| Ok so girlie 13 has gone home. |
May 29, 2008 4:24 pm
1072 Views |  | Well what can I say.... She was a real and genuine person. (girlie 12 silvia, from Bulgaria, wasn't... (who has now closed down her profile, and I am sure she will come back as someone else, and try to con someone else). We had a nice time, well I did. I watched her go from white to red to a sort of brownish colour. BUT to be sure, she had some funny habits!!!
1. She never got up before 10 O'clock. (so I never had breakfast in bed!)... Just what are women for???
2. For some reason, she thought it was proper and correct to put her tea bag in my coffee!!!
3. Why did she have 17 pairs of shoes? and have to pay excess baggage?
4. hey the best part... She brought so many cigs, perfumes and booze, that she was over weight...
baggage allowance that is.... So we had to open her case at the airport, and put her sexy thingy's in a plastic bag...... Hey rewind.
Where did I go wrong...
Seriously, Cloudy was a nice and genuine person, and we will be very good friends.
The Giraffe is because she looks like a Giraffe... whoops no she lived in Africa.
Have fun "C"
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| A new addition to the bunny family. |
May 26, 2008 2:37 pm
985 Views |  | This photo is the son of Toneboney. Really grown by me..
Grown from the LOINS of my sunflower seeds.
He is only very small. Or perhaps not small.
It all depends on your perspective!!??
yeah plus anover naff poem.
Love is a feeling that one cannot describe,
Love is a feeling that one should not hide,
You know that I love you like no other can,
Destiny is meant to be, I will be your man.
Today I cried, tears of love and much hope,
Without you, I feared I would fail, not cope,
But you came, with your heart body and soul,
You are with me, I am complete, I am whole.
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| Flower Quiz |
May 26, 2008 8:25 am
Mood: Very Happy, 990 Views |  | The above photo shows some of the most exotic
flowers on earth...
Can you put the name to each of them from the following list?
Golden Things...Sunflower...Purple Haze...
Tiny Snowdrops...."BLUE"bell.
The First person to guess the correct order,
Will win a Fan-dabby-dozy prize.
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| What does Leonard do to you. |
May 22, 2008 3:44 pm
859 Views |  | As life drifts Oh so slowly along it’s path of what will be,
I was young in heart, my body and mind, so open so free,
My feelings aroused, hoping your love to be sure and real,
But you were just another player, after another free meal.
You drew me in, with your body and your sensual charms,
The bells were ringing loudly, but I ignored all the alarms,
You played me, you took me, all my love and my heart,
Returning to your games, just as soon as we were apart.
Like many before me, I live, to breathe so alive so scarred,
But people like you make life so sordid and so very hard,
I follow my own emotions, for they are all that I really trust,
All metals degenerate, whether that be “Silver” gold or rust.
Hey don’t blame me, for this, I’ve been listening to Leonard Cohen.. |
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| Vote vote vote please. |
May 15, 2008 7:42 am
1217 Views | Go vote for ... rachieannelol
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This one has got me Banged up!!!! 
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Check out Recipe for Romance Contest!Recipe for Romance Contest!
Yet again I have upset FF... I posted a very
tasty recipe/meal of alfresco Beans.
And they Banned it. So Go get em, boys and girls.
Vote for Rachie.
It's a real Naff recipe she's done.
But I think you Girlie's need Gold Balls a lot
more than us Boys..
See you all later.
I'm just gonna hop off somewhere, once I get these
stupid chocolate chains off... Women huh!
Tone.
I have re posted this as the first one doesn't seem to be working??? | |
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| Yet Another scammer. |
May 14, 2008 3:44 pm
1289 Views |  | I’ve just got to expose another SCAMMER here on FF. A cut and paste merchant...
Me GB, Elric, DB, OH, Mr T. and Donald Hoppy are gonna compare emails here..
The following is another email I receive from some G cup bird who says she lives in Tarry town,
New York. USA. Hey even us dumb Brits know New york ain't new anymore...
Her profile states she is looking for friends ONLY. yeah yeah yeah! A bit on the side is ok if the other side don't find out about it!!!
I’ve done just a little bit of editing to her email to me, purely in the interests of science, Justice, and the removal of profanities.. (Well, and maybe a bit more to boost my ego!)......
Here it is..................
Hi you sexy beast. Do you want to Goggle with me?
Woohoo I can actually send emails. To all the sexy men and women out there on FF..(yeah we’ve all read about her exploits with old En thrill me.)...wow.
Okay I just thought, (Sexual and provocative thoughts about you.) So I thought I would send the Delectable bunny a message and say 'hi'. So 'hi'. hi hi hi hi hi, Boy I am so high right now I may never come down..Oh btw, wouldn't it be nice if you sent me a picture without those speedos on that you are wearing.
Well I shall just take my Bob and hop on out of here and go annoy the next sexually depraved victim ... er..person
Happy bunny making to you, and maybe you want to practice bunny making with me too?
Cheers, Nutterly.
As you can see this is a classic case of cut and paste, she has sent this email to everyone on FF, men and women alike...
I leave you with these deep and profound words.
Erm! Nood Gight.
Tone.
I'm going away for a couple of weeks,,, Perhaps I wont be able to return now, But I did enter the beans on toast competition...
Hey where's my mate Charlie gone???
Good night Bluggers. Hey Silvia, please don't read this... I am a normal guy...
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| Going for a bit.... hmmm! |
May 13, 2008 3:29 pm
1140 Views | Ok so I'm going on holiday for 2 weeks with this Cloudy bird. Well not exactly true. She is coming here, we are good mates here on FF and she needs a break from all you Nerds on FF. So I wont be on line much, over the next few weeks, Not Cos I'm doing bunny things, but because she will be here. lol.
I haven't told her... but the weather forecast
over the next few weeks is... lots and lots of RAIN. Ugh! Hey it is always nice to have people
come an visit you, and I'm sure we will have fun and a good time. She Likes BINGO. Ouch!
Catch up with you Floggers as and when I can.
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| This has just got to be a scam. |
May 10, 2008 6:14 pm
1373 Views |  | She is American.... ho ho ho!
I might be wrong.... but I dont think so..
Read carefully...
My add!! says I want a barbie slave... uha!
"""How is it that no woman has come alone and taken you for her self. You have everything that a good woman should want in his life. I got the feeling that you are charming, lovely, smart and all you really want in your life is for a woman to make you feel wanted, needed & loved."""
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... woman alone, woman should want in HIS life..
Charming... Ugh...
read the rest yourself............................................
This is her email............................................
Hello I just wanted to let you know just how much I have enjoyed reading your ad. It’s not every day that I come across one that makes me smile with every word. You must be one remarkable man. How is it that no woman has come alone and taken you for her self. You have everything that a good woman should want in his life. I got the feeling that you are charming, lovely, smart and all you really want in your life is for a woman to make you feel wanted, needed & loved. You are searching for the same things in a woman that a good woman is searching for in men. As for me I’m just your down to earth woman that enjoys the simple things in life. I am very open minded, I also enjoy swimming, plays, horse back riding, going to football games and basketball game, long walks in the moon light and making love in the rain. I’m just searching for that very special man that will become my best friend first. But don’t think that I am running from love, I’m just being careful not to get hurt. I have been divorced for over four years and I have only been in love once. So I’m not looking to be any one first, just the last woman they will ever want in there life. I hope that you decide that you would like to know more about me as I want to know everything about you. and as i am new to the online dating...if you will like to no more about me Please email me back .Thx..Until I here from you, take care and God bless. Your New Found Friend:Labi |
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| Stay with me Please Don't leave me. |
May 10, 2008 5:54 pm
1121 Views |  | If love touches you, never let it go,
Hold on to it, only you will know.
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Why does love hurt so much, it should be wonderful not pain,
Why do feelings of love hurt so much and drive you insane,
Why does the grass grow upwards towards the sun and sky,
Why has my heart been broken so many times, I ask, why?.
Why does the sun rise, releasing feelings, but not so the moon,
Why does the sun set at night, and not rise, at midday or noon,
Why have I so many questions unanswered, why do I still see,
Why did she, **(**)* forsake me, was it a love just not to be?
Why did I meet you, just for you to go, fade away from my life?
Why was my love not strong enough for you, a friend not a wife,
Why did you reach and touch me like no other has done before,
Why, is it God almighty, is he there and wants to even his score.
Why do I cry for someone I have never touched nor have I met,
Why do tears flow so easily, my face and heart, both are so wet,
Why do I feel you here beside me? Please I beg you do not go,
Why, I need you, I want you here, selfish I know, but that is so.
Why??? your beauty, your love on earth will never be the same,
Why??? you filled my life with love, upon my heart is your name,
Why???? I cry because I am mortal and and live beneath the sky,
Why?? Always to be together, I sincerely love you, that is why.
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