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A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as ... |
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Do you remember how to use that?
One of my very dearest friends is often left at home alone
as her husband has to travel with his job. He is gone a week
or two and then back home. And Michelle is not the bravest
woman I know, ... |
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my opinion, check the profile my view
The first article was to the point and raised an issue that
most people should ask as well. There are so many liars and
con artist and cyberin freaks out there, it leaves us to
believe, what is ... |
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2/13/2013 11:43 pm |
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How I Entertain a New Date
How I Entertain a New Date:
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone
the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her
something she's never had before" for dinner.
After
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12/22/2011 7:18 am |
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what makes my love..
The feeling of emptiness is no longer around,
surrounded by butterflies and beautiful sound.
Now that I met you it all seems so clear,
that you are the angel that was sent to me here.
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1/16/2011 10:41 pm |
mita78, 30 M
1/16/2011 10:30 pm
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MEN SHOULD BE SERIOUS
I am a man but i have something to point out about us.We are
so good to get loved but aint serious to keep the love.Lady
friends are always mending broken hearts fagmented by
player men, It turns out ... |
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1/16/2011 10:30 pm |
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Humorous story
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn’t punish him? Louis: Because George still ... |
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6/4/2010 12:01 pm |
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If is sounds too good to be true...
You may of heard of the expression warning, "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." I am here to say that this is true with relationships! If you think I am being paranoid, best of luck ... |
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8/28/2007 9:12 pm |
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8 and 1/2 weeks
I hope you all get a laugh out of my life like i do. Since my
div back in 99 every relationship has not lasted more then
8 and 1/2 weeks.Shhhhh yeah i counted the days. I bet you
all thought it ... |
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8/11/2007 10:01 pm |
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tell me more about...
The young man was attempting to worm his way into the affections
of this young lady. "I don't have as much as Donald
Trump, " he said. "I don't have expensive
houses or cars like Donald Trump. I ... |
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8/11/2007 9:52 pm |
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Good Bars
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They
are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice
place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but
where I ... |
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8/11/2007 9:51 pm |
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the secret....
"Gramma, " asked Susie, "some of my friends
are in unhappy marriages. You always have such good advice
for me. Please tell me the secret to marrying the right man
so my marriage lasts."
... |
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8/11/2007 9:48 pm |
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love
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by ... |
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8/11/2007 9:47 pm |
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the prize..
There was a lovely story in the press this month. A retired
lorry driver and his wife entered a competition where the
first prize was a holiday for two in Hong Kong. They always
wanted to go ... |
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8/11/2007 9:45 pm |
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Marriage...
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, the strings
are still ... |
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8/11/2007 9:44 pm |
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age...
A wife bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock
years off her age. After five hours applying the various
creams and potions, she asked her husband: "Tell
me honestly, darling, what age ... |
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8/11/2007 9:44 pm |
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marriage...
A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple"
comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to
enjoy their differences and stay ... |
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8/11/2007 9:43 pm |
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first and last...
Men always want to be a woman's first love. We women
would like to be a man's last ... |
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8/11/2007 9:43 pm |
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O PADRE GAUCHO
A barriga do padre crescia cada vez mais.
Descartada a hipótese de cirrose, os médicos concluíram
que melhor seria realizar uma cirurgia exploratória,
já que não havia razão para aquilo.
... |
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8/11/2007 9:41 pm |
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Be always thanksful....
"If you can't be thankful for what you receive,
be thankful for what you ... |
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8/11/2007 9:40 pm |
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2 ways to be rich...
There are two ways to be rich. One is to have everything you
want, and the other is to be satisfied with what you ... |
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8/11/2007 9:37 pm |
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Old guys have the hots too!
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl
in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he
exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man"
she replied. "I want to feel your ... |
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8/11/2007 9:18 pm |
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The old lady and the bank president.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning
with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because,
she said, ... |
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8/11/2007 8:24 am |
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The Diet
An extremely obese woman shows up at her doctor's office
crying and claims that she has tried every possible way
to lose weight, all to no avail. She continues to sob,
"My husband won't ... |
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8/11/2007 8:24 am |
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Abbott and Costello Discover Computers
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello,
and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate
this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our
computers, ... |
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8/11/2007 8:23 am |
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The big game hunter.
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone
about his hunting skills.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute
that.
But then he said ... |
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8/7/2007 2:53 pm |
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You do not!
Once upon a time I was married...and even happily for a while.
My husband had undergone several surgeries on his back
and was frequently to be found in bed, resting, because
his back hurt. And ... |
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