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Meeting girls online - real current pictures really do help
I am usually the guy who would try anything at least once...
I met this girl from CA online a few years back - she sounded
nice, her pictures her really gorgeous, we talked about
good positive ... |
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8/29/2009 11:02 am |
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Someone, somewhere, anyone,anywhere
I came here to fix something and I can tell you about it later, if
you will like to meet I am looking towards meeting someone
who is nice, loving, honest caring and kind. I want a life
partner for ... |
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5 |
1 |
5.00 |
6/4/2009 1:13 am |
hsipey, 28 M
5/13/2009 12:48 am
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Sexiest Color
Q : What's the sexiest color ? hmmmmmmm ? A : Deep Purple B : Red Hot Chili Peppers C : Greenday D : Black Sabbath The right answer is PINK ... |
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3.92 |
5/13/2009 12:48 am |
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It's them Blondes !
A man approached a beautiful blonde at a bar and says,
"I'd like to call you. What is your phone number?"
"It's in the phone book, " she replied.
"But I don't know your name, " ... |
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17 |
6 |
3.37 |
4/22/2009 6:47 pm |
somioh, 37 F
4/11/2009 8:41 pm
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tradition or not
If it is traditional for men to give women roses on valentines
day, then what kind should women give to their man ? Tulips
of course ... |
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3.12 |
4/11/2009 8:41 pm |
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Something to Think About
> 1. There are at least two people in this world that you
would die for. > 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
> 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because
they ... |
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1 |
3.70 |
2/6/2009 8:51 pm |
mita78, 28 M
1/18/2009 2:04 am
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MEN SHOULD BE SERIOUS
I am a man but i have something to point out about us.We are
so good to get loved but aint serious to keep the love.Lady
friends are always mending broken hearts fagmented by
player men, It turns out ... |
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2.08 |
1/18/2009 2:04 am |
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simple joke
Q: Why do couples hold hands during wedding?..
hhhhhmmm???
A: It is just a formality. like two boxers, the shake hands
before the fight ... |
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3.55 |
11/24/2008 2:58 am |
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Heh! Jerry apply vaseline.
Jane and Jerry got married, the mother Jane has already
told the couple to spend their first night in her house,
Jane mother was in her late 60s, very rich curious in her
nature but she was also very ... |
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16 |
1 |
0.00 |
10/27/2008 3:30 am |
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Heh! Jerry apply vaseline.
Jane and Jerry got married, the mother Jane has already
told the couple to spend their first night in her house,
Jane mother was in her late 60s, very rich curious in her
nature but she was also very ... |
0 |
6 |
2 |
3.81 |
10/27/2008 3:29 am |
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friends
its almost funny the way my gal and i have been together for
almost 15 years and after all that, i told her to "fly
a kite" - so she moved out into her new swanky up-style
apartment - the "catch" was ... |
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17 |
1 |
3.70 |
8/30/2008 9:11 pm |
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Husband and Wife
The Wife is in the bed reading a book when the Husband walks
in carring a sheep under his arm. The Husband says: "Honey, this is the pig I been sleeping
with." The Wife says: "That's not a pig, ... |
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51 |
2 |
4.50 |
8/12/2008 1:25 pm |
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HUSBAND TELLING HOUSE RULES TO WIFE:
HUSBAND: I WILL EAT WHENEVER I WANT TO EAT AND COME HOME WHENEVER I WANT TO!
WIFE: OK, BUT THERE WILL BE SEX AT 7PM WITH OR WITHOUT ... |
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79 |
13 |
3.31 |
6/23/2008 1:02 am |
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MIND YOUR LANGAUGE
The Doctor says "undress" The Dentist says "open up" The interior decorator says "do you want it in front
or at the back?" The carpenter says "oh! it is hard getting it in"
The sports commentator ... |
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24 |
1 |
2.40 |
5/31/2008 12:17 am |
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40th birthdays
So happy birthday Anna 40 hey!!!!!
Well so I thought id tell you about my 40th birthday, all
them years ago, now normally I spend my birthday with big
son, in fact this year is the only one ... |
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16 |
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0.00 |
5/6/2008 7:47 am |
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The Married Couple
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the
woman became aware that her husband was touching her in
a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders ... |
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54 |
6 |
3.65 |
4/8/2008 12:17 am |
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A Good ol' Southern Boy
After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100
years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already
had a telephone ... |
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27 |
3 |
2.45 |
4/7/2008 12:34 pm |
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Sven and OLE
Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a
lighter, " he replied. Then ... |
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24 |
4 |
2.47 |
4/4/2008 2:27 pm |
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Gynecologist's Assistant
A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City , KS and
sees a job posting for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me
some details about this?", he ... |
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52 |
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3.48 |
3/30/2008 3:14 pm |
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EarthWorm
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the
yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back
into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." ... |
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36 |
8 |
4.41 |
3/29/2008 7:38 pm |
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Who wants who?
On the dating sites it is so funny...the older men want younger
women, the younger men want older women, some men want any
women..Guys have you ever thought about someone your own
age.. you might be ... |
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26 |
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2.40 |
3/1/2008 4:44 pm |
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Too Controling Woman
Hey men, what do you do with over controlling ... |
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38 |
2 |
2.42 |
1/12/2008 7:25 am |
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Satan
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople
were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone
started screaming and ... |
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31 |
2 |
3.12 |
11/14/2007 7:24 pm |
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The Goofball
I married the biggest goofball there ever was. About a couple
of months ago a case of hemrrhoids struck our household.
One morning my husband got up and brushed his teeth with
hemrrhoid cream. I died ... |
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10/21/2007 3:11 am |
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Heaven's Shining Waters
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and
the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will
judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."
Dubya goes first and gets ... |
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52 |
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9/9/2007 1:52 pm |
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Last Request
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by
firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the
prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they
asked him if he wanted ... |
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44 |
3 |
3.43 |
9/9/2007 1:51 pm |
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Gross, Grosser, Grossest
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
What's grosser than that? When you ... |
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27 |
1 |
0.00 |
9/9/2007 1:49 pm |
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Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that
question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's reply is, ... |
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42 |
5 |
2.82 |
9/9/2007 1:46 pm |
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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened ... |
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20 |
2 |
2.42 |
9/9/2007 1:44 pm |
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Sensitive Men
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive,
and good-looking? They already have ... |
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24 |
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3.92 |
9/9/2007 1:43 pm |
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Porsche and Hedgehog
What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has its pricks on the ... |
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9 |
0 |
0.00 |
9/9/2007 1:41 pm |
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Grandma
What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
... |
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20 |
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0.00 |
9/9/2007 1:41 pm |
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Applying for a Job at the CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an
assassin. These highly classified positions are hard
to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background
checks involved before you can ... |
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19 |
2 |
3.81 |
9/9/2007 1:40 pm |
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Honey let me be your Salty dog !
This is a true story!
In July of 1984 and I was shacked up with a beautiful redheaded
ex-stripper and ex-car thief from Culpepper, Virginia
by the name of Julie in the small town of West, ... |
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3.47 |
8/7/2007 9:19 pm |
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Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part II
Anyways I got all cleaned up to go to this card game and
Julie is raising hell about me going out that early in the
day because she has a beauty appointment at 2:00 pm that
afternoon at a beauty ... |
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59 |
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8/7/2007 4:09 pm |
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Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part III
There was were two fights over the pool tournament and
another fight I suppose just for the damn hell of it that
afternoon and we nearly had a fight over the poker game at
one point with different ... |
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49 |
5 |
2.16 |
8/7/2007 4:07 pm |
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Honey let me be your Salty Dog ! Part IV
The poker game was still going on but it was pitiful because
they were all so messed up or I was and it was hard to understand
what anyone was saying. The owner of the beer joint was gonna
let ... |
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102 |
48 |
2.47 |
8/7/2007 4:04 pm |
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EXPERIENCE & RESEARCH ARE THE BEST TEACHERS
"Behind every miserable woman/child there is a man".
No offence given or taken by my ... |
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2.99 |
8/3/2007 7:17 am |
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hi
hikaman143... |
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6/18/2007 6:31 am |
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Good luck
If a woman wants to be independent, let her. For instance,
if she wants to change her own flat tire, let her. If she wants
to open her own door, let her. If she wants to order her own
food or wine, ... |
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2.79 |
6/15/2007 3:02 pm |
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Do this first
At one time or another, we've all experienced a moment
so passionate that wasting time on foreplay was un-thinkable
-- and if you haven't yet, you should. However, getting
caught up in the heat of ... |
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40 |
5 |
1.84 |
5/23/2007 10:08 pm |
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Cleanliness Next To Godliness
Elizabeth is the second eldest of the family. She made herself
responsible for keeping the younger members of the brood
clean. On bath nights she would descend on us unawares,
leaving us no escape ... |
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20 |
5 |
1.19 |
5/7/2007 7:41 pm |
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UNIVERSAL...
its language is the language of anarchy. its cry is cry of blackened eye wolf. dictators were born
and born again. ignorant of the word death, the mountains turn crazy vomiting
of lava, it frozen ... |
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31 |
0.75 |
2/22/2007 12:41 am |
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love and \bsexo?\b, which you choice
my freind told me western world, people more care \bsexo?\b
in family, and i talked many men here, most men divorced
, they always told me , their wives went to other ... |
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2/21/2007 6:43 am |
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If is sounds too good to be true...
You may of heard of the expression warning, "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." I am here to say that this is true with relationships! If you think I am being paranoid, best of luck ... |
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2/14/2007 5:22 pm |
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I'm in love but you don't care.
I was quite hesitant to write about this because I feel quite
strongly about the said lines. I didn't want to trash
it or do it such vile injustice. But I also thought a lot of
people would more ... |
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36 |
7 |
3.30 |
1/29/2007 6:34 pm |
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first love
why we can not forget our first
love?... |
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72 |
14 |
2.18 |
1/16/2007 8:24 am |
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you are not going to believe this!!
I was seeing someone that was soooooo addicted to his mum.
Now i am not making this up at all i swear;
whenever he brought me flowers he bought his mum flowers!
whenever he wrote me a ... |
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1/16/2007 6:10 am |
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a middle aged lovers
this article goes through the stiry of a middle aged couples,
they are a friend of mine and i envy their relationship as
couples, they always joke each other and laugh together
as friends, they ... |
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1/7/2007 3:35 am |
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Mother
Mothers are most Instinctive
Philosopher... |
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12/18/2006 8:38 am |
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Did you know guys?
Did you know that there is a part of a woman that a
guy can touch that will turn her on and make her go crazy?
That when you touch this spot she will be yours?
... |
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11/21/2006 3:20 pm |
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sleeping in bed
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11/15/2006 1:32 am |
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Important it is to be always in growth........... Today it is day to move.
TO GROW each day a little more than we ourselves, without
charging unconsciously. To learn to be happy of inside
for it are, to obtain the calm in the hour of the chaos. To
feel the life in the ... |
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23 |
7 |
1.51 |
11/7/2006 7:35 am |
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A wife suspecting her husband, what happened?
A man and his wife were living alone in the house and the husbands
does not like going out often, soon the wife employed a
cook for the house and she was a beautiful lady, the wife
suspected that ... |
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1.85 |
11/7/2006 6:33 am |
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The big game hunter.
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone
about his hunting skills.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute
that.
But then he said ... |
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3.86 |
11/5/2006 5:17 am |
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The old lady and the bank president.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning
with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because,
she said, ... |
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100 |
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11/5/2006 4:47 am |
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The Diet
An extremely obese woman shows up at her doctor's office
crying and claims that she has tried every possible way
to lose weight, all to no avail. She continues to sob,
"My husband won't ... |
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11/5/2006 4:17 am |
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Abbott and Costello Discover Computers
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello,
and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate
this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our
computers, ... |
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11/5/2006 3:48 am |
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why
when u love some one truly why she brake ur heart so easily
n badly.why n how she can brake eart so badly n dont say ... |
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11/4/2006 10:08 am |
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,
if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
and she should keep the chips and dip ... |
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12 |
4.92 |
10/31/2006 6:28 am |
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different strokes , for different folks!
Yes, i know its corny!
But that's something i heard from one of my best friends,
its simple but truthful. Some people just turned on to certain
types of people than to others. ... |
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10/27/2006 9:59 am |
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Father and Son
The Father walks into his sons room and says:
"Son, I've told you a thousand times, don't
do that or you'll go blind". The son says:
"Dad, I'm over ... |
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151 |
12 |
4.57 |
10/26/2006 6:53 am |
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Stormy flight...
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to
worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in
particular loses it. ...
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4.97 |
10/8/2006 8:44 pm |
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never forget to...
Believe in yourself - you're all right.
Believe in your mates - they're all right.
Be pleasant - a face with a smile wins.
Be reserved - talkers are dangerous.
Be a worker - drones have no ... |
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10/7/2006 6:59 am |
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It learns to walk exactly with you
It learns to walk exactly with you! In the life nor always
you have that to force definitive things… All movement
has its cause, and its reaction. The funny land in the Universe
and the Creator ... |
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2.55 |
10/6/2006 10:02 am |
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it says little hears more
Friendship has to see with the fact to know that I can count
on the other, without reserves, without fears, with authenticity,
knowing that the other will know me as I am, my virtues and
my ... |
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10/5/2006 12:43 pm |
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it never gives up being happy
Each dawn represents divine concession that I cannot,
nor must disrespect. Rocks exist; It does not give up walking…
To remain itself, therefore, with positive attitude in
relation to the events ... |
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10/5/2006 12:33 pm |
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feeling
When somebody that you love arrives in house runs to its
meeting, never loses a chance to take a walk of car. It is
allowed to try the cool air of the wind in its face, shows
to the others that ... |
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5 |
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10/5/2006 11:14 am |
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Some body help me!
I just dont know what's wrong with me. I just dont know
how to act when I am around women, especially pretty once.
I act goofy, smile or laugh a lot, what's wrong with
me?
I met this ... |
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10/4/2006 12:05 am |
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All Married One........ Check this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one
on the forehead and wish them a good day."........Enjoy ... |
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10/3/2006 2:02 am |
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Old guys have the hots too!
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl
in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he
exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man"
she replied. "I want to feel your ... |
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429 |
55 |
3.65 |
9/30/2006 1:24 am |
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...... funny poems....
Roses are Red....
Violets are Blue...
You're soooo cute...
How can I get to know You ... |
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2.32 |
9/29/2006 7:21 am |
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A Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity;
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring
the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.
Finally his ... |
4 |
182 |
22 |
5.89 |
9/17/2006 2:34 am |
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Related
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying
a word after an earlier discussion had led to an argument,
and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed
a barnyard of ... |
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114 |
25 |
2.58 |
9/17/2006 2:32 am |
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Newlyweds
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom
decides to let the bride know where she stands right from
the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at ... |
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76 |
9 |
5.14 |
9/17/2006 2:30 am |
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I've Lost My Wife Here
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket
and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in
the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks. ...
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65 |
9 |
4.92 |
9/17/2006 2:29 am |
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Housewives
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking,
and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said
"My husband just won't go to church with me, I
think he's going to go tohell." This ... |
2 |
224 |
35 |
4.38 |
9/17/2006 2:27 am |
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Hold Me
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion
is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, " I
don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???" The ... |
5 |
105 |
19 |
5.50 |
9/17/2006 2:25 am |
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Deathbed Confession
Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side.
He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his
face. Her pale lips moved. "Jake" she said.
"Hush, " he quickly ... |
1 |
57 |
10 |
4.98 |
9/17/2006 2:18 am |
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Bad Headache
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home,
gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't
you try it?"
...
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46 |
7 |
4.06 |
9/17/2006 2:16 am |
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A Real Lady
A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were
faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise,
then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When ... |
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73 |
12 |
4.92 |
9/17/2006 2:14 am |
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2 ways to be rich...
There are two ways to be rich. One is to have everything you
want, and the other is to be satisfied with what you ... |
7 |
83 |
31 |
2.76 |
9/17/2006 2:14 am |
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Be always thanksful....
"If you can't be thankful for what you receive,
be thankful for what you ... |
2 |
46 |
8 |
3.48 |
9/3/2006 5:30 pm |
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O PADRE GAUCHO
A barriga do padre crescia cada vez mais.
Descartada a hipótese de cirrose, os médicos concluíram
que melhor seria realizar uma cirurgia exploratória,
já que năo havia razăo para aquilo.
A ... |
2 |
19 |
2 |
3.81 |
8/28/2006 12:19 pm |
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How I Entertain a New Date
How I Entertain a New Date:
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone
the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her
something she's never had before" for dinner.
After
... |
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222 |
26 |
1.95 |
8/25/2006 3:00 pm |
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have a nice day.
when your go walking in a street,
your will think in your home,
when your are in the coast, your
will think in your home, but if your
have not home, you are condenated.
and have a ... |
1 |
12 |
2 |
1.04 |
8/21/2006 11:16 am |
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first and last...
Men always want to be a woman's first love. We women
would like to be a man's last ... |
5 |
77 |
15 |
4.20 |
8/14/2006 10:19 am |
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marriage...
A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple"
comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to
enjoy their differences and stay ... |
4 |
56 |
19 |
5.50 |
8/13/2006 9:44 am |
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age...
A wife bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock
years off her age. After five hours applying the various
creams and potions, she asked her husband: "Tell
me honestly, darling, what age ... |
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203 |
22 |
5.05 |
8/13/2006 8:48 am |
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Marriage...
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, the strings
are still ... |
4 |
61 |
7 |
3.04 |
8/8/2006 10:01 am |
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the prize..
There was a lovely story in the press this month. A retired
lorry driver and his wife entered a competition where the
first prize was a holiday for two in Hong Kong. They always
wanted to go ... |
1 |
35 |
5 |
3.80 |
8/8/2006 9:46 am |
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love
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by ... |
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75 |
16 |
4.74 |
8/7/2006 4:52 am |
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the secret....
"Gramma, " asked Susie, "some of my friends
are in unhappy marriages. You always have such good advice
for me. Please tell me the secret to marrying the right man
so my marriage lasts."
... |
3 |
148 |
28 |
3.14 |
8/6/2006 2:56 pm |
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The Down Side For Being Considerate
Somehow during the sweltering heat I managed to pick up
a summer cold. The last thing I want to do is pass it along
to my g/f or to her 4yr old son so I have not gone over to her
place or seen her ... |
1 |
36 |
3 |
1.96 |
8/5/2006 6:34 pm |
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Marriage quotes
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
* In the second year, the woman ... |
1 |
39 |
7 |
2.53 |
8/4/2006 10:55 am |
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Good Bars
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They
are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice
place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but
where I ... |
2 |
76 |
9 |
2.36 |
8/4/2006 5:53 am |
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Freedom Gone
Now that the relationship is off and running
and I spend as much time at her place as I do my own ..is there
a recycling plant or disposal area where I can drop off my
freedom and turn in my "man ... |
1 |
50 |
2 |
1.73 |
7/13/2006 9:47 am |
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tell me more about...
The young man was attempting to worm his way into the affections
of this young lady. "I don't have as much as Donald
Trump, " he said. "I don't have expensive
houses or cars like Donald Trump. I ... |
1 |
89 |
10 |
3.58 |
7/10/2006 12:07 pm |
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Reading the relaionship humor articles
I find them to have a great sense of humor and
that is what life is all about. Finding humor in things can
be a way to cope with stress or just to have a good time. I am
not talking ... |
3 |
61 |
16 |
3.57 |
6/5/2006 12:28 pm |
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is there true love really?
I am now on my 31st year, and a senior manager with an international
organisation.what really puzzules me is this people we
call human beings.may be i meet the wrong ladies in this
world, because ... |
3 |
135 |
13 |
1.97 |
6/5/2006 8:35 am |
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kind words are cheap but does great things
Whenever we recieved KIND words from people around us we
get excited and refreshed. tat means Kind words has a healing
balm within it. But as often as we get KIND words from people
we sometimes ... |
1 |
30 |
3 |
1.96 |
5/8/2006 7:06 am |
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This is for the women who get hit on at least 5 times a day.
Ladies, I've spent the past six months or so trying
to polish my singles skills again after a long bout of being
'committed'. Spent much time thinking about
the best way to approach a woman ... |
8 |
176 |
32 |
2.21 |
5/3/2006 6:11 pm |
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New Maid
A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid, " answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I ... |
10 |
497 |
69 |
3.70 |
4/25/2006 5:35 am |
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diff between married and bachelor
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married
man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator,
goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in
the bed, and goes to ... |
2 |
111 |
19 |
2.46 |
4/25/2006 5:25 am |
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don't interrupt
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the
school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and
saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found ... |
4 |
183 |
28 |
7.14 |
4/25/2006 5:22 am |
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A Kind Man
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local
golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green
when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to
the course. He ... |
1 |
83 |
19 |
3.52 |
4/25/2006 5:14 am |
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Pience of experience on FF
2 years ago, I was working for a magazine as executive chief
editor. It’s a new magazine, I have to work very hard to create
a successful beginning for it. Face to heavy pressure,
I almost put 12 ... |
3 |
122 |
6 |
3.93 |
4/19/2006 2:39 am |
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Why do men have to name thier penis?
I have finally figured out this question,
"Why do men have to name thier penis?"
Answer..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..Because ... |
5 |
316 |
43 |
4.97 |
3/28/2006 1:30 am |
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The Cyborg Woman
Hey Guys looking for
the perfect woman? A woman without faults or flaws. A woman
of perfect proportions, like she was made from a mold with
only the best programs ... |
1 |
58 |
7 |
3.04 |
3/27/2006 10:16 am |
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You know you still love her when.....
You used to be a breast man and now look at asses..cause she
had one
You like to insert her name into conversations just so you
can say her name
You get a woodie when you think ... |
4 |
121 |
20 |
1.08 |
3/19/2006 12:48 am |
515069, 40 M
2/27/2006 4:20 pm
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wrong place wrong time
some times when we meet someone it seems forever , needless
to say its never , meaning for a short period of time , to
many times we are sucked into the type of relationship that
is often ... |
2 |
110 |
10 |
3.19 |
2/27/2006 4:20 pm |
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Love so Divine
I love you…I wanna marry you! Said Rahul
<br>
Excuse me…Did I hear anything” Said Anjali.
<br>
<br>
Its not a story guys… Its not a fiction guys…It’s a blog I
am ... |
2 |
121 |
5 |
2.49 |
2/6/2006 2:27 am |
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8 and 1/2 weeks
I hope you all get a laugh out of my life like i do. Since my
div back in 99 every relationship has not lasted more then
8 and 1/2 weeks.Shhhhh yeah i counted the days. I bet you
all thought it ... |
8 |
230 |
31 |
2.18 |
2/3/2006 1:16 pm |
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leaving the toliet seat up.
I find it humorous how a relationship changes month to month,
and as the years go by. I remember at the beginning, guys
did everything to appear polite. Opening doors, and sending
roses were a ... |
4 |
171 |
24 |
3.93 |
1/22/2006 12:11 am |
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love
LOVE
IS
NOT
LOVE
TIL
YOU
GIVE
IT
AWAY... |
0 |
83 |
8 |
1.62 |
1/21/2006 3:04 pm |
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Lawyers
Ever had to deal with a lawyer.
Did you get skinned. They want your money, and your ... |
3 |
94 |
2 |
3.81 |
1/20/2006 1:35 pm |
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Some Supermodel Insight
"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
-Tatjana Patitz
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't
have to speak." -Linda Evangelista
<br>
"It was kind of ... |
5 |
189 |
19 |
2.20 |
1/2/2006 9:06 am |
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Do you remember how to use that?
One of my very dearest friends is often left at home alone
as her husband has to travel with his job. He is gone a week
or two and then back home. And Michelle is not the bravest
woman I know, ... |
6 |
297 |
37 |
4.34 |
12/30/2005 11:22 pm |
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You do not!
Once upon a time I was married...and even happily for a while.
My husband had undergone several surgeries on his back
and was frequently to be found in bed, resting, because
his back hurt. And ... |
7 |
436 |
44 |
5.68 |
12/30/2005 11:12 pm |
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Pay attention!
Through conditioning I've come to realize that "Yes
dear" is the appropriate response to most questions
and statements. Just be careful to pay attention to the
specifics of the conversation ... |
0 |
113 |
6 |
1.94 |
12/18/2005 10:54 am |
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Funny things
Dating can have serious aspects or sometimes even bad dates
can be quite funny.
<br>
I once dated someone who decided to bring me flowers. What
a nice gesture, however he left the price ... |
3 |
229 |
15 |
3.59 |
12/11/2005 10:02 am |
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What are you going to do with that.....
I was dating a lady years ago and one night I forgot to lock
the door. She decided to come over after partying late unannounced
and she came in, walked up the stairs and was standing over
me in ... |
7 |
420 |
35 |
2.53 |
11/27/2005 6:46 pm |
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Sorry I'm Late
This is a true story and when I heard it, I LMAO!!! Please
keep in mind that both people in this are very nice mild people.
<br>
My Aunt (I'll call her Aunt Bea) was late joining her ... |
3 |
300 |
28 |
3.24 |
11/22/2005 10:22 pm |
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Go figure...
I come fome from work one day in the late summer, and my ex
is on the couch watching TV with the fireplace going. I asked
her why...she said the airconditioning was making her
cold! (she didn't ... |
1 |
225 |
15 |
4.05 |
11/20/2005 7:19 pm |
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In touch with their feminine side!
A man so wants to please his wife by not being embarrased
when out shopping for her. He now manages to buy her tampons
without being bashful.
<br>
"I don't have a problem with buying ... |
0 |
258 |
14 |
2.02 |
11/17/2005 6:14 am |
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What my niece found in her moms bedside drawer!
I was baby sitting my siter-in-laws children one night
when my 6 year old little niece gave me reason to laugh after
I left!
<br>
She whispered in my ear, "Auntie Louise, do you wanna ... |
6 |
608 |
42 |
4.85 |
11/3/2005 3:53 pm |
|
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1st experience with my inexperienced lover!!!
I met my current partner about six years ago now. The first
time we got it together intimately was one of the most memorable
times of our relationship for me (although not for any romantic ... |
2 |
883 |
50 |
3.16 |
10/2/2005 1:48 pm |
|
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DATE GONE WRONG!
I met a guy on this site after I'd chatted to him online
for a few weeeks. He looked pretty fit from his profile photo,
and from his chats I liked his personality.
But when we agreed to ... |
22 |
725 |
46 |
2.80 |
9/28/2005 4:10 am |
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Loving Old Couple
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold
winter's evening.
<br>
They looked out of place amid the young families and young
couples eating there that night. Some of ... |
4 |
916 |
93 |
5.41 |
9/21/2005 9:36 pm |
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Beautiful Women!!!
I have a friend who told me "I have never gone to bed
with an ugly woman but I have often woken up next to one!!!"
<br>
Thank God for alcohol or ugly people would never get ... |
3 |
268 |
14 |
0.74 |
9/18/2005 2:47 pm |
|
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Yor Cheatin' Ways Broke Mah Heart!!!
Q: What do women hate to hear while they are having an orgasm?
<br>
Ans: "Honey, I'm ... |
0 |
296 |
13 |
1.80 |
9/18/2005 2:44 pm |
hecq8, 48 F
9/8/2005 11:41 am
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To be serious on here you need a sense of humour!
During the past three years I have met several men on this
site. (All American) I met the first a few weeks before he
was due to travel. Seemed like a nice guy. Once he left, he
sent me a romantic ... |
19 |
972 |
87 |
5.65 |
9/8/2005 11:41 am |
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Try ur luck !!!!
Check this out.... It Really Worked with me.... Will work
with u too...
<br>
<br>
Here you have a great chance to know about yourself like
your character etc. without ... |
0 |
146 |
6 |
2.80 |
9/2/2005 7:13 am |
|
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victims of dishonest friends
our friendship means alot to me:
you cry i cry
you laugh i laugh
you jump out of the window
i look down and laugh ... |
2 |
570 |
40 |
4.04 |
9/1/2005 6:25 pm |
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Friends
"SOME LIKE WOODEN SHIP, SOME LIKE SILVER SHIP.
<br>
SOME LIKE GOLD SHIP, BUT I ONLY LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
<br>
... |
0 |
152 |
4 |
1.69 |
8/28/2005 12:01 am |
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Friends
"SOME LIKE WOODEN SHIP, SOME LIKE SILVER SHIP.
<br>
SOME LIKE GOLD SHIP, BUT I ONLY LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
<br>
... |
0 |
154 |
4 |
2.47 |
8/27/2005 11:59 pm |
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on what to ask
a friend of mine has dated a few people from different countries
and from her experiances this is all i have to offer for it
may be a small bit of advice but will prove Very important.
when you ... |
0 |
236 |
9 |
1.50 |
8/26/2005 10:08 am |
|
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whats long distance?
in my short life i have dated a truck driver who i saw every
second weekend for three years, dated a guy from cork who
visited me in wexford just to work in local pub as a bouncer, dated
briefly a ... |
6 |
223 |
5 |
1.19 |
8/26/2005 10:02 am |
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The Divorce Dilemma
The Divorce Dilemma
<br>
There was a couple married for quite some time and they had
a boy some 5-6 years old. As usually it happens in most of
the marriages the relationship b/w the ... |
0 |
198 |
12 |
1.39 |
8/25/2005 2:56 am |
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Insecurity vs. Trust In A Relationship
Something funny I've noticed about some couples,
and is probably evident to some extent in many others is
their insecurities of their partner. I had been observing
during one of my trainrides ... |
1 |
264 |
18 |
4.63 |
8/19/2005 4:00 pm |
|
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Definition Of Adultry!!!
Adultry Is "Two right people doing the wrong ... |
0 |
209 |
13 |
2.64 |
8/12/2005 10:50 pm |
jaw103, 41 M
8/11/2005 11:24 pm
2
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arthur
as she looked into his eyes she said, a good women could
make you stop drinking, arthur takes a drink of scotch and
replies, she have to be an awful big ... |
1 |
242 |
10 |
1.39 |
8/11/2005 11:24 pm |
|
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Just What The Heck Do Women Want?
Virginia was telling her brother Cleetus about the type
of boyfriend she would like to have. She said "I'd
like a guy who is good looking but not conceited, confident
but not an egomanic, ... |
0 |
231 |
9 |
1.72 |
8/8/2005 12:37 pm |
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Thes Two Polls Are Actually True!!!
A recent Poll showed that guys live longer if they are celibate.
Another Poll showed that guys live longer if they are married.
So one can only conclude that if you are a guy and want to live
a ... |
3 |
243 |
12 |
1.03 |
8/7/2005 11:13 am |
|
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Recipe for a Soul Mate!
1/2 cup Sincerity
1 cup Honesty
1 cup Respectfulness
1 cup Good Hygene
1/2 cup Healthy Attitude
A sprinkle of Nice Appearance
3 tablespoons Adventurous
1/2 cup Ambition
1 pint Family ... |
3 |
317 |
19 |
4.44 |
8/5/2005 8:30 pm |
|
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On The Hunt For A Good Man!!!
Viginia was talking to her brother about the kind of guy
whe would like for a boyfriend. She said "I'd
like man who is assertive but not aggressive, confident
but not an egomaniac, sensitive ... |
2 |
452 |
26 |
0.33 |
8/2/2005 2:28 pm |
|
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Cleetus And Daisy Mae!!!
18 year old Cleetus was making out with his girlfriend Daisy
Mae when she said "Cleetus, how do you spell paedophilia?"
<br>
And Cleetus said "Gee, Daisy Mae , that sure is a big
word ... |
0 |
185 |
6 |
1.09 |
8/1/2005 1:31 pm |
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Yuppie Vocabulary!!!
Head Job: Vice Presidency of Chrysler Corporation.
<br>
Blow Job: Resign and take a holiday.
<br>
Slut:Woman who has sex with everybody but you.
<br>
Cockteaser: Woman ... |
0 |
174 |
4 |
2.08 |
7/30/2005 3:16 pm |
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Relationships
"Ideas will only get you so far these days. Count on
personal relationships to carry you farther. The new economy
is not just about the exchange of information. It's
about the exchange of ... |
0 |
194 |
10 |
3.58 |
7/26/2005 12:58 am |
|
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A Wedding to Make You Chinge! (True Story!) :(
You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about
a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
... |
7 |
1207 |
121 |
8.58 |
7/23/2005 8:40 am |
Lacy56, 57 F
7/1/2005 6:41 pm
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Texas Humor
Texas Humor
> > >The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about
paying an
>invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
> > >He ... |
3 |
366 |
29 |
4.84 |
7/1/2005 6:41 pm |
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triple dates
a man was triple dating but unfortunately
for him one day he finished having sex with one of his girlfriens
and as usual was exhausted he got home to find another waiting
for him he had no ... |
3 |
376 |
20 |
0.00 |
6/28/2005 7:08 am |
|
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Robbery of credit card
The wife of a man stole her credit card, but her husband decided
not to do the accusation because the thief was spending
less than his ... |
2 |
193 |
13 |
0.29 |
6/22/2005 10:53 am |
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The marital happiness
-A man complained a friend: "I had every things...
money, a beautiful house, a car imported, the love of a beautiful
woman, and of blow it ended !
<br>
<br>
-The friend ... |
1 |
205 |
11 |
1.11 |
6/22/2005 10:52 am |
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Notice to obtain wife
-A man put a notice in classified and it said: "I NEED
A WIFE".
<br>
The following day received hundreds of letters. All they
said the same thing:" YOU CAN CARRY MY WIFE! ... |
0 |
143 |
4 |
3.25 |
6/22/2005 10:50 am |
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Marital dialogues
-After a fight, a wife told her husband: "You Know,
I was a fool when I married with you".
<br>
<br>
-And the husband responded: "If Dear wife, but I was
lover and I did not ... |
0 |
158 |
2 |
3.81 |
6/22/2005 10:48 am |
|
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Knowing the woman
-A boy asks his father: "Dad, is true that in some countries
of Africa the man does not know his woman until already he
is married?"
And the father responds: "That passes in all the countries, ... |
1 |
165 |
4 |
3.25 |
6/22/2005 10:45 am |
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Cost of the marriage
-A boy asks him al father: "Dad, how much costs to be
married?"
<br>
- The father, after directing a look to his wife responds:
" I do Not know son, because I am paying ... |
0 |
121 |
5 |
3.14 |
6/22/2005 10:43 am |
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NEVER ASK SOMETHING FOR WHICH will have to be EXCUSED
A lady enters to a pharmacy and ask the pharmacist :
-Please, I want to buy arsenic.
Given that the arsenic is very toxic and fatal, the pharmacist
wanted to know more data before providing ... |
1 |
136 |
9 |
3.64 |
6/22/2005 10:42 am |
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You differentiate among adventure, relationships and marriage
Adventure: When its tongues are found in a full room.
Relationships: When their looks are found in a full room.
Marriage: When their children are lost in a full room.
<br>
... |
0 |
102 |
2 |
3.81 |
6/22/2005 10:39 am |
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Fidelity
- I am married since 20 years ago and always I was lover of
the same woman.
-That seems me admirable.
-Also somewhat dangerous. As soon as my woman be informed
kills ... |
0 |
98 |
4 |
3.25 |
6/22/2005 10:37 am |
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Definition of Marriage
1. A virgin less.
2. Only sentence to life in prison that is canceled for badly
behavior.
3. Situation in which any woman obtains what expected,
and no man expects what obtains.
4. ... |
0 |
113 |
5 |
2.49 |
6/22/2005 10:35 am |
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Flavor by the women
A friend tells to another:
- ˇHow curious!, before I liked all the women without exception,
now I like all women, except ... |
0 |
100 |
3 |
3.43 |
6/22/2005 10:33 am |
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The treatment of the wife
Wife: I want have a treatment to put my husband as a bull!
Doctor: Of course. Take out your clothes, please. We will
begin with the horns ... |
0 |
170 |
2 |
2.42 |
6/22/2005 10:30 am |
|
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Singing Lessons
Heyyyy! why you close the windows of your house each time
that his wife begins to practice his lessons of singing?
<br>
-So that the neighbors are not thinking that I am hitting ... |
0 |
161 |
1 |
5.00 |
6/22/2005 10:28 am |
|
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jealousy
The wife tells her husband:
I am tired of your jealousy. Do you believe that I have not
realized that a handsome, high detective follow me, with
pretty eyes and a little timid, ... |
0 |
199 |
2 |
2.42 |
6/22/2005 10:24 am |
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can
buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve
blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair ... |
3 |
1034 |
115 |
4.49 |
6/20/2005 4:51 am |
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WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS:
'So many men, so few who can afford me.'
<br>
'Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better
rich.'
<br>
'Don't treat me any differently than you would
the Queen.'
... |
0 |
174 |
9 |
3.00 |
6/20/2005 4:45 am |
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SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD APARTMENT...
It's the same bedroom you had as a kid, but now your parents
are charging you two grand a month.
<br>
Your building's security system is a cardboard cutout
of Clint Eastwood.
<br> ... |
0 |
169 |
7 |
3.30 |
6/20/2005 4:44 am |
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in New York
A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York
to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased
to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked
babe, and during the ... |
0 |
155 |
8 |
2.78 |
6/20/2005 4:44 am |
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Alimony Payments!!!
Alimony is "The screwing you get for the screwing
you used to ... |
0 |
150 |
14 |
4.42 |
6/10/2005 12:30 am |
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Decalogue of the perfect male
1.It's masculine to walk on hot stones
2.It's masculine to handle with an arm supported in
a window
3.It's masculine to have your shorts on the ground
of your room
4. It's masculine to have ... |
0 |
76 |
3 |
5.39 |
6/9/2005 10:42 pm |
sxytxn, 35 F
6/5/2005 3:29 pm
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Me and my sister
Once I met this guy named Jimmy, in a little bar in my hometown.
He wanted to get together and I wasn't really interested.
He was very nice and everything though. Anyway, a few days
later my ... |
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3.41 |
6/5/2005 3:29 pm |
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The Prince Turns Into a Clown
After searching on line for a man whom I felt was the apple
of my eye, I finally found him and his picture made me tingle
in places that I hadn't had any feeling for a very long
time. Or it ... |
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2.28 |
5/30/2005 1:30 pm |
Apojo, 44 M
5/29/2005 8:50 am
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The Rollercoaster
Tip: Never take a date on a rollercoaster after you have
eaten a large meat-lovers pizza. She won't love ... |
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5/29/2005 8:50 am |
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two to one
two very different people, too scared to get along, till
two heart beat together underneath one ... |
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5/29/2005 7:45 am |
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HOW
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without
a trace , cos I stand here taking every breath with you , you're
the only one who really knew me at all, take a look at me ... |
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2.51 |
5/29/2005 7:42 am |
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The TOAD and the FEMALE COMPANY
Alone and desperate by enjoying female company, a toad
decides call by phone of clairvoyance, for know that bring
his future.
The clairvoyant sentence:
-you Are going to know a beautiful ... |
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2.47 |
5/29/2005 12:43 am |
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The Clock and the liars
A Man in the sky. He sees clocks that mark the hour of the countries
of the world. All with different hours.
<br>
-żWhy each clock marks a different hour?
<br>
-Each clock ... |
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5/29/2005 12:42 am |
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Three short Jokes
-I am destroyed and desperate, John. I need a hundred dollars
and I do not know whom ask it.
-ˇLess badly! For a moment I believed that you would come
to ask money to me
... |
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5/29/2005 12:41 am |
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THE PRESENT Afghan WOMEN
Certain reporter that visits for the second time Afghanistan,
observes that, since the fall of the Taliban state, the
women no longer walk 10 steps behind their husbands, but
10 steps in front of ... |
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4.41 |
5/29/2005 12:40 am |
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CLASS OF RELIGION AND MORAL
In his first appointment a man asks his companion if she
desires to take a cup.
-ˇOh not! That I will say in my class of religion and moral?
-It responded she.
later, he offers her ... |
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5/29/2005 12:39 am |
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THE CURATIVE POWER OF THE LAUGHTER
The humor serves to alleviate the pain and to promote the
healing is serious thing for a growing number of doctors
and other professionals of the health.
<br>
All we know it well that ... |
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5/28/2005 3:38 pm |
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Women come in all makes and models
Why can't some guys see past big breast and cute butts,
and the twiggy party girl types. Some guys are only into
that, and don't want a girl with brains, or other beautiful
features. Try to look ... |
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5/22/2005 12:14 pm |
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Good Excuses!
A man, 50 year old, a powerful BMW is drive , at the freeway,
too fast.
<br>
-Then, saw the blue and red lights of a patrol car, behind
his car. Immediately, He stopped to a side of ... |
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5/13/2005 9:57 pm |
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Thoughts of humor 5
* The chicken is a merciless, wild, and carnivorous animal
(the worm)
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* The general practitioner is the one that knows that its
patient will die. The specialist is the one that ... |
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5/13/2005 7:31 pm |
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Thoughts of humor 4
* I am a great housewife of house. Each time that abandonment
to a man I remain with its house.
<br>
* When I am right nobody agrees. When I mistake it, he is forgot
nobody.
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5/13/2005 7:30 pm |
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Thoughts of humor 3
* Seated in this room I began to think: ˇSo expensive the
food and where comes to give!
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* I am in a so delicate situation that if my woman goes with
another, I go with them.
... |
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5/13/2005 7:23 pm |
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Thoughts of humor 2
* They form the perfect couple: she is diabetic and he is
an embittered.
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* The gray no longer they are respected: they are stained.
<br>
* The margarita has always a ... |
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5/13/2005 7:21 pm |
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Thoughts of humor 1
* The Karate makes sense. If you practice a lot to break boards
in half, ˇwill know to protect you the next time that a board
attack you!
<br>
* The tortoises live around 450 meters
... |
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2.49 |
5/13/2005 7:15 pm |
flanel, 48 F
5/13/2005 5:13 pm
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about marriage
First guy (proudly)
- My wife's an angel
Second guy :
You're lucky mine's still alive ... |
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5/13/2005 5:13 pm |
flanel, 48 F
5/13/2005 5:07 pm
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Divorce
question :
<br>
Why is divorce so expensive ?
<br>
answer :
Because it worth's it ... |
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5/13/2005 5:07 pm |
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Man!how do u want to be treated
hey
u are a man , how do u like to be treated
sometime u r like a big baby
, u like clowing and hide.if i treat like this always u will
either hate me or u will glow to be a sissie
sometime ... |
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5/12/2005 5:51 am |
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Nice one
Girls and Windows
Both have a great UI.
Both consume large resources and do less work.
Both crash unexpectedly.
Both are not easily portable on different architectures
(environment)
... |
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5/12/2005 5:10 am |
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Redneck family tree!!!!
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
<br>
This widow had a daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with ... |
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5/12/2005 1:41 am |
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road-tested excuses from the job site
It's that time of the year -the days are getting longer
and the weather's warming up.
That means only one thing; time to call in sick. Here are
some actual, road-tested excuses collected in a ... |
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5/11/2005 7:56 am |
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a strange friend from AFF
I've looked for pure friendship on line for a long long
time. I hope I can have a foreign friend who can help me with
my oral English. Of course, I can also help foreigners with
many things. And ... |
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4/29/2005 9:08 pm |
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5 sure ways to tell you just might be a redneck
Here are 5 proven ways to tell you just might be a redneck:
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5. Your family tree doesn't fork
... |
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4/27/2005 1:04 pm |
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The Night For In Love part : 1
It Night The Moon Be Vigil With Him.
He Exhibiting Plaint To Sea And Surf Angst
Black Night But White Heart , Imagining And His Head Blew
up .
He Dream With His Other Half .Look To His Body ... |
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4/21/2005 10:50 am |
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lets talk...............
on this day I made this heart for you as I worked the lines
out your beautyful face appeared the scraches on this heart
show you the pain it bend through, but this heart of mine
still shine bright ... |
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3/25/2005 8:04 pm |
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Top 5 country song titles of all time!
Here are the titles of the 5 most popular country songs ever!
<br>
No 5. "You are the reason our kids are ugly"..
<br>
No 4. "Take your tongue out of my mouth while I am saying ...
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3/21/2005 1:36 am |
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Grandfather's birthday
It is grampa's birthday again this year and all the
grandchildren got together to decide on a gift.
<br>
"Let's buy him somethig different this year"
they thought. "Every year we buy ... |
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3/21/2005 12:53 am |
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the things children do
it was the first time i took my kids to meet my new bf and everything
was going so smooth. i could not believe how well behaved
my kids were. they sat there and watched movies, we ate a
wonderful ... |
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3/16/2005 3:57 pm |
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---Never mind its a humor...---
How true is this?? Did you believe it when you heard it? I'll
be sorry if you did. Maybe someone who loves you also who
did his bid. You says someone telling you i have a new one.
Who is that ... |
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2/28/2005 11:56 pm |
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You wanna change me.......
Why is it when two people meet and fall in love.....they
both want the other person to become someone other than
the one they first were attracted to ... |
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2/20/2005 6:39 pm |
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meeting the parents
the first real time i went to meet my bf's parents, i
felt i had to really impress them. they were having his daughter
a birthday party and i thought, "hey perfect time
to show them the real me"
... |
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2/16/2005 3:58 am |
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Inside The Movie House
My date and I went to the movie house to watch "Harry
Potter 2." The seats were permanently arranged in
an arc. We were seated at the back seat near the aisle. We
were just waiting for the start ... |
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2/15/2005 9:48 pm |
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when the flowers smile sweetly to
can you water these flowers to grow up lovely and lovely
for ever?so please dont let your winds to blow for one day
we shall meet the world will be as one you and me and this shiningmoon.
can ... |
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2/12/2005 9:38 am |
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Pickup Slams!
Pickup: Do you want to get out of here?
Slam: As long as you promise not to come with me.
<br>
Pickup: Havent I seen you someplace before?
Slam: Yeah, thats why I don't go there ... |
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2/6/2005 6:18 pm |
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I Ran Into Stranger
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."
We were very polite, this stranger and I. ...
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1/31/2005 4:42 am |
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The Offer
He offered his honour
She hounered his offer
and all night he was on-her and off-her
<br>
... |
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1/28/2005 5:56 pm |
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Why I Knew she was gone ...when...
I knew she was gone ...
...when my mother-in-law moved out!
I knew she was gone ...
...when my dog came back home to me!
I knew she was gone ...
...when my bathroom wasn't an awful mess ... |
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1/28/2005 6:19 am |
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Way to a Man's Heart
Why do they say that the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, when clearly there is a better ... |
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1/27/2005 8:30 am |
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Invitation to dinner
"Honey, " said this husband to his wife, "I
invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are
you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't
go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel
... |
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1/21/2005 12:00 am |
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Looking
A woman posted an ad in a newspaper saying , ’looking for
a husband’. Next day she received hundreds of replyies
all sayng the same thing, ‘ You can have ... |
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1/21/2005 12:00 am |
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Variations of 69
There is a 96, that’s when you have a fight.
<br>
There is a 68, that's when you do me and I owe you one.
<br>
A 77 is a lesbian act. Because it is like a 69, but you get eight ... |
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1/21/2005 12:00 am |
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Country fair
A man took his wife to the county fair and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went
up to the first pen and noticed a sign attached that said,
"This ... |
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5.68 |
1/21/2005 12:00 am |
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Embarrassing moment
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided
to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally
able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and ... |
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1/21/2005 12:00 am |
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Fleeing
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife
suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing
diapers. "I'm busy, " he said. "I'll
do the next one." The next time ... |
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1/21/2005 12:00 am |
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Couple
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders
... |
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1/21/2005 12:00 am |
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Silent treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the
man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 AM ... |
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1/13/2005 12:00 am |
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Just because...
Just because you
THINK IT,
does not make
IT ... |
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1/11/2005 12:00 am |
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Men who enjoy lies
Hi, I want to share with you an experience that I had on line,
I met a "man" about many many years ago, about
8 years ago, and we decided to meet each other, so we met inside
a store, both of us ... |
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2.83 |
12/25/2004 12:00 am |
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wisdom and the courage
At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your ... |
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3.25 |
12/15/2004 12:00 am |
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wisdom and the courage
At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your ... |
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4.05 |
12/15/2004 12:00 am |
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Send the Bottle Back
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman
sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter
over and asks for their ... |
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5.97 |
12/12/2004 12:00 am |
huseges, 52 M
12/11/2004 12:00 am
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You probably should contemplate..............
When you ask someone out on a date you probably should pay
close attention as to how and what they reply to you in response
to your question, instead of staring at their ... |
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2.45 |
12/11/2004 12:00 am |
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Sad Story :~(
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
<br>
He told his friends that it was cool,
<br>
And when he pulled the trigger back,
<br>
It shot with a great crack.
... |
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12/8/2004 12:00 am |
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Very Touching :(
it's touching!
<br>
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding
through the night. They loved each other a lot..
Girl:" slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so ... |
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1.03 |
12/7/2004 12:00 am |
spink3, 20 F
12/7/2004 12:00 am
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love
loving you is like a sun to mii , a day whitout u is like a day
whitout rain non sun i love u so ... |
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12/7/2004 12:00 am |
_LMAO_, 34 M
12/1/2004 12:00 am
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irony of a chat room
"any ladies wanna chat"?..(no one replys)..."any
ladies wanna chat"? ...(no one replys)..."I
own a succesful company"...(all the Asian girls
say "hello" and all the American women say "yeah ... |
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4.10 |
12/1/2004 12:00 am |
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Our first Valentine
I started dating this guy when I was 20 years old. He was 9
years older than me and I was really excited about being
his girlfriend, because I thought that since he’s
older he must be really ... |
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2.84 |
11/26/2004 12:00 am |
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Women are smarter than Men
It's obvious that women are smarter than men, think
about it! Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend; man's
best friend is a ... |
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2.81 |
11/24/2004 12:00 am |
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good one
HELLO MY ........ Dear Handsome, ...
Here is my chance to tell the world how lucky I am to have found
an amazing GIRL like you. All my life I felt like I was meant
to be alone, as if my someone ... |
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1.51 |
11/23/2004 12:00 am |
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Apples and Wine :-))
Apples and Wine
<br>
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and ... |
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5.76 |
11/22/2004 12:00 am |
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Personality Blessings
It is quite true that having a sence of humor can assist building
a lasting relationship. How to get around any stumbling
blocks getting started is not so simple... Once in the groove
greatest ... |
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3.33 |
11/18/2004 12:00 am |
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is it ture that a women will buy something not wanting it
is it ture that a women can t wait to buy something not wanting
it realy.then cant wait to take it back the same day? ... |
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11/17/2004 12:00 am |
_LMAO_, 34 M
10/27/2004 12:00 am
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All men lie...I should know, I am one!
Hey I know I aint making any friends writing this lttle ditty
but lets face it....any guy will say whatever it takes to
get what he wants from a woman...maybe women made it that
way, who ... |
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3.86 |
10/27/2004 12:00 am |
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Eventful Statistics
If men chose costumes for all of their close attractive
female friends... Some would be incredible lingerie dolls
as partying late! Would that cause significant related
sales whenever visiting ... |
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0.48 |
10/23/2004 12:00 am |
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MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES
“ HOW DID IT HAPPEN/?” the doctor asked the middle-aged
farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg.
“Well DOC, 25 years ago---“
Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this ... |
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6.51 |
10/2/2004 12:00 am |
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THE WELCOME
WHEN OUR TEEN- AGE SON aquired a steady girlfriend, he began
spending, More time at her house then he did at his own . I
was relived when the girl’s father sent a note telling us
what a fine ... |
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156 |
29 |
5.75 |
10/1/2004 12:00 am |
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an affair
Mrs. Fitzgerald said to her maid, "Oh, I suspect that
my husband is having an affair with his secretary. "
"I don't believe it, " the maid angrily
responded, "you're just saying that to make ... |
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368 |
46 |
6.75 |
9/28/2004 12:00 am |
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what makes my love..
The feeling of emptiness is no longer around,
surrounded by butterflies and beautiful sound.
Now that I met you it all seems so clear,
that you are the angel that was sent to me here.
... |
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228 |
21 |
3.87 |
9/25/2004 12:00 am |
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short hair
My husband isnt very observant and one night after my bath
I decided to see if I could still stand on my head. My husband
walked in stoped and said dam you sure cut your hair short
this time. ... |
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195 |
23 |
5.35 |
9/25/2004 12:00 am |
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vacations
"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"
"Yes but I need to ask for something different"
"Go ahead ask me"
"You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when
I returned my wife
was
... |
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301 |
40 |
7.23 |
8/27/2004 12:00 am |
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old timer sex
An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner
together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks
his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex
together over fifty ... |
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434 |
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8.62 |
8/26/2004 12:00 am |
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Love z A Hard Question Which z Hard 2 Be Answred !..
They Say Luv z a Myth Nowdays Lived and Died Long TimeAgo
..
When we Used 2 Hear About it in Romeo and Juliet Stories ...
Qais and Layla
Titanic Sank Cleopetra ... Etc, Nowdays People Become ... |
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1.73 |
8/10/2004 12:00 am |
zaib79, 25 M
8/7/2004 12:00 am
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Why girls is same ???
Hi to all friends.
<br>
I am 25 year and 8 month old i am complete my graduation and
currently doing MBA. During a learing i was found lot of
girl they cheat me. Specially when her is ... |
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69 |
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0.33 |
8/7/2004 12:00 am |
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Love, Lust and Marriage
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
<br>
<br>
LOVE - ... |
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172 |
75 |
8.63 |
8/6/2004 12:00 am |
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Things Men Need to Know
1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear
is because
WE actually CHANGE our underwear.
<br>
2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women
in
... |
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190 |
58 |
7.11 |
8/6/2004 12:00 am |
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Humor????
yeah it is good to have humor in a relationship, laughter
is good medicine for the soul. If anyone can make me laugh
they are ok. I can make people laugh too but mostly it is him.
To me there is ... |
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144 |
20 |
1.59 |
8/5/2004 12:00 am |
sissu, 23 F
7/17/2004 12:00 am
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Relationship and Humour? Howcome...?
I mean..ok, I undestand that u have quite greate time with
ur love one etc but what´s the deal with relationship humour?
is it humorous when u do stupid things together or what?
i really dont get ... |
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189 |
38 |
0.00 |
7/17/2004 12:00 am |
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Humour in Love and Hate
You know your relationship is a joke when your loved one
says I LOVE you everytime you leave. Yeah, that's a
bummer. You know they really hate you when they say I hate
you everytime your in the ... |
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113 |
41 |
0.10 |
7/2/2004 12:00 am |
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RE: Because I Am A Woman
1. Get all John Gray's and Deborah Tanenbaum's
books-and seriously read them.
<br>
2. Most women are *not" like this, so if you are obsessed
with high maintenance women, maybe you might ... |
0 |
69 |
36 |
4.19 |
6/30/2004 12:00 am |
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read and see
Come and get me baby! yow! Ok...On the one hand I'm looking
to make all kinds of friends from all over the place! On the
other hand...I'm also looking for THE ONE. so please
keep that in mind ... |
1 |
175 |
18 |
0.40 |
6/14/2004 12:00 am |
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love is
Love is like a 5 cent deposit on a pop bottle.
If it is not returned it is not worth anything ... |
1 |
179 |
42 |
7.24 |
6/10/2004 12:00 am |
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Internet Search
Searchin' and strollin'
Keeping those cursor's rollin'
Too old and too plump
This one writes like Forrest Gump
Too tall, Or am I too short
... |
0 |
198 |
70 |
4.24 |
5/21/2004 12:00 am |
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Love is just a word....
Love is a four letter word spelled many different ways in
many different languages  ... |
0 |
281 |
49 |
3.77 |
5/21/2004 12:00 am |
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Story
'Jakkubhai's story
Due to wrong guidance, Rajini joins the Muslim fundamentalists
and
becomes a terrorist. Without his knowledge, his organization
gets into
riots and murders. Innocent ... |
0 |
137 |
25 |
0.81 |
5/16/2004 12:00 am |
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Stupid LawZ
California
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
<br>
New Jersey
You cannot pump your own gas.
All gas stations are full ... |
0 |
366 |
31 |
3.53 |
5/12/2004 12:00 am |
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Young and dumb
Once upon a time it seems in another life I married my teenage
sweetheart.
We didnt have much so we lived with my grandparents.We were
young , dumb,
in love and in lust. I found my self at one ... |
0 |
141 |
52 |
1.99 |
5/11/2004 12:00 am |
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MARRIAGE
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the ... |
0 |
152 |
125 |
7.96 |
5/5/2004 12:00 am |
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men dont mature
the theory is marry someone who is old and mature, but the
new theory is men don't mature.. so better get marry
with the younger one instead ... |
0 |
92 |
56 |
1.57 |
5/3/2004 12:00 am |
dowry, 27 M
5/1/2004 12:00 am
1
Article,
Score
0.0
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love is realy
love is when you cant even nimagin what the world could b
e without the other pearson.
you just have to like those people and be with them. ... |
0 |
142 |
43 |
2.40 |
5/1/2004 12:00 am |
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ALL the same
A Young man polughing field. A man comes and asks "
Hello ! brother where this road goes ?" but young man
says " I don't sell, one bull is mine and the another
is my wife's". An hour later young ... |
0 |
168 |
25 |
0.37 |
4/27/2004 12:00 am |
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Because I am a Woman....
I cannot buy just one thing. If I say I am going to get a skirt
to match the blouse you just bought me, I will return three
hours later with a full mix ‘n’ match wardrobe, including
shoes. ... |
0 |
211 |
128 |
6.17 |
4/16/2004 12:00 am |
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How to find true beauity!
Rember this one line when looking for beauity:
<br>
"Beauity is only a lightswitch away"  ... |
0 |
143 |
56 |
7.66 |
4/15/2004 12:00 am |
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A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as ... |
1 |
188 |
108 |
7.86 |
4/14/2004 12:00 am |
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RE: I Don't Know iF This is Funny Or Weird
It is strange funny and kind of weird. Lucky for you he *is*
your *ex*! Been there, divorced my ex too... ... |
0 |
226 |
39 |
3.64 |
4/11/2004 12:00 am |
INC77, 32 M
4/6/2004 12:00 am
1
Article,
Score
0.0
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computin engr. velli.
LUV TALKED ABOUT IS EASILY TURNED ASIDE, BUT LUV DEMONSTRATED
IS IRRESISTABLE....
Velli. ... |
2 |
187 |
24 |
5.40 |
4/6/2004 12:00 am |
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no teeth!
you know your in a sad state when you show up at a coffee place
for a date and the first thing your date says is "I should
probly tell you... I have no teeth!" ... |
0 |
161 |
56 |
4.74 |
4/4/2004 12:00 am |
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So Serious
my life has been so serious and i really dont know how to not
only take jokes but im uncomfortable with humour ... |
0 |
101 |
29 |
0.83 |
3/30/2004 12:00 am |
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What Humor??
I really should not be surprised, but I really am tired of
seeing people use a humor site to put down men, women and
even themselves. If things are really *that* bad, you need
to seek professional ... |
0 |
136 |
40 |
1.72 |
3/26/2004 12:00 am |
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They get you in the end
Registered Retirement Savings Plans and Women: invest
in them your whole life, but just know that if you try to withdraw,
they will get your money. ... |
0 |
66 |
31 |
5.73 |
3/24/2004 12:00 am |
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Gravity
It is a scientific fact that the heavier a woman's chest,
the heavier the pull of gravity on a man's eyes from
yours. ... |
0 |
109 |
40 |
8.35 |
3/24/2004 12:00 am |
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is it just me
So your 50 divorced 10 years and looking!!!!!!! Now you
become the "old frump", or the single 50 who
suddenly becomes every womans fear. What's the answer
according to some the toyboy done that ... |
0 |
237 |
36 |
2.72 |
3/17/2004 12:00 am |
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the 'men ' commandments
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
The moment Angelina Jolie starts ... |
0 |
240 |
284 |
8.10 |
3/1/2004 12:00 am |
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Top Ten Worst Cybersex Lines
10. My keyboard or yours?
9. Wanna come see my JPEGs?
8. Well, I've got a floppy drive.
7. So that's what the mousepad is for!
6. Hold it, my trackball is stuck.
5. Open your Windows, ... |
0 |
154 |
92 |
1.93 |
2/28/2004 12:00 am |
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Things I've learned...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
<br>
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people
are ... |
0 |
247 |
74 |
6.86 |
2/26/2004 12:00 am |
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heart beat...
have you ever experienced of falling in love not knowing
that its your biggest mistake???or have you done something
wrong that you wanted to end up everything what you have
started???...what if ... |
0 |
278 |
47 |
2.31 |
2/9/2004 12:00 am |
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Pick Up Line
Two girlfriends and I were at a local bar on a Friday night.
It was opening deer season and some gentlemen from a big
city about 2 hours away had come to the "country"
to hunt. One man ... |
0 |
239 |
86 |
0.00 |
2/6/2004 12:00 am |
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reasons to go out with me
1-you might actually enjoy it
2-i can usually eat spag boll without getting it all over
me
3-cats like me (and dogs)
4-i have never locked myself in a car or any other vehicle
5-i change my ... |
0 |
178 |
63 |
1.78 |
1/29/2004 12:00 am |
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Women are from VENUS, Men are from MARS! Then I chooose to live on the Mars.
Comparing to Mars, and on the contrary, VENUS is a Planet
surrounded-enshrouded with full of deadly, poisonous
gases and very unhostile, unfriendly atmosphere.I think
life on Mars has a better ... |
0 |
69 |
64 |
4.07 |
1/24/2004 12:00 am |
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Re: how to kill a blonde
the mirror yes,
<br>
I prefer the scratch and sniff stickers... it is way funnier
to see them that way...lol ... |
2 |
71 |
65 |
0.01 |
1/16/2004 12:00 am |
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I thought this is the site for friends to join?
It amazes me how this is such a great friend finder, but yet
some people on here just don't want to be friends with
anyone. If these people are only looking for beautiful
companions, then they ... |
0 |
255 |
104 |
8.22 |
1/5/2004 12:00 am |
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Faster than sound...
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that
why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? ...
|
0 |
450 |
110 |
7.26 |
12/14/2003 12:00 am |
melto2, 30 F
12/9/2003 12:00 am
4
Articles,
Score
0.0
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more pick up lines!!!
I am a girl that gets a kick out of any guy who is brave enough
to use these.
<br>
1- is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz I can see myself in
your pants!
<br>
2- Im no fred ... |
0 |
161 |
117 |
4.77 |
12/9/2003 12:00 am |
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i dont know if this is funny or weird
my ex is the worst liar..i once caught him jerking off to
porn and his excuse was "oh these damn crabs are killing
me" lmao!! ... |
0 |
86 |
77 |
1.05 |
12/8/2003 12:00 am |
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how it feels for the first touch ina relationship
oh how wonderful the first touch is you may feellike resisting
but the fire in you cant accept thats the moment youve waited
for in yor life but yuo cant accept the time has come many
close there ... |
0 |
431 |
80 |
0.00 |
12/5/2003 12:00 am |
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Laugh off!
A guy was sitting in front of a river, wearing such a glum
expression.
A friend came by and asked him what was wrong. He replied,
"I lent a guy $5000 for surgery and now I don't
even know what ... |
0 |
179 |
67 |
7.34 |
12/2/2003 12:00 am |
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Dating in 1956
It's the summer of 1956 and Bobby goes to pick up his
date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own
car and a duck tail hairdo.
<br>
When he goes to the front door, Peggy ... |
0 |
244 |
129 |
9.32 |
12/1/2003 12:00 am |
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The Woman & The Lawyer
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married
12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the
bridal suite at their hotel. The bride said to her new groom,
"Please, ... |
0 |
176 |
539 |
8.39 |
11/21/2003 12:00 am |
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Pick-up lines
Man: So you wanna go get a pizza and have sex?
Woman: slaps the man!
Man: What? You dont like pizza?
<br>
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again?
... |
0 |
127 |
86 |
2.76 |
11/10/2003 12:00 am |
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Is it easy to "kill" a blond??
Of course! It is really easy...just put a mirror on a swimming-pool
floor!!...You'll see the result!!
<br>
Ah! Ah!...Just kidding... ... |
0 |
211 |
100 |
2.89 |
11/6/2003 12:00 am |
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Adam
God said, "Adam, I want y ou to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God ... |
1 |
263 |
92 |
8.48 |
11/3/2003 12:00 am |
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10 bloodcurdling lines that scare men most:
10 bloodcurdling lines that scare men most:
<br>
Halloween's here, so brace yourselves for a real horror:
Most guys would rather fling themselves into a pit of flesh-eating
zombies ... |
0 |
276 |
165 |
7.69 |
11/2/2003 12:00 am |
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Top 10 rejection comeback lines:
Top 10 rejection comeback lines:
<br>
Nothing in the dating game puts the fear of God in a man quite
like rejection. But odd as it may seem, those that can claim
being kicked to the ... |
1 |
156 |
82 |
5.09 |
11/2/2003 12:00 am |
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Phrases used by people in their relationship with their real meaning.
It took me some time to learn the following the hard way,
but finally, here it is!… Some of the phrases used by people
in their relationship with their real meaning.
<br>
WHAT YOU HEAR ... |
0 |
167 |
49 |
1.12 |
10/30/2003 12:00 am |
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Favorite Pick Up Lines
Favorite Pick Up Lines:
<br>
They may or may not be the best way to win someone over, but
they are certainly a conversation starter, and if delivered
right, may garner a good laugh.
... |
0 |
207 |
72 |
6.58 |
10/29/2003 12:00 am |
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Great Jokes
A woman was taking her husband to a retirement home. As she
was driving in the gate she saw three naked old ladies lying
on the lawn. She went to the clerk and said
“Now see here, I want to ... |
1 |
152 |
66 |
6.98 |
10/28/2003 12:00 am |
