| Life is a mystery to me... lol...or..NOT. |
Dec 19, 2007 5:18 pm
1043 Views |  | If life were just a story, alas, the ending would never be told,
If the sun did not again shine, sure life would be so very cold,
If you have true love for me, be not afraid, please let it show,
Yes for togetherness will be wonderful, this I do truly know.
I seek the ultimate ending, to share a life of pure love and joy,
Are you a woman, a girl? Me, Yes, I am only a man, a mere boy,
Of course, I try to be humorous, to laugh, and joke, to test you,
I will only truly accept you, if you are sincere, honest and, true.
I know who you are, but do you believe you know the real me,
Do you enjoy your freedom, so much that you want to stay free,
Commitment is eternal, for ever, and yes plus another, one day,
Or perhaps you expect me to remain in limbo, come what may.
Love is often one-sided, I love, but feelings are seldom returned,
But if the recipient is honest, sure, the receiver will have learned,
So Love and dreams continue, it is the way that life always goes,
Could this be the real thing, the ultimate love, who really knows.
You have had pain and hurt beyond the realms of the normality,
I too have endured these things, But, hopefully I look for reality,
You know not me, I know not you, perhaps we have a dream,
Yes, perhaps I read too much, it’s the way I feel, the way I seem. |
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| Young "V" old. |
Dec 17, 2007 10:32 am
848 Views |  | I went shopping in the mall the other day, at the tables near me were and old man and a teenager.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, Orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look And find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the Matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
The old man responded with a classic line.
In style he didn't bat an eye in his response,
Was:
Yes, I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
Wondering if you were my son.' |
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| If the Cap fits.... Then wear it. Old chum.! |
Dec 16, 2007 12:00 pm
843 Views |  | Dedicated to all of you on FF that are older than me! (both of you) lol
When you grow old, or at least I am told,
Your body rapidly changes,
Your skin needs an iron, always a fire on,
The cold within rages,
But memories you hold, when you were bold,
And chased all the ladies,
A man of the towns, no wrinkles or frowns,
Yes they were the heydays.
But time catches you up, you are no longer a pup,
Thinking of sex is a past time,
So not in your prime, Hell, instead write a rhyme,
If you can remember,
Your brain gets fuddled, and words come out muddled,
Did anyone really notice,
But memories are long, some may even have gone,
What was I just writing about ????? |
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| Where's one of my BESTEST Blogging mates...OZ?? |
Dec 15, 2007 2:27 pm
876 Views |  | OzSummerBreeze. Not seen you or seen you blog! For nearly a month now... I hope it is only the Puter that is the problem? Maybe Hubby will buy you one for Crimbo if that's the problem!!!
Come back soon.
Tone.
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| It's party time again! |
Dec 14, 2007 4:24 am
1260 Views |  | Well a dinner dance actually... A posh do!
Here's something for you to think about tonight,
whilst I am gone.. lol
If today, is tomorrow’s yesterday..
And today, is yesterdays tomorrow..
Yesterdays tomorrow, would be today..
And tomorrow’s yesterday, would be today..
So what day is it today??? |
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| Lol or not as the case may be. |
Dec 14, 2007 3:35 am
951 Views |  | A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep Quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea, "she replied: "Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married".
"Wow! That's a great idea "he exclaimed!
"Good, "she replied... "Get your own FU@#ING blanket".
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted |
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| Life's a Gas. Have fun and enjoy it.! |
Dec 12, 2007 3:23 pm
1238 Views |  | Just reflecting on blogs and comments. LOL. Good night bloggers. Have fun.
Tone.
Did you know that every time you visit my blog, it does makes my heart a flutter.?
Did you know that every time you post, I go all gooey and melt just like butter,?
Did you know that I would profess my love in words to you, If I did not stutter.?
Did you know that I would tell you all this and more, if I was not just a nutter.? |
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| BOG OFF... TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.! |
Dec 12, 2007 2:52 pm
Mood: Bally well happy. lol, 1060 Views |  | B.uy O.ne G.et O.ne F.erking F.ree.
ie 2 4 the price of 1...
The sun is settling on the far distant hills,
The moon now has risen, plain no frills,
Warmth and love, has filled my heart,
Cupids arrow, can be a painful dart.
Arrows have barbs, you cannot see,
Oh to be together, or single or free,
The moon is now fading, on it’s way,
Love me forever, or for just one day.
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A sky as dark as an ocean, with stars like ships at sea,
The moon so full and glistening, And air so soft and free.
The ground is cold and frosted, The grass so crisp to touch,
And moon beams are reflected, These are sights you miss so much.
Clouds that are unmoving, Form shapes of dreams untold,
Pictures pens can't capture, Only in your mind you hold.
A still night air surrounds you, With sounds of a howling dog,
The broken silence is uncanny, As I sit, pondering upon this log. |
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| Who Gives a **** |
Dec 10, 2007 5:59 pm
1061 Views |  | Hey last night..(or maybe the night before). Depending on where you live.. (the 9th of Dec 2007 to be exact. lol).
It was the best night for me in a long time. I had fun.
Thanks!... and Happy Christmas/Xmas etc to all you bloggers.
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| Fishing here.?? |
Dec 9, 2007 7:37 am
1239 Views |  | Today my Mate Paul took me fishing on his SHIP.
I caught the ugliest fish I have ever seen. (to the left).
Does it remind you of anyone???? 
Tone. |
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| To link to this blog (toneboney) use [blog toneboney] in your messages. |
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