellow Named Bubba
There's a little fellow named Bubba who hangs out at
Martin's Convenience Store. Mr. Martin, the owner
hasn't figured out what Bubba's problem is, but
the boys 'round town like to tease him. They say ... |
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3/22/2008 12:15 pm |
Wo_Hya, 51 M
3/6/2008 6:22 am
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you're the father...
A guy goes
to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello in
a really friendly voice...
He's really rather taken aback ... |
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3/6/2008 6:22 am |
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JOKES ARE LAME ON FF
HERES A JOKE FOR ALL FF PEEPS DONT TELL ANY JOKES AT ALL HAHHAHHA
PFFFFTTTT NONE OF THESES JOKES ARE FUNNY WOULD PUT ANYONE
TO SLEEP OR BORED THEM TO DEATH ... |
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3/2/2008 4:30 pm |
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MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION
While walking down the street one day a Minister is tragically
hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven, " ... |
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2/24/2008 2:04 am |
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Ndali
As i was walking in town monday morning, i saw a girl who looks
precisely like me. i thought of "what if that is me?"
you know what happened? i called her.Ndali! she stared
at me and said "Ow sorry ... |
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2/19/2008 8:06 am |
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advising a fool
Advise to a fool goes in one ear and out the other and ability
is useless unless its ... |
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2/19/2008 7:58 am |
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Sunday school
A young boy was sitting in his sunday school class when the
teacher asked him "when you die what part of you goes
to heaven first"? the young boy pondered for a minute
then said confidently "Your ... |
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1.96 |
1/11/2008 7:03 pm |
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dirty joke 1
Q: What is the height of shock? A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly
a hand grabs your dick from ... |
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1/5/2008 9:19 pm |
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the old widow
a dear old soul was at her late husband's funeral, she
was by the grave looking down sadly at the coffin.To help
her in her grief the undertaker asks her, "how old
was he my dear?" "he was 98, just a ... |
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12/12/2007 4:22 am |
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The Motor Sled
Was up in the frozen north, a guy comes in off the ice and his
motor sled was coughing and spitting out a lot of smoke.
He just made to the only garage, the mechanic, comes out, to
have a look, he ... |
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0.34 |
12/12/2007 4:13 am |
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bmw engineer
An engineer, of the BMW Motorrad Corporation died and went
to heaven.
At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorbikes have changed the world, ...
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12/6/2007 10:10 am |
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Novice skier
One day a novice skier went up a mountain that any beginner
should have avoided. No one would have blamed her if she
stayed behind. At 12 below zero, even Frosty the Snowman
would have opted for a ... |
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2.45 |
11/14/2007 7:32 pm |
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Murphy's Addendum
Subject: Murphy's Lesser-known Dictums
1.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
2.. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. ... |
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10/17/2007 4:45 pm |
nita15, 18 M
10/15/2007 11:38 pm
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GOOD MORNING
[I]I WAKE UP ONE DAY IN THE NOON &
TO MYSELF THOUGHT IT WAS STILL IN MORNING & SAID TO SOMEONE
GOOD MORNING SIR... |
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1.73 |
10/15/2007 11:38 pm |
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Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization
had never received a donation from the town's most
successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions
called him to persuade him to ... |
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3.55 |
10/10/2007 6:18 am |
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spent pay check at the bar
Wife: Okay, today's Friday. Where's your pay
envelope?
Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the
house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost ... |
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1.04 |
10/10/2007 6:17 am |
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Bride confesses to husband
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm
a virgin and I don't know anything . Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we ... |
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3.64 |
10/10/2007 6:16 am |
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poor guy joke
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds
a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a ... |
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35 |
5 |
3.47 |
10/10/2007 6:14 am |
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potatoe in the pants
This guy named Jeff was having a hard time finding a girlfriend.
So another guy that is good with the girls gave Jeff some
advice and told him to put a big potatoe in his pants, So Jeff
did what he ... |
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28 |
2 |
2.42 |
10/10/2007 6:12 am |
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Potatoe in the pants
This guy named Jeff was having a hard time finding a girlfriend.
So another guy that is good with the girls gave Jeff some
advice and told him to put a big potatoe in his pants, So Jeff
did what he ... |
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15 |
0 |
0.00 |
10/10/2007 6:12 am |
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DOCTOR VISIT
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making
love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window.
As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman ... |
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70 |
7 |
4.06 |
10/4/2007 3:38 am |
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"In-Laws "
Me and my second wife were driving down a country road
one day not saying a word after an earlier ding buster of
a battle we'd had and neither of us wanted to to give
it up.
As we passed ... |
7 |
116 |
29 |
3.94 |
8/11/2007 9:29 pm |
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Monkey wrench one liner !
Your face reminds me of a monkey wrench, every time I
think of it, my nuts tighten up.... |
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3.04 |
8/11/2007 5:20 pm |
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Try it for yourself
I was told this fact and i thought i would put it to the vote,
It is Impossible to lick your elbow!
I guanrentee about 75% of you will try lol
Secondly a question
... |
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1.74 |
8/10/2007 7:25 am |
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" Sweet Thang !"
A young girl of 13 was hearing a lot of
new words pertaining to sex at school that she didn't
understand at all. She decided to ask her divorced, beautiful 30 year old blonde
headed ... |
2 |
109 |
15 |
4.05 |
8/6/2007 11:17 am |
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Free ride
A woman gets into a taxi and says to the taxi driver "I
have no money to pay you will you accept this" the woman
lifts up her dress and shows her pussy to the taxi driver
the taxi driver takes one ... |
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171 |
40 |
3.88 |
7/30/2007 7:53 am |
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mother supireror
a wee nun walks in to a pub asks the bar man , for a gin an tonic,
she knocks it back , she asks the barman for a double gin
an tonic knocks that back , after the 9th gin an tonic , the
barman says ... |
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16 |
2.83 |
7/19/2007 10:46 am |
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" The drunk and the confessional box "
A drunk man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders
over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down
and says nothing.
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, ... |
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2.90 |
7/18/2007 3:47 pm |
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OOPS! Correction
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole,
looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flagpole, " said
Bubba, "but ... |
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10 |
3.39 |
7/15/2007 5:06 am |
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Dumb Blonde!
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flagpole, " said
Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a ... |
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11 |
3.73 |
7/15/2007 5:05 am |
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Not So Dumb Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars ($20, 000) on a single roll of the dice. She said,
"I hope you don't ... |
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72 |
14 |
4.90 |
7/15/2007 5:04 am |
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WOOL
Teacher what do we get from sheep ? Boy : wool Teacher : and
what do we make from wool ? Boy :i dont know Teacher :Well
what is your coat made of ? Boy :my coat was made from father's
old ... |
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2.28 |
7/8/2007 5:52 am |
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THEY AGREED
Student : But i dont think i deserve a absolute zero Professor:
Neither do i but it is the lowest mark that i can give ... |
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33 |
6 |
2.51 |
7/8/2007 5:48 am |
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THEY AGREED
Student : But i dont think i deserve a absolute zero Professor:
Neither do i but it is the lowest mark that i can give ... |
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11 |
3 |
2.45 |
7/8/2007 5:46 am |
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POLITENESS
Mother:which apple do you want Tom ? Tom : The biggest one
Mother: why tom you should be polite and take the little
one Tom :well Mamma should i lie just to be polite ... |
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31 |
4 |
3.63 |
7/8/2007 5:11 am |
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WHICH IS BETTER ?
It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that be
can never sing again Yes , but it's much more terrible
if he doesnt realize ... |
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THE GREAT POET
Editor : Did you write this poem yourself ? Yong man : yes
.every line of it Editor : Then I am glad to meet you , Mr.Byron
.I thhought you were dead long ... |
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THE GREAT POET
Editor : Did you write this poem yourself ? Yong man : yes
.every line of it Editor : Then I am glad to meet you , Mr.Byron
.I thhought you were dead long ... |
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People need to "Think" before they open their mouth
While on a trip in Egypt at the pyramids:
A friend of mine asked the guide " How many undiscovered
tombs are there? "
The guide thought for a moment and said " I guess when
they ... |
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7/5/2007 10:15 pm |
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Six Year Old Marriage
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the
little girl across the street. The father, being modern
and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile
behind his hand.
... |
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7/5/2007 4:49 am |
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Ideal Man
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man
in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like
this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS
TO HAVE ... |
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7/4/2007 1:48 pm |
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Health & Safety
A health and safety advisor went to one of the jails and said
that he didn't like the idea of the doors being locked.
He doesn't work as a health and safety advisor any ... |
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some classic jokes 4
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note
of caution. "Don't try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at ... |
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7/3/2007 1:12 am |
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some classic jokes 3
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask
him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a shop ... |
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some classic jokes 2
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a
few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying
it in the bathroom they would press their lips to the mirror
and leave lip ... |
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7/3/2007 1:10 am |
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Some classic jokes 1
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
An old Native Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation,
smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government
officials sent to interview ... |
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7/3/2007 1:09 am |
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funny quotes 5
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
- Harry S. Truman
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but
the calf won't get much sleep." - Woody Allen
"Historians are the ... |
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7/3/2007 1:07 am |
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funny quotes 4
"My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told
him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.
He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!" -
Rodney Dangerfield
"The reasonable man ... |
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7/3/2007 1:06 am |
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funny quotes 4
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough
to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?"- Holbrook
Jackson
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."-
Mae West ... |
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funny quotes 3
The modern pantheist not only sees the god in everything,
he takes photographs of it."- D.H. Lawrence
"An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is
to allow oneself to be devoured."- ... |
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Famous funny quotes 2
"Advertising is a valuable economic factor because
it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if
the goods are worthless."- Sinclair Lewis
"The honeymoon is over when he ... |
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Famous funny quotes 1
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"-
Abraham Lincoln
"Its better to be silent and be thought a fool, than
to speak and remove all doubt."- Abraham ... |
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7/3/2007 1:02 am |
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What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk. ... |
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7/3/2007 12:59 am |
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Pick up The PHONE!
Theres a little boy answering a phone call at home.the phone
call comes from a salesman, the conversation as the bellows:
Salesman :" hello...is your mothere in? " Little boy:" nope" ... |
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6/26/2007 5:23 am |
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a lost boy
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached
a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my
dad!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and ... |
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6/22/2007 9:46 pm |
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Men with beards are smelly
Men with beards are smelly, scruffy and not to be trusted,
says a poll of 2, 000 women. They also reckon whiskers make
a fella look older and lazy.
Eight out of 10 women said ... |
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6/8/2007 8:07 am |
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
to listen. ... |
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6/7/2007 7:25 pm |
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Satanic Starbucks
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted
him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man
that there were three rooms he could chose from in which
to spend ... |
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Congressman's Money
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give
me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You
cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
The ... |
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6/7/2007 7:19 pm |
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First Cut is the Deepest
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing
a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each
other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey,
what're you in for?" ... |
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6/7/2007 7:17 pm |
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The Answering Machine
Phone ringing... "hello, you calling THE BEST RESTAURANT! if you
need some information, press 1.if you want delivery, press
2, if you have complaint, press 3, if you want to leave
a message, wait ... |
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6/5/2007 1:26 am |
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Stupid People
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
favor ... |
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6/1/2007 8:09 pm |
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Pissed off
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No
wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really
got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning ... |
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6/1/2007 8:02 pm |
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19 Intresting but stupid facts
Please feel free to add your comments!
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.) ... |
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6/1/2007 7:48 pm |
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At the public pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop
urinating in the pool.
"Everyone knows, " the mother lectured him,
"that from time to time, young children will urinate
in a pool." ... |
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5/29/2007 10:06 pm |
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Unforgetable Date!
Robert would like to make his first date full of memories.so, he
takes her date to a good fancy italian restaurant. After finished with the best wine together, robert read
the menu list book & call ... |
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Dating Jokes
First Date
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance
from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some
distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when ... |
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89 |
35 |
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5/24/2007 9:09 pm |
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911
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available,
an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital
emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital
and barely managing to ... |
3 |
64 |
20 |
2.23 |
5/11/2007 10:32 pm |
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job interview
Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong's colorful attire
and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN". ...
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5 |
64 |
18 |
2.85 |
5/11/2007 10:11 pm |
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TEACHER
There was this kindergarten teacher and she was teaching
her class how to do the hokey-pokey. She started off by saying,
"You put your right feet in, you put your right feet
out, you put your right ... |
3 |
54 |
11 |
2.42 |
5/11/2007 10:03 pm |
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Catholic Girls
CATHOLIC GIRLS
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic schoolgirls and
they all perished.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when
St. Peter asks the first girl, ... |
3 |
74 |
18 |
4.49 |
5/3/2007 11:23 am |
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Take a day off
An employee comes into her manager's office to take
a day off from work. The manager replies, So you want a day
off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There
are 365 days per year ... |
4 |
88 |
26 |
2.59 |
5/3/2007 6:51 am |
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Prescription
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist
for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
"To kill my husband." "I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down ... |
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73 |
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5/3/2007 6:40 am |
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Yes and No
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day
while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and
started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule
kicked her and she died. ... |
2 |
65 |
13 |
3.65 |
5/3/2007 6:38 am |
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I would have gotten out today!
about 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone
in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably.
She gets up and starts to look for him. He's not in the
bathroom, living ... |
1 |
45 |
2 |
2.42 |
5/3/2007 6:12 am |
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Heaven and Hell
Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs
are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are
French and it's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is a place where the ... |
1 |
53 |
4 |
1.30 |
5/3/2007 6:07 am |
ayryk, 38 M
5/2/2007 4:23 pm
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the worst life...
Do you know what has the worst life?
An egg....it gets fried once...laid once...and the only
one who'll sit on his face is his ... |
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7 |
1.00 |
5/2/2007 4:23 pm |
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Irish Airlne
Paddy spent 3 days trying to book a flight on ... |
3 |
42 |
15 |
1.60 |
4/26/2007 7:04 am |
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Husband and Wife
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone that reads 'Here Lies My Wife--Cold
As Ever'. "Yeah?" she ... |
7 |
107 |
31 |
3.24 |
4/26/2007 1:22 am |
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having problem at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment.Suddenly the man realized
that he would need the wife to wake him up at 5:00AM for an
early business ... |
1 |
33 |
8 |
4.64 |
4/26/2007 1:12 am |
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The Train Ticket
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super
Bowl.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch
as the three women buy just one ticket.
... |
1 |
42 |
6 |
4.22 |
4/20/2007 3:34 pm |
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Health Warning!
The New York Times has reported that
a new virus has recently been discovered.This virus is very contagious and one person ... |
1 |
35 |
6 |
2.51 |
4/17/2007 3:41 am |
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Our Chemical Makeup
Element Name:Woman
Symbol:Wo
Atomic Weight on't even go there
Physical Properties:Generally round in ... |
1 |
19 |
4 |
4.02 |
4/14/2007 7:21 am |
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GIRLS AND MAGIC
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water,
bleed without injury, and make boneless things ... |
3 |
52 |
12 |
1.92 |
4/13/2007 4:28 pm |
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the Lord is my shepherd
Lil' Nick went to sunday school and was asked to learn
psalm 23 for a church programme the following week. he did
that throughout the whole week, making sure he was really
prepared. the day comes, ... |
3 |
36 |
9 |
0.43 |
4/11/2007 4:02 am |
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Michael Jackson Jokes
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.
Q. Why did Michael ... |
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23 |
6 |
2.80 |
4/10/2007 6:20 pm |
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Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Hervey Bay had owned a large property for
several years. He had a dam in the next paddock fixed up with nice picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some mango and avocado trees. ... |
1 |
36 |
6 |
4.22 |
4/4/2007 7:43 pm |
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Florist Mistake
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.
He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it
expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling
over the message, his telephone ... |
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25 |
3 |
3.43 |
4/4/2007 2:38 am |
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Rabbit Resurrection
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting
the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front
of the car and was ... |
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17 |
3 |
1.96 |
4/4/2007 2:34 am |
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Blind Man in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When
he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow,
these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,
"Everything is big in ... |
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3 |
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4/4/2007 2:29 am |
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Shirley's Makeover
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she
had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.
She saw God and ... |
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4/4/2007 2:21 am |
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Slow Down
One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone
through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket
when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give
me a ticket for that!' "Why ... |
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3/30/2007 6:24 am |
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Sunbathing
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent
almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her
hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second,
she decided that no ... |
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12 |
2.98 |
3/30/2007 6:18 am |
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Fishing License
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond
off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped
out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his
rod down and started ... |
1 |
28 |
4 |
2.47 |
3/30/2007 6:14 am |
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FUNNY FUNNY...
Paddy was at a Disco.He asks a girl''How about
a quickie?''She replies''Im on my menstrual
cycle.''Great says Paddy i'm on my scooter
, I'll follow you ... |
4 |
81 |
17 |
3.69 |
3/23/2007 9:44 am |
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POSTIE POSTIE...........
I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny
and sexy.But the postman told me to get the stamp off my arse
and get the f!!!! out the ... |
2 |
56 |
10 |
0.40 |
3/23/2007 9:13 am |
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Decency
What's the definition for indecent??????If it's
in right and it's in tight it's in ... |
2 |
40 |
4 |
2.47 |
3/20/2007 6:19 pm |
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Decency
What's the definition for indecent??????If it's
in right and it's in tight it's in ... |
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3/20/2007 6:17 pm |
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Children's Science Exam Answers
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes ... |
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4 |
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3/20/2007 6:15 pm |
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Would you like a drink?
Man goes into a c*cktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting
by herself. Man: "May I buy you a drink?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" ... |
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62 |
16 |
4.60 |
3/20/2007 6:14 pm |
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A Man And His Wife
One day, a man asked his wife if she knows why God made her
soo beautiful and soo stupid at the same time!The wife quickly
said, you know honey, i think God made me soo beautiful
so you can be ... |
4 |
114 |
24 |
2.56 |
3/10/2007 6:20 am |
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Overseas Tease
A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going
to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in
the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there
he really starts to ... |
3 |
81 |
9 |
2.36 |
3/9/2007 4:38 pm |
efog, 51 M
3/9/2007 3:49 am
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washing
man has fit in bath . his m8 being a tightwad throws his washing ... |
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42 |
5 |
0.21 |
3/9/2007 3:49 am |
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
A recent scientific study found that women find different
male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual
cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a
man ... |
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67 |
13 |
1.47 |
3/6/2007 2:22 am |
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Make me smile
Tell jokes clean or dirty. PLAce to learn more jokes and
have ... |
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6 |
1.09 |
3/1/2007 10:08 pm |
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Wet Cat
A cat falls into a pool of water and rooster laughs. the moral
of the story is a wet pussy always makes for a happy cock....
... |
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34 |
10 |
3.19 |
2/25/2007 8:45 pm |
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MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W WONDERFUL I ITEM F FOR E ENTERTAINMENT
H HANDSOME U USEFUL S SMART B BUT A AT N NIGHT D ... |
3 |
60 |
13 |
1.13 |
2/24/2007 7:54 pm |
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COOL JOKES .................................................>>>>>--------------->
☻ KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before
you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
... |
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26 |
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2/24/2007 7:23 pm |
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TON OF A JOKE CARTON HAVE IT READ PLZ ?
☻ KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before
you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
... |
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1.26 |
2/24/2007 7:20 pm |
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drink
Drink doesn't affect me much.i mean if i get stoned
out of my head.i would get into bed and be out like a light.
but if a burglar were to break in. i would wake up like a shot, alert.
my ... |
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3 |
1.96 |
2/23/2007 6:17 am |
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A blonde Joke
A blonde was setting there doing a puzzle she couldnt get
it figured out so she asked her boyfriend will u help me with
this puzzle? he said sure and a couple days later they still
couldnt get the ... |
2 |
89 |
18 |
1.49 |
2/7/2007 9:50 pm |
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A grandpha & A grandchild
theres a little boy with his dear grandfather.after seeing
his grandpha face, the little boy asking to his grandpha;
Little boy:"Grandpha, does God created you?
Grandpha :"yes honey, ... |
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3.01 |
2/5/2007 1:24 am |
123al, 43 M
2/4/2007 7:51 am
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What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain's log!!
What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain's ... |
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2/4/2007 7:51 am |
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hahaha
no matter how much you sleep, you just sleep like a pig....
pig ... |
5 |
83 |
11 |
0.74 |
1/30/2007 11:10 pm |
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chicken joke
how did the chicken cross the road
did the chicken walk or run or fly across the ... |
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30 |
2 |
1.04 |
1/26/2007 8:28 pm |
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Redneck Man's Pick-up Lines:
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it
in.
4) Do ... |
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1/25/2007 7:18 am |
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~THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME~
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better ... |
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11 |
3.73 |
1/25/2007 7:06 am |
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Start Signs HAHAHAHA
Star Signs
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less.
/>
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your ... |
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2.47 |
1/24/2007 8:19 pm |
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little bird
little bird dropped little pupu in my eyez.
mi not annoyed,
mi not angry,
mi not offended,
mi grateful cows dont fly.... |
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35 |
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1/24/2007 7:53 am |
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Man and Monkey
The man descends from the monkey, and monkeys descend from
the trees.
... |
4 |
72 |
15 |
1.14 |
1/23/2007 9:43 am |
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DATING TIPS FOR MEN
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things
NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much,
but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon ... |
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19 |
3.39 |
1/20/2007 10:56 pm |
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chicken jokes
how did the chicken cross the ... |
2 |
39 |
8 |
0.23 |
1/18/2007 7:55 pm |
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THE 'T' WORD
QUETION : WHAT STARTS WITH 'T' ,
END WITH 'T '
AND IT IS FULL OF 'T ' ??
ANSWER : TEA - POT ... |
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1/17/2007 10:48 pm |
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Warning!!A very sly russian woman scam money from men!
Warning!!A very sly russian woman scam money from men!
Details: A real person over 42 years old, have one 17 years
old daughter, living in Omsk city in Russia, Claims to be
devorced, a chemical ... |
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1/17/2007 5:40 am |
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The teapot!
John was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife, Mary, to the hardware store.
While waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish with another
customer, Mary ... |
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3.19 |
1/15/2007 3:00 am |
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stupid cat!!
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the
phone answering machine, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
... |
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2.50 |
1/15/2007 2:58 am |
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puddles
Three ducks walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the first duck "Hi, what's
your name and how are you doing"? The duck says "My
name is Hewy and I'm doing great. It's raining
outside, ... |
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1/15/2007 2:56 am |
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just for fun :D
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions
on consumer goods.
On a Sears ... |
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2.79 |
1/10/2007 1:03 pm |
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Seelenhandel
Fritz und Franz haben Nüsse geklaut.
Um nicht entdeckt zu werden, schleichen sie in die gerade
offen stehende Leichenhalle, um sie zu teilen. Vor der
Tür verlieren sie noch zwei ihrer Nüsse.
... |
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2.42 |
1/5/2007 2:04 pm |
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8 Things Wont Ever U Hear in The Church!
1." hey..! now is my turn sit in the FRONT"!
2." i am really interested with your speeched.i din
not realize that u already speech for 1, 30 hours"
3."actually doing a testimony ... |
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2.51 |
1/4/2007 12:03 am |
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male and female chromosome
How cna you tell a male from a female chromosome?...just
pull down the ... |
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12/26/2006 1:53 am |
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Divorce
Do you know why divorce is so expensive?
Because it's worth it...
... |
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2.65 |
12/25/2006 5:31 pm |
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HOLIDAY BAKING
This is a recipe for a cake you can use in entertaining relatives,
or any other occasion!!
Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp.. ... |
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4.65 |
12/19/2006 10:18 am |
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NEVER SAY TO A COP...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
... |
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3.86 |
12/19/2006 10:15 am |
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A lawyer in TROUBLE!
theres a drunkeness lawyer drive going home, but sudently
his car hit a car front of him.then the drunkeness lawyer
get out of car and say, "hey..!do you know i am a lawyer!"
somebody else in the ... |
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15 |
2.67 |
12/15/2006 2:39 am |
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Do you need??
theres the phone ring!
on the phone :"sir, do you need loan for a house?"
Mr :" o..no!, i have own house"
On the phone :"do you need more money to pay your ... |
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12/7/2006 11:43 pm |
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what i learnt in school!
'TO BE OR NOT TO BE' BY SHAKESEPEARE
'TO DO IS TO BE ' BY DESCARTES
'TO BE IS TO DO ' BY VOLTAIRE
'DO BE DO BE DO ' BY FRANK ... |
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12/3/2006 1:05 am |
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DEFINITION BECOME OLD
BECOME OLD IS WHEN EVER A DOCTER ASKED YOU TO WALKING CAREFULLY
AND SLOWLY, AND NOT A ... |
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11/29/2006 11:43 pm |
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WASHINGTON DC
TEACHER : "YOU LISA, WHATS CAPITAL OF AMERICA?
LISA : 'WASHINGTON DC SIR!"
TEACHER : 'GOOD.SO, WHATS MEANING OF DC, DONI"?
DONI : ' DOT COM , ... |
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2.98 |
11/29/2006 11:40 pm |
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Take my hat too!
theres an olg couple husband & wife on a journey together
by car.after few hours thy are stop in a restaurant to take
lunch.then they are continue the journey.but after 3o
minutes the wife ... |
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1.80 |
11/29/2006 11:34 pm |
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The Horse Race
Horses Racing Today....
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Smooth Thighs
8. Big ... |
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4.86 |
11/28/2006 7:28 am |
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ABOUT mast.rbaTION
A FATHER SAIDS TO HIS SON, SON, IF YOU mast.rbate, YOU'LL
GO BLIND.
SONS RESPONDS, DAD I'M OVER ... |
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2.99 |
11/26/2006 12:24 am |
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Lack of TRUST
one day mr 'K' bought new tv.so, he does put the
old tv in the garage and put a writting on the big paper, "its
free for your home, if you like , pls just take it"
after aweek is over, ... |
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2.54 |
11/24/2006 1:31 am |
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volunteer needed to complete a survey
I just recieved a voucher for Cialis free samples but it
asks very specific questions from the partners of the voucher
recipient. So in order to complete this survey I need to
use the stuff or I ... |
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50 |
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2.49 |
11/23/2006 4:11 pm |
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The Pope
After getting the Pope's entire luggage loaded into
the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness, " ... |
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4.65 |
11/21/2006 3:36 pm |
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Mechanic
How do you know when a mechanic has just had s*x.
His 1 finger is ... |
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115 |
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2.32 |
11/15/2006 3:33 pm |
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Blonde joke
How do you make a blonde laugh on a saturday..............
Tell her a joke on a ... |
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1.21 |
11/15/2006 3:32 pm |
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Oh yeah
Paddy went to visit his mate Murphy who had just broken his
leg. "Nip upstairs and get me slippers will ya"
said murphy. "Sure no problem" said Paddy.Paddy
sees Murphys 2 stunning 19 yr old twin ... |
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2.84 |
11/15/2006 3:29 pm |
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yum yum
Jack and Jill were playing hide n seek.Jill said to Jack
"if you find me you can lick my f#nny and FriendFinder
me up the arse", "if you can't i'll
be in the ... |
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2.55 |
11/15/2006 3:22 pm |
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tHE WISE dOG
A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices
a dog in the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices
the dog
is back again. So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has
a note ... |
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3.83 |
11/15/2006 6:20 am |
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Da Lost Generation
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and
with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later,
he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end.
He turned and ... |
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59 |
15 |
4.97 |
11/15/2006 6:02 am |
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Da Lazy wife
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
... |
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14 |
4.58 |
11/15/2006 5:54 am |
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Da war of Supremacy
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You ... |
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12 |
4.21 |
11/15/2006 5:48 am |
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Problem 101
Dear Tech Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected
child processing and also took up a ... |
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61 |
21 |
4.61 |
11/15/2006 5:42 am |
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Golf Maniac
A "die-hard" senior golfer asked his father
after a Sunday Mass.
"Father, is there any golf courses up there?"
Father asked "Why?"
Golfer "If up there has none, then, I may wanna be down ... |
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47 |
10 |
2.99 |
11/14/2006 1:52 am |
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Chicken Coop
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors because if it had
4 doors it would be called a ... |
2 |
36 |
10 |
2.99 |
11/13/2006 7:10 pm |
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Sunburned!
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets
horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.
He was already ... |
2 |
82 |
15 |
4.82 |
11/9/2006 11:56 pm |
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Delivery
Nearing the end of her third trimester a very pregnant young
woman, attending her doctor asked what position she would
be in for the delivery. "Roughly the same position
you were in when you ... |
3 |
80 |
13 |
3.48 |
11/9/2006 3:37 am |
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke
any of them.
2. Having \bsexo?\b in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when ... |
4 |
58 |
13 |
3.81 |
11/7/2006 7:38 am |
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Gross but funny
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it
all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him
to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy
continues. "Johnny!" mom ... |
5 |
91 |
21 |
5.35 |
11/6/2006 11:51 am |
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hmmmm
If god made the front of a womans body, who made the back?
The council.....who else would put a play area next to a
sh*t ... |
3 |
64 |
14 |
3.14 |
11/5/2006 5:38 pm |
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Trouble at Wal-Mart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that
he go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping.
He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to
browse. Here's ... |
2 |
64 |
16 |
4.01 |
11/5/2006 1:51 pm |
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Collectant
there are a 4 years old little girl with go to the church with
her mother.this week is Holy Communion in the church.
when thewine and bread come ove them, the mother said to
her little girl, "Dont ... |
2 |
36 |
12 |
2.09 |
11/5/2006 3:43 am |
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Lucifer Cake!
Husband :"honey...what is name of this cake?
Wife :"Lucifer Cake sweetheart..
Husband :"I thought you will say its angel cake..!"
Wife ... |
2 |
38 |
11 |
2.61 |
11/5/2006 3:30 am |
Mawieee, 30 M
10/30/2006 11:47 pm
4
Articles,
Score
0.0
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Powdering Your nose...
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little
boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always
be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.
At first ... |
2 |
73 |
13 |
4.82 |
10/30/2006 11:47 pm |
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COUNTED MORE HIGH
Teacher :'lets you doni show your friends how you count
start from 1 '
so Doni liftup his hand high, and start to count, one, two, three, four, five!
'
the teacher ... |
2 |
34 |
8 |
2.09 |
10/30/2006 11:09 pm |
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The Monkey
Little girl comes home from school...
Mommy guess what i got hair on my pussy..
Dont say that rather say that my monkey has got hair.
Girl waits for older sis to come home so she can ... |
0 |
24 |
2 |
3.81 |
10/29/2006 7:54 pm |
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I'M THIRSTY...!
THERE IS A LITTLE BOY NAMES'A'
HIS DADDY ASKING HIM TO GO SLEEP, BUT AFTER 5 MIMUTES HE
IS SHOUTING..!
A :' DADDY....!
FATHER :'WHAT HAPPEN 'A'?
A :'I AM THIRSTHY...! NAY ... |
2 |
41 |
7 |
1.77 |
10/20/2006 2:50 am |
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if sunis raise
friend
"hi plz wake up, its over now
its so late, look up sun is raising"
2nd friend
" hi if sun is raising in mid night wht do uthink should
i wake upeven at tht ... |
1 |
29 |
2 |
1.04 |
10/18/2006 11:27 pm |
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Again about Doctors
***
One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that
he hasn't been feeling well lately. The doctor examined
the man, left the room, and came back with three different
bottles of pills. ... |
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87 |
14 |
3.94 |
10/18/2006 12:16 am |
Alps61, 47 M
10/16/2006 1:01 am
2
Articles,
Score
0.0
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Turtles
10 turtles, 5 male and 5 female, went into a cave for a while,
and then only 5 males turtles went out of the cave, why?
The female turtles are upside ... |
2 |
73 |
7 |
2.28 |
10/16/2006 1:01 am |
Alps61, 47 M
10/16/2006 12:58 am
2
Articles,
Score
0.0
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Russian prostitute
A russian prostitute who stayed in China for three years,
and when she went back home, she was still a virgin, you know
why,
The Chinese guy's cocks are too ... |
1 |
43 |
1 |
2.40 |
10/16/2006 12:58 am |
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uncle paul
"Hello?"
"Hi honey.This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you ... |
1 |
82 |
12 |
5.10 |
10/11/2006 2:28 pm |
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LEGACY LETTER
lawyer of a rich man readoff a legacy letter to his family
after the man passaway in aweek.
"to my dearest faithful wife, who always been with
me in happy days & sad times, i giving you our house ... |
1 |
40 |
9 |
3.00 |
10/11/2006 3:28 am |
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Heaven or Hell
We all know guys call girls Angels and girls call guys Devils,
but do you know why? "Aw come on-be an Angel"-I'm
a lil ... |
1 |
23 |
2 |
2.42 |
10/9/2006 9:39 pm |
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On a TransAtlantic Flight...
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to
worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in
particular loses it. ...
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1 |
75 |
21 |
6.10 |
10/8/2006 8:43 pm |
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25 year olds.
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my
wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch ... |
1 |
69 |
11 |
5.22 |
10/6/2006 5:47 pm |
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i am thirsty!
theres a little boy names DONI.his daddy asking him to go
to sleep, but after 5 minutes the little boy shouting!
DONI ADDY...!!
FATHER :WHAT HAPPEN DONI?
DONI ... |
1 |
5 |
2 |
2.42 |
10/5/2006 1:16 am |
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Ouch!!!
Ouch!
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking
Vegas
hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and
eventually asks
the hooker, "How much do you ... |
1 |
18 |
3 |
2.45 |
10/4/2006 10:21 pm |
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So how did you break your arm?
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate
the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper:
A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah
with the ... |
1 |
47 |
7 |
5.59 |
10/4/2006 10:14 pm |
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Traffic Cops
Question: Why policemen always walk the streets in teams
of three?
Answer: The partners in the police team are always chosen
in such a way that one of them knows how to read, the other
how to ... |
1 |
44 |
7 |
4.06 |
10/2/2006 1:17 am |
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About Doctors
***
"Doctor!" complained the patient; "I
keep seeing spots before my eyes."
The doctor scratched his head. "Why have you come
to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?"
"No, " replied the ... |
2 |
75 |
10 |
4.58 |
10/1/2006 10:27 pm |
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I HAVE AGREAT SON!
1ST MOTHER :'I HAVE VERY NICE SON.HE DOES NOT SMOKE, HE
DOES NOT DRINK, HE DOES NOT TOUCH drugS.HE ALWAYS HAPPY
AT HOME'
2ND MOTHER :'YES ..WHAT ALOVELY SON YOU HAVE.HOW OLD
IS ... |
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39 |
4 |
3.25 |
10/1/2006 3:30 am |
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3 REASONS
TEACHER :'dany, pls, give 3 reasons why people say
this earth is CIRCLE?
DANY :'its because my father said it so, my mother
told me so & you too just say ... |
2 |
40 |
7 |
3.30 |
9/29/2006 12:38 am |
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STOP SMOKING!
MR 'M'  WANT TO STOP SMOKING NOW, BUT HOW?
MR 'B' :WHEN EVER YOU WANNA DO SMOKE, FIRST , FIRE
THE CIGARETTE ON BOTH ... |
1 |
20 |
6 |
2.80 |
9/28/2006 2:37 am |
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GOD MORNING..!
MR 'A' :GOOD MORNING!, THIS IS PEACE COMPANY?
'RECEPTIONIST:GOOD MORNING..!YES IT IS
MR 'A'  AN I SPEAK TO MR 'B'?
RECEPTIONIST :MAY I KNOW WHO IS SPEAKING?
MR 'A' AM ... |
1 |
10 |
3 |
2.94 |
9/28/2006 2:04 am |
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Stupid Quotes
Stupid Quotes
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the
only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder
in school so I could converse with those people" --
Former U.S. ... |
2 |
32 |
4 |
2.47 |
9/27/2006 7:21 am |
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Letter from the Son
A Letter from his son...
A FATHER WAS PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM AND WAS ASTONISHED,
TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED
UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ... |
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36 |
8 |
3.71 |
9/26/2006 8:46 pm |
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2 Black eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing shes allready been told ... |
1 |
27 |
8 |
0.23 |
9/26/2006 11:10 am |
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The Angry Preacher
The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.
This is a horrible lie! A God fearing decent Christian community
cannot tolerate ... |
1 |
51 |
8 |
2.55 |
9/21/2006 8:56 pm |
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dirty jokes
whats the difference between love, true love and showing
off ?
spitting, swallowing and gargling
what have david beckham and a cartier watch got in commom?
both come ... |
2 |
82 |
21 |
2.51 |
9/20/2006 4:58 am |
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Giving Birth Hurts!!!!
I was watching a tv with my nieces when a commercial of a vitamin
for pregant women pooped on.
Niece#1 15yo: Is it safe to take for pregnant women to take
vitamins?
Myself: I guess it is ok if ... |
1 |
28 |
4 |
2.47 |
9/18/2006 9:04 pm |
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Mordor War Protests
Mordor War Protests
MINAS TIRITH (Gondor News Network) - Thousands of peace
activists took to the streets of Minas Tirith and other
cities of Middle Earth today to protest what they ... |
1 |
26 |
5 |
2.16 |
9/17/2006 6:56 pm |
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Bowling Night
Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week
bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks
he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday
she takes him to a local ... |
1 |
46 |
8 |
5.33 |
9/17/2006 8:46 am |
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My rosary....
A priest is sent to Alaska. The Archbishop goes up to visit
him one year later. The Archbishop asks "How do you
like it up here?" The priest says, "If it wasn't
for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a ... |
3 |
95 |
14 |
2.82 |
9/17/2006 2:17 am |
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A Lesson in Naval Logistics
A Lesson in Naval Logistics
Discussion Board on this Military Joke
On 23 August 1779, the USS Constitution set sail from Boston,
loaded with 475 officers and men, 48, 600 ... |
1 |
26 |
4 |
4.02 |
9/17/2006 1:29 am |
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Sergeants' Methods
Sergeants' Methods
A group of Sergeants and a group of Air Force Officers take
a train to a conference. Each Officer holds a ticket. But
the entire group of Sergeants has bought only one ... |
3 |
39 |
7 |
4.57 |
9/17/2006 1:16 am |
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the next birthday
the aunty : how old are you in the next birthday?
niece : i am gonna be 6!
aunty : how old were you last birthday?
niece : i was 4!
aunty ... |
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20 |
4 |
4.80 |
9/17/2006 1:13 am |
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Dear Marine
Dear Marine
There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan. While he was
there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter
she explained that she had slept with two guys while he ... |
3 |
53 |
9 |
3.43 |
9/17/2006 12:35 am |
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President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program
President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program
Dear Liberal:
Thank you for your recent whiney letter criticizing the
treatment of the Taliban and El Quieda detainees being
held at ... |
1 |
25 |
2 |
2.42 |
9/17/2006 12:31 am |
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How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US
Armed Forces!
If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING",
here is what the different services would do:
The NAVY ... |
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25 |
2 |
2.42 |
9/17/2006 12:19 am |
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West Point Jokes
West Point Jokes
Q: Why do West Point graduates hang their diplomas from
the rear view mirror?
A: To justify their handicap parking.
Q: Do you know why the Army football team should ... |
1 |
13 |
2 |
2.42 |
9/17/2006 12:18 am |
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Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed
Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed
West Point (NY) -- Army football practice was delayed nearly
two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an
unknown powdery white ... |
1 |
15 |
2 |
2.42 |
9/17/2006 12:11 am |
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The Power of Sergeants
The Power of Sergeants
Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope.
There were ten Air Force Officers and one Sergeant. Since
the rope was not strong enough to hold all the ... |
1 |
10 |
3 |
2.94 |
9/17/2006 12:04 am |
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Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters
Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters
1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few..................................."
5. ... |
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46 |
6 |
3.93 |
9/16/2006 11:42 pm |
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A Marine In Hell
A Marine In Hell
A Marine dies in combat and wakes up to find he is in hell.
He's really depressed as he stands in the processing
line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He ... |
3 |
47 |
5 |
3.47 |
9/16/2006 11:30 pm |
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Skippy's List (partial)
Skippy's List
SPC Schwarz aka "Skippy" has assembled "213
things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army."
Who is Skippy? We don't know but he is definitely ... |
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9/16/2006 10:59 pm |
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Old Marine
Old Marine
Shortly after President Bush took office, an old veteran
approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania
Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke ... |
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9/16/2006 10:57 pm |
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Fighter Pilot Jokes
Fighter Pilot Jokes
Q. How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half
over?
A. He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my
plane?"
Q: How do you know if there is a ... |
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9/16/2006 10:55 pm |
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Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel
Subject: Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation
have many civilians up in arms and excited ... |
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9/16/2006 10:52 pm |
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I will do .....
A student comes to a professor's office. She glances
down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I
would do anything to pass this exam, " she says. She
leans closer to him, flips back ... |
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9/13/2006 12:33 am |
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A blonde in Las Vegas
In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a
coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away
to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the ... |
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9/11/2006 11:55 am |
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51 days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when
the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes.
They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne
and ten glasses, take ... |
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9/11/2006 11:53 am |
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Sleeping with your best friend
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted
to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What
would you
say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best
friend?" she ... |
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9/11/2006 11:50 am |
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barbers......
Three barbers ran shops in the same street. The first barber
put up a notice in his window stating, "I am the best
barber in town." Seeing this, the second barber put
up a notice, "I am the best ... |
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9/10/2006 6:03 am |
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Which one...
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals
to increase their diversity, "You are all part of
our team now, " said the Human Resources rep during
the welcoming briefing. "You get all the ... |
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9/10/2006 5:57 am |
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Murder...
Flakey Murder
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery
store. The homicide detective is already there. "What
happened?" asks the first officer.
"Male, ... |
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9/10/2006 5:53 am |
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MOM...
Son: Mom, hi. How are you? How's everything in Florida?
Mom: Not too good. I've been very weak.
Son: Why are you weak?
Mom: Never mind.
Son: What's wrong?
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9/10/2006 5:48 am |
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flea....
Sitting at the bar where I was the bartender was an older
men who looked like he had a long day. After two or three drinks
he rested his head on the bar. I walked over to him and tapped
my hand ... |
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9/10/2006 5:35 am |
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The String.
A bum wanders up to a pro and asks what he can get for $20, not
much hunny she says, the bum pleads with her that he only
has a $20, the pro takes pity on him and says well for $20 i'll
tie a ... |
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9/10/2006 2:49 am |
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"BEST-EVER " joke- Little Johnny and his discovery!
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Little Johnny and his mother were out and about. Little
Johnny, out of the blue, asked his mother, "Mommy,
how old are you?" Mother responded, "Honey,
women ... |
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9/6/2006 9:22 am |
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No curses!
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A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in the bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I
think it's about time we started cursing."
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9/6/2006 9:17 am |
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Start_ing salary??!!
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources
executive asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And
what starting salary were you ... |
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9/6/2006 9:14 am |
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Life before the computer!
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Life before the computer.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity ...
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9/6/2006 9:12 am |
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e-mail from _ _ _ _??!!
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Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went
south on a business trip to Louisiana.
He immediately sent an e-mail back home to ... |
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9/6/2006 9:08 am |
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Microsoft and GM
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer
technology over the past few ... |
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9/6/2006 9:06 am |
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Smart Drunk
A man goes into a bar and orders a straight shot of whiskey.
He downs it in one gulp, pulls his jacket open and sticks
his head inside, pulls his head back out then orders another
shot. After ... |
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9/5/2006 10:20 pm |
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why is tyranasaurs so flippin cranky?
Q:why is tyranasaurs so flippin cranky????
A: Cause he can't reach ... |
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9/4/2006 9:22 pm |
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Uncle Ted and the moral of the story!
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One day at the end of class, little Billy's teacher
has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude
with the moral of the story.
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9/4/2006 9:46 am |
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Compliment??!!
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Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to
compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, ... |
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9/4/2006 9:38 am |
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Sexual insomnia!
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What is sexual insomnia???
...... A woman who can't keep her thighs ... |
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9/4/2006 9:37 am |
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Hard Fact!!
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The Hard Fact:
No matter how many poitions formerly held by men are taken
over by women, there will always be one opening that ... |
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9/4/2006 9:36 am |
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Full of water??!!
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Blonde says to her doctor: "I think my boobs are full
of water."
Doctor: "How do you figure that?"
Blonde: "Everytime a guy ... |
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9/4/2006 9:35 am |
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King Solomon....
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between
them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young
lawyer agreed to marry my daughter, "said one.
"No! He agreed to marry MY ... |
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9/2/2006 4:37 pm |
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I have no idea if you will think this is funny or not
Today while I waited at the pharmacy... one of the ladies
behind the counter ask the lady beside me if she was the lady
with the nuts........I was surprised and waited for ... |
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8/31/2006 7:53 am |
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IN the midst
of Rugged's serious blog
on things......I decided to play a joke on him......here
it is and he even laughed about it. I have nothing agaist
smokers this is just a joke. So ... |
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8/31/2006 7:40 am |
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The experimental...........
The Experimental Drug
"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't
interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or
something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe..."
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8/30/2006 3:09 am |
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too much....
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure
and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told
her, "I'll install a special screw in the top
of your skull. Your hair will ... |
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8/30/2006 2:29 am |
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What did Eve say...
One day, a guy's wife went to the doctor's office
and said " My husband always falls asleep during the
sermon." Upon hearing this, the doctor handed her
a pointy stick and said " Whenever he falls ... |
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8/30/2006 2:22 am |
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Well-endowed....
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was
bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in
the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, "We'll ... |
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8/30/2006 2:13 am |
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Restroom....
A guy is in a New York public restroom. He soon discovers
that there is no toilet paper on the roll. He calls into the
next stall, "Hey man do you have any toilet paper in
there?"
"No, " ... |
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8/30/2006 2:04 am |
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2 boring....
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall when a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life
is boring, we never have any ... |
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8/30/2006 2:03 am |
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pets....
The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent
vows that they alone would care for it, they got one. They
named it Danny. Two months later, when Mom found her- self
responsible for ... |
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8/30/2006 1:54 am |
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turn to...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one
day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink.
He said, "If you continue drinking as you do, you'll
gradually get smaller and ... |
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8/30/2006 1:40 am |
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Benny the horse...
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep
ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened
by with his big old horse named Benny.
The man asked for help. The ... |
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8/30/2006 1:38 am |
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Leroy´s joke...
Leroy was visiting a friend in the hospital. He was trying
to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he
got on the elevator. A lady said to him with a snarl, 'Sir,
there's no smoking ... |
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8/30/2006 1:25 am |
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a test...have fun!! ;-)
OK ALL OF YOU SCHOLARS AND TEACHERS......take your time
figure out what these words have in common.
There is something unusual about these words, so see if
you can figure it out.
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8/30/2006 12:04 am |
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Judi & Jon...
Judi spotted Jon across a crowded room at a convention in
Las Vegas. Easing up next to him, Judi asked Jon if he would
like to join her for a drink.
"I don't know, " said Jon. "I've
got ... |
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8/24/2006 3:30 am |
