| Cruelty to Bunnies. |
Apr 1, 2008 1:05 pm
1131 Views |  | There once was a happy bunny, all covered in fluff and fir, Or fur,
He ate crocuses and other stuff, used wash and go on his hair,
One day he washed and went to the bunny party in Finland afar,
Had a feast on flowers fruits and plants, they even had a bunny bar.
Out came the wicked witch with hand grenades and a big shotgun,
With a licentious smile she was out to stop all the bunny fun,
She raised her gun and fired, waiting for the bang to come,
Shot happy bunny not once but twice in his fluffy little Bum.
But fluffy bunny had a lot of really good friends and mates,
They held a war party conference outside the old witches gates,
The moles started to burrow under the foundations of her house,
Woodworm began eating furniture, on guard, a real scary mouse.
The house soon began to crumble and around her ears did fall,
Next year the bunnies plan not just a party but a full Bunny Ball,
The moral of this story is quite clear for all and everyone to see,
Don’t Mess with Happy Bunnies... |
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| Little Red Peppers and what they do to you. |
Mar 31, 2008 2:34 pm
Mood: I wanna do what bunnies do. ar, 1239 Views |  | This photo, if FF lets it through is of little
red peppers.
Quoting someone... hmmm 54 inches and 26 HP.
Well here is my 3 inches and 1 HP.
Hold me don’t speak say nothing at all,
Let our bodies engulf answer my call,
A melodic rhythm of two, desire a need,
Our emotions and love let them be freed.
Our flesh touches and melts two into one,
On your back mother earth, on mine the sun,
As we twist, turn thrust love, push and pull,
Our consummation, a passion of love, so full.
Our greed for each other moments of lust,
Ultimate passion within our final thrust,
Our bodies as in heaven together do float,
Unknown purity, virginity, engulfs our coat.
Yes you are mine now and me only for you,
No stormy grey skies, just turquoise and blue,
I am within you, spent, our hearts gently touch,
I cry don’t ever leave me, I need you so much. |
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| Blogging anniversary. |
Mar 30, 2008 5:28 pm
2153 Views |  | I really DO hate people that do long posts of more than four words... So yes I hate me.
I’ve been on this site for over a whole year, (no wonder I was enticed to play Bingo).
I pished and pharted about sending zillions of winks and viewing every
female that looked as though she had a pulse. I had so many responses
and emails, it was unbelievable... (well one or two) I soon realised
that 99% were fake. (if you can have 99% of two?)
Anyway by pure chance, a mistake, I clicked on the Blog thingy.
Read a few Blogs and thought, Hey this is fun.
The first blog I remember reading was by “Captain Pug wash”
(Who has been banned, Gawd rest ‘is soul) It was a joke I had heard
when I was 2 years old. I thought Hey you can be a real dip stick and
still have fun here. So I put out a “blog” yeah the normal boring thing..
Hello I’m new here etc.
I had nine replies. Below in order of appearance.
1. Sens_is_me... Does she still exist?
2. ndpenadentlady44. Yep she’s still around.
3. MeEimeebons. Who wears her blouse back to front.
4. ‘Ole headless Hot lips (with the nice legs), who keeps having crushes.
5. lostwithoutyou2... is she still lost?
6. Mr. Hair himself. debutantebaltimor. (who should be having his 100th
birthday soon).
7. ladykath. Is she still a lady and still here?
8. Ireland. Who only seems to blog/post every 28 days...
9. Curvycat. Who I’ve only seen once again.
So.. Nine girlies, (yes including D . got me hooked on blogging.
A couple of months later I actually posted on peoples blogs, leaving
comments. hmm!
My first post/comment, (because I fell in love with her lips), was on the
headless woman, (with the nice legs). B.U.T. she never replied. Bummer.
My second comment/post, was on Entranceme... She didn’t Entrance me
‘cos she didn’t reply to my comment. But then again I was NEW and my
comments were pretty Naff.
My third post/comment went to Missyhex. Hey I thought I was on a
winner here with a handle like that. But her reply confused me.
My fourth comment/post went to Kirst74 who seemed to have a thing
about Holydad1. But hey, at least I understood her comment.
So here I am one year on, still single, still thinking about taking up
bingo seriously... NOT.
So what I am really saying here is....hmm! something, but I’m not really
sure what... Perhaps....
Thank you to all you Bar stewards, that I have met along this last year
of Blogging, you have made my life so complete and whole, (or perhaps
that should read .. you have made my life a hole.)
NO really I have met some really lovely people here, and they have
enriched my life.. fingers down my throat.
Three people have really touched me. But I wont
embarrass them here... Oh yes I will.
You have an angelic voice. But you missed my birthday by two days.
It is a shame you are happily married, or you could be my tenth wife.
lol.
Next a very very special person, who knows who she is. Come
back and speak to us all soon. I know you will.
And last but not least, someone who is very special. If you don’t
know who you are.... then you are not very special.
Happy anniversary to my bloggers. Love to you all, except....
Don(RIP), Elric, DB, Oldhog, Dan, Riny, Y(something or other) Niceperson, ... hey and many other male mates, and that old dog Muttly.
Gud nite tone. |
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| Ok BINGO |
Mar 28, 2008 6:43 pm
1308 Views |  | There are a certain set of rules, (female Rules) which I don’t quite
understand. humph! But I will try my best.
First of all you buy a ticket/card like the one on my previous blog.
(I ain’t going to tell you which one it was so you can visit all my blogs
and boost my kudos and rating ROF . Then you have a caller.. A
person, that has a bag of balls, or counters, with the numbers from 1-99
printed on them, or if you are posh, a computer thingy, that does it
automatically. These balls/counters are picked one at a time randomly
from a bag, (or posh tarts with a computer the same way). And if the
caller picks a ball/counter with the number seven/7 out of the bag, he or
she says number seven/7.
If you have the number seven/7 on your card/ticket ( as previously
shown on my first blog) then you cross that number out.
Then he/she picks out the the next one, number 44 and you cross that
number out, if it is on your card/ticket.
OK it can get a bit complicated here.... Because, they have lots of
different combinations, and things, of 4 corners, 1 line, 2 lines and a full
house. So me being a bunny, we will go just on a full house.
A full house is when you have crossed off all the numbers on your
card/ticket as and when the caller calls the numbers.
If the last number called is ... 55, and it is you last number to be crossed
off your card..... then you shout, BINGO, HOUSE, or YES I’VE WON.
And yes you win.... and receive the prize.
Ok that is easy. YES. If some of you sad people want to try a Cyber
bingo then I will do it for you..
Right that’s the game and it’s sooo easy, and so much fun. NOT.
Now comes the hard part.... yeah always a problem somewhere.
There is a certain criteria to qualify to play this game.
1. If you have more than one brain cell, you probably wont qualify to
play.
2. If you look like a Michelin man, and have a blue rinse, you are
favorite to win.
3. If you can hold a pen in one hand, a gin and tonic in the other, and
have a fag dangling from your mouth, and still have a hand free to stuff
chips or crisp in your mouth... then you are on a winner.
4. You have to be old or senile.
5. If you are female, then you have a good chance to be able to play.
6. If you have to have the mentality of a five year old, then you will
understand the game.
7. When the caller calls certain numbers... ie number 2. you have to
respond, in unison, with “quack”. If the number is 22 then you have to
respond, in unison with “quack, quack”. If the number is 8, then you
have to shout, one fat lady, if the number is 88, you have to shout,
two fat ladies.
Hey why am I doing this, no one will understand here on FF.
Have a good weekend bloggers. Good night.
Tone. |
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| Bingo. |
Mar 26, 2008 3:28 pm
1388 Views |  | Are any of you people out there Bingo Freaks? I've just feel I've got to do a
delricardo type blog of Mazarron Country Club.(where I live) on the erm people! Here who play Bingo. And of course, Foto's (the Spanish spelling, in case L is looking in) and our bar man (Shrek). Not now but it will come. lol
I just cannot believe people... the older generation, (I think I was born 100 years too soon), if that is possible. lol
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| This is an easy one for us Dyslexics. lol |
Mar 25, 2008 12:24 pm
1411 Views |  | This is what reading is like for us all the time.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Tone. |
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| What's Donald been upto??? |
Mar 25, 2008 4:04 am
1395 Views |  | Any news on Don anyone?? He has disappeared
off the face of FF.!
Seems like someone has Banned him, Or has he
been a naughty bunny???
Tone. |
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| Alternative comedy. with a touch of truth. |
Mar 24, 2008 4:20 pm
1181 Views |  | If you knew what I Know, then you would probably cry, or be sad. But me I'm a Happy Bunny. Read both poems.
Hold your body close to me, let our hearts play in tune,
Our bodies sing a love song, words spoken by the moon,
Wrap your arms around me, hold me never to let us part,
Can you not see my yearning, your love does fill my heart.
The stars they shine so brightly, your breath it tastes divine,
Our lips touch oh so gently, we kiss so now you are mine,
You have won my heart, be soft and gentle I break easily,
Let me enter into your body our love is so true and so free.
Kiss me again slowly, your tongue caresses and wets my lips,
Thrust yourself onto me, I pull you, my hands upon your hips,
Your skin is as soft as velvet, sweet scents a taste of honey,
We have love, desire, commitment a world of art, a Monet.
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Hold your body close to me, let our hearts play in tune,
Our bodies sing a love song, words spoken by the moon,
Wrap your arms around me, hold me never to let us part,
Whoops did you just pass some wind, was that a little f*rt.
The stars they shine so brightly, your breath it tastes divine,
Our lips touch oh so gently, we kiss so now you are mine,
You have won my heart, be soft and gentle I break easily,
Quick pass the remote, Man United and Arsenal are on TV.
Kiss me again slowly, your tongue caress and wets my lips,
Thrust yourself onto me, I pull you my hands upon your hips,
Your skin is as soft as velvet, sweet scents a taste of honey,
Hey what we are really doing is that of a very happy bunny. |
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| Wife Disposal!! |
Mar 23, 2008 1:54 pm
1202 Views |  | A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied 'Yes sir, I did.'
At this, the robber shot him, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing nearby and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man calmly replied, 'No sir, I didn't,...but my wife did.' |
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