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Whine 8/12/2007
Why do little girls whine?
<br>
Because they're practicing to be women.
1 Comments, 108 Views,
34 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Revenge 8/12/2007
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around
in pain on the ground?
<br>
- Shoot him again.
1 Comments, 154 Views,
79 Votes
,7.33 Score
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Blonde 8/12/2007
Why are most Blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
1 Comments, 254 Views,
66 Votes
,7.19 Score
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Men are right! 8/12/2007
If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around
to hear him, is he still wrong?
2 Comments, 136 Views,
86 Votes
,7.92 Score
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Money Problems Solved! 8/12/2007
Work hard, save money, and your wife will spend it.
1 Comments, 218 Views,
54 Votes
,5.61 Score
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Batteries 8/12/2007
Why is a man better than a vibrator?
<br>
Because the man is cheaper than batteries!
1 Comments, 442 Views,
56 Votes
,4.80 Score
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Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part II 8/12/2007
Anyways I got all cleaned up to go to this card game and
Julie is raising hell about me going out that early in the
day because she has a beauty appointment at 2:00 pm that
afternoon at a beauty shop that was 600 ft. away from my trailer
on the same side of the highway as the trailer park we lived
in was but this started an argument because of us only having
one car that day. My 76 Cougar was ...
1 Comments, 59 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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You know you still love her when..... 8/11/2007
You used to be a breast man and now look at asses..cause she
had one
You like to insert her name into conversations just so you
can say her name
You get a woodie when you think about kissing
her
You would like to take her back even though
she is pregnant with another man's
3 Comments, 121 Views,
13 Votes
,0.96 Score
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The Cyborg Woman 8/11/2007
Hey Guys looking for
the perfect woman? A woman without faults or flaws. A woman
of perfect proportions, like she was made from a mold with
only the best programs installed into her memory banks.
I recall in the Movie the Step-ford Wives, that housewife's
were brainwashed or something! Then they became sexy animals
that curbed their husbands ...
1 Comments, 58 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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A Kind Man 8/11/2007
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local
golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green
when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to
the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap,
closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful
and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind ...
1 Comments, 84 Views,
18 Votes
,3.53 Score
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don't interrupt 8/11/2007
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the
school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and
saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this
so exciting that
he could not contain himself as he ran home and
started to tell his Mother .
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car
go into the woods
with ...
1 Comments, 184 Views,
27 Votes
,7.24 Score
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diff between married and bachelor 8/11/2007
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married
man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator,
goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in
the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
2 Comments, 112 Views,
16 Votes
,2.39 Score
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Reading the relaionship humor articles 8/11/2007
I find them to have a great sense of humor and
that is what life is all about. Finding humor in things can
be a way to cope with stress or just to have a good time. I am
not talking about laughting at people but finding humor
in things, situtations, jokes etc.
 hugssssssssssss Julliette...
3 Comments, 61 Views,
9 Votes
,3.85 Score
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Freedom Gone 8/11/2007
Now that the relationship is off and running
and I spend as much time at her place as I do my own ..is there
a recycling plant or disposal area where I can drop off my
freedom and turn in my "man card" ? 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just kidding..life is good.
1 Comments, 50 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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The Down Side For Being Considerate 8/11/2007
Somehow during the sweltering heat I managed to pick up
a summer cold. The last thing I want to do is pass it along
to my g/f or to her 4yr old so I have not gone over to her
place or seen her all week.
While that may be the right thing to do its difficult because
we miss each other a great deal.
Of course had I done the exact opposite and seen her she would
have gotten fed up with my ...
1 Comments, 37 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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have a nice day. 8/11/2007
when your go walking in a street,
your will think in your home,
when your are in the coast, your
will think in your home, but if your
have not home, you are condenated.
and have a nice day.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
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...... funny poems.... 8/11/2007
Roses are Red....
Violets are Blue...
You're soooo cute...
How can I get to know You ?!?
3 Comments, 82 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part III 8/11/2007
There was were two fights over the pool tournament and
another fight I suppose just for the damn hell of it that
afternoon and we nearly had a fight over the poker game at
one point with different people getting in and out of the
game arguing as the juke box kept playing that crazy song
among some other crazy as hell ones to boot by what looked
like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre crew.
...
1 Comments, 49 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? 8/11/2007
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,
if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- ...
2 Comments, 59 Views,
9 Votes
,5.56 Score
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different strokes , for different folks! 8/11/2007
Yes, i know its corny!
But that's something i heard from one of my best friends,
its simple but truthful. Some people just turned on to certain
types of people than to others. There's a saying that
goes: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
meaning good looks or \bsexo?\b appeal is different to
every person, we're all wired differently and i think
makes it more interesting ...
2 Comments, 34 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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you are not going to believe this!! 8/10/2007
I was seeing someone that was soooooo addicted to his mum.
Now i am not making this up at all i swear;
whenever he brought me flowers he bought his mum flowers!
whenever he wrote me a poem he did the same for his mum! it
got me thinking what else he does for his mum....hhmmmmm
has anyone met anyone crazier???
1 Comments, 69 Views,
6 Votes
,4.79 Score
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Mother 8/7/2007
Mothers are most Instinctive
Philosopher...
2 Comments, 45 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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I'm in love but you don't care. 8/7/2007
I was quite hesitant to write about this because I feel quite
strongly about the said lines. I didn't want to trash
it or do it such vile injustice. But I also thought a lot of
people would more or less relate to this topic because I
guess at some point they had once "loved" a person
who seemed to be utterly clueless and oblivious to the his
or her affection. The one-sided phenomenon.
...
1 Comments, 37 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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Do this first 8/7/2007
At one time or another, we've all experienced a moment
so passionate that wasting time on foreplay was un-thinkable
-- and if you haven't yet, you should. However, getting
caught up in the heat of the moment is quite different from
pouncing on her out of nowhere, and cutting straight to
the chase on a regular basis.Many a times she needs a little
appetizer before the main course. Something as ...
1 Comments, 48 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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What my niece found in her moms bedside drawer! 11/27/2006
I was baby sitting my siter-in-laws one night
when my 6 year old little niece gave me reason to laugh after
I left!
<br>
She whispered in my ear, "Auntie Louise, do you wanna
see something really gross?"
<br>
Before I had a chance to answer she produced this "electric
ear cleaner".
<br>
"It's Moms", she said cheekily, "It's
a secret in her drawer!"
<br> ...
1 Comments, 608 Views,
34 Votes
,5.13 Score
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Sad Story :~( 11/27/2006
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
<br>
He told his friends that it was cool,
<br>
And when he pulled the trigger back,
<br>
It shot with a great crack.
<br>
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
<br>
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
<br>
But Mommy, when I went school that day,
...
1 Comments, 358 Views,
24 Votes
,4.15 Score
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To be serious on here you need a sense of humour! 11/4/2006
During the past three years I have met several men on this
site. (All American) I met the first a few weeks before he
was due to travel. Seemed like a nice guy. Once he left, he
sent me a romantic e mail and I responded - only to receive
a reply .....from his wife! (It was a joint e mail account!)He
recently sent me an e mail saying he returned to a nearby
country and would I join him ...
3 Comments, 977 Views,
68 Votes
,6.62 Score
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What are you going to do with that..... 9/3/2006
I was dating a lady years ago and one night I forgot to lock
the door. She decided to come over after partying late unannounced
and she came in, walked up the stairs and was standing over
me in bed when I woke up startled. I jumped up ran down the
stairs naked with my pillow. She died laughing and asked
"what I was going to do with the pillow?"
5 Comments, 420 Views,
25 Votes
,3.02 Score
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Why Is It . . ? 6/17/2006
Why is it, that when a girl dresses up, does her hair, nails,
make up, and puts an all out effort into her appearance.
But, when she does nothing, is feeling horrible, she gets
picked up on? I've found this to be a common complaint or
observation between all my friends and I. We'll have just
gone to the gym, are feeling ill or what not, and are flirted
with. But the minute we try our ...
2 Comments, 275 Views,
20 Votes
,1.59 Score
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Great Jokes 6/5/2006
A woman was taking her husband to a retirement home. As she
was driving in the gate she saw three naked old ladies lying
on the lawn. She went to the clerk and said
“Now see here, I want to leave my husband here but when I drove
in I saw three naked old ladies lying on the lawn.”
The clerk said “Oh don’t pay any attention to them, there
just three retired ...
1 Comments, 153 Views,
65 Votes
,7.04 Score
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