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Thes Two Polls Are Actually True!!! 6/4/2006
A recent Poll showed that guys live longer if they are celibate.
Another Poll showed that guys live longer if they are married.
So one can only conclude that if you are a guy and want to live
a long life then get maried but don't have sex with your
wife!!!
1 Comments, 243 Views,
9 Votes
,0.65 Score
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Recipe for a Soul Mate! 6/4/2006
1/2 cup Sincerity
1 cup Honesty
1 cup Respectfulness
1 cup Good Hygene
1/2 cup Healthy Attitude
A sprinkle of Nice Appearance
3 tablespoons Adventurous
1/2 cup Ambition
1 pint Family Oriented
2 tablespoons Intellegence
1 quart Fun
1 quart Laughter
A pinch of goofiness
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Sift, mix, blend, stir and shake all of the ingredients
together at room temperature until ...
1 Comments, 317 Views,
12 Votes
,4.92 Score
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Loving Old Couple 6/4/2006
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold
winter's evening.
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They looked out of place amid the young families and young
couples eating there that night. Some of the customers
looked admiringly at them.
<br>
You could tell what the admirers were thinking. - "Look,
there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably
for 60 years or ...
2 Comments, 916 Views,
92 Votes
,5.43 Score
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DATE GONE WRONG! 6/4/2006
I met a guy on this site after I'd chatted to him online
for a few weeeks. He looked pretty fit from his profile photo,
and from his chats I liked his personality.
But when we agreed to go on a date, I couldn't see him,
thinking he hadn't turned up for the date I was about
to leave the bar. Then some guy grabs me by the arm, and starts
chatting to me like he knows stuff about ...
9 Comments, 725 Views,
30 Votes
,3.53 Score
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meeting the parents 6/4/2006
the first real time i went to meet my bf's parents, i
felt i had to really impress them. they were having his
a birthday party and i thought, "hey perfect time
to show them the real me"
i had been taking medications for some stomach problems
i had been having but didnt expect anything to go wrong with
the meds.
we sat down at the table and were ready to eat some cake and
ice cream. ...
4 Comments, 558 Views,
54 Votes
,4.04 Score
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triple dates 4/29/2006
a man was triple dating but unfortunately
for him one day he finished having sex with one of his girlfriens
and as usual was exhausted he got home to find another waiting
for him he had no choice than to go in for her in during the
process another called him that she was waiting for him
in trhe air port and she was giving him a special bed treat
on hearing that he slumped
1 Comments, 377 Views,
20 Votes
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Funny things 3/3/2006
Dating can have serious aspects or sometimes even bad dates
can be quite funny.
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I once dated someone who decided to bring me flowers. What
a nice gesture, however he left the price tag on the bouquet.
<br>
Everyone has a funny story to tell and sometimes the funniest
are the weird pick up lines people use. I really couldn't
say what the silliest line I've ever heard, ...
0 Comments, 230 Views,
15 Votes
,3.59 Score
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Lawyers 2/22/2006
Ever had to deal with a lawyer.
Did you get skinned. They want your money, and your hide!!
1 Comments, 94 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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1st experience with my inexperienced lover!!! 1/5/2006
I met my current partner about six years ago now. The first
time we got it together intimately was one of the most memorable
times of our relationship for me (although not for any romantic
reasons). Looking back on it now it seems quite funny, although
at the time I thought it a little odd.............Let me
explain!
I am the only lady that my partner has ever spent the entire ...
0 Comments, 883 Views,
50 Votes
,3.16 Score
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On The Hunt For A Good Man!!! 12/29/2005
Viginia was talking to her brother about the kind of guy
whe would like for a boyfriend. She said "I'd
like man who is assertive but not aggressive, confident
but not an egomaniac, sensitive but not a wimp and good looking
but not conceited'
So her brothger said to her "Virginia if you can find
a guy like that I"LL have sex with him!!!"
0 Comments, 452 Views,
25 Votes
,0.37 Score
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Go figure... 12/8/2005
I come fome from work one day in the late summer, and my ex
is on the couch watching TV with the fireplace going. I asked
her why...she said the airconditioning was making her
cold! (she didn't turn the airconditioning off -just
tured the fireplace on)
1 Comments, 225 Views,
15 Votes
,4.05 Score
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A Wedding to Make You Chinge! (True Story!) :( 11/16/2005
You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about
a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding
at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone
to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, ...
2 Comments, 1207 Views,
121 Votes
,8.58 Score
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Beautiful Women!!! 11/15/2005
I have a friend who told me "I have never gone to bed
with an ugly woman but I have often woken up next to one!!!"
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Thank God for alcohol or ugly people would never get laid!!!
1 Comments, 270 Views,
12 Votes
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Insecurity vs. Trust In A Relationship 10/19/2005
Something funny I've noticed about some couples,
and is probably evident to some extent in many others is
their insecurities of their partner. I had been observing
during one of my trainrides back home, a Chinese guy - Aussie
lady couple whom i've encountered many times before,
and they were sitting adjacent to me this time. From what
I had gathered so far, I could tell that the Chinese ...
1 Comments, 264 Views,
18 Votes
,4.63 Score
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arthur 10/7/2005
as she looked into his eyes she said, a good women could
make you stop drinking, arthur takes a drink of scotch and
replies, she have to be an awful big women!
1 Comments, 242 Views,
10 Votes
,1.39 Score
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irony of a chat room 9/18/2005
"any ladies wanna chat"?..(no one replys)..."any
ladies wanna chat"? ...(no one replys)..."I
own a succesful company"...(all the Asian girls
say "hello" and all the American women say "yeah
right")
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so I try a different approach..
<br>
I send a private messege saying "hello I'm interseted
to meet you"...the reply is:"go away you sleaze
ball I dont do private messages ...
2 Comments, 265 Views,
30 Votes
,4.61 Score
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Me and my sister 8/1/2005
Once I met this guy named Jimmy, in a little bar in my hometown.
He wanted to get together and I wasn't really interested.
He was very nice and everything though. Anyway, a few days
later my sister was telling me that she had a date that night
with this guy she met. It turned out to be this guy Jimmy.
We laughed about it and I begged her to let me get the door
when he arrived. So, ...
0 Comments, 235 Views,
17 Votes
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The Prince Turns Into a Clown 7/24/2005
After searching on line for a man whom I felt was the apple
of my eye, I finally found him and his picture made me tingle
in places that I hadn't had any feeling for a very long
time. Or it seemed that way.
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His wonderful words of prose matched my ideal. He understood
the feelings of women, the loving care he wanted to share
with that special one. He wrote about working with ...
1 Comments, 204 Views,
15 Votes
,2.52 Score
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I Want to Buy That 7/23/2005
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can
buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve
blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The
next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing,
and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again,
to a shade of ...
1 Comments, 1034 Views,
115 Votes
,4.49 Score
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HOW 7/18/2005
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without
a trace , cos I stand here taking every breath with you , you're
the only one who really knew me at all, take a look at me now.
0 Comments, 70 Views,
5 Votes
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All men lie...I should know, I am one! 5/30/2005
Hey I know I aint making any friends writing this lttle ditty
but lets face it....any guy will say whatever it takes to
get what he wants from a woman...maybe women made it that
way, who knows....but IMHO if a man says he is completely
honest with women then he's probably just better at
playing the game....I aint talking about flat out fabricating,
more those little situations that us guys ...
3 Comments, 158 Views,
45 Votes
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Way to a Man's Heart 3/19/2005
Why do they say that the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, when clearly there is a better way?
3 Comments, 254 Views,
14 Votes
,3.46 Score
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Inside The Movie House 3/15/2005
My date and I went to the movie house to watch "Harry
Potter 2." The seats were permanently arranged in
an arc. We were seated at the back seat near the aisle. We
were just waiting for the start of the movie but we were distracted
by moviegoers who unintentionally blocked the screen.
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My date was getting impatient and he said, "If someone
blocks the screen again, I will ...
1 Comments, 182 Views,
15 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Men who enjoy lies 3/7/2005
Hi, I want to share with you an experience that I had on line,
I met a "man" about many many years ago, about
8 years ago, and we decided to meet each other, so we met inside
a store, both of us were supposed to take a rose so we can know
each other, the only stupid was me because I was the only
one who had a rose, we had necer seen before because it was
a chat without pictures, so we met, ...
2 Comments, 434 Views,
32 Votes
,2.96 Score
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Embarrassing moment 1/27/2005
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my decided
to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally
able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she
did not start behaving "right now" she would
be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said
in a voice just as threatening, "If you ...
1 Comments, 212 Views,
20 Votes
,5.81 Score
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Couple 1/23/2005
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders
why.
0 Comments, 218 Views,
17 Votes
,3.27 Score
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Women are smarter than Men 1/23/2005
It's obvious that women are smarter than men, think
about it! Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend; man's
best friend is a dog!
4 Comments, 178 Views,
30 Votes
,3.53 Score
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wisdom and the courage 1/17/2005
At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your answer.
0 Comments, 183 Views,
15 Votes
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Send the Bottle Back 12/27/2004
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman
sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter
over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she
is his.
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The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to
the woman,
saying ...
2 Comments, 394 Views,
47 Votes
,6.54 Score
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Very Touching :( 12/18/2004
it's touching!
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A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding
through the night. They loved each other a lot..
Girl:" slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please..it's so scary.."
Boy: "Then say that you lovem e.."
Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
...
0 Comments, 288 Views,
24 Votes
,1.20 Score
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