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Aging Backwards
 
Come here to escape the real world. Oh wait, that's probably not possible, just bring your humor with you.
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Survival Test! Apr 13, 2011 2:21 am
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Ok, I couldn't come up with an interesting blog, so I came up with this one, just play along. Even if you don't care or think this is silly or you live in a big city. Chances are slim that this would ever happen to you...but you never know...or maybe you have had something similar like this happen to you.

You are stranded in a mountain forest...you have only five matches, a knife, a paper clip, 3 granola bars, some beef jerky, an empty soda can, and 2 pieces of rope. Hopefully you are wearing at least a decent sweatshirt, a good pair of jeans, and some good footwear. What do you do? Can you survive? Or will the bears eventually eat you...ok that's really morbid, lol! Just pretend you are McGyver if you like. Good luck!
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Smileys that are hazardous to your health! Jun 27, 2008 1:39 am
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May cause you to turn red permanently.

This guy is a real pain in the neck!

Heartache tonight! I think I will pass on that.

Only useful if you're sneaky and you like heat.

It's not easy being green.

You need fake nails now or maybe fake fingers if you can't stop!

Nothing good can come from this!

Stop, drop, and roll!

This guy will steal your treasured booty and your women too!
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Always in our hearts Apr 13, 2008 11:57 pm
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Even though friends may be far away or out of our lives for a while, they are always in our hearts and minds.
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The first blog I posted on when I joined this site.... Feb 29, 2008 11:03 pm
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....was Eimee! After reading her blogs I knew I needed to blog. Her blogs are so creative and she makes everyone feel so welcome and she makes me laugh! Thanks Eimee for all that you give to us! Hugs and love to you!
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A woman's eyes Feb 24, 2008 9:41 pm
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Whether they are blue or brown, green or hazel, they are all beautiful in their own unique way.

They show us when she's happy

They show us when she's sad

They show us her passions and dreams

They show it when she flirts with you.

Oh wait! That's probably just one of her big eyelashes caught in her eye.

Did you really think she was winking at you!

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A post loaded with nonsense! Dec 4, 2007 12:58 am
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Does the weather have you feeling like this or

Does your job have you feeling like this or

Are you or

Are you these days or

Are you or

A girl for every guy and a guy for every girl!

This could cause this to happen to you!

Ladies, would you date these guys?

Is every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man?


If they mated: + = + =
+ = + =

Toasterman!
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Letting our light shine Nov 18, 2007 10:40 pm
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A friend sent me this when I was going through some rough times about five years ago. It is a piece of Nelson Mandella's presidential inaugural speech from 1994. Hope you enjoy it!

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

We ask ourselves, who are we to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?

Actually, who are you not to be?...

You playing small doesn't serve the world.

There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so other people won't feel insecure around you...

And as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.

As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others!"
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Risk Nov 9, 2007 12:12 am
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To laugh is to risk appearing the fool
To weep is to risk being called sentimental
To reach out to another is to risk involvement
To expose feelings is to risk showing your true self
To place your ideas and dreams before the crowd is to risk being called naive
To love is to risk not being loved in return
To live is to risk dying
To hope is to risk despair
To try is to risk failure

But risks must be taken because the greatest risk in life is to risk nothing
The people who risk nothing
Do nothing,
Are nothing, and
Become nothing;
They avoid suffering and sorrow
But they simply cannot learn to feel and change, and grow, and love, and live....
Chained by their servitude, they are slaves;
They have forfeited their freedom
Only the people who risk are truly free.
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Earth Day is more than keeping our environment healthy... Apr 22, 2012 12:18 am
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it is a reminder to keep ourselves healthy too. Making sure we keep the air we breathe and the water we drink clean for today and for the future. To use our resources not for greed, destruction, and exploitation, but in a balanced way. When we don't we will eventually pay a high price for being thoughtless and careless. Happy Earth Day to those who care and also to those who don't so much.
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The cookies don't like you either Mitt Romney! :P Apr 20, 2012 12:59 am
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Even Thurston Howell from Gilligan's Island would have at least tried a cookie at the picnic table while talking to the working people of a Pennsylvania town. But nooooo!!!! You're too good for them, Mr. Phony as a $3 bill. I think even Santorum would have at least tasted one of the cookies! The bakery you insulted got a good promo though. Maybe some caviar or creme brouillet would be to your liking. I would personally serve you Spam or Boloney. Ok, let's stop for a second folks.

This is probably at the point where a conservative blogger here will rail against my words and tell you how great Romney is and how wrong I am to even mention this cookie thing. This blogger would blame everything on the other side and say what a great businessman Romney is and that he would restore our country to it's true greatness finally. Or maybe this blogger just hates Obama for any reason that comes to mind and calls him nasty names and will vote for Romney for that reason. This blogger might even say that Obama is going to take away your gun rights and make you change or take away your religion. This blogger will also use the word socialist and marxist over and over again to describe where are country is headed.

Of course that is a load of bull, considering what extreme, or ultra-conservative Republicans do all the time to this country and what they have done in the past, which is to exploit the people and fool them into thinking they care about them and telling them untruths. They can't fix the deficit without making every good person suffer more. The Democrats can't fix it either, but at least they don't go after hard working people the way Republicans do. All these Republicans yearn for is complete power and if the voters give it to them they will pounce on it and continue their limitless exploitation. There will be no jobs made from these Republicans, you can count on that.

If these Republicans were reasonable it would be a totally different story, but they refuse to and will never probably change their ways. There are some good Republicans, but they are very hard to find these days. I don't believe in everything Obama does, but I sure as hell wouldn't trust most Republicans, considering their cruel and cheating track record.
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