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Humour in Love and Hate 12/14/2004
You know your relationship is a joke when your loved one
says I LOVE you everytime you leave. Yeah, that's a
bummer. You know they really hate you when they say I hate
you everytime your in the same room with them. Well, if you're
having problems with a loved one and you wanna get just as
back.
You can always call up their bossy and ask;Where's
that sexy girl/man! I can't wait till ...
0 Comments, 113 Views,
41 Votes
,0.10 Score
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Love, Lust and Marriage 12/3/2004
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your in crowded room.
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LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
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LOVE - When you argue over how many ...
0 Comments, 173 Views,
75 Votes
,8.63 Score
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Things Men Need to Know 12/3/2004
1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear
is because
WE actually CHANGE our underwear.
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2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women
in
combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim
at
the toilet bowl.
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3. If we're watching football with you, it's
not bonding. We're
watching because of the butts.
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0 Comments, 190 Views,
58 Votes
,7.11 Score
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Humor???? 12/3/2004
yeah it is good to have humor in a relationship, laughter
is good medicine for the soul. If anyone can make me laugh
they are ok. I can make people laugh too but mostly it is him.
To me there is nothing wrong with that, everyone should
smile at least once a day eh? Even in public.
1 Comments, 144 Views,
20 Votes
,1.59 Score
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Personality Blessings 12/1/2004
It is quite true that having a sence of humor can assist building
a lasting relationship. How to get around any stumbling
blocks getting started is not so simple... Once in the groove
greatest memories can be had during times like as an ice
cube dazzle occurs flirtatiously!
1 Comments, 166 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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Apples and Wine :-)) 12/1/2004
Apples and Wine
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Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground
that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when
in reality, they're ...
1 Comments, 258 Views,
32 Votes
,6.15 Score
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good one 12/1/2004
HELLO MY ........ Dear Handsome, ...
Here is my chance to tell the world how lucky I am to have found
an amazing GIRL like you. All my life I felt like I was meant
to be alone, as if my someone took a wrong turn over a bridge
before I could meet them. Then came you... suddenly my eyes
went from clouded storms to small blue beacons. I was so
sad, and you took away all that pain just by ...
1 Comments, 162 Views,
15 Votes
,1.45 Score
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read and see 11/29/2004
Come and get me baby! yow! Ok...On the one hand I'm looking
to make all kinds of friends from all over the place! On the
other hand...I'm also looking for THE ONE. so please
keep that in mind everybody...you too THE ONE (if you're
out there... because if you are? All my new found friends
and I will have to part company. I don't screw around
in a relationship. I'm total loyal, faithful, ...
0 Comments, 175 Views,
18 Votes
,0.40 Score
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