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JKH_54 62 M
13  Articles‚ Score 1.0
It's them Blondes !   4/22/2009

A man approached a beautiful blonde at a bar and says, "I'd like to call you. What is your phone number?"

"It's in the phone book, " she replied.

"But I don't know your name, " he said.

She replied, "That's in the phone book too."

0 Comments, 42 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
terryaki 61 M
10  Articles
If is sounds too good to be true...   2/14/2007

You may of heard of the expression warning, "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." I am here to say that this is true with relationships! If you think I am being paranoid, best of luck with your relationship with that astronaut. At least you were warned!

4 Comments, 52 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
2 ways to be rich...   9/17/2006

There are two ways to be rich. One is to have everything you want, and the other is to be satisfied with what you have.

7 Comments, 86 Views, 31 Votes ,2.76 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
Be always thanksful....   9/3/2006

"If you can't be thankful for what you receive, be thankful for what you escape."

2 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
1Brazilianguy 56 M
5  Articles
O PADRE GAUCHO   8/28/2006

A barriga do padre crescia cada vez mais. Descartada a hipótese de cirrose, os médicos concluíram que melhor seria realizar uma cirurgia exploratória, já que não havia razão para aquilo. A cirurgia mostrou que era um mero acúmulo de líquidos e o problema foi sanado.
Alguns estudantes resolveram aprontar e, quando o padre estava acordando da recuperação ...

2 Comments, 21 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
quietman6706 48 M
16  Articles
How I Entertain a New Date   8/25/2006

How I Entertain a New Date:
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's (Meal, Ready-to-Eat). Field rations that ...

6 Comments, 244 Views, 47 Votes ,1.54 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
first and last...   8/14/2006

Men always want to be a woman's first love. We women would like to be a man's last one.

4 Comments, 79 Views, 15 Votes ,4.20 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
marriage...   8/13/2006

A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple" comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences and stay together.

4 Comments, 57 Views, 19 Votes ,5.50 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
age...   8/13/2006

A wife bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions, she asked her husband: "Tell me honestly, darling, what age do you think I look?"
He said: "From your skin, 21; from your hair, 18; from your figure, 23."
"Oh you flatterer, " she gushed.
"Wait a minute, " he said, "I haven't ...

1 Comments, 208 Views, 22 Votes ,5.05 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
Marriage...   8/8/2006

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, the strings are still attached.

4 Comments, 62 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
the prize..   8/8/2006

There was a lovely story in the press this month. A retired lorry driver and his wife entered a competition where the first prize was a holiday for two in Hong Kong. They always wanted to go there. But they got the 2nd prize of "A year of passion." When they received the prize, it turned out to be 365 condoms.
He told a reporter, "I couldn't believe it. I'm 64 and I have a bad ...

1 Comments, 38 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
love   8/7/2006

No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE

3 Comments, 78 Views, 16 Votes ,4.74 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
the secret....   8/6/2006

"Gramma, " asked Susie, "some of my friends are in unhappy marriages. You always have such good advice for me. Please tell me the secret to marrying the right man so my marriage lasts."
"Never, " said Gramma, "marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip."

3 Comments, 152 Views, 29 Votes ,3.14 Score
babypower7dk 47 F
76  Articles
tell me more about...   7/10/2006

The young man was attempting to worm his way into the affections of this young lady. "I don't have as much as Donald Trump, " he said. "I don't have expensive houses or cars like Donald Trump. I can't afford to buy you fancy diamonds and pearls like Donald Trump. But I love you."
The young lady said, "That's nice. Now tell me more about that Donald Trump."

1 Comments, 91 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
Ari_fairy 52 F
5  Articles
Do you remember how to use that?   12/30/2005

One of my very dearest friends is often left at home alone as her husband has to travel with his job. He is gone a week or two and then back home. And Michelle is not the bravest woman I know, but I think she may be the blondest brunette I ever met. <br> Her husband was on one of his trips and she was upstairs curled up in bed reading a book (ok, she's an unusual blonde) when ...

4 Comments, 319 Views, 68 Votes ,2.74 Score
Ari_fairy 52 F
5  Articles
You do not!   12/30/2005

Once upon a time I was married...and even happily for a while. My husband had undergone several surgeries on his back and was frequently to be found in bed, resting, because his back hurt. And quite frankly, I sometimes liked to be found in bed....not resting. <br> One evening, our daughter caught us...not resting...and left in some shock and disgust, but I really don't think ...

5 Comments, 444 Views, 44 Votes ,5.68 Score
Duranie18 28 F
3  Articles
the 'men ' commandments   3/1/2004

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. After wrecking your boss' car. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". When she is using her teeth. <br> Any Man who brings a camera to ...

0 Comments, 240 Views, 284 Votes ,8.10 Score
Duranie18 28 F
3  Articles
reasons to go out with me   1/29/2004

1-you might actually enjoy it 2-i can usually eat spag boll without getting it all over me 3-cats like me (and dogs) 4-i have never locked myself in a car or any other vehicle 5-i change my toothbrush every 3 months 6-i am not *that* much of an eyesore 7-i am usually able to find wally (for UK) or waldo (for USA) 8-i don't use 'pet names' for body parts 9-I don't drink and drive ...

0 Comments, 178 Views, 63 Votes ,1.78 Score