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Oral Sex!??   26/5/2008

One day, a young boy asks his father at the breakfast table, "Daddy, what is Oral Sex?" Confused, he looks at his wife and she says "It's when you Talk about Sex" <br> Weeks later, the boys grandmother asks him "How do you like school this year". "It's GREAT" came the simple reply. "Well, what do you DO!??" <br> "Aww, not much. Me and the boys just stand around ...


40 Comments, 1986 Views, 404 Votes ,2.76 Score
Curious502005 62 F
13  Articles
A Wedding to Make You Chinge! (True Story!) :(   16/11/2005

You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, ...


7 Comments, 1207 Views, 121 Votes ,8.58 Score
Single-Mom-Sex-Kitten   15/6/2006

Here's the dilemma...I'm a mature, very responsible, caring, single mom 24/7, but is in conflict with the other side of me--the side that really enjoys sex very much. My sexual self did not disappear just because I became a single mom, but I have more to think about other than myself now. Not to mention the opportunities, or should I say lack of opportunities because I will not have ...


3 Comments, 352 Views, 119 Votes ,5.74 Score
Olga20044 42 F
4  Articles
I Want to Buy That   23/7/2005

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of ...


3 Comments, 1034 Views, 115 Votes ,4.49 Score
A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:   22/4/2013

Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done. <br> Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the ...


2 Comments, 193 Views, 112 Votes ,7.69 Score
DeadPrincess 33 F
10  Articles
Loving Old Couple   4/6/2006

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter's evening. <br> They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. <br> You could tell what the admirers were thinking. - "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or ...


4 Comments, 916 Views, 93 Votes ,5.41 Score
Adam   19/12/2004

God said, "Adam, I want y ou to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, ...


1 Comments, 263 Views, 92 Votes ,8.48 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Men are right!   12/8/2007

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


4 Comments, 136 Views, 91 Votes ,7.58 Score
hecq8 53 F
1  Article
To be serious on here you need a sense of humour!   4/11/2006

During the past three years I have met several men on this site. (All American) I met the first a few weeks before he was due to travel. Seemed like a nice guy. Once he left, he sent me a romantic e mail and I responded - only to receive a reply .....from his wife! (It was a joint e mail account!)He recently sent me an e mail saying he returned to a nearby country and would I join him ...


19 Comments, 977 Views, 87 Votes ,5.65 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Revenge   12/8/2007

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? <br> - Shoot him again.


1 Comments, 154 Views, 80 Votes ,7.28 Score
kassiya 49 F
1  Article
he counted the stamp on the envelope!!!!!!!!   3/3/2008

I am an optimist and so it is a funny story about the greedy man, who wanted to find"real love of all his life". we were sending e-mails 2-3 times a day during 2 months.I got even tired because he asked me about so petty things and reacted somehow roughly to many of my answeres.When we decided to meet he got very suspicious and lost his temper at any word in my letter.in the long run I got ...


2 Comments, 222 Views, 79 Votes ,5.70 Score
mqtgal92 41 F
5  Articles
old timer sex   3/12/2004

An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes, " she says, "I remember it well." "Ok, " he says, "How about taking a stroll ...


2 Comments, 439 Views, 79 Votes ,8.62 Score
lomax32 43 M
11  Articles
my opinion, check the profile my view   13/2/2013

The first article was to the point and raised an issue that most people should ask as well. There are so many liars and con artist and cyberin freaks out there, it leaves us to believe, what is wrong with people today. If they dont take the time to let you know who they are first, well then they just fall into that category of the strange and unusual. Why do you think there are so many ...


2 Comments, 230 Views, 77 Votes ,7.40 Score
Irazistable 36 F
6  Articles
Love, Lust and Marriage   3/12/2004

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. <br> <br> LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? <br> <br> LOVE - When you argue over how ...


1 Comments, 173 Views, 75 Votes ,8.63 Score
WannaText 31 F
12  Articles
New Maid   20/9/2007

A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid, " answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her ...


10 Comments, 500 Views, 69 Votes ,3.70 Score
Ari_fairy 52 F
5  Articles
Do you remember how to use that?   22/4/2013

One of my very dearest friends is often left at home alone as her husband has to travel with his job. He is gone a week or two and then back home. And Michelle is not the bravest woman I know, but I think she may be the blondest brunette I ever met. <br> Her husband was on one of his trips and she was upstairs curled up in bed reading a book (ok, she's an unusual blonde) when ...


7 Comments, 318 Views, 68 Votes ,2.74 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Blonde   12/8/2007

Why are most Blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.


1 Comments, 254 Views, 67 Votes ,7.14 Score
FunVgsCouple 31 F
2  Articles
Great Jokes   5/6/2006

A woman was taking her husband to a retirement home. As she was driving in the gate she saw three naked old ladies lying on the lawn. She went to the clerk and said “Now see here, I want to leave my husband here but when I drove in I saw three naked old ladies lying on the lawn.” The clerk said “Oh don’t pay any attention to them, there just three retired ...


1 Comments, 153 Views, 66 Votes ,6.98 Score
TheElfShadow 42 M
1  Article
Re: how to kill a blonde   1/12/2005

the mirror yes, <br> I prefer the scratch and sniff stickers... it is way funnier to see them that way...lol


2 Comments, 71 Views, 65 Votes ,0.01 Score
_LMAO_ 40 M
2  Articles
All men lie...I should know, I am one!   30/5/2005

Hey I know I aint making any friends writing this lttle ditty but lets face it....any guy will say whatever it takes to get what he wants from a woman...maybe women made it that way, who knows....but IMHO if a man says he is completely honest with women then he's probably just better at playing the game....I aint talking about flat out fabricating, more those little situations that us guys ...


14 Comments, 158 Views, 63 Votes ,3.86 Score
Irazistable 36 F
6  Articles
Things Men Need to Know   3/12/2004

1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear. <br> 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl. <br> 3. If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching because of the butts. ...


1 Comments, 190 Views, 58 Votes ,7.11 Score
blazindodge 41 F
2  Articles
something stupid   12/8/2007

something kind of stupid happened today i bumped into you and didn't know what to say i sorta apologized a million times yet beside you in class i stuter and blubber what a way to start today. something kind of stupid happened today i saw you coming and didn't know what to say i ran so fast that i just looked for a place to hide found myself in the mercy of a professor now ...


1 Comments, 159 Views, 57 Votes ,0.88 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Batteries   12/8/2007

Why is a man better than a vibrator? <br> Because the man is cheaper than batteries!


1 Comments, 442 Views, 57 Votes ,4.78 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Old guys have the hots too!   11/8/2007

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars, " he says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated. "NO! Get away from ...


9 Comments, 440 Views, 57 Votes ,3.76 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Money Problems Solved!   12/8/2007

Work hard, save money, and your wife will spend it.


1 Comments, 218 Views, 55 Votes ,5.57 Score
theunknown 39 M
1  Article
why chocolate is better than sex   18/7/2007

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your ...


2 Comments, 180 Views, 55 Votes ,7.55 Score
jiffybob2 63 M
4  Articles
Did you know guys?   30/8/2007

Did you know that there is a part of a woman that a guy can touch that will turn her on and make her go crazy? That when you touch this spot she will be yours?



Answer: Her heart.
...


7 Comments, 243 Views, 54 Votes ,2.47 Score
meeting the parents   4/6/2006

the first real time i went to meet my bf's parents, i felt i had to really impress them. they were having his daughter a birthday party and i thought, "hey perfect time to show them the real me" i had been taking medications for some stomach problems i had been having but didnt expect anything to go wrong with the meds. we sat down at the table and were ready to eat some cake and ice ...


5 Comments, 558 Views, 54 Votes ,4.04 Score
SIMBACAT3 43 F
11  Articles
1st experience with my inexperienced lover!!!   5/1/2006

I met my current partner about six years ago now. The first time we got it together intimately was one of the most memorable times of our relationship for me (although not for any romantic reasons). Looking back on it now it seems quite funny, although at the time I thought it a little odd.............Let me explain! I am the only lady that my partner has ever spent the entire ...


2 Comments, 883 Views, 50 Votes ,3.16 Score
57_Chevy 61 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part IV   5/6/2008

The poker game was still going on but it was pitiful because they were all so messed up or I was and it was hard to understand what anyone was saying. The owner of the beer joint was gonna let them continue to play as soon as he got all of the other customers out of the place because he was gonna play too. I stood around and talked to a couple of different people a few minutes and about ...


10 Comments, 102 Views, 48 Votes ,2.47 Score
quietman6706 47 M
16  Articles
How I Entertain a New Date   29/12/2013

How I Entertain a New Date:
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's (Meal, Ready-to-Eat). Field rations that ...


7 Comments, 243 Views, 47 Votes ,1.54 Score
Jerk   5/8/2005

Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. <br> I tracked down Robin's correct number and ...


1 Comments, 205 Views, 47 Votes ,4.64 Score
SIMBACAT3 43 F
11  Articles
DATE GONE WRONG!   4/6/2006

I met a guy on this site after I'd chatted to him online for a few weeeks. He looked pretty fit from his profile photo, and from his chats I liked his personality. But when we agreed to go on a date, I couldn't see him, thinking he hadn't turned up for the date I was about to leave the bar. Then some guy grabs me by the arm, and starts chatting to me like he knows stuff about ...


13 Comments, 725 Views, 46 Votes ,2.80 Score
valia_sunshine 42 F
5  Articles
an affair   1/12/2004

Mrs. Fitzgerald said to her maid, "Oh, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. " "I don't believe it, " the maid angrily responded, "you're just saying that to make me jealous!


4 Comments, 369 Views, 46 Votes ,6.75 Score
diamond_72 42 F
8  Articles
simple joke   26/7/2011

Q: Why do couples hold hands during wedding?..

hhhhhmmm???

A: It is just a formality. like two boxers, the shake hands before the fight begins...


8 Comments, 83 Views, 45 Votes ,2.07 Score
BlueEyes10221961 53 F
4  Articles
Why do men have to name thier penis?   27/8/2010

I have finally figured out this question,


"Why do men have to name thier penis?" Answer.. ..
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..
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..Because they don't want a total stanger making 99% of thier decision for them.


7 Comments, 335 Views, 45 Votes ,5.06 Score
Ari_fairy 52 F
5  Articles
You do not!   16/11/2006

Once upon a time I was married...and even happily for a while. My husband had undergone several surgeries on his back and was frequently to be found in bed, resting, because his back hurt. And quite frankly, I sometimes liked to be found in bed....not resting. <br> One evening, our daughter caught us...not resting...and left in some shock and disgust, but I really don't think ...


6 Comments, 443 Views, 44 Votes ,5.68 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Black Eye   12/8/2007

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? <br> Nothing, you already told her twice.


1 Comments, 259 Views, 42 Votes ,0.16 Score
SIMBACAT3 43 F
11  Articles
What my niece found in her moms bedside drawer!   27/11/2006

I was baby sitting my siter-in-laws children one night when my 6 year old little niece gave me reason to laugh after I left! <br> She whispered in my ear, "Auntie Louise, do you wanna see something really gross?" <br> Before I had a chance to answer she produced this "electric ear cleaner". <br> "It's Moms", she said cheekily, "It's a secret in her drawer!" ...


6 Comments, 608 Views, 42 Votes ,4.85 Score
love is   3/12/2004

Love is like a 5 cent deposit on a pop bottle. If it is not returned it is not worth anything


1 Comments, 179 Views, 42 Votes ,7.24 Score
hrser2002 46 F
1  Article
love and \bsexo?\b, which you choice   30/8/2007

my freind told me western world, people more care \bsexo?\b in family, and i talked many men here, most men divorced , they always told me , their wives went to other man.....


6 Comments, 145 Views, 41 Votes ,1.67 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Light Bulb   12/8/2007

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


1 Comments, 180 Views, 41 Votes ,5.82 Score
albtodd 54 M
1  Article
You wanna change me.......   4/6/2006

Why is it when two people meet and fall in love.....they both want the other person to become someone other than the one they first were attracted to ???


8 Comments, 348 Views, 41 Votes ,2.77 Score
Humour in Love and Hate   14/12/2004

You know your relationship is a joke when your loved one says I LOVE you everytime you leave. Yeah, that's a bummer. You know they really hate you when they say I hate you everytime your in the same room with them. Well, if you're having problems with a loved one and you wanna get just as back. You can always call up their bossy and ask;Where's that sexy girl/man! I can't wait till ...


1 Comments, 113 Views, 41 Votes ,0.10 Score
MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES   5/6/2006

“ HOW DID IT HAPPEN/?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well DOC, 25 years ago---“ Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.” “ Like I was saying…….25 tears ago, When I first working on the farm, that night, right after ...


2 Comments, 511 Views, 40 Votes ,6.51 Score
victims of dishonest friends   17/1/2006

our friendship means alot to me: you cry i cry you laugh i laugh you jump out of the window i look down and laugh again....


2 Comments, 570 Views, 40 Votes ,4.04 Score
Cute_Roses 34 F
4  Articles
Our first Valentine   17/1/2005

I started dating this guy when I was 20 years old. He was 9 years older than me and I was really excited about being his girlfriend, because I thought that since he’s older he must be really sweet, romantic, and mature and knows what women wants. However, I was wrong about him. I remember our first valentine together, I knitted him a nice Miss Valentine doll, bought him a picture ...


4 Comments, 192 Views, 40 Votes ,2.84 Score
Men who enjoy lies   7/3/2005

Hi, I want to share with you an experience that I had on line, I met a "man" about many many years ago, about 8 years ago, and we decided to meet each other, so we met inside a store, both of us were supposed to take a rose so we can know each other, the only stupid was me because I was the only one who had a rose, we had necer seen before because it was a chat without pictures, so we met, ...


5 Comments, 434 Views, 39 Votes ,2.83 Score
cold_december 47 F
1  Article
Women are smarter than Men   23/1/2005

It's obvious that women are smarter than men, think about it! Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend; man's best friend is a dog!


6 Comments, 178 Views, 37 Votes ,2.81 Score
_LMAO_ 40 M
2  Articles
irony of a chat room   18/9/2005

"any ladies wanna chat"?..(no one replys)..."any ladies wanna chat"? ...(no one replys)..."I own a succesful company"...(all the Asian girls say "hello" and all the American women say "yeah right") <br> so I try a different approach.. <br> I send a private messege saying "hello I'm interseted to meet you"...the reply is:"go away you sleaze ball I dont do private messages ...


10 Comments, 265 Views, 36 Votes ,4.10 Score
I Ran Into Stranger   5/2/2005

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son ...


2 Comments, 270 Views, 36 Votes ,7.47 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Whine   12/8/2007

Why do little girls whine? <br> Because they're practicing to be women.


1 Comments, 108 Views, 35 Votes ,4.47 Score
What are you going to do with that.....   3/9/2006

I was dating a lady years ago and one night I forgot to lock the door. She decided to come over after partying late unannounced and she came in, walked up the stairs and was standing over me in bed when I woke up startled. I jumped up ran down the stairs naked with my pillow. She died laughing and asked "what I was going to do with the pillow?"


7 Comments, 420 Views, 35 Votes ,2.53 Score
This is for the women who get hit on at least 5 times a day.   22/3/2011

Ladies, I've spent the past six months or so trying to polish my singles skills again after a long bout of being 'committed'. Spent much time thinking about the best way to approach a woman differently than the typical stuff. Here are a few I've heard that don't really sit well with me:
"Hey baby, you look great today" "What's that perfume your wearing?" "Baby, you're so sweet, ...


9 Comments, 188 Views, 34 Votes ,2.16 Score
Linda_49 60 F
5  Articles
Apples and Wine :-))   1/12/2004

Apples and Wine <br> Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're ...


1 Comments, 258 Views, 34 Votes ,5.76 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Snoring   12/8/2007

Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? <br> - To stop the snoring before it starts.


1 Comments, 264 Views, 31 Votes ,6.50 Score
DpestPurple 50 M
2  Articles
8 and 1/2 weeks   11/8/2007

I hope you all get a laugh out of my life like i do. Since my div back in 99 every relationship has not lasted more then 8 and 1/2 weeks.Shhhhh yeah i counted the days. I bet you all thought it was a sexy seque into the 9 and 1/2 weeks movie review ;-0. Almost like clockwork they tell me i treat them too good and deserve better. What if i don't want better ?what if i was happy with what ...


8 Comments, 236 Views, 31 Votes ,2.18 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
2 ways to be rich...   11/8/2007

There are two ways to be rich. One is to have everything you want, and the other is to be satisfied with what you have.


7 Comments, 86 Views, 31 Votes ,2.76 Score
Sad Story :~(   27/11/2006

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, <br> He told his friends that it was cool, <br> And when he pulled the trigger back, <br> It shot with a great crack. <br> Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, <br> I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! <br> But Mommy, when I went school that day, ...


5 Comments, 358 Views, 31 Votes ,4.01 Score
Pickup Slams!   29/4/2006

Pickup: Do you want to get out of here? Slam: As long as you promise not to come with me. <br> Pickup: Havent I seen you someplace before? Slam: Yeah, thats why I don't go there anymore. <br> Pickup: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? Slam: Ummm, can I just have the money? <br> Pickup: Hey baby, what's your sign? Slam: Do not Enter. <br> ...


2 Comments, 231 Views, 30 Votes ,5.49 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
the secret....   11/8/2007

"Gramma, " asked Susie, "some of my friends are in unhappy marriages. You always have such good advice for me. Please tell me the secret to marrying the right man so my marriage lasts."
"Never, " said Gramma, "marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip."


3 Comments, 151 Views, 29 Votes ,3.14 Score
msmrrightless 53 F
12  Articles
Sorry I'm Late   12/8/2007

This is a true story and when I heard it, I LMAO!!! Please keep in mind that both people in this are very nice mild people. <br> My Aunt (I'll call her Aunt Bea) was late joining her husband (I'll call him Uncle John) and company at a wedding. <br> When she finally arrived, she saw that everyone had already had their appetizers and was halfway through the main dish. ...


3 Comments, 300 Views, 28 Votes ,3.24 Score
WannaText 31 F
12  Articles
don't interrupt   11/8/2007

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his Mother .
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with ...


4 Comments, 183 Views, 28 Votes ,7.14 Score
lilcitycutie 30 F
1  Article
Women come in all makes and models   4/6/2006

Why can't some guys see past big breast and cute butts, and the twiggy party girl types. Some guys are only into that, and don't want a girl with brains, or other beautiful features. Try to look past that, because there may be a closet-partier you might meet, maybe might be hotter than you think, or just a surprise altogether. I happen to believe that a girl who isn't a twig and ...


3 Comments, 289 Views, 28 Votes ,3.75 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Dishes   12/8/2007

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> None, she can do the dishes in the dark.


1 Comments, 226 Views, 26 Votes ,3.46 Score
So you thought YOUR first date was bad??!?!?   5/6/2006

If you thought your first date was bad, get this! Once upon a time, in a land I WISH was far, far, away, I went to pick up my date on a rainy night. Being male, I decided to not take my umbrella, as it isn't "macho". I ran to the door to pick her up, and her brother answered. I walked into the house, and had a seat, introducing myself to her parents. So far, so good. Then, the ...


1 Comments, 168 Views, 26 Votes ,5.07 Score
niceguy2039 54 M
78  Articles
On The Hunt For A Good Man!!!   29/12/2005

Viginia was talking to her brother about the kind of guy whe would like for a boyfriend. She said "I'd like man who is assertive but not aggressive, confident but not an egomaniac, sensitive but not a wimp and good looking but not conceited' So her brothger said to her "Virginia if you can find a guy like that I"LL have sex with him!!!"


2 Comments, 452 Views, 26 Votes ,0.33 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
Time   12/8/2007

What do you do when a woman asks you the time? <br> Tell her there is a clock on the stove.


1 Comments, 191 Views, 25 Votes ,1.14 Score
Very Touching :(   18/12/2004

it's touching! <br> A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot.. Girl:" slow down a little.. I'm scared.." Boy: "No, it's so fun.." Girl: "please..it's so scary.." Boy: "Then say that you lovem e.." Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?" Boy: "Give me a big hug.." The girl gave him a big hug. ...


1 Comments, 288 Views, 25 Votes ,1.03 Score
smartcollegegurl 30 F
8  Articles
leaving the toliet seat up.   11/8/2007

I find it humorous how a relationship changes month to month, and as the years go by. I remember at the beginning, guys did everything to appear polite. Opening doors, and sending roses were a must in the beginnging. As time goes on, we slip into the "norm" and these things cease to exist. The relationship is still new, and both parties still try to keep up their appearances for the other. ...


4 Comments, 171 Views, 24 Votes ,3.93 Score
You probably should contemplate..............   15/1/2005

When you ask someone out on a date you probably should pay close attention as to how and what they reply to you in response to your question, instead of staring at their chest or their posterior. So here it goes; You probably should contemplate cancelling the date if the answer to your offer is; 1. I have to pray about it first! 2. Your ...


2 Comments, 229 Views, 24 Votes ,2.45 Score
computin engr. velli.   14/12/2004

LUV TALKED ABOUT IS EASILY TURNED ASIDE, BUT LUV DEMONSTRATED IS IRRESISTABLE.... Velli.


2 Comments, 187 Views, 24 Votes ,5.40 Score
BLIND2K3 35 M
8  Articles
first love   27/12/2007

why we can not forget our first love?...


8 Comments, 79 Views, 23 Votes ,1.49 Score
kiriuskris 32 M
13  Articles
White   12/8/2007

Why do brides wear white? <br> So the dishwasher matches the fridge and stove.


1 Comments, 512 Views, 23 Votes ,1.49 Score
magic_is_here 34 F
4  Articles
never forget to...   11/8/2007

Believe in yourself - you're all right. Believe in your mates - they're all right. Be pleasant - a face with a smile wins. Be reserved - talkers are dangerous. Be a worker - drones have no money. Be open-hearted, open-minded, open-handed. Be respectful - the world was here before you came.


6 Comments, 60 Views, 23 Votes ,3.36 Score
angelkai 28 F
4  Articles
what makes my love..   16/1/2011

The feeling of emptiness is no longer around, surrounded by butterflies and beautiful sound. Now that I met you it all seems so clear, that you are the angel that was sent to me here. Hearing you laugh and seeing you smile, shows me that it’s all worth the while. Feeling the warmth of your body on mine Sends chills up and down my spine. Looking into your beautiful eyes, ...


6 Comments, 234 Views, 22 Votes ,3.85 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
age...   11/8/2007

A wife bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions, she asked her husband: "Tell me honestly, darling, what age do you think I look?"
He said: "From your skin, 21; from your hair, 18; from your figure, 23."
"Oh you flatterer, " she gushed.
"Wait a minute, " he said, "I haven't ...


1 Comments, 207 Views, 22 Votes ,5.05 Score
is there true love really?   31/1/2011

I am now on my 31st year, and a senior manager with an international organisation.what really puzzules me is this people we call human beings.may be i meet the wrong ladies in this world, because most of the girls i meet they seem to love me because of my money.first i will sure get some very obvious questions like where do you work, what car dou drive...you know. how does this questions ...


4 Comments, 142 Views, 20 Votes ,1.47 Score
loutopia4002 54 M
1  Article
You know you still love her when.....   11/8/2007

You used to be a breast man and now look at asses..cause she had one
You like to insert her name into conversations just so you can say her name
You get a woodie when you think about kissing her
You would like to take her back even though she is pregnant with another man's child


4 Comments, 121 Views, 20 Votes ,1.08 Score
brendie2 25 F
23  Articles
triple dates   29/4/2006

a man was triple dating but unfortunately for him one day he finished having sex with one of his girlfriens and as usual was exhausted he got home to find another waiting for him he had no choice than to go in for her in during the process another called him that she was waiting for him in trhe air port and she was giving him a special bed treat on hearing that he slumped


3 Comments, 377 Views, 20 Votes
Embarrassing moment   27/1/2005

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If ...


1 Comments, 212 Views, 20 Votes ,5.81 Score
what does skin clour have to do with love??   27/1/2005

hi, My friend is a native american. She saw this guy in my school who was a white guy and she saw him and said he was cute. We all who are her friend went and asked the guy if she was pretty. He said yea, she's pretty. For few days we were making each other to talk but the both freaked and didn't. Cause they were shy. So one day we went to him and said you come and talk with her, he said ...


1 Comments, 287 Views, 20 Votes ,3.51 Score
blvd_shadow 57 F
8  Articles
Humor????   3/12/2004

yeah it is good to have humor in a relationship, laughter is good medicine for the soul. If anyone can make me laugh they are ok. I can make people laugh too but mostly it is him. To me there is nothing wrong with that, everyone should smile at least once a day eh? Even in public.


1 Comments, 144 Views, 20 Votes ,1.59 Score
saak2056 24 M
10  Articles
Do I Keep My Boyfriend or the Guy I Met Online?   4/12/2014

I’m in a state of confusion whether to ‘breakup’ or end communicating with this guy. I’m 27 and he’s 26.

I met him online and we’ve been chatting for almost 6 months now.

He’s halfway round the world, obviously. We just talk things out if we’re not busy. We like each other but I guess he likes me more because he ...


5 Comments, 43 Views, 19 Votes ,1.81 Score
WannaText 31 F
12  Articles
A Kind Man   11/8/2007

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind ...


1 Comments, 83 Views, 19 Votes ,3.52 Score
WannaText 31 F
12  Articles
diff between married and bachelor   11/8/2007

Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.


2 Comments, 112 Views, 19 Votes ,2.46 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
marriage...   11/8/2007

A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple" comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences and stay together.


4 Comments, 57 Views, 19 Votes ,5.50 Score
NIKOLAGR 35 M
4  Articles
Some Supermodel Insight   4/11/2006

"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone." -Tatjana Patitz "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak." -Linda Evangelista <br> "It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would." -Kate Moss <br> "When I model I pretty much go blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work." -Paulina ...


5 Comments, 189 Views, 19 Votes ,2.20 Score
GlassSlipper59 56 F
2  Articles
Recipe for a Soul Mate!   4/6/2006

1/2 cup Sincerity 1 cup Honesty 1 cup Respectfulness 1 cup Good Hygene 1/2 cup Healthy Attitude A sprinkle of Nice Appearance 3 tablespoons Adventurous 1/2 cup Ambition 1 pint Family Oriented 2 tablespoons Intellegence 1 quart Fun 1 quart Laughter A pinch of goofiness <br> Sift, mix, blend, stir and shake all of the ingredients together at room temperature until ...


3 Comments, 317 Views, 19 Votes ,4.44 Score
OceanGalaxy 38 F
1  Article
Insecurity vs. Trust In A Relationship   19/10/2005

Something funny I've noticed about some couples, and is probably evident to some extent in many others is their insecurities of their partner. I had been observing during one of my trainrides back home, a Chinese guy - Aussie lady couple whom i've encountered many times before, and they were sitting adjacent to me this time. From what I had gathered so far, I could tell that the Chinese ...


1 Comments, 264 Views, 18 Votes ,4.63 Score
Top 5 country song titles of all time!   25/3/2005

Here are the titles of the 5 most popular country songs ever! <br> No 5. "You are the reason our kids are ugly".. <br> No 4. "Take your tongue out of my mouth while I am saying goodbye!" <br> No 3. (In a cheap motel) " I am ashamed to be here, but not ashamed enough to leave".. <br> No 2. "You flushed me from the toilet of your heart!" <br> ...


1 Comments, 199 Views, 18 Votes ,3.40 Score
Couple   23/1/2005

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.


1 Comments, 218 Views, 18 Votes ,3.26 Score
dr_wahdan2 45 M
44  Articles
read and see   29/11/2004

Come and get me baby! yow! Ok...On the one hand I'm looking to make all kinds of friends from all over the place! On the other hand...I'm also looking for THE ONE. so please keep that in mind everybody...you too THE ONE (if you're out there... because if you are? All my new found friends and I will have to part company. I don't screw around in a relationship. I'm total loyal, faithful, ...


1 Comments, 175 Views, 18 Votes ,0.40 Score
sxytxn 41 F
5  Articles
Me and my sister   1/8/2005

Once I met this guy named Jimmy, in a little bar in my hometown. He wanted to get together and I wasn't really interested. He was very nice and everything though. Anyway, a few days later my sister was telling me that she had a date that night with this guy she met. It turned out to be this guy Jimmy. We laughed about it and I begged her to let me get the door when he arrived. So, ...


2 Comments, 235 Views, 17 Votes ,3.41 Score
The Prince Turns Into a Clown   24/7/2005

After searching on line for a man whom I felt was the apple of my eye, I finally found him and his picture made me tingle in places that I hadn't had any feeling for a very long time. Or it seemed that way. <br> His wonderful words of prose matched my ideal. He understood the feelings of women, the loving care he wanted to share with that special one. He wrote about working with ...


3 Comments, 204 Views, 17 Votes ,2.28 Score
jullietteishere 56 F
85  Articles
Reading the relaionship humor articles   11/8/2007

I find them to have a great sense of humor and that is what life is all about. Finding humor in things can be a way to cope with stress or just to have a good time. I am not talking about laughting at people but finding humor in things, situtations, jokes etc.
hugssssssssssss Julliette
...


3 Comments, 61 Views, 16 Votes ,3.57 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
love   11/8/2007

No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE


3 Comments, 78 Views, 16 Votes ,4.74 Score
MrsRobnsn 34 F
1  Article
Way to a Man's Heart   19/3/2005

Why do they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, when clearly there is a better way?


4 Comments, 254 Views, 16 Votes ,3.13 Score
sureshh1 37 F
10  Articles
Inside The Movie House   15/3/2005

My date and I went to the movie house to watch "Harry Potter 2." The seats were permanently arranged in an arc. We were seated at the back seat near the aisle. We were just waiting for the start of the movie but we were distracted by moviegoers who unintentionally blocked the screen. <br> My date was getting impatient and he said, "If someone blocks the screen again, I will ...


1 Comments, 182 Views, 16 Votes ,2.83 Score
dr_wahdan2 45 M
44  Articles
good one   1/12/2004

HELLO MY ........ Dear Handsome, ... Here is my chance to tell the world how lucky I am to have found an amazing GIRL like you. All my life I felt like I was meant to be alone, as if my someone took a wrong turn over a bridge before I could meet them. Then came you... suddenly my eyes went from clouded storms to small blue beacons. I was so sad, and you took away all that pain just by ...


1 Comments, 162 Views, 16 Votes ,1.51 Score
Fritzgerald4 37 M
1  Article
HUSBAND TELLING HOUSE RULES TO WIFE:   1/7/2008

HUSBAND: I WILL EAT WHENEVER I WANT TO EAT AND COME HOME WHENEVER I WANT TO!

WIFE: OK, BUT THERE WILL BE SEX AT 7PM WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!


1 Comments, 96 Views, 15 Votes ,3.44 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
first and last...   11/8/2007

Men always want to be a woman's first love. We women would like to be a man's last one.


4 Comments, 79 Views, 15 Votes ,4.20 Score
spicy2506 33 F
2  Articles
you are not going to believe this!!   10/8/2007

I was seeing someone that was soooooo addicted to his mum. Now i am not making this up at all i swear;
whenever he brought me flowers he bought his mum flowers! whenever he wrote me a poem he did the same for his mum! it got me thinking what else he does for his mum....hhmmmmm
has anyone met anyone crazier???


4 Comments, 68 Views, 15 Votes ,3.44 Score
Funny things   3/3/2006

Dating can have serious aspects or sometimes even bad dates can be quite funny. <br> I once dated someone who decided to bring me flowers. What a nice gesture, however he left the price tag on the bouquet. <br> Everyone has a funny story to tell and sometimes the funniest are the weird pick up lines people use. I really couldn't say what the silliest line I've ever heard, ...


3 Comments, 230 Views, 15 Votes ,3.59 Score
newtocali30m 40 M
10  Articles
Go figure...   8/12/2005

I come fome from work one day in the late summer, and my ex is on the couch watching TV with the fireplace going. I asked her why...she said the airconditioning was making her cold! (she didn't turn the airconditioning off -just tured the fireplace on)


1 Comments, 225 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
wisdom and the courage   17/1/2005

At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer.


1 Comments, 183 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
holly08 65 F
12  Articles
EarthWorm   22/3/2010

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with ...


3 Comments, 40 Views, 14 Votes ,3.62 Score
sleeping in bed   2/2/2009

200


6 Comments, 108 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score
terryaki 61 M
10  Articles
If is sounds too good to be true...   28/8/2007

You may of heard of the expression warning, "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." I am here to say that this is true with relationships! If you think I am being paranoid, best of luck with your relationship with that astronaut. At least you were warned!


4 Comments, 52 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The old lady and the bank president.   11/8/2007

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of ...


3 Comments, 111 Views, 14 Votes ,5.06 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The big game hunter.   7/8/2007

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal. ...


2 Comments, 84 Views, 14 Votes ,3.94 Score
niceguy2039 54 M
78  Articles
Beautiful Women!!!   15/11/2005

I have a friend who told me "I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I have often woken up next to one!!!" <br> Thank God for alcohol or ugly people would never get laid!!!


2 Comments, 270 Views, 14 Votes ,0.74 Score
Sniff....snif.....   14/12/2004

On a normal night, I was watching the tele with my boyfriend. The movie was great! While watching we were chewing on snacks that we had bought earlier at a nearby supermarket. The atmosphere was beautiful not to mention the weather. It was not hot nor cold. Just nice?.. <br> Suddenly, there was a loud puuiitt????..I did not take any notice of the sound. I thought it was from the ...


1 Comments, 238 Views, 14 Votes ,0.10 Score
Robbery of credit card   28/9/2005

The wife of a man stole her credit card, but her husband decided not to do the accusation because the thief was spending less than his wife.


2 Comments, 193 Views, 13 Votes ,0.29 Score
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?   11/8/2007

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- ...


3 Comments, 59 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
RonBryzon 70 M
2  Articles
Father and Son   11/8/2007

The Father walks into his sons room and says: "Son, I've told you a thousand times, don't do that or you'll go blind". The son says: "Dad, I'm over here."


2 Comments, 157 Views, 12 Votes ,4.57 Score
niceguy2039 54 M
78  Articles
Thes Two Polls Are Actually True!!!   4/6/2006

A recent Poll showed that guys live longer if they are celibate. Another Poll showed that guys live longer if they are married. So one can only conclude that if you are a guy and want to live a long life then get maried but don't have sex with your wife!!!


2 Comments, 243 Views, 12 Votes ,1.03 Score
Personality Blessings   1/12/2004

It is quite true that having a sence of humor can assist building a lasting relationship. How to get around any stumbling blocks getting started is not so simple... Once in the groove greatest memories can be had during times like as an ice cube dazzle occurs flirtatiously!


1 Comments, 166 Views, 12 Votes ,3.33 Score
The marital happiness   23/7/2005

-A man complained a friend: "I had every things... money, a beautiful house, a car imported, the love of a beautiful woman, and of blow it ended ! <br> <br> -The friend asks him: "What happened?" <br> <br> -My wife was informed. ....


1 Comments, 205 Views, 11 Votes ,1.11 Score
twotablesnotime 41 F
5  Articles
The Goofball   22/8/2008

I married the biggest goofball there ever was. About a couple of months ago a case of hemrrhoids struck our household. One morning my husband got up and brushed his teeth with hemrrhoid cream. I died because he actually told me he did it. But I am also talking about the man who thinks an impersonation of squidward means standing on his head naked and swinging body parts around saying 'hi, I'm ...


2 Comments, 92 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
EXPERIENCE & RESEARCH ARE THE BEST TEACHERS   28/8/2007

"Behind every miserable woman/child there is a man". No offence given or taken by my writing.


3 Comments, 26 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
wrong place wrong time   11/8/2007

some times when we meet someone it seems forever , needless to say its never , meaning for a short period of time , to many times we are sucked into the type of relationship that is often ends up in a deasaster. you must be strong and move on forward to a new day .children are unfortunatly caught inthe middle of the way almost always ending up like the one the live with .it s realy to ...


2 Comments, 110 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
tell me more about...   11/8/2007

The young man was attempting to worm his way into the affections of this young lady. "I don't have as much as Donald Trump, " he said. "I don't have expensive houses or cars like Donald Trump. I can't afford to buy you fancy diamonds and pearls like Donald Trump. But I love you."
The young lady said, "That's nice. Now tell me more about that Donald Trump."


1 Comments, 91 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Good Bars   11/8/2007

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!' The others agree that sounds like a good ...


2 Comments, 81 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
koolguy03 32 F
36  Articles
All Married One........ Check this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   11/8/2007

"When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day."........Enjoy it......


5 Comments, 64 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
jaw103 47 M
2  Articles
arthur   7/10/2005

as she looked into his eyes she said, a good women could make you stop drinking, arthur takes a drink of scotch and replies, she have to be an awful big women!


1 Comments, 242 Views, 10 Votes ,1.39 Score
Time to Review These Points   30/5/2005

Marriage is not just a word, it is a sentence(A Life Sentence) Sex takes least amount of time and causes most amount oftrouble <br> Love thy neighbour, even love his wife , BUT NEVER GET CAUGHT <br> Marriage is like going to a resteraunt with your friends. First you order what you want and get it, but when you see what others have ordered , you wish you ...


1 Comments, 224 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Abbott and Costello Discover Computers   11/8/2007

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ...


2 Comments, 65 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
2muchfun2006 34 M
7  Articles
different strokes , for different folks!   11/8/2007

Yes, i know its corny!
But that's something i heard from one of my best friends, its simple but truthful. Some people just turned on to certain types of people than to others. There's a saying that goes: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" meaning good looks or \bsexo?\b appeal is different to every person, we're all wired differently and i think makes it more interesting ...


2 Comments, 34 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
BLIND2K3 35 M
8  Articles
Mother   7/8/2007

Mothers are most Instinctive Philosopher...


2 Comments, 45 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
NEVER ASK SOMETHING FOR WHICH will have to be EXCUSED   28/7/2005

A lady enters to a pharmacy and ask the pharmacist : -Please, I want to buy arsenic. Given that the arsenic is very toxic and fatal, the pharmacist wanted to know more data before providing her the substance. -Why would he want the lady to buy arsenic? -I want kill my husband. Ohhhh! Sadly for that I cannot sell it to you. The woman without saying word opens her handbag ...


1 Comments, 136 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
holly08 65 F
12  Articles
Gynecologist's Assistant   3/4/2008

A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City , KS and sees a job posting for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some details about this?", he asks the man behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies, "Oh yes here it is. The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help ...


3 Comments, 54 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
coolsearching 41 M
10  Articles
Heaven's Shining Waters   20/9/2007

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink." Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"

The angel says, "He's ...


1 Comments, 52 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
Be always thanksful....   11/8/2007

"If you can't be thankful for what you receive, be thankful for what you escape."


2 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
ben4u4evr 40 M
3  Articles
...... funny poems....   11/8/2007

Roses are Red.... Violets are Blue... You're soooo cute... How can I get to know You ?!?


4 Comments, 82 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
party2203 57 M
57  Articles
It learns to walk exactly with you   11/8/2007

It learns to walk exactly with you! In the life nor always you have that to force definitive things… All movement has its cause, and its reaction. The funny land in the Universe and the Creator is present, is enough to feel your breath. E, however, you do not see, you do not feel and you do not hear… But, you speak, and you speak to the four winds that of something you need. ...


4 Comments, 20 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The Diet   11/8/2007

An extremely obese woman shows up at her doctor's office crying and claims that she has tried every possible way to lose weight, all to no avail. She continues to sob,
"My husband won't make love to me any more. My friends make fun of me. Everywhere I go they tease me. I just can't take it any more!"
The doctor, hoping to help her, proposes a radical diet, ...


2 Comments, 80 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
2BlueMarbles 55 M
4  Articles
The Cyborg Woman   11/8/2007

Hey Guys looking for the perfect woman? A woman without faults or flaws. A woman of perfect proportions, like she was made from a mold with only the best programs installed into her memory banks.
I recall in the Movie the Step-ford Wives, that housewife's were brainwashed or something! Then they became sexy animals that curbed their husbands ...



1 Comments, 58 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Listenerhyh 46 F
1  Article
Pience of experience on FF   11/8/2007

2 years ago, I was working for a magazine as executive chief editor. It’s a new magazine, I have to work very hard to create a successful beginning for it. Face to heavy pressure, I almost put 12 hours for my working everyday. No time for fun, no time for dating. Then, a kindly foreign workmate suggested me to join FF to meet some friends, even for dating, otherwise I’ll be ...


3 Comments, 124 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
toslim58 56 M
10  Articles
Marriage quotes   11/8/2007

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
Marriage...   11/8/2007

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, the strings are still attached.


4 Comments, 62 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
party2203 57 M
57  Articles
Important it is to be always in growth........... Today it is day to move.   7/8/2007

TO GROW each day a little more than we ourselves, without charging unconsciously. To learn to be happy of inside for it are, to obtain the calm in the hour of the chaos. To feel the life in the nature, a reason to go in front, to know the accurate hour to stop and to search one something new. Recognizing our errors and valuing our virtues, to be responsible for our acts and its ...


3 Comments, 23 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
chubbychinita28 34 F
11  Articles
I'm in love but you don't care.   7/8/2007

I was quite hesitant to write about this because I feel quite strongly about the said lines. I didn't want to trash it or do it such vile injustice. But I also thought a lot of people would more or less relate to this topic because I guess at some point they had once "loved" a person who seemed to be utterly clueless and oblivious to the his or her affection. The one-sided phenomenon. ...


3 Comments, 36 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
andhybro 35 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   4/6/2010

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


2 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
mcgyver081251 63 M
1  Article
a middle aged lovers   7/8/2007

this article goes through the stiry of a middle aged couples, they are a friend of mine and i envy their relationship as couples, they always joke each other and laugh together as friends, they also go to a bowling which they' re like opponents to each other.in their home they make all their activities a bet. for example in doing households they jogged together and ran not for only to ...


3 Comments, 30 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
femsteve 28 M
12  Articles
HOW   18/7/2005

How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace , cos I stand here taking every breath with you , you're the only one who really knew me at all, take a look at me now.


1 Comments, 70 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
The Night For In Love part : 1   2/5/2005

It Night The Moon Be Vigil With Him. He Exhibiting Plaint To Sea And Surf Angst Black Night But White Heart , Imagining And His Head Blew up . He Dream With His Other Half .Look To His Body And Denying And Say Where My Other Half .


1 Comments, 187 Views, 6 Votes
novemberbabe41 73 F
6  Articles
embarrassing moments with a loved one or a date   4/12/2014

How many women or men out there had an embarrassing moment on a date, with a mate or loved one? ...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
BLIND2K3 35 M
8  Articles
why   22/12/2011

when u love some one truly why she brake ur heart so easily n badly.why n how she can brake eart so badly n dont say anything.


5 Comments, 41 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
57_Chevy 61 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty dog !   18/8/2007

This is a true story!

In July of 1984 and I was shacked up with a beautiful redheaded ex-stripper and ex-car thief from Culpepper, Virginia by the name of Julie in the small town of West, Tennessee which was my hometown. Julie was 5ft. 2 inches tall with medium length wavy dark red hair and a natural bust size of 36 D that was way to big for her frame and she no doubt turned heads ...


1 Comments, 88 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
57_Chevy 61 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part II   12/8/2007

Anyways I got all cleaned up to go to this card game and Julie is raising hell about me going out that early in the day because she has a beauty appointment at 2:00 pm that afternoon at a beauty shop that was 600 ft. away from my trailer on the same side of the highway as the trailer park we lived in was but this started an argument because of us only having one car that day. My 76 Cougar was ...


1 Comments, 59 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Love so Divine   11/8/2007

I love you…I wanna marry you! Said Rahul <br> Excuse me…Did I hear anything” Said Anjali. <br> <br> Its not a story guys… Its not a fiction guys…It’s a blog I am writing to express an experience of my friend…But you people will decide what it actually is… <br> <br> Anjali…Anjali ...


2 Comments, 121 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
babypower7dk 46 F
76  Articles
the prize..   11/8/2007

There was a lovely story in the press this month. A retired lorry driver and his wife entered a competition where the first prize was a holiday for two in Hong Kong. They always wanted to go there. But they got the 2nd prize of "A year of passion." When they received the prize, it turned out to be 365 condoms.
He told a reporter, "I couldn't believe it. I'm 64 and I have a bad ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
57_Chevy 61 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part III   11/8/2007

There was were two fights over the pool tournament and another fight I suppose just for the damn hell of it that afternoon and we nearly had a fight over the poker game at one point with different people getting in and out of the game arguing as the juke box kept playing that crazy song among some other crazy as hell ones to boot by what looked like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre crew.

...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
harry_ptt 34 M
3  Articles
Cleanliness Next To Godliness   7/8/2007

Elizabeth is the second eldest of the family. She made herself responsible for keeping the younger members of the brood clean. On bath nights she would descend on us unawares, leaving us no escape route from her clutches. In a small tin basin, the shampoo powder would have been mixed with warm water, and then our torture would begin. She would scrub us, one at a time from head to toe, while we ...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Do this first   7/8/2007

At one time or another, we've all experienced a moment so passionate that wasting time on foreplay was un-thinkable -- and if you haven't yet, you should. However, getting caught up in the heat of the moment is quite different from pouncing on her out of nowhere, and cutting straight to the chase on a regular basis.Many a times she needs a little appetizer before the main course. Something as ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
whats long distance?   18/11/2005

in my short life i have dated a truck driver who i saw every second weekend for three years, dated a guy from cork who visited me in wexford just to work in local pub as a bouncer, dated briefly a guy who left for oz and a guy who lived in dublin and moved back to south africa. i'm a good looking woman with a lovely personnality and VERY giving in a relationship, now can some one tell me ...


6 Comments, 224 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
ratio3 35 M
7  Articles
Dating Ad Translations   4/12/2014

Want to know what the person is REALLY like behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations.

DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER: She has been married three times and kept all the houses

FINE CHARACTER She's an ex-hooker

KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY: She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours

STRONG FAMILY TIES: She's a Mafia Princess ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
foufou08822 35 M
1  Article
be funny   25/11/2010

for taking easy make you happy in every time and dont worry of thing


1 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
hsipey 34 M
1  Article
Sexiest Color   2/7/2009

Q : What's the sexiest color ? hmmmmmmm ? A : Deep Purple B : Red Hot Chili Peppers C : Greenday D : Black Sabbath The right answer is PINK !!!


2 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
Some body help me!   11/8/2007

I just dont know what's wrong with me. I just dont know how to act when I am around women, especially pretty once. I act goofy, smile or laugh a lot, what's wrong with me?
I met this pretty girl the other day and I kept wanting to shake her hands, I must have shook her three times, and I just felt like a fool.


3 Comments, 40 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
party2203 57 M
57  Articles
it says little hears more   11/8/2007

Friendship has to see with the fact to know that I can count on the other, without reserves, without fears, with authenticity, knowing that the other will know me as I am, my virtues and my defects, my victories and my defeats. Friendship is free, friendship is untied and makes with that let us be friends ones of the others with transparency and desiring optimum for the other. Never with ...


2 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
hi   11/8/2007

hikaman143...


3 Comments, 19 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Knowing the woman   27/11/2005

-A boy asks his father: "Dad, is true that in some countries of Africa the man does not know his woman until already he is married?" And the father responds: "That passes in all the countries, son!!"


1 Comments, 165 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
novemberbabe41 73 F
6  Articles
viagra   5/12/2013

do you know why they give old men in the nursing homes viagra?



To keep them from rolling out of bed.


0 Comments, 16 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
janos45 62 M
1  Article
friends   30/6/2011

its almost funny the way my gal and i have been together for almost 15 years and after all that, i told her to "fly a kite" - so she moved out into her new swanky up-style apartment - the "catch" was that i promised to pay her rent for one full year if she'd buzz off and "git lost"

now, i live in an ole house alone - its nice and quiet, no 1 to bother me, not having to give a reason ...


6 Comments, 57 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
stiv02 43 M
13  Articles
kind words are cheap but does great things   11/8/2007

Whenever we recieved KIND words from people around us we get excited and refreshed. tat means Kind words has a healing balm within it. But as often as we get KIND words from people we sometimes forget that they are cheap and costless. and if we do know that they are cheap and costless why then is it difficult for some of us to give this cheap and costless yet power source of great happiness ...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
The Down Side For Being Considerate   11/8/2007

Somehow during the sweltering heat I managed to pick up a summer cold. The last thing I want to do is pass it along to my g/f or to her 4yr old son so I have not gone over to her place or seen her all week. While that may be the right thing to do its difficult because we miss each other a great deal. Of course had I done the exact opposite and seen her she would have gotten fed up with ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
party2203 57 M
57  Articles
it never gives up being happy   11/8/2007

Each dawn represents divine concession that I cannot, nor must disrespect. Rocks exist; It does not give up walking… To remain itself, therefore, with positive attitude in relation to the events that must be faced: Optimism ahead of the occurrences that will appear; Barriers exist; It does not give up to pass… Courage in the comfort of the natural fights; To recommence the ...


2 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
cece2008 59 F
1  Article
Who wants who?   11/3/2009

On the dating sites it is so funny...the older men want younger women, the younger men want older women, some men want any women..Guys have you ever thought about someone your own age.. you might be surprised how full of life they are, and heck you would sure have a lot more to talk about.


1 Comments, 36 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Too Controling Woman   20/3/2008

Hey men, what do you do with over controlling woman?


1 Comments, 39 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Freedom Gone   11/8/2007

Now that the relationship is off and running and I spend as much time at her place as I do my own ..is there a recycling plant or disposal area where I can drop off my freedom and turn in my "man card" ?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just kidding..life is good.


1 Comments, 50 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
have a nice day.   11/8/2007

when your go walking in a street, your will think in your home, when your are in the coast, your will think in your home, but if your have not home, you are condenated. and have a nice day.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
1Brazilianguy 55 M
4  Articles
O PADRE GAUCHO   11/8/2007

A barriga do padre crescia cada vez mais. Descartada a hipótese de cirrose, os médicos concluíram que melhor seria realizar uma cirurgia exploratória, já que não havia razão para aquilo. A cirurgia mostrou que era um mero acúmulo de líquidos e o problema foi sanado.
Alguns estudantes resolveram aprontar e, quando o padre estava acordando da recuperação ...


2 Comments, 21 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
party2203 57 M
57  Articles
feeling   11/8/2007

When somebody that you love arrives in house runs to its meeting, never loses a chance to take a walk of car. It is allowed to try the cool air of the wind in its face, shows to the others that are invading its territory. It runs, it polishes every day and it plays, It tries to give itself well with the next one and leaves the people to touch you In hot days, it stops and it drinks ...


2 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Lawyers   22/2/2006

Ever had to deal with a lawyer. Did you get skinned. They want your money, and your hide!!


3 Comments, 94 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
aw35ome1 38 M
9  Articles
Meeting girls online - real current pictures really do help   1/2/2010

I am usually the guy who would try anything at least once... I met this girl from CA online a few years back - she sounded nice, her pictures her really gorgeous, we talked about good positive things... then we decided to meet in person. I drove all the way to CA just to meet her and when I got there I nearly drove past her because I did not even recognize her as being the same girl that I seen ...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score