||my opinion, check the profile my view
The first article was to the point and raised an issue that
most people should ask as well. There are so many liars and
con artist and cyberin freaks out there, it leaves us to
believe, what is wrong with people today. If they dont take
the time to let you know who they are first, well then they
just fall into that category of the strange and unusual.
Why do you think there are so many ...
||2/13/2013 11:43 pm
||You do not!
Once upon a time I was married...and even happily for a while.
My husband had undergone several surgeries on his back
and was frequently to be found in bed, resting, because
his back hurt. And quite frankly, I sometimes liked to be
found in bed....not resting.
One evening, our daughter caught us...not resting...and
left in some shock and disgust, but I really don't think ...
||11/16/2006 12:18 pm
A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple"
comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to
enjoy their differences and stay together.
||8/11/2007 9:43 pm
A wife bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock
years off her age. After five hours applying the various
creams and potions, she asked her husband: "Tell
me honestly, darling, what age do you think I look?"
He said: "From your skin, 21; from your hair, 18; from
your figure, 23."
"Oh you flatterer, " she gushed.
"Wait a minute, " he said, "I haven't ...
||8/11/2007 9:44 pm
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE
||8/11/2007 9:47 pm
||first and last...
Men always want to be a woman's first love. We women
would like to be a man's last one.
||8/11/2007 9:43 pm
||what makes my love..
The feeling of emptiness is no longer around,
surrounded by butterflies and beautiful sound.
Now that I met you it all seems so clear,
that you are the angel that was sent to me here.
Hearing you laugh and seeing you smile,
shows me that it’s all worth the while.
Feeling the warmth of your body on mine
Sends chills up and down my spine.
Looking into your beautiful eyes,
||1/16/2011 10:41 pm
||O PADRE GAUCHO
A barriga do padre crescia cada vez mais.
Descartada a hipótese de cirrose, os médicos concluíram
que melhor seria realizar uma cirurgia exploratória,
já que não havia razão para aquilo.
A cirurgia mostrou que era um mero acúmulo de líquidos e
o problema foi sanado.
Alguns estudantes resolveram aprontar e, quando o padre
estava acordando da recuperação ...
||8/11/2007 9:41 pm
There was a lovely story in the press this month. A retired
lorry driver and his wife entered a competition where the
first prize was a holiday for two in Hong Kong. They always
wanted to go there. But they got the 2nd prize of "A
year of passion." When they received the prize, it
turned out to be 365 condoms.
He told a reporter, "I couldn't believe it. I'm
64 and I have a bad ...
||8/11/2007 9:45 pm
||tell me more about...
The young man was attempting to worm his way into the affections
of this young lady. "I don't have as much as Donald
Trump, " he said. "I don't have expensive
houses or cars like Donald Trump. I can't afford to
buy you fancy diamonds and pearls like Donald Trump. But
I love you."
The young lady said, "That's nice. Now tell me
more about that Donald Trump."
||8/11/2007 9:52 pm
||Do you remember how to use that?
One of my very dearest friends is often left at home alone
as her husband has to travel with his job. He is gone a week
or two and then back home. And Michelle is not the bravest
woman I know, but I think she may be the blondest brunette
I ever met.
Her husband was on one of his trips and she was upstairs curled
up in bed reading a book (ok, she's an unusual blonde)
||4/22/2013 8:24 pm
||Be always thanksful....
"If you can't be thankful for what you receive,
be thankful for what you escape."
||8/11/2007 9:40 pm
"Gramma, " asked Susie, "some of my friends
are in unhappy marriages. You always have such good advice
for me. Please tell me the secret to marrying the right man
so my marriage lasts."
"Never, " said Gramma, "marry anyone
you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip."
||8/11/2007 9:48 pm
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, the strings
are still attached.
||8/11/2007 9:44 pm
||2 ways to be rich...
There are two ways to be rich. One is to have everything you
want, and the other is to be satisfied with what you have.
||8/11/2007 9:37 pm
||8 and 1/2 weeks
I hope you all get a laugh out of my life like i do. Since my
div back in 99 every relationship has not lasted more then
8 and 1/2 weeks.Shhhhh yeah i counted the days. I bet you
all thought it was a sexy seque into the 9 and 1/2 weeks movie
review ;-0. Almost like clockwork they tell me i treat them
too good and deserve better. What if i don't want better
?what if i was happy with what ...
||8/11/2007 10:01 pm
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn’t punish him? Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
||6/4/2010 12:01 pm
||How I Entertain a New Date
How I Entertain a New Date:
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone
the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her
something she's never had before" for dinner.
many minutes of scratching my head over what to make,
I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY
never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's (Meal,
Ready-to-Eat). Field rations that ...
||12/22/2011 7:18 am
||A wife suspecting her husband, what happened?
A man and his wife were living alone in the house and the husbands
does not like going out often, soon the wife employed a
cook for the house and she was a beautiful lady, the wife
suspected that husband now love going out in a particular
time soon the cook too, the wife also noticed that the husband
receives phone calls 10minutes before he leaves and the
name on the phone call in the ...
||8/11/2007 8:25 am
mita78, 30 M
1/16/2011 10:30 pm
|MEN SHOULD BE SERIOUS
I am a man but i have something to point out about us.We are
so good to get loved but aint serious to keep the love.Lady
friends are always mending broken hearts fagmented by
player men, It turns out that we end losing the right people
and fall for wrong ones though we never agree we have fallen.As
for ladies, be ware......there are heart swindlers, always
preying for quick compliants.You are are ...
||1/16/2011 10:30 pm