| Happy Bunny Hotel. |
May 8, 2008 2:05 pm
994 Views |  | As many of you know, I am running a non profit making hotel here.
For:::::::::::::::::::: Only.
1. Desperate women. (It is really only for Desperate women, but I have to
included the following, so I am not prejudice or bias).
All they have to do is fly here and pledge 5 minutes of
their time for Bunny to indulge in Bunny things...
Yeah I know What Ole Fancy Pants is thinking, and 5 minutes is far
too long, but I thought I’d have a safety margin and maybe they could do a
bit of dusting or ironing during the other 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
2. Blokes who want talk about Footie and drink beer, (they have to provide
the beer) and talk about Elections and things. (But not talk about DOGS).
3. Couples.. who want to talk about boring things....
4. And Rachel’s new friends from the Senile FF site. Yes way to go Granny.
Just in case you didn’t know.....
Rules of the Hotel..
PETS.
Only “Kittens” or something similar!!! (because they are soft and fury and don’t eat Rabbits)
DEFFINITELY NO “DOGS”.
So anyone can come and have an all inclusive holiday, almost free’ish.
OK so the Happy Bunny Hotel opened up 2 weeks earlier than expected.. hmm!
For the last week I’ve had a Crazy woman staying in my Holiday Tower. (Voluntary!!)
(It was a last minute booking). She wants to remain anonymous, and asked me Not
to reveal her name, Not to show her photo, Not to say where she comes from, Not
to say what colour hair she has, and not to reveal her FF handle.
I assume this is because, she is looking for a normal man here on FF, and not a
psychotic Rabbit!
OK, NOT a problem... Don’t you just love it when someone tries to make life difficult
for you, or put restrictions on you?
I just love a challenge.
So, I picked her up from Madrid airport.... Yeah Bl**dy Madrid. A 12 hour round
trip.
Well the first day, she insisted on going to the Nude beach, and got burnt like a lobster.
From then on in, it was Don’t touch me, Don’t touch me. Plan Bl**dy “A” gone out the
window....But she did do a lot of dusting.!!! I am SO happy about that!
Mind you she did encourage me... or at least I think she did?
Each morning she would say, “man good in bed, good man in bed”, until I found out “Ken” from my Barbie Doll
collection, was stuck under the bottom sheet.
Anyway, me being the true gentleman, (and loves a challenge)..
“S”o...”O”ne...”F”riend...”I” i...”A”mire... Was great fun, and I loved meeting her, even though she took 3,000 photos,
while she was here.
The nearest photo I could find without revealing who she is, is the one on the bottom row, center.
She did show me how to make her traditional home made Chinese salad.
She isn’t Blond, a Red head, or doesn’t have brown hair, or even grey hair. (Even DB should be
able to work that one out?)
And last but not least, her handle here on FF is not EasterBunny.
Oh dear, next week I’ve got Claudius coming out for two weeks. Two Bl**dy weeks, does she think this
is a Hotel or What??? Or perhaps if she reads this, I will be going to play BINGO instead. ha!
SERIOUSLY BLOGGERS... HAVE FUN AND ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU CAN.
I will catch up with you all as and when I can. In no particular order or preference..
GB great photo, I looked like that when I was 12 years old too... lol
Good night Bloggers.
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