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Averageman46S_ 53 M
4  Articles
joke   11/16/2016

ha haha


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes
Amanferoz 34 M
1  Article
Marriage   12/30/2015

I Looking a Woman For Marriage, (Caring, Loving, Open-minded)


0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes
mygspot69 52 F
1  Article
cherub with a bough   1/18/2011

Heres to cupid, the little squirt, hes lost his pants, he lost his shirt, he lost most everything but his aim..which shows us that LOVE is a losing game..


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
THEVAZZ 41 M
6  Articles
UMMMMM 2   1/7/2011

Oh, we're actually very different, ergo one of a kind. But together we form some kind of strange mass of "wtf" which IS one of a kind. HE HE HEEE


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
THEVAZZ 41 M
6  Articles
UMMMM LOVE OR STUPIDITY   1/2/2011

Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single!!!!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
m4susso 40 M
1  Article
hi   12/8/2010

hello i want to b friend of u


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
leannad1975 42 F
1  Article
is it ok for one but not the other   10/16/2010

i just want to know why men think its funny to leave the toilet seat up so women fall in but, when we close the lid and they make a mess all games are out the door...... why is that


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
foufou08822 42 M
1  Article
be funny   7/28/2010

for taking easy make you happy in every time and dont worry of thing


1 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
saak2056 29 M
10  Articles
Do I Keep My Boyfriend or the Guy I Met Online?   4/9/2010

I’m in a state of confusion whether to ‘breakup’ or end communicating with this guy. I’m 27 and he’s 26.

I met him online and we’ve been chatting for almost 6 months now.

He’s halfway round the world, obviously. We just talk things out if we’re not busy. We like each other but I guess he likes me more because he ...


2 Comments, 44 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
andhybro 43 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   2/6/2010

Once ..

There was a sperm named Joni ...

Joni is known as a sperm fat and lazy. So if racing fight ova, Joni always lose quickly with his friends the other.

Finally King sperm called Joni.

"Joni, You see I was always lazy. Job Hardolin = dahar, modol, ulin (eating, boker, maen). Now you must take the training to defend the country ".

With a very heavy ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
andhybro 43 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   2/6/2010

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
andhybro 43 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   2/6/2010

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
andhybro 43 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   2/6/2010

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L Teacher: No, that’s wrong… Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
andhybro 43 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   2/6/2010

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’ Millie: I is.. Teacher: No, Millie…… Always say, ‘I am.’ Millie: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
andhybro 43 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   2/6/2010

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
andhybro 43 M
18  Articles
Humorous story   2/6/2010

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
zhanphao1204 39 M
1  Article
Someone, somewhere, anyone,anywhere   6/4/2009

I came here to fix something and I can tell you about it later, if you will like to meet I am looking towards meeting someone who is nice, loving, honest caring and kind. I want a life partner for who is going to love me! Someone that is going to be my best of friend, and also ready to turn to your lover, companion.. I am Someone that will takes your breath away when we walk in a room. And am ...


1 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
somioh 45 F
1  Article
tradition or not   4/11/2009

If it is traditional for men to give women roses on valentines day, then what kind should women give to their man ? Tulips of course !


2 Comments, 13 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
diamond_72 50 F
8  Articles
simple joke   11/24/2008

Q: Why do couples hold hands during wedding?..

hhhhhmmm???

A: It is just a formality. like two boxers, the shake hands before the fight begins...


4 Comments, 83 Views, 14 Votes ,3.78 Score
MrLotus 44 M
4  Articles
Heh! Jerry apply vaseline.   10/27/2008

Jane and Jerry got married, the mother Jane has already told the couple to spend their first night in her house, Jane mother was in her late 60s, very rich curious in her nature but she was also very good at suggesting solution to any kind of problem.

Jane and Jerry moved straight from the wedding reception into her mother's house with her husband, they finished their dinner with the ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
MrLotus 44 M
4  Articles
Heh! Jerry apply vaseline.   10/27/2008

Jane and Jerry got married, the mother Jane has already told the couple to spend their first night in her house, Jane mother was in her late 60s, very rich curious in her nature but she was also very good at suggesting solution to any kind of problem.

Jane and Jerry moved straight from the wedding reception into her mother's house with her husband, they finished their dinner with the ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
delricardo 53 M
1  Article
40th birthdays   5/6/2008

So happy birthday Anna 40 hey!!!!!

Well so I thought id tell you about my 40th birthday, all them years ago, now normally I spend my birthday with big , in fact this year is the only one I haven’t, apart from my 40th he was on some cub scout thingy, and the scouting association had banned me from going, cos I got caught shagging barloo, the blond bomb, scout helper. But ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 1 Votes
holly08 68 F
12  Articles
The Married Couple   4/8/2008

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
holly08 68 F
12  Articles
A Good ol' Southern Boy   4/7/2008

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
holly08 68 F
12  Articles
Sven and OLE   4/4/2008

Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter, " he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"

...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
holly08 68 F
12  Articles
Gynecologist's Assistant   3/30/2008

A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City , KS and sees a job posting for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some details about this?", he asks the man behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies, "Oh yes here it is. The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help ...


1 Comments, 55 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
holly08 68 F
12  Articles
EarthWorm   3/29/2008

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 8 Votes ,5.33 Score
cece2008 61 F
1  Article
Who wants who?   3/1/2008

On the dating sites it is so funny...the older men want younger women, the younger men want older women, some men want any women..Guys have you ever thought about someone your own age.. you might be surprised how full of life they are, and heck you would sure have a lot more to talk about.


1 Comments, 36 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
armyflygirl99 56 F
3  Articles
Satan   11/14/2007

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly ...


0 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
twotablesnotime 50 F
5  Articles
The Goofball   10/21/2007

I married the biggest goofball there ever was. About a couple of months ago a case of hemrrhoids struck our household. One morning my husband got up and brushed his teeth with hemrrhoid cream. I died because he actually told me he did it. But I am also talking about the man who thinks an impersonation of squidward means standing on his head naked and swinging body parts around saying 'hi, I'm ...


0 Comments, 92 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Heaven's Shining Waters   9/9/2007

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink." Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"

The angel says, "He's ...


0 Comments, 53 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Last Request   9/9/2007

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn''''t want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.

...


0 Comments, 46 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Gross, Grosser, Grossest   9/9/2007

What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.

What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face.


0 Comments, 27 Views, 1 Votes
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs   9/9/2007

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.

Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.

Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"

To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that, " and then sends him to his room. ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...   9/9/2007

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.

The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!


0 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Sensitive Men   9/9/2007

Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Porsche and Hedgehog   9/9/2007

What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Grandma   9/9/2007

What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

Grandpa.


0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M
10  Articles
Applying for a Job at the CIA   9/9/2007

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
57_Chevy 62 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty dog !   8/7/2007

This is a true story!

In July of 1984 and I was shacked up with a beautiful redheaded ex-stripper and ex-car thief from Culpepper, Virginia by the name of Julie in the small town of West, Tennessee which was my hometown. Julie was 5ft. 2 inches tall with medium length wavy dark red hair and a natural bust size of 36 D that was way to big for her frame and she no doubt turned heads ...


1 Comments, 88 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
57_Chevy 62 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part II   8/7/2007

Anyways I got all cleaned up to go to this card game and Julie is raising hell about me going out that early in the day because she has a beauty appointment at 2:00 pm that afternoon at a beauty shop that was 600 ft. away from my trailer on the same side of the highway as the trailer park we lived in was but this started an argument because of us only having one car that day. My 76 Cougar was ...


1 Comments, 59 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
57_Chevy 62 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part III   8/7/2007

There was were two fights over the pool tournament and another fight I suppose just for the damn hell of it that afternoon and we nearly had a fight over the poker game at one point with different people getting in and out of the game arguing as the juke box kept playing that crazy song among some other crazy as hell ones to boot by what looked like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre crew.

...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
57_Chevy 62 M
18  Articles
Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part IV   8/7/2007

The poker game was still going on but it was pitiful because they were all so messed up or I was and it was hard to understand what anyone was saying. The owner of the beer joint was gonna let them continue to play as soon as he got all of the other customers out of the place because he was gonna play too. I stood around and talked to a couple of different people a few minutes and about ...


9 Comments, 102 Views, 13 Votes ,3.98 Score
4Fun9941277069 43 M
4  Articles
Do this first   5/23/2007

At one time or another, we've all experienced a moment so passionate that wasting time on foreplay was un-thinkable -- and if you haven't yet, you should. However, getting caught up in the heat of the moment is quite different from pouncing on her out of nowhere, and cutting straight to the chase on a regular basis.Many a times she needs a little appetizer before the main course. Something as ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
evacalm 43 F
413  Articles
UNIVERSAL...   2/22/2007

its language is the language of anarchy. its cry is cry of blackened eye wolf. dictators were born and born again. ignorant of the word death, the mountains turn crazy vomiting of lava, it frozen like dumb nights!


4 Comments, 68 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
hrser2002 51 F
1  Article
love and \bsexo?\b, which you choice   2/21/2007

my freind told me western world, people more care \bsexo?\b in family, and i talked many men here, most men divorced , they always told me , their wives went to other man.....


4 Comments, 146 Views, 19 Votes ,3.39 Score
chubbychinita28 40 F
11  Articles
I'm in love but you don't care.   1/29/2007

I was quite hesitant to write about this because I feel quite strongly about the said lines. I didn't want to trash it or do it such vile injustice. But I also thought a lot of people would more or less relate to this topic because I guess at some point they had once "loved" a person who seemed to be utterly clueless and oblivious to the his or her affection. The one-sided phenomenon. ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
BLIND2K3 36 M
8  Articles
first love   1/16/2007

why we can not forget our first love?...


4 Comments, 79 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
spicy2506 35 F
2  Articles
you are not going to believe this!!   1/16/2007

I was seeing someone that was soooooo addicted to his mum. Now i am not making this up at all i swear;
whenever he brought me flowers he bought his mum flowers! whenever he wrote me a poem he did the same for his mum! it got me thinking what else he does for his mum....hhmmmmm
has anyone met anyone crazier???


1 Comments, 69 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
BLIND2K3 36 M
8  Articles
Mother   12/18/2006

Mothers are most Instinctive Philosopher...


2 Comments, 45 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
jiffybob2 69 M
4  Articles
Did you know guys?   11/21/2006

Did you know that there is a part of a woman that a guy can touch that will turn her on and make her go crazy? That when you touch this spot she will be yours?



Answer: Her heart.
...


3 Comments, 243 Views, 18 Votes ,4.08 Score
MrLotus 44 M
4  Articles
A wife suspecting her husband, what happened?   11/7/2006

A man and his wife were living alone in the house and the husbands does not like going out often, soon the wife employed a cook for the house and she was a beautiful lady, the wife suspected that husband now love going out in a particular time soon the cook too, the wife also noticed that the husband receives phone calls 10minutes before he leaves and the name on the phone call in the ...


4 Comments, 102 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
BLIND2K3 36 M
8  Articles
why   11/4/2006

when u love some one truly why she brake ur heart so easily n badly.why n how she can brake eart so badly n dont say anything.


3 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
BarefootButrfly 53 F
37  Articles
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?   10/31/2006

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- ...


2 Comments, 59 Views, 9 Votes ,5.56 Score
2muchfun2006 36 M
7  Articles
different strokes , for different folks!   10/27/2006

Yes, i know its corny!
But that's something i heard from one of my best friends, its simple but truthful. Some people just turned on to certain types of people than to others. There's a saying that goes: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" meaning good looks or \bsexo?\b appeal is different to every person, we're all wired differently and i think makes it more interesting ...


2 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
ben4u4evr 44 M
3  Articles
...... funny poems....   9/29/2006

Roses are Red.... Violets are Blue... You're soooo cute... How can I get to know You ?!?


3 Comments, 82 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
francis198626 45 M
2  Articles
have a nice day.   8/21/2006

when your go walking in a street, your will think in your home, when your are in the coast, your will think in your home, but if your have not home, you are condenated. and have a nice day.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes
67evil32 68 M
3  Articles
The Down Side For Being Considerate   8/5/2006

Somehow during the sweltering heat I managed to pick up a summer cold. The last thing I want to do is pass it along to my g/f or to her 4yr old so I have not gone over to her place or seen her all week. While that may be the right thing to do its difficult because we miss each other a great deal. Of course had I done the exact opposite and seen her she would have gotten fed up with my ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
67evil32 68 M
3  Articles
Freedom Gone   7/13/2006

Now that the relationship is off and running and I spend as much time at her place as I do my own ..is there a recycling plant or disposal area where I can drop off my freedom and turn in my "man card" ?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just kidding..life is good.


1 Comments, 50 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
jullietteishere 64 F
85  Articles
Reading the relaionship humor articles   6/5/2006

I find them to have a great sense of humor and that is what life is all about. Finding humor in things can be a way to cope with stress or just to have a good time. I am not talking about laughting at people but finding humor in things, situtations, jokes etc.
hugssssssssssss Julliette
...


3 Comments, 61 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
blueeyed525 58 M
6  Articles
This is for the women who get hit on at least 5 times a day.   5/3/2006

Ladies, I've spent the past six months or so trying to polish my singles skills again after a long bout of being 'committed'. Spent much time thinking about the best way to approach a woman differently than the typical stuff. Here are a few I've heard that don't really sit well with me:
"Hey baby, you look great today" "What's that perfume your wearing?" "Baby, you're so sweet, ...


5 Comments, 189 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
WannaText 32 F
12  Articles
New Maid   4/25/2006

A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid, " answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her ...


5 Comments, 501 Views, 46 Votes ,4.88 Score
WannaText 32 F
12  Articles
diff between married and bachelor   4/25/2006

Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.


2 Comments, 112 Views, 16 Votes ,2.39 Score
WannaText 32 F
12  Articles
don't interrupt   4/25/2006

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his Mother .
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with ...


1 Comments, 184 Views, 27 Votes ,7.24 Score
WannaText 32 F
12  Articles
A Kind Man   4/25/2006

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind ...


1 Comments, 84 Views, 18 Votes ,3.53 Score
2BlueMarbles 57 M
4  Articles
The Cyborg Woman   3/27/2006

Hey Guys looking for the perfect woman? A woman without faults or flaws. A woman of perfect proportions, like she was made from a mold with only the best programs installed into her memory banks.
I recall in the Movie the Step-ford Wives, that housewife's were brainwashed or something! Then they became sexy animals that curbed their husbands ...



1 Comments, 58 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
loutopia4002 59 M
1  Article
You know you still love her when.....   3/19/2006

You used to be a breast man and now look at asses..cause she had one
You like to insert her name into conversations just so you can say her name
You get a woodie when you think about kissing her
You would like to take her back even though she is pregnant with another man's


3 Comments, 121 Views, 13 Votes ,0.96 Score
mustangbill2 73 M
32  Articles
Lawyers   1/20/2006

Ever had to deal with a lawyer. Did you get skinned. They want your money, and your hide!!


1 Comments, 94 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
medieval25 44 F
3  Articles
Funny things   12/11/2005

Dating can have serious aspects or sometimes even bad dates can be quite funny. <br> I once dated someone who decided to bring me flowers. What a nice gesture, however he left the price tag on the bouquet. <br> Everyone has a funny story to tell and sometimes the funniest are the weird pick up lines people use. I really couldn't say what the silliest line I've ever heard, ...


0 Comments, 230 Views, 15 Votes ,3.59 Score
mannamac 61 M
2  Articles
What are you going to do with that.....   11/27/2005

I was dating a lady years ago and one night I forgot to lock the door. She decided to come over after partying late unannounced and she came in, walked up the stairs and was standing over me in bed when I woke up startled. I jumped up ran down the stairs naked with my pillow. She died laughing and asked "what I was going to do with the pillow?"


5 Comments, 420 Views, 25 Votes ,3.02 Score
msmrrightless 59 F
12  Articles
Sorry I'm Late   11/22/2005

This is a true story and when I heard it, I LMAO!!! Please keep in mind that both people in this are very nice mild people. <br> My Aunt (I'll call her Aunt Bea) was late joining her husband (I'll call him Uncle John) and company at a wedding. <br> When she finally arrived, she saw that everyone had already had their appetizers and was halfway through the main dish. ...


3 Comments, 300 Views, 23 Votes ,3.24 Score
newtocali30m 43 M
10  Articles
Go figure...   11/20/2005

I come fome from work one day in the late summer, and my ex is on the couch watching TV with the fireplace going. I asked her why...she said the airconditioning was making her cold! (she didn't turn the airconditioning off -just tured the fireplace on)


1 Comments, 225 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
SIMBACAT3 46 F
11  Articles
In touch with their feminine side!   11/17/2005

A man so wants to please his wife by not being embarrased when out shopping for her. He now manages to buy her tampons without being bashful. <br> "I don't have a problem with buying tampons", he tell's his mate, <br> "Only there's no pleasing women", he add's, "Apparently they're not a PROPER present!".


0 Comments, 258 Views, 14 Votes ,2.02 Score
SIMBACAT3 46 F
11  Articles
What my niece found in her moms bedside drawer!   11/3/2005

I was baby sitting my siter-in-laws one night when my 6 year old little niece gave me reason to laugh after I left! <br> She whispered in my ear, "Auntie Louise, do you wanna see something really gross?" <br> Before I had a chance to answer she produced this "electric ear cleaner". <br> "It's Moms", she said cheekily, "It's a secret in her drawer!" <br> ...


1 Comments, 608 Views, 34 Votes ,5.13 Score
SIMBACAT3 46 F
11  Articles
1st experience with my inexperienced lover!!!   10/2/2005

I met my current partner about six years ago now. The first time we got it together intimately was one of the most memorable times of our relationship for me (although not for any romantic reasons). Looking back on it now it seems quite funny, although at the time I thought it a little odd.............Let me explain! I am the only lady that my partner has ever spent the entire ...


0 Comments, 883 Views, 50 Votes ,3.16 Score
SIMBACAT3 46 F
11  Articles
DATE GONE WRONG!   9/28/2005

I met a guy on this site after I'd chatted to him online for a few weeeks. He looked pretty fit from his profile photo, and from his chats I liked his personality. But when we agreed to go on a date, I couldn't see him, thinking he hadn't turned up for the date I was about to leave the bar. Then some guy grabs me by the arm, and starts chatting to me like he knows stuff about ...


9 Comments, 725 Views, 30 Votes ,3.53 Score
DeadPrincess 42 F
10  Articles
Loving Old Couple   9/21/2005

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter's evening. <br> They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. <br> You could tell what the admirers were thinking. - "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or ...


2 Comments, 916 Views, 92 Votes ,5.43 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Beautiful Women!!!   9/18/2005

I have a friend who told me "I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I have often woken up next to one!!!" <br> Thank God for alcohol or ugly people would never get laid!!!


1 Comments, 270 Views, 12 Votes ,0.50 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Yor Cheatin' Ways Broke Mah Heart!!!   9/18/2005

Q: What do women hate to hear while they are having an orgasm? <br> Ans: "Honey, I'm home!!!"


0 Comments, 296 Views, 13 Votes ,1.80 Score
hecq8 59 F
1  Article
To be serious on here you need a sense of humour!   9/8/2005

During the past three years I have met several men on this site. (All American) I met the first a few weeks before he was due to travel. Seemed like a nice guy. Once he left, he sent me a romantic e mail and I responded - only to receive a reply .....from his wife! (It was a joint e mail account!)He recently sent me an e mail saying he returned to a nearby country and would I join him ...


3 Comments, 977 Views, 68 Votes ,6.62 Score
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
Try ur luck !!!!   9/2/2005

Check this out.... It Really Worked with me.... Will work with u too... <br> <br> Here you have a great chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending any money. This test was devised by oxford university. It tells about your personality just by your choice. So know yourself & enjoy <br> <br> Here it is..... ...


0 Comments, 146 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
me_vi_nee 53 M
9  Articles
Friends   8/28/2005

"SOME LIKE WOODEN SHIP, SOME LIKE SILVER SHIP. <br> SOME LIKE GOLD SHIP, BUT I ONLY LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. <br> PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY, IN THE STORM OF LIFE, YOU HAVE BEEN MY SHIP"


0 Comments, 152 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
me_vi_nee 53 M
9  Articles
Friends   8/27/2005

"SOME LIKE WOODEN SHIP, SOME LIKE SILVER SHIP. <br> SOME LIKE GOLD SHIP, BUT I ONLY LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. <br> PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY, IN THE STORM OF LIFE, YOU HAVE BEEN MY SHIP"


0 Comments, 154 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
LifeBlood 36 M
16  Articles
The Divorce Dilemma   8/25/2005

The Divorce Dilemma <br> There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. As usually it happens in most of the marriages the relationship b/w the couple was turning sour. So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship. <br> So they consulted a lawyer. ...


0 Comments, 198 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
OceanGalaxy 47 F
1  Article
Insecurity vs. Trust In A Relationship   8/19/2005

Something funny I've noticed about some couples, and is probably evident to some extent in many others is their insecurities of their partner. I had been observing during one of my trainrides back home, a Chinese guy - Aussie lady couple whom i've encountered many times before, and they were sitting adjacent to me this time. From what I had gathered so far, I could tell that the Chinese ...


1 Comments, 264 Views, 18 Votes ,4.63 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Definition Of Adultry!!!   8/12/2005

Adultry Is "Two right people doing the wrong thing"


0 Comments, 209 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
jaw103 56 M
2  Articles
arthur   8/11/2005

as she looked into his eyes she said, a good women could make you stop drinking, arthur takes a drink of scotch and replies, she have to be an awful big women!


1 Comments, 242 Views, 10 Votes ,1.39 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Just What The Heck Do Women Want?   8/8/2005

Virginia was telling her brother Cleetus about the type of boyfriend she would like to have. She said "I'd like a guy who is good looking but not conceited, confident but not an egomanic, assertive but not aggressive and sensitive but not a wimp" <br> So Cleetus said to her "If you can find a guy like that I"LL have sex with him" <br> Gee. Just what are women are looking ...


0 Comments, 231 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Thes Two Polls Are Actually True!!!   8/7/2005

A recent Poll showed that guys live longer if they are celibate. Another Poll showed that guys live longer if they are married. So one can only conclude that if you are a guy and want to live a long life then get maried but don't have sex with your wife!!!


1 Comments, 243 Views, 9 Votes ,0.65 Score
GlassSlipper59 57 F
2  Articles
Recipe for a Soul Mate!   8/5/2005

1/2 cup Sincerity 1 cup Honesty 1 cup Respectfulness 1 cup Good Hygene 1/2 cup Healthy Attitude A sprinkle of Nice Appearance 3 tablespoons Adventurous 1/2 cup Ambition 1 pint Family Oriented 2 tablespoons Intellegence 1 quart Fun 1 quart Laughter A pinch of goofiness <br> Sift, mix, blend, stir and shake all of the ingredients together at room temperature until ...


1 Comments, 317 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
On The Hunt For A Good Man!!!   8/2/2005

Viginia was talking to her brother about the kind of guy whe would like for a boyfriend. She said "I'd like man who is assertive but not aggressive, confident but not an egomaniac, sensitive but not a wimp and good looking but not conceited' So her brothger said to her "Virginia if you can find a guy like that I"LL have sex with him!!!"


0 Comments, 452 Views, 25 Votes ,0.37 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Cleetus And Daisy Mae!!!   8/1/2005

18 year old Cleetus was making out with his girlfriend Daisy Mae when she said "Cleetus, how do you spell paedophilia?" <br> And Cleetus said "Gee, Daisy Mae , that sure is a big word for an 8 year old!!!"


0 Comments, 185 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Yuppie Vocabulary!!!   7/30/2005

Head Job: Vice Presidency of Chrysler Corporation. <br> Blow Job: Resign and take a holiday. <br> Slut:Woman who has sex with everybody but you. <br> Cockteaser: Woman who has sex with everybody but you. <br> Bitch: Woman who has sex with everybody but you. <br> 69xpensive bottle of Scotch. <br> Oral Sex:Jacking off while talking on the ...


0 Comments, 174 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
avalexa 61 M
298  Articles
Relationships   7/26/2005

"Ideas will only get you so far these days. Count on personal relationships to carry you farther. The new economy is not just about the exchange of information. It's about the exchange of relationships."


0 Comments, 194 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
Curious502005 65 F
13  Articles
A Wedding to Make You Chinge! (True Story!) :(   7/23/2005

You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, ...


2 Comments, 1207 Views, 121 Votes ,8.58 Score
brendie2 29 F
23  Articles
triple dates   6/28/2005

a man was triple dating but unfortunately for him one day he finished having sex with one of his girlfriens and as usual was exhausted he got home to find another waiting for him he had no choice than to go in for her in during the process another called him that she was waiting for him in trhe air port and she was giving him a special bed treat on hearing that he slumped


1 Comments, 377 Views, 20 Votes
Olga20044 47 F
4  Articles
I Want to Buy That   6/20/2005

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of ...


1 Comments, 1034 Views, 115 Votes ,4.49 Score
Olga20044 47 F
4  Articles
WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS:   6/20/2005

'So many men, so few who can afford me.' <br> 'Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich.' <br> 'Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.' <br> 'Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares?' <br> 'And your point is?' <br> 'Next mood swing: 6 minutes.' <br> 'If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the ...


0 Comments, 174 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Olga20044 47 F
4  Articles
SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD APARTMENT...   6/20/2005

It's the same bedroom you had as a , but now your parents are charging you two grand a month. <br> Your building's security system is a cardboard cutout of Clint Eastwood. <br> Rent must be paid in small, non-sequential bills. <br> Every time you pass the doorman, he's wearing another article of your clothing. <br> You can't get through your bedroom door ...


0 Comments, 169 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Olga20044 47 F
4  Articles
in New York   6/20/2005

A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly. About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans. "That was my husband, " she said, "He's on his way home, but is ...


0 Comments, 155 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
niceguy2039 63 M
78  Articles
Alimony Payments!!!   6/10/2005

Alimony is "The screwing you get for the screwing you used to get"


0 Comments, 150 Views, 14 Votes ,4.42 Score
sxytxn 45 F
5  Articles
Me and my sister   6/5/2005

Once I met this guy named Jimmy, in a little bar in my hometown. He wanted to get together and I wasn't really interested. He was very nice and everything though. Anyway, a few days later my sister was telling me that she had a date that night with this guy she met. It turned out to be this guy Jimmy. We laughed about it and I begged her to let me get the door when he arrived. So, ...


0 Comments, 235 Views, 17 Votes ,3.41 Score
1RAREORCHID 77 F
8  Articles
The Prince Turns Into a Clown   5/30/2005

After searching on line for a man whom I felt was the apple of my eye, I finally found him and his picture made me tingle in places that I hadn't had any feeling for a very long time. Or it seemed that way. <br> His wonderful words of prose matched my ideal. He understood the feelings of women, the loving care he wanted to share with that special one. He wrote about working with ...


1 Comments, 204 Views, 15 Votes ,2.52 Score
Apojo 58 M
5  Articles
The Rollercoaster   5/29/2005

Tip: Never take a date on a rollercoaster after you have eaten a large meat-lovers pizza. She won't love it.


0 Comments, 101 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
femsteve 37 M
12  Articles
two to one   5/29/2005

two very different people, too scared to get along, till two heart beat together underneath one sun.


0 Comments, 82 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
femsteve 37 M
12  Articles
HOW   5/29/2005

How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace , cos I stand here taking every breath with you , you're the only one who really knew me at all, take a look at me now.


0 Comments, 70 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
flanel 62 F
10  Articles
about marriage   5/13/2005

First guy (proudly) - My wife's an angel Second guy : You're lucky mine's still alive !


0 Comments, 128 Views, 16 Votes ,4.16 Score
flanel 62 F
10  Articles
Divorce   5/13/2005

question : <br> Why is divorce so expensive ? <br> answer : Because it worth's it !


0 Comments, 119 Views, 14 Votes ,4.58 Score
febsubbu 43 M
10  Articles
Nice one   5/12/2005

Girls and Windows Both have a great UI. Both consume large resources and do less work. Both crash unexpectedly. Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment) Both can?t work on low resource architectures (environment). Both are costly to maintain. Both give mostly unexpected outputs. Both?s working often contradicts with their documentation ...


0 Comments, 121 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
IvaLynn 54 F
22  Articles
lets talk...............   3/25/2005

on this day I made this heart for you as I worked the lines out your beautyful face appeared the scraches on this heart show you the pain it bend through, but this heart of mine still shine bright for you.


0 Comments, 141 Views, 14 Votes ,2.18 Score
kitty244 38 F
16  Articles
the things do   3/16/2005

it was the first time i took my to meet my new bf and everything was going so smooth. i could not believe how well behaved my were. they sat there and watched movies, we ate a wonderful dinner that my bf made and were just enjoying each others company. i didnt want to keep the out that late because of having to get up early for school the next morning. so i decided we would leave at ...


0 Comments, 226 Views, 17 Votes ,2.56 Score
luvmhe 43 F
20  Articles
---Never mind its a humor...---   2/28/2005

How true is this?? Did you believe it when you heard it? I'll be sorry if you did. Maybe someone who loves you also who did his bid. You says someone telling you i have a new one. Who is that someone? Who has the nerve to keep us apart? They say i haven't been true. Who told you that lie. Why don't you tell them its not good to lie? Wished you will not believe of that talkative one cause ...


0 Comments, 198 Views, 13 Votes ,1.80 Score
kitty244 38 F
16  Articles
meeting the parents   2/16/2005

the first real time i went to meet my bf's parents, i felt i had to really impress them. they were having his a birthday party and i thought, "hey perfect time to show them the real me" i had been taking medications for some stomach problems i had been having but didnt expect anything to go wrong with the meds. we sat down at the table and were ready to eat some cake and ice cream. ...


4 Comments, 558 Views, 54 Votes ,4.04 Score
sureshh1 46 F
10  Articles
Inside The Movie House   2/15/2005

My date and I went to the movie house to watch "Harry Potter 2." The seats were permanently arranged in an arc. We were seated at the back seat near the aisle. We were just waiting for the start of the movie but we were distracted by moviegoers who unintentionally blocked the screen. <br> My date was getting impatient and he said, "If someone blocks the screen again, I will ...


1 Comments, 182 Views, 15 Votes ,2.82 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
The Offer   1/28/2005

He offered his honour She hounered his offer and all night he was on-her and off-her <br> Sleekly


0 Comments, 195 Views, 28 Votes ,2.83 Score
cactusbob 106 M
1  Article
Why I Knew she was gone ...when...   1/28/2005

I knew she was gone ... ...when my mother-in-law moved out! I knew she was gone ... ...when my came back home to me! I knew she was gone ... ...when my bathroom wasn't an awful mess anymore... I knew she was gone... ...when there was some hot water left for me to take a shower in the mornings before leaving for work. I knew she was gone ... ...when my phone bill wasn't ...


0 Comments, 163 Views, 16 Votes ,3.13 Score
MrsRobnsn 43 F
1  Article
Way to a Man's Heart   1/27/2005

Why do they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, when clearly there is a better way?


3 Comments, 254 Views, 14 Votes ,3.46 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
Invitation to dinner   1/21/2005

"Honey, " said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."


0 Comments, 177 Views, 15 Votes ,2.67 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
Looking   1/21/2005

A woman posted an ad in a newspaper saying , ’looking for a husband’. Next day she received hundreds of replyies all sayng the same thing, ‘ You can have mine’.


0 Comments, 174 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
Variations of 69   1/21/2005

There is a 96, that’s when you have a fight. <br> There is a 68, that's when you do me and I owe you one. <br> A 77 is a lesbian act. Because it is like a 69, but you get eight (ate) twice. <br> A 70 is a 69 for gay men because there is an extra unit involved. <br> 6.9 is a good thing interrupted by a period. <br> Qo you know what ...


0 Comments, 189 Views, 17 Votes ,3.97 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
Country fair   1/21/2005

A man took his wife to the county fair and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and noticed a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ...


0 Comments, 216 Views, 20 Votes ,5.68 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
Embarrassing moment   1/21/2005

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my decided to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you ...


1 Comments, 212 Views, 20 Votes ,5.81 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
Fleeing   1/21/2005

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy, " he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."


0 Comments, 184 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
sleekly 43 F
43  Articles
Couple   1/21/2005

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.


0 Comments, 218 Views, 17 Votes ,3.27 Score
Ice_500 58 F
14  Articles
Silent treatment   1/13/2005

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find ...


0 Comments, 265 Views, 31 Votes ,4.29 Score
PrincessCeCe 49 F
3  Articles
Just because...   1/11/2005

Just because you THINK IT, does not make IT SO.


0 Comments, 194 Views, 16 Votes ,1.66 Score
noviafugitiva76 47 F
27  Articles
Men who enjoy lies   12/25/2004

Hi, I want to share with you an experience that I had on line, I met a "man" about many many years ago, about 8 years ago, and we decided to meet each other, so we met inside a store, both of us were supposed to take a rose so we can know each other, the only stupid was me because I was the only one who had a rose, we had necer seen before because it was a chat without pictures, so we met, ...


2 Comments, 434 Views, 32 Votes ,2.96 Score
8lonely_guy9 46 M
12  Articles
wisdom and the courage   12/15/2004

At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer.


0 Comments, 163 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
8lonely_guy9 46 M
12  Articles
wisdom and the courage   12/15/2004

At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer.


0 Comments, 183 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
Sandra_LM2 68 F
16  Articles
Send the Bottle Back   12/12/2004

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. <br> The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying ...


2 Comments, 394 Views, 47 Votes ,6.54 Score
smallkiss 39 M
52  Articles
Sad Story :~(   12/8/2004

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, <br> He told his friends that it was cool, <br> And when he pulled the trigger back, <br> It shot with a great crack. <br> Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, <br> I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! <br> But Mommy, when I went school that day, ...


1 Comments, 358 Views, 24 Votes ,4.15 Score
smallkiss 39 M
52  Articles
Very Touching :(   12/7/2004

it's touching! <br> A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot.. Girl:" slow down a little.. I'm scared.." Boy: "No, it's so fun.." Girl: "please..it's so scary.." Boy: "Then say that you lovem e.." Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?" Boy: "Give me a big hug.." The girl gave him a big hug. ...


0 Comments, 288 Views, 24 Votes ,1.20 Score
spink3 35 F
1  Article
love   12/7/2004

loving you is like a sun to mii , a day whitout u is like a day whitout rain non sun i love u so mach


0 Comments, 139 Views, 8 Votes ,0.23 Score
_LMAO_ 49 M
2  Articles
irony of a chat room   12/1/2004

"any ladies wanna chat"?..(no one replys)..."any ladies wanna chat"? ...(no one replys)..."I own a succesful company"...(all the Asian girls say "hello" and all the American women say "yeah right") <br> so I try a different approach.. <br> I send a private messege saying "hello I'm interseted to meet you"...the reply is:"go away you sleaze ball I dont do private messages ...


2 Comments, 265 Views, 30 Votes ,4.61 Score
cold_december 56 F
1  Article
Women are smarter than Men   11/24/2004

It's obvious that women are smarter than men, think about it! Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend; man's best friend is a dog!


4 Comments, 178 Views, 30 Votes ,3.53 Score
dr_wahdan2 54 M
44  Articles
good one   11/23/2004

HELLO MY ........ Dear Handsome, ... Here is my chance to tell the world how lucky I am to have found an amazing GIRL like you. All my life I felt like I was meant to be alone, as if my someone took a wrong turn over a bridge before I could meet them. Then came you... suddenly my eyes went from clouded storms to small blue beacons. I was so sad, and you took away all that pain just by ...


1 Comments, 162 Views, 15 Votes ,1.45 Score
Linda_49 69 F
5  Articles
Apples and Wine :-))   11/22/2004

Apples and Wine <br> Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're ...


1 Comments, 258 Views, 32 Votes ,6.15 Score
fortunate96 55 M
21  Articles
Personality Blessings   11/18/2004

It is quite true that having a sence of humor can assist building a lasting relationship. How to get around any stumbling blocks getting started is not so simple... Once in the groove greatest memories can be had during times like as an ice cube dazzle occurs flirtatiously!


1 Comments, 166 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
_LMAO_ 49 M
2  Articles
All men lie...I should know, I am one!   10/27/2004

Hey I know I aint making any friends writing this lttle ditty but lets face it....any guy will say whatever it takes to get what he wants from a woman...maybe women made it that way, who knows....but IMHO if a man says he is completely honest with women then he's probably just better at playing the game....I aint talking about flat out fabricating, more those little situations that us guys ...


3 Comments, 158 Views, 45 Votes ,4.33 Score
fortunate96 55 M
21  Articles
Eventful Statistics   10/23/2004

If men chose costumes for all of their close attractive female friends... Some would be incredible lingerie dolls as partying late! Would that cause significant related sales whenever visiting stores?


0 Comments, 96 Views, 16 Votes ,0.48 Score
angelkai 34 F
4  Articles
what makes my love..   9/25/2004

The feeling of emptiness is no longer around, surrounded by butterflies and beautiful sound. Now that I met you it all seems so clear, that you are the angel that was sent to me here. Hearing you laugh and seeing you smile, shows me that it’s all worth the while. Feeling the warmth of your body on mine Sends chills up and down my spine. Looking into your beautiful eyes, ...


3 Comments, 234 Views, 22 Votes ,3.85 Score
blugrss 78 F
7  Articles
short hair   9/25/2004

My husband isnt very observant and one night after my bath I decided to see if I could still stand on my head. My husband walked in stoped and said dam you sure cut your hair short this time.


0 Comments, 195 Views, 23 Votes ,5.35 Score
smallkiss 39 M
52  Articles
Love z A Hard Question Which z Hard 2 Be Answred !..   8/10/2004

They Say Luv z a Myth Nowdays Lived and Died Long TimeAgo .. When we Used 2 Hear About it in Romeo and Juliet Stories ... Qais and Layla Titanic Sank Cleopetra ... Etc, Nowdays People Become So Blind 2 Figure out Wuts da Real Meaning of Luv or Recognize Diffirences Between Luv and Friendship Or Admiring Etc ... Luv Has Been Tranfered 2 Shallow Meanings and Temperory Feelings .... ...


0 Comments, 176 Views, 23 Votes ,1.73 Score
Irazistable 45 F
6  Articles
Love, Lust and Marriage   8/6/2004

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you lose your in crowded room. <br> <br> LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? <br> <br> LOVE - When you argue over how many ...


0 Comments, 173 Views, 75 Votes ,8.63 Score
Irazistable 45 F
6  Articles
Things Men Need to Know   8/6/2004

1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear. <br> 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl. <br> 3. If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching because of the butts. ...


0 Comments, 190 Views, 58 Votes ,7.11 Score
blvd_shadow 66 F
8  Articles
Humor????   8/5/2004

yeah it is good to have humor in a relationship, laughter is good medicine for the soul. If anyone can make me laugh they are ok. I can make people laugh too but mostly it is him. To me there is nothing wrong with that, everyone should smile at least once a day eh? Even in public.


1 Comments, 144 Views, 20 Votes ,1.59 Score
sissu 37 F
3  Articles
Relationship and Humour? Howcome...?   7/17/2004

I mean..ok, I undestand that u have quite greate time with ur love one etc but what´s the deal with relationship humour? is it humorous when u do stupid things together or what? i really dont get it really..i think relationship is sth special and in that there´s surely funny things etc - well we have to have fun, right?! But it seems like being in a relatonship should be humorous? ...


0 Comments, 189 Views, 38 Votes
NaYERGirl 36 F
4  Articles
Humour in Love and Hate   7/2/2004

You know your relationship is a joke when your loved one says I LOVE you everytime you leave. Yeah, that's a bummer. You know they really hate you when they say I hate you everytime your in the same room with them. Well, if you're having problems with a loved one and you wanna get just as back. You can always call up their bossy and ask;Where's that sexy girl/man! I can't wait till ...


0 Comments, 113 Views, 41 Votes ,0.10 Score
dr_wahdan2 54 M
44  Articles
read and see   6/14/2004

Come and get me baby! yow! Ok...On the one hand I'm looking to make all kinds of friends from all over the place! On the other hand...I'm also looking for THE ONE. so please keep that in mind everybody...you too THE ONE (if you're out there... because if you are? All my new found friends and I will have to part company. I don't screw around in a relationship. I'm total loyal, faithful, ...


0 Comments, 175 Views, 18 Votes ,0.40 Score
wmn34lkn4pals 54 F
9  Articles
Young and dumb   5/11/2004

Once upon a time it seems in another life I married my teenage sweetheart. We didnt have much so we lived with my grandparents.We were young , dumb, in love and in lust. I found my self at one point rather large and pregnant.We were back in our room , both reading a book, One thing lead to another and didnt realize how loud things got.Untill that is we were interrupted by a loud ...


0 Comments, 141 Views, 52 Votes ,1.99 Score
Gryffon57 61 F
1  Article
Because I am a Woman....   4/16/2004

I cannot buy just one thing. If I say I am going to get a skirt to match the blouse you just bought me, I will return three hours later with a full mix ‘n’ match wardrobe, including shoes. (Don’t panic, see next item.) <br> I never buy anything that’s not on sale. If it is a good sale, I will but it whether I need it or not. <br> I will ...


0 Comments, 215 Views, 128 Votes ,6.17 Score
DyslexicHeart 45 M
6  Articles
Things I've learned...   2/26/2004

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. <br> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-holes. <br> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. <br> I've learned that you can get by on charm for ...


0 Comments, 247 Views, 74 Votes ,6.86 Score
jTdAnSwEr3 42 M
1  Article
heart beat...   2/9/2004

have you ever experienced of falling in love not knowing that its your biggest mistake???or have you done something wrong that you wanted to end up everything what you have started???...what if one day your sweetheart called you up telling you that shes pregnant: what question wil it come out into your mind???...will you ask yourself: <br> @what will i do? do i have to run ...


0 Comments, 278 Views, 47 Votes ,2.31 Score
sexyblonde273 48 F
3  Articles
I thought this is the site for friends to join?   1/5/2004

It amazes me how this is such a great friend finder, but yet some people on here just don't want to be friends with anyone. If these people are only looking for beautiful companions, then they should specify.....only accepting invites from the beautiful people. It is hurtful to invite someone to be friends and chat, and they decline your invite....how do those people make friends? Stuck up ...


0 Comments, 255 Views, 104 Votes ,8.22 Score
kansascornfed 58 M
1  Article
Faster than sound...   12/14/2003

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


0 Comments, 450 Views, 110 Votes ,7.26 Score
BlazinCrush 45 F
2  Articles
i dont know if this is funny or weird   12/8/2003

my ex is the worst liar..i once caught him jerking off to porn and his excuse was "oh these damn crabs are killing me" lmao!!


0 Comments, 86 Views, 77 Votes ,1.05 Score
DrMarshall
8  Articles
The Woman & The Lawyer   11/21/2003

A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel. The bride said to her new groom, "Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin." <br> This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his ...


0 Comments, 177 Views, 539 Votes ,8.39 Score
Rainstorm41 59 F
1  Article
Pick-up lines   11/10/2003

Man: So you wanna go get a pizza and have sex? Woman: slaps the man! Man: What? You dont like pizza? <br> Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? <br> Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us <br> Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. ...


0 Comments, 127 Views, 86 Votes ,2.76 Score
FunVgsCouple 40 F
2  Articles
Great Jokes   10/28/2003

A woman was taking her husband to a retirement home. As she was driving in the gate she saw three naked old ladies lying on the lawn. She went to the clerk and said “Now see here, I want to leave my husband here but when I drove in I saw three naked old ladies lying on the lawn.” The clerk said “Oh don’t pay any attention to them, there just three retired ...


1 Comments, 153 Views, 65 Votes ,7.04 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Batteries   10/11/2003

Why is a man better than a vibrator? <br> Because the man is cheaper than batteries!


1 Comments, 442 Views, 56 Votes ,4.80 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Money Problems Solved!   10/11/2003

Work hard, save money, and your wife will spend it.


1 Comments, 218 Views, 54 Votes ,5.61 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Men are right!   10/11/2003

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


2 Comments, 136 Views, 86 Votes ,7.92 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Blonde   10/11/2003

Why are most Blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.


1 Comments, 254 Views, 66 Votes ,7.19 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Revenge   10/11/2003

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? <br> - Shoot him again.


1 Comments, 154 Views, 79 Votes ,7.33 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Whine   10/11/2003

Why do little girls whine? <br> Because they're practicing to be women.


1 Comments, 108 Views, 34 Votes ,4.50 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Light Bulb   10/11/2003

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


1 Comments, 180 Views, 40 Votes ,5.87 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Time   10/11/2003

What do you do when a woman asks you the time? <br> Tell her there is a clock on the stove.


1 Comments, 191 Views, 24 Votes ,1.08 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Black Eye   10/11/2003

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? <br> Nothing, you already told her twice.


1 Comments, 259 Views, 41 Votes ,0.10 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Dishes   10/11/2003

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> None, she can do the dishes in the dark.


1 Comments, 226 Views, 25 Votes ,3.46 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Directions   10/11/2003

Why does it take 100, 000, 000 sperm to fertilize one egg? <br> - Because not one will stop and ask directions.


0 Comments, 147 Views, 41 Votes ,7.39 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Snoring   10/11/2003

Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? <br> - To stop the snoring before it starts.


1 Comments, 264 Views, 30 Votes ,6.57 Score
kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
White   10/11/2003

Why do brides wear white? <br> So the dishwasher matches the fridge and stove.


1 Comments, 512 Views, 22 Votes ,1.44 Score
rosehadliegh 64 F
1  Article
why not laugh   8/28/2003

you know life is so short you should always smile and laugh and smile and luagh


0 Comments, 268 Views, 42 Votes ,3.16 Score
lightfountain 75 M
1  Article
Strawberries Sweet   10/18/2001

Strawberries Sweet <br> A strawberries field and a river flawing, where we'llbe goin to meet, every thing red, every thing sweet. Strawberries at an under your feet at every place all around, strawberries music, strawbwrries feast, a feast for lovers, lovers will feast, compete, hearts will beat, lovers to meet, lovers dawn, and up, lovers dance, and dancing lovers in each others ...


0 Comments, 478 Views, 50 Votes ,0.75 Score
JenSue1 55 F
1  Article
Once Upon A Time...   6/10/2001

I met a man thru the internet and all seemed fine until we met. He said that he was in sales. I asked what he sold and he answered vacuum cleaners. We met for coffee after several e-mails back and forth. When the initial 'date' was over, I thanked him for a nice time and left with a firm handshake and a strange feeling. A couple of weeks went by and he asked me to attend church with ...


0 Comments, 230 Views, 59 Votes
HairySugarBear 68 M
3  Articles
Worlds worst first date!   4/2/2001

For all those people who thought they'd had the worst first date ever. This was on the Jay Leno show on 9-7-99. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold ... ...


0 Comments, 572 Views, 435 Votes ,8.99 Score
EstablishedMale 76 M
1  Article
Bloody Short   3/2/2001

No this is not about what you are thinking it is about. I just wanted to observe that most of the so called "articles" in this section on Relationship Humor are often one liners or at best a few sentances. Why? Is it because written communication is such a difficult thing for many people! If you want to create a relationship via e-mail then you had better learn how to express yourself ...


0 Comments, 392 Views, 25 Votes
mergurl 41 F
1  Article
Why Is It . . ?   11/16/2000

Why is it, that when a girl dresses up, does her hair, nails, make up, and puts an all out effort into her appearance. But, when she does nothing, is feeling horrible, she gets picked up on? I've found this to be a common complaint or observation between all my friends and I. We'll have just gone to the gym, are feeling ill or what not, and are flirted with. But the minute we try our ...


2 Comments, 275 Views, 20 Votes ,1.59 Score
jamesvis2k 40 M
1  Article
Viagra and Mickey Mouse   5/24/2000

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common? They both have an hour long wait for a 3 minute ride.


0 Comments, 177 Views, 47 Votes ,4.29 Score
Gypsy99 70 F
3  Articles
I'm Done Waiting for Diamonds   1/15/2000

When my mother died six months ago, the only thing she specifically left anyone in her will, besides her million-dollar estate that is, were her wedding rings. Now this might be a story in itself, you know, the bitter old woman, no friends, no material possessions, 20 year old housedresses she slopped around in, and beauty school perms (to save money, you know) who dies and leaves her ...


0 Comments, 172 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
Gypsy99 70 F
3  Articles
Being Single in a Couples World   1/15/2000

I find it bizarre that someone with my level of beauty, which is considerable I assure you (if you don't look further south than the neck), my intelligence, my grasp of the English language, my college degrees, my money, and my savvy is still sitting at a computer on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, when it seems like everyone else on the planet is coupled off, and browsing in the aisles at ...


0 Comments, 242 Views, 22 Votes