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Jun 10, 2008 4:12 pm
Mood: blank, 1064 Views | I only came here to write a Naff poem....
BUT....
Hey what’s all this FF? .... Do a funny photo and you can get a half years golden ball??
Don’t spare the expense here...There are so many funny photos out there... do we really need
anymore?? (Most of the funny photo's are of Girlie's).
Hey FF you’ve recently done some GREAT, well, mediocre competitions, which I thought were very
bias towards the girlie's, “A recipe for love” and “success Stories” WELL, it is only Girlie's that can
cook, and only Girlie's that succeed!!! And the proof of the pudding is that you have given two girlie's,
golden ear rings, and they won against all odds, (but I do have my doubts that they are really girlie's)
hmmmm! Hi Fancypants and Rachieannelol...
How about a Man thingy... “How many San Migs can you drink”... Or “How big was the Mermaid
you caught?” Or maybe a bit of arm wrestling???
Are the staff on FF all Girlie's???
Hey have fun people, if not, then FFU.
Whoops have I been banned??
So as always a naff Girlie poem..... well they always win in the end... NOT NOT NOT.
As sunlight fails and the moon does rise, lightening strikes the blackened skies,
Drops of rain bring life to you, we are in harmony, but I have tears in my eyes,
A love that is so deep that should never be, a culture, our lives, keeps us apart,
I felt from the beginning, your beauty consumed me, a knife deep in my heart.
You will never know how deeply you touched me, but my love remains for you,
These feelings never experienced before, but perhaps we feel the same as two,
But I have felt your love, a wonder, to everyone who seeks love within their life,
Yes, I am happy, that you choose to peirce my heart with your love and your knife.
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| Whoops I forgot to put a title. oh how remise of me! |
Jun 7, 2008 3:29 pm
1060 Views |  | Ok so I’ve had one of those days today.
So I thought, why should I be the only one to suffer??
Well I woke up this morning... which is always a good sign...
No hangover, no gorgeous woman in my bed. Not even an ugly bird in my bed!
AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.. No stains on my sheets either, or used tissues.!!!!
Hey I really should get real life.
So I did all the normal things, showered shaved and stuck tissue all over my face.
Oh yeah and cleaned my teeth... Well you never know when you might get lucky.
What day is it today Toneboney?? Hurray it’s Saturday, Market day. (No, not cow market).
But very similar.
So first I switch on me old computer, just in case someone has winked at me!!!
Hey, HELLO, I had 14 (fourteen, Yes that is 13 plus 1. emails).
(where is the bl**dy plus sign on this Spanish keyboard)
Yeah ok 12 of these were from the Bank of Scotland.
Saying my on line account had once again been blocked. Hey that’s ok, I’ve never
had an account with the Jocks. THE BANK OF SCOTLAND,
I ask you, who would bank with the Bank of Scotland??? They are so tight them Jocks.
Anyway I had this email from a sexy chick (Bird, Girlie, woman, whatever you want to
call them) Yeah to every High there is a low. SHE IS AMERICAN, OR AT LEAST
SHE LIVES IN AMERICA. Which is even worse than being American, to choose
to go and live there... Yes, everyone makes mistakes!!!
Hey I’m a bit drunk now, ‘cos I’ve had a San Mig, and lost the plot.
Oh yeah! Am I boring you so far? If yes! Then go and read Elricardos blogs, ‘cos.....
Erm.... I said so.
So off I trundled, (that’s off I went, to the market, for you people that don’t speak Russian, or a connotation of their language,(subtle hint there)).
I think I am suffering from one of those writers block things. I can’t reach the keyboard from
the floor!!!!
So you will never know the end of this story. ho ho he he ha ha!
Oh Yes...14 emails... 12 from the bank of Jocks, one from a sexy chick.. and who was the other one from....??????
I tell no secrets, I tell no lies, these words are from someone who is wise.... Or maybe I just want to keep my head on my shoulders...
STOP STOP STOP.
On a serious note. Has anyone heard from the queens mother PP, potters pal???
Good night one and all.
Tone. |
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| Take note Munchkin... |
Jun 7, 2008 2:22 pm
1004 Views |  | I had this sent to me and thought I just had to share it with you..... It is just soooo true.... NOT.
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their Bums, (butts or whatever you call that thing you sit on). The results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their bum is too fat............
10% of women think their bum is too skinny......
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
I wished I had someone... with a Bum.
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| Have you ever??? |
Jun 6, 2008 4:35 pm
1073 Views |  | Have you ever been a sad person???
Come on be Honest.!!!! Do you come here to FF and look for one person in particular, and see if they have blogged or made a comment on your blog??? And then been disappointed... lol
Hey we are all human, apart from those here that are quite normal.... there ain't many of them.
Time for one of them sad thingy's...
Put your lips to mine, let the sweetness dissolve your fears,
I want you to love me with a passion, as I drink your tears,
Take each day, one step at a time, hold me and embrace me,
Surely now you must know, that you and I are meant to be.
For each rainbow there is a pot of gold, a fairy so I’m told,
Give me a tiny sign, for I am lost, even though I’m not bold,
Yes I want you, I need you, I desire your body, as you are,
Distance has no meaning, can we lust perfection, from afar.
Yeah I agree. this is just a load of FF.
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| Do you believe in Angles? |
Jun 5, 2008 2:52 pm
1080 Views |  | I personally DON'T believe in Angels.
But I do know one.
Look at the picture very closely, who or what do you see?
Love is just an emotion for you to exploit and to use,
Play your games, stand back and then light the fuse,
But one day you will play, not knowing what you feel,
You will miss your chance, and play one, that is real.
Don’t cry and say I love you, I’ve learnt by my mistake,
You had a chance and lost, you are now alone, and fake,
May be you think you can love, and want me back again,
Then look deep into my eyes, you will see, within the pain.
My words hold and mesmerize you, you touched my heart,
You want and need me, to touch, kiss, and never to part,
So if you know within yourself, you seek not another one,
Join me as our body’s caress, we make love under the sun. |
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| You thought you were safe. |
Jun 3, 2008 9:59 am
1168 Views |  | Ok after my blog on OMG, a scammer. I have had a few comments from people, behind the scenes, asking me if I am being honest and truthful...
For all you non Believers, YES, what I have said about tracing and finding information about you all is correct. But as a general rule, I do not use my knowledge against the majority of you, because I like to trust and believe what you say.
On another site, which claims to have been the "first safe site" to post your photo's I found a vulnerability in their system, where you could actually send private messages through their winks system, Uncensored.
So here on FF, being just a mere male, I am unable to view profiles, very sexist, as I understand that you "females" can view profiles of men..... To me this is a very strange standard to set. AND VERY SEXIST.. But it is not my site.. So I accept your rules and regulations here.
So here on FF I have found a way to delve into your profile and see photos of you without having the Golden things. Which you have paid highly for.
Following is a group of photo's (second line, ie on your profile, which are normally un-viewable to me, and other males of standard membership. I have been able to view your second and third photos.
Below is an assortment of people who Normally I could not access, because I am a standard member or because the filter/or you wish to deny access from Nerds like me. Some will be blank pictures because they have no photos. The photos I have shown here are in general my friends, so I hope that they do not take offense, and the others are just to test the system, I hope that they do not take offense either.
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| TIME. |
Jun 2, 2008 2:34 pm
Mood: What is this mood crap, 1046 Views |  | Time is a Tiny moment in your life. At least that is what the drunk in the bar said tonight.
Time has no respect for life, nor even for mankind,
It will carry on regardless, it ticks away in your mind,
You cannot stop the seconds in their passing way,
Seconds then minutes, hours turn into, a whole day.
But time is so very precious, to each and everyone,
Do you love as a father, mother, daughter or a son,
Have you touched true love, or dream, just a hope,
If you express the way you feel, can you cope.
Time will pass you quickly, days become a year,
Will you ever find a true love, do you live in fear?
Are you old and grey never felt loves real touch?
A beauty we all search for, and desire, so much.
Love comes in may guises, and may pass you by,
Do you sit and ponder, you have no love, Why?
If you love some one? tell them with your heart,
Or else time will pass you, and you will be apart. |
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| OMG. |
May 31, 2008 4:34 pm
1994 Views |  | There was I minding my own business, on Skype.
I only used Skype for the Bulgarian tart... no offense meant to the real sincere Bulgarians.
And out of the blue comes this message....
Hello Sexy I like your profile and think you and
I are a good match..... Excuse me please. I don't have a profile on Skype!!
Yeah sorry this post is gona be so long winded it is gona put "herFace" to shame, cos she does three day posts... (hey I love ya really)... lol
So here is an extract of the conversation when we finally met up and chatted..
AND BEFORE ALL YOU DO GOODERS SAY.. Ah she could have been real etc... NO, I did a lot of checks and this node is infamous for sending out scams etc.
So here is a section of the conversation I had with her or him or it... Yes I hate long winded blogs and posts, but I thought this was worth it, so stay with it and read it all, otherwise bog off and go to a more interesting blog.
[31/05/2008 12:50:58] Life is full of Joy says: can we meet to be friends
[31/05/2008 23:43:37] Life is full of Joy says: i am Diana and what about u
[31/05/2008 23:43:47] Tony Stapleton says: I am tony.
[31/05/2008 23:43:59] Life is full of Joy says: i am a student and what about u
[31/05/2008 23:44:32] Life is full of Joy says: Good and what work u do
[31/05/2008 23:44:57] Tony Stapleton says: I don't work... I just play golf and go to the beach all day.. much more fun.
[31/05/2008 23:45:07] Life is full of Joy says: hmm why dontu work
[31/05/2008 23:45:12] Life is full of Joy says: are u retired
[31/05/2008 23:45:48] Tony Stapleton says: yep something like that... what would you rather do work or just have fun?
[31/05/2008 23:46:24] Life is full of Joy says: Good and what was ur Former Job
[31/05/2008 23:46:40] Tony Stapleton says: I used to rob banks.
[31/05/2008 23:47:22] Life is full of Joy says: ha ha ha
[31/05/2008 23:47:32] Life is full of Joy says: and u are rich
[31/05/2008 23:48:33] Life is full of Joy says: so i guess u are rich cus of ur |Robbin
[[31/05/2008 23:49:28] Tony Stapleton says: yes the banks are very generous.. they gave me lots of money.
[31/05/2008 23:50:56] Life is full of Joy says: Good can u add me to ur friends list
[31/05/2008 23:51:25] Tony Stapleton says: maybe one day.
[31/05/2008 23:52:34] Life is full of Joy says: Good and can u tell me more about u to me
[31/05/2008 23:53:39] Tony Stapleton says: yes I am this tall... and I weigh this much, and I live here.
[31/05/2008 23:53:41] life is full of Joy says: can you send a photo.
[31/05/2008 23:54:56] Tony Stapleton sent file "goat.bmp" to members of this chat. I sent a picture of a goat... hey she asked for a photo..
[31/05/2008 23:55:14] Life is full of Joy says: thnx for tha t
[31/05/2008 23:56:41] Life is full of Joy says: ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:00:36] Life is full of Joy says: send me a picture i can see ur face
[00:01:00] Tony Stapleton says: No, In case you tell the police about me and they arrest me for robbing all those banks.
[00:01:51] Life is full of Joy says: how can i do that even iam poor and i guess u will help me little
[00:01:56] Life is full of Joy says: in my school fees
[00:02:39] Tony Stapleton says: yeah give me your bank details and I will send you loads of money.
[00:04:40] Life is full of Joy says: thnx
[00:04:49] Life is full of Joy says: pls i can give u Details to send me money on western union
[00:05:44] Tony Stapleton says: no problem always glad to help... can't do western union... they know I rob banks so
wont let me send money with them.
[00:06:12] Life is full of Joy says: but i guess u hae credit card and u ca do that for me online
[00:07:37] Tony Stapleton says: no I don't have any credit cards... I only have cash. the police can trace you if you have
a bank account and credit cards..
[00:08:13] Life is full of Joy says: i see so i should give u my accounts number for u to send money to me there right
[00:08:41] Tony Stapleton says: yes
[00:09:10] Life is full of Joy says: Good and i am not having Accounts God
[00:09:27] Life is full of Joy says: so cant u do it through western union for me
[00:09:49] Tony Stapleton says: No
[00:10:52] Life is full of Joy says: Do u know something i am living in poverty and lost my Dad and mum is not
working.... Ahh THIS IS SO SAD... NOT...
I've told you I don't use banks only cash...
[00:13:18] Life is full of Joy says: Good and how much will u try and send me when i give u my accounts
[00:14:06] Tony Stapleton says: maybe 1 euro... that should be enough??
[00:14:24] Life is full of Joy says: reall i will be happy good
[00:15:15] Life is full of Joy says: ok thnx
[00:16:07] Life is full of Joy says: and i will like u give me ur email address to send u mine Accounts details there to u
[00:17:02] Tony Stapleton says: hey I don't have another email address only this one.. I am new to all this internet stuff.
[00:19:26] Life is full of Joy says: creat an Email address so i can send u mails there to u
[00:19:40] Tony Stapleton says: no it is too risky.. with the police and interpol... the less addresses you have the better..
[00:20:48] Life is full of Joy says: so i sohlud giveu my accounts number on Skype here and when i give when will u
send me the money
[00:21:01] Tony Stapleton says: yeah sure In 1 or 2 days...
[00:25:14] Life is full of Joy says: so Dear when u send the money when will i get it or how many Days will it take to
reach me
3 or 4 days. give me yorur account details tomorrow.
[00:33:45] Life is full of Joy says: i will meet u then and i will give u the Accounts to send me the money
[00:34:08] Tony Stapleton says: ok great and maybe one day we can make babies together??
[00:34:42] Life is full of Joy says: yeah i will be happy and can u come to Ghana here for some Holidays
[00:36:18] Life is full of Joy says: i want u to give me some kisses
[00:37:55] Life is full of Joy says: Good
give me 1 kiss
[00:38:25] Tony Stapleton says: only 1, and where do you kiss me??
[00:38:47] Life is full of Joy says: wait what model is ur Car
[00:38:54] Life is full of Joy says: 
[00:39:18] Tony Stapleton says: Why do you need to know what car I have??
[00:39:35] Life is full of Joy says: cus i guess u will later buy me one
[00:40:04] Tony Stapleton says: ha you can have mine and I will buy a new one.
[00:40:31] Life is full of Joy says: Good and what is the Model of it
[00:40:48] Tony Stapleton says: I have an old Jaguar XJ6...(HEY I ONLY HAVE A BICYCLE).
[00:40:52] Life is full of Joy says: buti will meet u tomorrow for the Accounts Details so u can send me the money via
it
[00:41:07] Tony Stapleton says: YES. ok take care.
[00:41:16] Life is full of Joy says: Good i will be hapy
[00:41:25] Tony Stapleton says: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[00:41:37] Life is full of Joy says: byee my love
The photo is the one she sent me...
I think I would rather have someone with smelly feet in my life..
byeeeeeeee bloggers.
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| Ok so girlie 13 has gone home. |
May 29, 2008 4:24 pm
1069 Views |  | Well what can I say.... She was a real and genuine person. (girlie 12 silvia, from Bulgaria, wasn't... (who has now closed down her profile, and I am sure she will come back as someone else, and try to con someone else). We had a nice time, well I did. I watched her go from white to red to a sort of brownish colour. BUT to be sure, she had some funny habits!!!
1. She never got up before 10 O'clock. (so I never had breakfast in bed!)... Just what are women for???
2. For some reason, she thought it was proper and correct to put her tea bag in my coffee!!!
3. Why did she have 17 pairs of shoes? and have to pay excess baggage?
4. hey the best part... She brought so many cigs, perfumes and booze, that she was over weight...
baggage allowance that is.... So we had to open her case at the airport, and put her sexy thingy's in a plastic bag...... Hey rewind.
Where did I go wrong...
Seriously, Cloudy was a nice and genuine person, and we will be very good friends.
The Giraffe is because she looks like a Giraffe... whoops no she lived in Africa.
Have fun "C"
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| A new addition to the bunny family. |
May 26, 2008 2:37 pm
980 Views |  | This photo is the son of Toneboney. Really grown by me..
Grown from the LOINS of my sunflower seeds.
He is only very small. Or perhaps not small.
It all depends on your perspective!!??
yeah plus anover naff poem.
Love is a feeling that one cannot describe,
Love is a feeling that one should not hide,
You know that I love you like no other can,
Destiny is meant to be, I will be your man.
Today I cried, tears of love and much hope,
Without you, I feared I would fail, not cope,
But you came, with your heart body and soul,
You are with me, I am complete, I am whole.
Life and faith moves in so mysterious ways. |
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