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Indian buses turn men on…
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Jan 18, 2009 7:33 am
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Due to the inflated traffic in india, the pleasure of driving an empty road is almost impossible. And because of my sore back, doctors advised me not to take a bike or car to commute. The only option left for me is to take the bus to travel round the city.
The bus that I usually board is from the final terminus to any other part of the city. This gives me the upper hand of securing the seat. Till here there is no problem. The actual problem starts when the bus leaves the station and starts its journey round the city. The traffic in my city is just madness. And so, the bus driver has to constantly accelarate and halt to avoid any collision.
This movement of the bus for significantly a long time, physically and unknowingly triggers the male sexual senses directly tightening the pants. Now don’t think I am a pervert saying this but I have constantly suffered a sense of discomfort all the time I disembark the bus.
Personally I do not like to get turned on this way but I have no choice as the buses are the only way I can travel. Sounds funny??? Yeah it is. Otherwise how would my india be the second largest populated country in the world???
Good day all and do not board buses wearing tight pants (for men)…
tj
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Brides and farm animals…
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Jan 13, 2009 11:03 pm
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My stay in india has been turning into a superb experience. No one knows what I do for a living but everyone thinks that I am a potential groom. All my relatives have been showing me photos of women who are looking for a match to matrimony…
Funny thing is that match making has started to get a little serious now at my house. My grandma showed me a photo of a girl and asked me how she looked. I immediately took a marker and drew two horns and long ears to make it look like a cow. My grandma stopped speaking to me after that incident.
I tried telling my people that I am not ready for a marriage right now but it seems that they do not get my message. And guess what??? I have picked up a new talent of an artist. All the photos I got for a match are now looking like some animals. Thanks to my marker. My talent in making potential brides into farm animals is improving day by day.
Honestly, I do not have anything against marriage but I want to know my woman before I settle down with her. So let me find my woman myself. I hope atleast I make sense to you bloggers…
Time to go now and draw more…
Good day all..
tj
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Me, myself and my country...
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Jan 12, 2009 1:56 am
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India has not changed in any manner. She is the same golden goddess with all filth around her…
What is best about her is the influence she instills in me. She changes me to suit myself to the society within her. I am surprised to see myself eat really spicy food with tears flooding my face, ignore signals while driving here, cross busy roads without caring about the traffic congestion I would cause, stare at women like I am a virgin, pee anywhere without public awareness, yell out load at other people to satisfy my anger, fart loudly at public places, talk only movies and actresses with my friends and so much more to the list…
If only I had done all these above things in other countries I traveled, I would be shot by now… but my India lets me do all these things without being questioned. Weird you think??? Then try coming to India to see what I am talking about…
Good day all…
tj
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Trauma without warning…
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Jan 7, 2009 9:37 pm
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I reached india on the 9th of December. All of a sudden, I was unable to walk as my left leg stopped responding. Relentless I hopped around in bangalore(my home town) looking for a solution to fix my leg…
None could suggest me anything. Some doctors told me that I had lumbar stenosis, others said I had a nerve blocked and some even suggested that I had to get my lower back operated. I spent a week alone at a far off guesthouse with minimum body movement.
I did a self analysis as to why I was put into this situation. And I remember that earlier I had punished my body with extended physical training and little rest. That habit of mine kicked my butt now. I thought hard and came to a conclusion that I will solve my problem myself. Carefully, studying my leg and back movement, I started to cure myself.
Yoga was always my remedy to any physical ailment. I mixed all the movements I knew and practised it relentlessly for the last two weeks… today, my left leg is alive and I am able to walk. Not as fast as before but managing the weight of my body equally on both my legs.
I have an unusual walking style ( more like a penquin) but I see progress. Yes, I am hurt very badly as I always considered myself to be physically fit but this is what makes me feel stronger. When life throws series of tests at me, I only make it a point to pass them all to know myself better. Honestly, I have one big test ahead of me ( you will know it eventually)… and I know I will pass that too..
I came, I took the test, I passed… lol..
Good day all..
Tj.
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News headlines you don’t want to read in future…..funny but possible...
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Dec 5, 2008 5:44 pm
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Headline 1:-
Barrack Obama wants to move African continent close to USA to eradicate racism.
Headline 2:-
Britney spears hits her baby one more time…
Headline 3:-
Bankrupt Pamela Anderson donates her breasts for hurricane victim’s relief fund.
Headline 4:-
Osama bin laden nominated for Nobel peace prize for controlling population.
Headline 5:-
Indian politician arrested in Miami for touching himself at a nude beach.
Headline 6:-
China manufactures nuclear fire crackers for New Year’s Eve.
Headline 7:-
Pakistan wants peace with India to trade nuclear warheads.
Headline 8:-
Microsoft India, switching computers to sewing machines due to global recession.
Headline 9:-
Angelina jolie adopts Japanese humanoid asimo as Japan denied her claim to adopt anymore.
Headline 10:-
50 cent nominated as Dalai Lama’s successor.
Headline 11:-
Real estate prices on moon drops due to increased solar radiation.
Headline 12:-
Indian education includes subjects’ terrorism and corruption in the new syllabus.
Headline 13:-
Queen Elizabeth wins Oscar for her role in “Mummy 5- united kingdom, divided family”.
Headline 14:-
“Tranquil_tj sexiest man in the world” -New York Times.
Headline 15:-
Iraq lends $29 trillion to USA, UK and Germany to eliminate poverty.
Headline 16:-
Indian scientists approve of bestiality (sex with animals) to reduce the maddening population explosion.
Headline 17:-
Laptops are replaced with personal secretaries for comprehensive work-play balance.
Final Headline
“World is coming to an end on 30th July 2016 at 0023 hours midnight”
Good day all… 
Tj.
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Drop your pants and cough!!!
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Nov 30, 2008 8:46 pm
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My medical check up was an embarrassment that I can never forget. The blood and urine samples were handed over at the counter and finally I had to see the doctor for my last test.
I step in to find a half Chinese half Indian doctor, seated with the glasses almost to the tip of his nose reading my name with great difficulty. He is an elderly man and so I thought I would pardon him even if he pronounced my name weirdly. He was showing his nurse something from the report and spoke in Chinese. I stood there waiting for the final test.
He looked at me and said, “Mr.T, drop your pants and cough for me please”.
“I am sorry, what”!!! Felt like punching on his face, breaking his nose and jaw. How dare he embarrass me in front of his pretty Chinese nurse!!
He said it was a medical examination to check if my brains (you know what I mean) moved when I coughed.
“No way doc, I am not taking this test. I know for sure everything moves and I am not showing you my brains in the name of some pervert test. You can write whatever springs to your mind on the medical report but it’s a man’s private asset that is not for public display. No way, I am not taking this test.”
Spoke all the while with raging temper and I was the loudest in the clinic. He waived off the test for me and was equally pissed with me… but I cared less as I did not go through the process of coughing with my pants down….
Hope someday the medical community finds an alternative for this test.
Tj
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Friend, my fantasy friend….
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Nov 14, 2008 6:38 pm
Mood: grateful,
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A friend I have, in thick and thin,
Never did I miss her even without her.
She leaves a lasting dance in my mind,
Dance that I enjoy watching all the time.
She is fantasy and she is a secret that I don’t know,
She exists not in reality,
Coz in reality, she would not exist.
She knows me and I know her not.
I desire to think of her for all the pleasure
And a blissful smile that soothes my senses.
She is imaginary and she is a delight…
I miss her not and I thank her for her luminous presence in me...
Thanks angel...
Tj...
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There are more idiots than I thought…
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Nov 8, 2008 5:19 pm
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I heard a lot about the term IQ (intelligence quotient) and last evening I got a little curious about it. I knew that each person had a rated IQ based on his/ her intelligence of perception. After reading more on IQ, I realized that it was only a rating given to individual based on his intelligence. But i understood it as a test of perception. The clearer a person perceives, the higher the rating.
So I found couple of sites popping up information on free tests to rate my IQ. Anyways, they were free and I had time to spare. So I took up the tests in different sites and I averaged 147 IQ. I did not know what that rating meant till I read the results explaining that I was in the top six percent of the population in the world. I laughed at the results because my father always told me that I had vacuum between my ears . I then took another set of tests on IQ and performed like an animal would and I averaged 93. The result stated that I was one amongst the 45 percent world population.
I always thought that I was an idiot while I walked amidst people… but the funny fact is that there are more idiots than I imagined. Yeah, I cannot base a conclusion on some pre programmed junk test scores but it feels good to know that I am smarter than most. Hahaha…
PS: - can anyone help me find a calculator? I need to count the number of stars in the sky as I am super smart.
Good day all…
Tj...
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Yeah baby!!! Daddy is happy…
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Nov 6, 2008 11:23 pm
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I got the permission to stay yet another year in Malaysia. And this is awesome news to me. My folks in India are disappointed but I cannot go to them as of now… my hands are getting filled now and I cannot stop this peace, privacy and freedom I have in Malaysia. So I am off to cancel my tickets now. Is life kissing me with goodies or what!!!!
Good day to all beautiful people…
Tj…
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Her innocent laughter…
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Oct 31, 2008 1:24 am
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She is not worth my girlfriend, nor my wife nor just an acquaintance to talk to. But she fits the role of an angel to me. Yes, she is my best source of rejuvenation. How I met her?? No idea!! But glad that I met her.
We spoke for long hours and mostly we spoke anything but personal stuff. I hate to ask or speak anything personal. And she hates it as well. She says that I tickle her funny bone most often. It’s a compliment if I take it in a right spirit but if I am a little offended then I sure take her comments saying that I am fit to be a circus clown. It’s spontaneous for me to be funny. And honestly, I have seen so many women laugh to my silly antics but no one looks as fantabulous as this woman.
An eye-catching sight while she laughs. She has this natural, original laughter that is tough to explain. Shy, she covers a little of her lips with her palms, partially concealing the rest of the mouth and her chuckle with consistent break of air soothes the ear of its sound. I found a shift of energy from her laughter into me This was the first time I noted of this uniqueness that befitted this woman. She was natural in her laughs. Never faked it. And it’s hard for me to erase the sight off my mind. Like I said, she is just an angel. Not fit to be a girlfriend, soul mate or any other social name board.
And for once, I am happy to have an angel who makes all other relations insignificant. I respect her, admire her and embrace her for the naturalness she has. If heaven laughed then it would probably look like this woman.
Swooningly listening to her laughs…
Tj…
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