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Jun 19, 2008 4:15 pm
593 Views |  | Here are six people who have touched me. OMG
There are many more, but the photo frame is too
small to mention them all..
I've sussed out old Beta, and why she made her last post/comment.... she wants me to reply to all those people in her blog .... just so she can boost her blog to comment rate...
I'm not stupid...
So after this I'm off to respond to all the sad people that have commented on her blog... THREE
BL**DY PAGES ALREADY.... Hey if you don't get
a gold thingy for this... The the Asian front is
not all it is cracked up to be... lol
An Aside... When I refer to "SAD" people... it is
not sad people as you really are SAD... but as ... Single And Divorced..
Happy bunny blogging.
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| I went for a scan today. |
Jun 19, 2008 3:15 pm
383 Views |  | I still don't know who got me into this predicament??? But I will blog later,
all the possibilities. hmm!
The photo on the left is me in my "hide your bump" maternity wear, and the photo on the right is the scan done at the local hospital.
The photo underneath is the scan I did on the beach today. 
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| I love a challenge. |
Jun 18, 2008 2:10 am
716 Views |  | > Someone said to me go back to your old ways Toneboney..
> Write stupid poems, and don’t try to be smart.
> Hey if I was smart.... I’d be a female, not a male....LOL.
> This is dedicated to you...
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> As you walk from me, you turn and stare,
> Eyes of blue and long flowing, golden hair,
> You look and you smile so soft and serene,
> Are you the answer, to my deepest dream?
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> You dance barefoot, with blades of grass,
> I feel our, lips gently touch, as we do pass,
> Tasting your passion, I feel warm, a breeze,
> You float, past me to dance, with the trees.
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> You move so silently, your body does sway,
> As you sensually entice, only to move away,
> I reach, I try to touch, but you are not there,
> You go, all you left me, was one golden hair. |
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| A thought for Yesterday!!! |
Jun 16, 2008 3:52 pm
608 Views |  | Yesterday I Thought.... and it hurt!!
So today I'm not thinking.
But perhaps tomorrow I might think again.
But if I think tomorrow, and wait to long,
will tomorrow turn into today or even yesterday?
So, today I am thinking, WOW. or reversed thoughts, WOW.
Did you feel my touch? or have you been already Touched??
 
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| I’m bored again. |
Jun 15, 2008 3:37 pm
615 Views |  | [size2]
There once was a jolly sailor, who traveled the world afar,
He saw many things in life, but never a cross your heart bra,
Lived in the age of sail boats, ships with no women on board,
Then docked, in distant lands, they would search, for a broad.
Seeking a buxom wench who knew what was what and was hot,
Sure he had to pay two pence for the night, for him that was a lot,
He did indulge in manly pleasures I’m told and had his wicked way,
Sometimes returning to indulge again, another tuppence for an extra day.
Have you noticed how each line is getting a little bit longer? It’s all a plan,
So being simple, he thought two pence a day, it’d be cheaper to have a wife,
I know that last line didn’t rhyme but I don’t care this is my poem, up your bum.
So he had a night with his mates, smoking pipes and drinking pints and pints of rum.
His calculations didn’t take into account women start off soft then become so hard,
And he had not heard of Barclay's bank and the dreaded woman and a credit card,
So he took the plunge, and courted a maiden of ample size and substantial girth,
Truth was she was smelly, they didn’t have showers, they washed with earth.
So finally he married his sweet one, a nagging, haggard smelly old wench,
Nagged in his house, so went with his other mates on the park bench,
Have you noticed the lines are getting shorter? I hope this works,
They would chat for hours about their non existent sexual perks.
The old days were good so much better to just love and leave,
No hassle about the fact you wiped your nose on your sleeve,
Yes tuppence was a small price to pay in your sea-fairing day,
Get married and throughout life you will always have to pay.
Now stand back and take a look at this poem in it’s entirety!!
What do you see???
Hopefully you will see the answer to the following..
Ten things men know about women..
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10. women have breasts!!! |
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| Aren't people strange!! |
Jun 14, 2008 5:07 pm
733 Views |  | Right... (or left)
Because of all the problems with fuel, and lorry
drivers being on strike....... I've run out of whisky, vodka, gin, rum, etc. So for the first time in FF history, I am going to be the first person to write a blog whilst Sober.
So here goes...
Hell O or O Hell....
Wasn't that real fun.
I'm off to reply to an email of an Ugly bird who called me a S.H.*.T. I just love complements.
Also to check out some bird who wanted to join my friends network. She obviously doesn't read blogs, or else she would know I am Billy NO friends.
Then I'm going to come back here and see if any sad people have commented here.
Will you be daring enough to be the first to comment. lol.
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| Who have you touched up lately?? |
Jun 13, 2008 5:10 pm
885 Views |  | I went to see the DOC,
because I was feeling SNEEZY,
and I also felt SLEEPY,
but he was feeling GRUMPY,
I felt DOPEY,
I then felt BASHFUL,
but now I am feeling HAPPY.
WHY?? because now I’m now feeling Snow White... Yes!!!
LOOK AT THE PHOTO, This is a fairy tale...
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| One of those days. |
Jun 11, 2008 4:27 pm
1057 Views |  | Today was just one of those days..!!! you know what I mean... Yes, you all say.
Because today was Wednesday. As I said just another day.
One of the seven days of the week. It happens to be Wednesday!!
Well I received another one of those emails, from a young nubile pretty woman...
her handle is/was Nadezhda54.
Hey Fantasy pants, I don’t know how I keep getting them. Perhaps the rest of the
bunnies on FF get them, but they just can’t read?
Anyway, I thought ok, I’ll reply to it later and see what occurs... But good old FF, spoiled
my fun. They had the cheek to ban her before I could respond.!!!!
So I guess I’ll just have to enter the FF Nerd photo contest instead. Munch DON’T YOU DARE.
Did you all know that this Friday is Friday the 13th... Hey real spooky... if you believe
in spooky thingy’s, that is!
Hey old GB is on a roll with his post “a few words”. There is so much secksual activity
going on in there I doubt we will see him again before Rach irons his shirts again.
And Elric is Pee’d cos I won his last contest, and not a girlie, so he is doing another one...
A wet T shirt one, for men only.... Excuse me please!!!
Hey I just went back to FF to check I had the right information....
And saw GG... nice legs and nice butt.. shame about the boat race. lol.
Riny has gone away to chocolate land with Misty.
Old Hog is doing GOOD poetry. So I’m going to start doing blogs about women in uniform..
Police women that is... lol
Mel Mac, is smoothing along as usual. Keep them poems going Mac, I like them.
Donald Poppy went, popped, and never came back.
DB seems to have disappeared, probably he didn’t pay his electric.
I haven’t seen him who is aging backwards for a while.
71 who is spitting fire hasn’t been seen for a while.
Sir T..... I just keep losing track of him.... But one day I’ll get there.
Apollo is studying hard and in love.... But go for it Cris.
Jiffy Blue Sax seems to have gone. He did a great blog on truth and lie. But I think he has
sneaked in under another name, I’ll send you the Bill later.
And Mike from Panama... where is he.
There are Millions of you Girlie's out here chatting and blogging, so you are obviously hard
pressed for time, in between changing nappies and Ironing and cleaning...
So what have you done to make the men bunnies disappear????
Aha I see the light, The men are out all day earning “Dosheroo’s” and too tired to blog at night,
so you Girlie's just sit at home and are on the internet all day.
If you have got this far and have read all of this, then you’ve made me feel great, because I
just wrote this. I didn’t actually read this and then comment on it... BUT YOU HAVE!
HAPPY SOMETHIN.
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| Sexual equality... FF is not. |
Jun 10, 2008 4:12 pm
Mood: blank, 1060 Views | I only came here to write a Naff poem....
BUT....
Hey what’s all this FF? .... Do a funny photo and you can get a half years golden ball??
Don’t spare the expense here...There are so many funny photos out there... do we really need
anymore?? (Most of the funny photo's are of Girlie's).
Hey FF you’ve recently done some GREAT, well, mediocre competitions, which I thought were very
bias towards the girlie's, “A recipe for love” and “success Stories” WELL, it is only Girlie's that can
cook, and only Girlie's that succeed!!! And the proof of the pudding is that you have given two girlie's,
golden ear rings, and they won against all odds, (but I do have my doubts that they are really girlie's)
hmmmm! Hi Fancypants and Rachieannelol...
How about a Man thingy... “How many San Migs can you drink”... Or “How big was the Mermaid
you caught?” Or maybe a bit of arm wrestling???
Are the staff on FF all Girlie's???
Hey have fun people, if not, then FFU.
Whoops have I been banned??
So as always a naff Girlie poem..... well they always win in the end... NOT NOT NOT.
As sunlight fails and the moon does rise, lightening strikes the blackened skies,
Drops of rain bring life to you, we are in harmony, but I have tears in my eyes,
A love that is so deep that should never be, a culture, our lives, keeps us apart,
I felt from the beginning, your beauty consumed me, a knife deep in my heart.
You will never know how deeply you touched me, but my love remains for you,
These feelings never experienced before, but perhaps we feel the same as two,
But I have felt your love, a wonder, to everyone who seeks love within their life,
Yes, I am happy, that you choose to peirce my heart with your love and your knife.
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