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Country fair 1/21/2005
A man took his wife to the county fair and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went
up to the first pen and noticed a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He
mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said, ...
0 Comments, 216 Views,
20 Votes
,5.68 Score
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Embarrassing moment 1/21/2005
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my decided
to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally
able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she
did not start behaving "right now" she would
be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said
in a voice just as threatening, "If you ...
1 Comments, 212 Views,
20 Votes
,5.81 Score
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Fleeing 1/21/2005
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife
suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing
diapers. "I'm busy, " he said. "I'll
do the next one." The next time came around and she
asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked
at his wife. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I
meant the next baby."
0 Comments, 184 Views,
15 Votes
,4.05 Score
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Couple 1/21/2005
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders
why.
0 Comments, 218 Views,
17 Votes
,3.27 Score
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Silent treatment 1/13/2005
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the
man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00
AM." He left it where he knew she would find ...
0 Comments, 265 Views,
31 Votes
,4.29 Score
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Just because... 1/11/2005
Just because you
THINK IT,
does not make
IT SO.
0 Comments, 194 Views,
16 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Men who enjoy lies 12/25/2004
Hi, I want to share with you an experience that I had on line,
I met a "man" about many many years ago, about
8 years ago, and we decided to meet each other, so we met inside
a store, both of us were supposed to take a rose so we can know
each other, the only stupid was me because I was the only
one who had a rose, we had necer seen before because it was
a chat without pictures, so we met, ...
2 Comments, 434 Views,
32 Votes
,2.96 Score
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wisdom and the courage 12/15/2004
At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your answer.
0 Comments, 163 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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wisdom and the courage 12/15/2004
At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your answer.
0 Comments, 183 Views,
15 Votes
,4.05 Score
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Send the Bottle Back 12/12/2004
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman
sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter
over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she
is his.
<br>
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to
the woman,
saying ...
2 Comments, 394 Views,
47 Votes
,6.54 Score
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Sad Story :~( 12/8/2004
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
<br>
He told his friends that it was cool,
<br>
And when he pulled the trigger back,
<br>
It shot with a great crack.
<br>
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
<br>
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
<br>
But Mommy, when I went school that day,
...
1 Comments, 358 Views,
24 Votes
,4.15 Score
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Very Touching :( 12/7/2004
it's touching!
<br>
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding
through the night. They loved each other a lot..
Girl:" slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please..it's so scary.."
Boy: "Then say that you lovem e.."
Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
...
0 Comments, 288 Views,
24 Votes
,1.20 Score
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love 12/7/2004
loving you is like a sun to mii , a day whitout u is like a day
whitout rain non sun i love u so mach
0 Comments, 139 Views,
8 Votes
,0.23 Score
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irony of a chat room 12/1/2004
"any ladies wanna chat"?..(no one replys)..."any
ladies wanna chat"? ...(no one replys)..."I
own a succesful company"...(all the Asian girls
say "hello" and all the American women say "yeah
right")
<br>
so I try a different approach..
<br>
I send a private messege saying "hello I'm interseted
to meet you"...the reply is:"go away you sleaze
ball I dont do private messages ...
2 Comments, 265 Views,
30 Votes
,4.61 Score
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Women are smarter than Men 11/24/2004
It's obvious that women are smarter than men, think
about it! Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend; man's
best friend is a dog!
4 Comments, 178 Views,
30 Votes
,3.53 Score
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good one 11/23/2004
HELLO MY ........ Dear Handsome, ...
Here is my chance to tell the world how lucky I am to have found
an amazing GIRL like you. All my life I felt like I was meant
to be alone, as if my someone took a wrong turn over a bridge
before I could meet them. Then came you... suddenly my eyes
went from clouded storms to small blue beacons. I was so
sad, and you took away all that pain just by ...
1 Comments, 162 Views,
15 Votes
,1.45 Score
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Apples and Wine :-)) 11/22/2004
Apples and Wine
<br>
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground
that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when
in reality, they're ...
1 Comments, 258 Views,
32 Votes
,6.15 Score
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Personality Blessings 11/18/2004
It is quite true that having a sence of humor can assist building
a lasting relationship. How to get around any stumbling
blocks getting started is not so simple... Once in the groove
greatest memories can be had during times like as an ice
cube dazzle occurs flirtatiously!
1 Comments, 166 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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All men lie...I should know, I am one! 10/27/2004
Hey I know I aint making any friends writing this lttle ditty
but lets face it....any guy will say whatever it takes to
get what he wants from a woman...maybe women made it that
way, who knows....but IMHO if a man says he is completely
honest with women then he's probably just better at
playing the game....I aint talking about flat out fabricating,
more those little situations that us guys ...
3 Comments, 158 Views,
45 Votes
,4.33 Score
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Eventful Statistics 10/23/2004
If men chose costumes for all of their close attractive
female friends... Some would be incredible lingerie dolls
as partying late! Would that cause significant related
sales whenever visiting stores?
0 Comments, 96 Views,
16 Votes
,0.48 Score
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what makes my love.. 9/25/2004
The feeling of emptiness is no longer around,
surrounded by butterflies and beautiful sound.
Now that I met you it all seems so clear,
that you are the angel that was sent to me here.
Hearing you laugh and seeing you smile,
shows me that it’s all worth the while.
Feeling the warmth of your body on mine
Sends chills up and down my spine.
Looking into your beautiful eyes,
...
3 Comments, 234 Views,
22 Votes
,3.85 Score
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short hair 9/25/2004
My husband isnt very observant and one night after my bath
I decided to see if I could still stand on my head. My husband
walked in stoped and said dam you sure cut your hair short
this time.
0 Comments, 195 Views,
23 Votes
,5.35 Score
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Love z A Hard Question Which z Hard 2 Be Answred !.. 8/10/2004
They Say Luv z a Myth Nowdays Lived and Died Long TimeAgo
..
When we Used 2 Hear About it in Romeo and Juliet Stories ...
Qais and Layla
Titanic Sank Cleopetra ... Etc, Nowdays People Become
So Blind 2 Figure out Wuts da Real Meaning of Luv or Recognize
Diffirences Between Luv and Friendship Or Admiring Etc
... Luv Has Been Tranfered 2 Shallow Meanings and Temperory
Feelings .... ...
0 Comments, 176 Views,
23 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Love, Lust and Marriage 8/6/2004
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your in crowded room.
<br>
<br>
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
<br>
<br>
LOVE - When you argue over how many ...
0 Comments, 173 Views,
75 Votes
,8.63 Score
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Things Men Need to Know 8/6/2004
1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear
is because
WE actually CHANGE our underwear.
<br>
2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women
in
combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim
at
the toilet bowl.
<br>
3. If we're watching football with you, it's
not bonding. We're
watching because of the butts.
...
0 Comments, 190 Views,
58 Votes
,7.11 Score
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Humor???? 8/5/2004
yeah it is good to have humor in a relationship, laughter
is good medicine for the soul. If anyone can make me laugh
they are ok. I can make people laugh too but mostly it is him.
To me there is nothing wrong with that, everyone should
smile at least once a day eh? Even in public.
1 Comments, 144 Views,
20 Votes
,1.59 Score
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Relationship and Humour? Howcome...? 7/17/2004
I mean..ok, I undestand that u have quite greate time with
ur love one etc but what´s the deal with relationship humour?
is it humorous when u do stupid things together or what?
i really dont get it really..i think relationship is sth
special and in that there´s surely funny things etc - well
we have to have fun, right?! But it seems like being in a relatonship
should be humorous? ...
0 Comments, 189 Views,
38 Votes
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Humour in Love and Hate 7/2/2004
You know your relationship is a joke when your loved one
says I LOVE you everytime you leave. Yeah, that's a
bummer. You know they really hate you when they say I hate
you everytime your in the same room with them. Well, if you're
having problems with a loved one and you wanna get just as
back.
You can always call up their bossy and ask;Where's
that sexy girl/man! I can't wait till ...
0 Comments, 113 Views,
41 Votes
,0.10 Score
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read and see 6/14/2004
Come and get me baby! yow! Ok...On the one hand I'm looking
to make all kinds of friends from all over the place! On the
other hand...I'm also looking for THE ONE. so please
keep that in mind everybody...you too THE ONE (if you're
out there... because if you are? All my new found friends
and I will have to part company. I don't screw around
in a relationship. I'm total loyal, faithful, ...
0 Comments, 175 Views,
18 Votes
,0.40 Score
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Young and dumb 5/11/2004
Once upon a time it seems in another life I married my teenage
sweetheart.
We didnt have much so we lived with my grandparents.We were
young , dumb,
in love and in lust. I found my self at one point rather large
and pregnant.We
were back in our room , both reading a book, One thing lead
to another and
didnt realize how loud things got.Untill that is we were
interrupted by a loud
...
0 Comments, 141 Views,
52 Votes
,1.99 Score
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