You do not! 11/16/2006|
Once upon a time I was married...and even happily for a while.
My husband had undergone several surgeries on his back
and was frequently to be found in bed, resting, because
his back hurt. And quite frankly, I sometimes liked to be
found in bed....not resting.
One evening, our daughter caught us...not resting...and
left in some shock and disgust, but I really don't think ...
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A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple"
comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to
enjoy their differences and stay together.
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A wife bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock
years off her age. After five hours applying the various
creams and potions, she asked her husband: "Tell
me honestly, darling, what age do you think I look?"
He said: "From your skin, 21; from your hair, 18; from
your figure, 23."
"Oh you flatterer, " she gushed.
"Wait a minute, " he said, "I haven't ...
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No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE
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first and last... 8/11/2007|
Men always want to be a woman's first love. We women
would like to be a man's last one.
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O PADRE GAUCHO 8/11/2007|
A barriga do padre crescia cada vez mais.
Descartada a hipótese de cirrose, os médicos concluíram
que melhor seria realizar uma cirurgia exploratória,
já que não havia razão para aquilo.
A cirurgia mostrou que era um mero acúmulo de líquidos e
o problema foi sanado.
Alguns estudantes resolveram aprontar e, quando o padre
estava acordando da recuperação ...
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the prize.. 8/11/2007|
There was a lovely story in the press this month. A retired
lorry driver and his wife entered a competition where the
first prize was a holiday for two in Hong Kong. They always
wanted to go there. But they got the 2nd prize of "A
year of passion." When they received the prize, it
turned out to be 365 condoms.
He told a reporter, "I couldn't believe it. I'm
64 and I have a bad ...
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tell me more about... 8/11/2007|
The young man was attempting to worm his way into the affections
of this young lady. "I don't have as much as Donald
Trump, " he said. "I don't have expensive
houses or cars like Donald Trump. I can't afford to
buy you fancy diamonds and pearls like Donald Trump. But
I love you."
The young lady said, "That's nice. Now tell me
more about that Donald Trump."
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Be always thanksful.... 8/11/2007|
"If you can't be thankful for what you receive,
be thankful for what you escape."
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the secret.... 8/11/2007|
"Gramma, " asked Susie, "some of my friends
are in unhappy marriages. You always have such good advice
for me. Please tell me the secret to marrying the right man
so my marriage lasts."
"Never, " said Gramma, "marry anyone
you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip."
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, the strings
are still attached.
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If is sounds too good to be true... 8/28/2007|
You may of heard of the expression warning, "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." I am here to say that this is true with relationships! If you think I am being paranoid, best of luck with your relationship with that astronaut. At least you were warned!
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2 ways to be rich... 8/11/2007|
There are two ways to be rich. One is to have everything you
want, and the other is to be satisfied with what you have.
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Do you remember how to use that? 4/22/2013|
One of my very dearest friends is often left at home alone
as her husband has to travel with his job. He is gone a week
or two and then back home. And Michelle is not the bravest
woman I know, but I think she may be the blondest brunette
I ever met.
Her husband was on one of his trips and she was upstairs curled
up in bed reading a book (ok, she's an unusual blonde)
4 Comments, 319 Views,
How I Entertain a New Date 12/29/2013
How I Entertain a New Date:
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone
the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her
something she's never had before" for dinner.
many minutes of scratching my head over what to make,
I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY
never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's (Meal,
Ready-to-Eat). Field rations that ...
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