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Aug 3, 2008 3:24 pm
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Got up this morning, put the kettle on... Well no, I didn’t wear it, I switched it on.
Looked in the mirror, and understood why I’m still single. Brushed me teeth,
and sprayed on loads of smelly stuff. Yes I had a shower first... Back to the
kitchen, coffee and sugar in the cup and some milk, then poured the water in.
Switched on the ole computer. No emails, no message from FF saying,
Hey toneboney, 25 people are interested in you. (I like the politically
correctness of people, rather than 25 Girlie’s). I didn’t even get a scam mail,
saying I had won the Euro lottery, which I never even entered. So I put on the
old card game on, and took a swig of me coffee. Gollocks and Ugh. I hadn’t
plugged the kettle in. Cold coffee. Well at least things couldn’t get worse!!
Could they?
Went into the village for a coffee, where the girlie with the big earrings works.
They must have known I was coming, it was full of zimmer frames. Have you
ever tried to get past a couple of old codgers in zimmer frames? It’s like doing
Lego in the dark with no hands or teeth.
From there I went to the Chino Bizzar... (A Chinese everything shop) The only
shop that opens on a Sunday here. I only wanted couple of ice tray things. The first
thing I saw was a picture portrait of a headless girlie dancing flamenco... de ja voo-doo.
I’m sure I’ve seen those knees somewhere before??? And would you believe it...
Right next to that was an enormous Samaria sword, with a nose attached to it..
Hey in that moment I believed... I was out of there...
Went home and did some ironing.... Yes I plugged it in before I started so it was
the only hot thing in my life, so far today. Don’t you girlie’s find it hard to iron
those cup thingy’s???
Off to the beach, I might be able to see a few of them baby feeder things.
I put my kit in between a 36c and a pert 33.5 cup, and went for a snorkel.
When I came out of the water....... I had a private beach...Where did everyone go??
Hey my best mate is Shrek.
AND who came and parked either side of me....??? Yep Mr and Mrs Moaning Brit.
One side, and Ms if you don’t do what I say, I’ll snap your neck, on the other side.
So back home, and on with the old faithful... At least I could switch on my fake
profile and chat to myself...
BUT hey, one of the Ugly birds off FF calls me up!!!
She is just going to snuff my candle if she reads this...
No she wont, honest..... I live in hope...
Anyway we chatted and had a good time, and she even showed me one of her
thingy’s.... And asked me what I thought! OOOOOOh!
One line in her thingy was “**********”... Yeh like I have a death wish.
Of course I wont print it here, just in case she posts here with it...
And you all say oooh oooh etc.
But this prompted me to think..................... “Shud Up”............
What is the FF hot list all about....???
I have only been hot listed Once, and that was about 10 years ago.
So, yes you’ve guessed, I’m going out and I am going to hot listing all you Ugly girles...
Even if you are married and taken, just to boost your thingy.
Good night Sunday bloggers.
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