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Why can’t people be honest here on FF??? Jun 21, 2008 4:43 pm
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Ok, so I put out (what I considered), a really naff/nerdy blog recently, and I
expected some negative responses.. But there was not One negative comment.
WHY??
Also I have made some naff/nerdy comments on peoples blogs, and they have
chosen to delete or ignore my comment!
Again WHY?
Do you not realise that when someone makes a comment, many people can see
this comment, before you delete it, and if you just ignore it, everyone can see
that you have ignored it?
Before anyone jumps to conclusions here.... My thoughts are directed to someone
who used to blog here, and I thought they were very funny, very political and also
very controversial, and they no longer blog here. (a male)
Sadly they have gone.
But I did enjoy their blogs, and comments.
I don’t accept that people are just soooo nice here on FF.
It is a real world here on Cyber.
Why don’t people reply or post, and say.... I don’t agree with you?
Or say, Hey that comment was not called for.
Or say I think that comment was hurtful or inappropriate?
I don’t imply or wish to instigate, a slagging match on blogs, as has been the case on
some peoples blog. But just a polite comment to let others know you have been offended
or hurt by their comment or blog.
Surely this would let other people know how far they can go with you, or understand you
and not offend you again in the future!!
I personally feel that too many people here, hide behind their profile, in a fantasy world
where they are the only one, the important One, and think Kudos and popularity are the be all
and end all, and they cannot accept criticism.
I think I have been very
critical and sarcastic, of many people here, and in the main they have accepted me for who
I am, and accepted that I like to laugh and joke about you, AND myself, and put myself
down too.
We are all human, Love, live, have pain, and get hurt.
Be honest, and people will respect you more.
Hey I can feel a twinge, and another naff poem could appear tonight...
I think it is my hormones and the impending birth of triplets.
Tone.
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Revenge is so sweet. Don’t you know? Jun 20, 2008 5:15 pm
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Right, the Spanish/English/Asian, push some front bits up campaign is going well.
The Enemy is totally confused... Why????
Because we are soooo good.

delricardo
Private, frying pan, (who keeps his privates, private), fooled you into thinking
he was a CAPTAIN....
And General Von Gang bang, lead you to believe, he was in control.
But Field Marshal.. (yes Miss Marshal felt very nice thank you!)
007 Tone Bunny Bond, (without the gold finger, or Golden Ball),
got one up on you....
Well I like to dream...
So here is a poll....
Ok, this is going to be very hard for you Girlie’s to understand...
BUT....Only vote for the statement, if you agree with the statement...
Otherwise make a comment..
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. goodtogo7
Has this person so many hands she can't see?
Is this person SEXY or are her sunglasses SEXY?
If this person stood up! would you be able to tell?
Erm! Just who is this one??
Daisy? She keeps under cover or under clover!
Her legs go up to her things. Yes!
Who are you? double O 3 and a half?
Hey I'm not too good at going Dutch, but I have nice thighs!
SL..? why is she here... Oh yes, she is Bulgarian!
I volunteered to breast feed Tones babies!
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ok these are only six. Jun 19, 2008 4:15 pm
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Here are six people who have touched me. OMG
There are many more, but the photo frame is too
small to mention them all..
I've sussed out old Beta, and why she made her last post/comment.... she wants me to reply to all those people in her blog .... just so she can boost her blog to comment rate...
I'm not stupid...
So after this I'm off to respond to all the sad people that have commented on her blog... THREE
BL**DY PAGES ALREADY.... Hey if you don't get
a gold thingy for this... The the Asian front is
not all it is cracked up to be... lol
An Aside... When I refer to "SAD" people... it is
not sad people as you really are SAD... but as ... Single And Divorced..
Happy bunny blogging.

Tone.
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I went for a scan today. Jun 19, 2008 3:15 pm
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I still don't know who got me into this predicament??? But I will blog later,
all the possibilities. hmm!
The photo on the left is me in my "hide your bump" maternity wear, and the photo on the right is the scan done at the local hospital.
The photo underneath is the scan I did on the beach today.
Tone.
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I love a challenge. Jun 18, 2008 2:10 am
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> Someone said to me go back to your old ways Toneboney..
> Write stupid poems, and don’t try to be smart.
> Hey if I was smart.... I’d be a female, not a male....LOL.
> This is dedicated to you...
>
> As you walk from me, you turn and stare,
> Eyes of blue and long flowing, golden hair,
> You look and you smile so soft and serene,
> Are you the answer, to my deepest dream?
>
> You dance barefoot, with blades of grass,
> I feel our, lips gently touch, as we do pass,
> Tasting your passion, I feel warm, a breeze,
> You float, past me to dance, with the trees.
>
> You move so silently, your body does sway,
> As you sensually entice, only to move away,
> I reach, I try to touch, but you are not there,
> You go, all you left me, was one golden hair.
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A thought for Yesterday!!! Jun 16, 2008 3:52 pm
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Yesterday I Thought.... and it hurt!!
So today I'm not thinking.
But perhaps tomorrow I might think again.
But if I think tomorrow, and wait to long,
will tomorrow turn into today or even yesterday?
So, today I am thinking, WOW. or reversed thoughts, WOW.
Did you feel my touch? or have you been already Touched??


Tone.
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I’m bored again. Jun 15, 2008 3:37 pm
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There once was a jolly sailor, who traveled the world afar,
He saw many things in life, but never a cross your heart bra,
Lived in the age of sail boats, ships with no women on board,
Then docked, in distant lands, they would search, for a broad.
Seeking a buxom wench who knew what was what and was hot,
Sure he had to pay two pence for the night, for him that was a lot,
He did indulge in manly pleasures I’m told and had his wicked way,
Sometimes returning to indulge again, another tuppence for an extra day.
Have you noticed how each line is getting a little bit longer? It’s all a plan,
So being simple, he thought two pence a day, it’d be cheaper to have a wife,
I know that last line didn’t rhyme but I don’t care this is my poem, up your bum.
So he had a night with his mates, smoking pipes and drinking pints and pints of rum.
His calculations didn’t take into account women start off soft then become so hard,
And he had not heard of Barclay's bank and the dreaded woman and a credit card,
So he took the plunge, and courted a maiden of ample size and substantial girth,
Truth was she was smelly, they didn’t have showers, they washed with earth.
So finally he married his sweet one, a nagging, haggard smelly old wench,
Nagged in his house, so went with his other mates on the park bench,
Have you noticed the lines are getting shorter? I hope this works,
They would chat for hours about their non existent sexual perks.
The old days were good so much better to just love and leave,
No hassle about the fact you wiped your nose on your sleeve,
Yes tuppence was a small price to pay in your sea-fairing day,
Get married and throughout life you will always have to pay.

Now stand back and take a look at this poem in it’s entirety!!
What do you see???
Hopefully you will see the answer to the following..
Ten things men know about women..
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. women have breasts!!!
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Aren't people strange!! Jun 14, 2008 5:07 pm
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Right... (or left)
Because of all the problems with fuel, and lorry
drivers being on strike....... I've run out of whisky, vodka, gin, rum, etc. So for the first time in FF history, I am going to be the first person to write a blog whilst Sober.
So here goes...
Hell O or O Hell....
Wasn't that real fun.
I'm off to reply to an email of an Ugly bird who called me a S.H.*.T. I just love complements.
Also to check out some bird who wanted to join my friends network. She obviously doesn't read blogs, or else she would know I am Billy NO friends.
Then I'm going to come back here and see if any sad people have commented here.
Will you be daring enough to be the first to comment. lol.

Tone.
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Who have you touched up lately?? Jun 13, 2008 5:10 pm
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I went to see the DOC,
because I was feeling SNEEZY,
and I also felt SLEEPY,
but he was feeling GRUMPY,
I felt DOPEY,
I then felt BASHFUL,
but now I am feeling HAPPY.
WHY?? because now I’m now feeling Snow White... Yes!!!
LOOK AT THE PHOTO, This is a fairy tale...
Tone.
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Are you bored?? Jun 12, 2008 2:59 pm
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Good, so now I can bore you even more, and find out how sad you really are..!!
I’m doing a boring Poll, on how much time you spend on FF.
Right a poll in two halves. The first half is how much time you spend on FF and the
second half is how much time you spend on FF.
Ok That has excluded 80 percent of you already, because you are too thick to understand
What I’ve written... Hey don’t be down hearted if that includes you, because that means this
post will get approved, because it means 99 percent of the FF staff and police wont
have a clue what I’m writting about either. Always look on the bright side of life.
1. I spend less than 1 hour a day on FF.
2. I spend between 1 and 4 hours a day on FF.
3. I spend between 4 and 8 hours a day on FF.
4. I spend between 8 and 16 hoursa day on FF.
5. I spend between 16 and 24 hours a day on FF.
6. I spend between 1 and 25 hours a day on FF. This one is for really sad people....
7. I am no good at maths, so I don’t know how long I spend on FF.
8. Who cares how long I spend on FF? I understand 4 things about women... 1. Nothing.
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