| Foto of a nudist beach!!! yeah! |
Jan 24, 2008 9:56 am
4478 Views |  | As you can see the Beach is Totally Naked. LOL.
Hands up all you perv's that expected to see
naked bod's here.
I think I've lost the plot...
Tone.
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| Colour my World. |
Jan 23, 2008 7:32 am
936 Views |  | What colour is the breeze you breath upon my cheek,
What colour are your words that make me so weak,
What colour is your voice, that sends me to the moon,
What colour is your scent that makes me oh so swoon,
What colour is your soft touch upon my bare skin,
What colour are your feelings that come from within,
What colour is your love, sensuous and very warm,
What colour is my heart as it braves the torrid storm. |
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| Why do I need a tittle.... OK.. Lord will do. |
Jan 22, 2008 5:10 pm
893 Views |  | The moon light reflects off the calm still sea,
I’ve been drinking and desperately need a pee,
Sliver beams trail from the full moon above,
It’s bl**dy freezing here and I’ve only one glove.
Romance is within me, such beautiful, scenes,
I wish I hadn’t eaten that hot toast and beans,
It’s so very sad, but alas, we drifted so far apart,
OMG I can feel another... whoops time to depart.
Good night blooggers. |
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| Twenty reasons not to!!!! |
Jan 21, 2008 2:14 pm
844 Views | First: I was born unto this earth,
Second: I was taught to love from my mothers mirth,
Third: I played the teenage game of finding love,
Fourth: I found my only wife, from above,
Fifth : Forsaken by her, for pastures anew,
Sixth: Three beautiful daughters flourished and grew,
Seventh: I drifted along life’s lonely path,
Eighth: Perhaps, I broke, some hearts in half,
Ninth: I understood myself and what I looked for,
Tenth: Almost found a perfect match, NO, they shut the door,
Eleventh: The pain of being wrong again did hurt,
Twelfth: Was rejected, callously and oh so curt,
Thirteenth: She flits and flirts like a butterfly,
Fourteenth: The reasons.. I know not why,
Fifteenth: A subtle new photo, perhaps, to seduce,
Sixteenth: To late, for me you’ve had your use,
Seventeenth: Life is too short to wait for you just,
Eighteenth: I offer to all, my love, not only my lust,
Nineteenth: Yes it is true, I recede into my shell,
Twentieth: I am NOW UNTOUCHABLE, my choice, my HELL. | |
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| I think I |
Jan 19, 2008 3:02 pm
869 Views |  | Should I worry???
Things I’ve learned about me in life.
When drunk, there’s no point in holding your head, it doesn’t stop the
room from spinning.
You know when it’s time to go for an eye test when you spend one hour
looking for your glasses and you’re wearing them.
If you wake and it appears to be daylight but the time is 3am, then you fell
asleep and left the light on.
If you lie in the bath and the only thing above the water is your belly.....
you need to go on a diet.
You should consider yourself old when you have more teeth on your
comb, than in your mouth. (I’m ok here I have no teeth on my comb)
When you find a fist in your mouth, you know you’ve said something
you shouldn't’t have.
If a women tells you to say what you really think, then you should make
something up and not tell her what you think.
No matter how hard you pray.. you will never wake up with Madonna in
your bed.
When you wake up and you feel a damp patch.. Don’t automatically
think you had a great night of $ecks... It probably means you fell asleep
with your hot chocolate in your hands. |
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| EXPOSING PEOPLE WITHOUT PHOTO'S. |
Jan 19, 2008 9:23 am
1146 Views |  | I hope this one works.... I've been doing a bit
of research into People who don't put a photo up.
I managed to check out SIX of you and NOW I expose you to the public, as to what you really
Look like.
Click on the photo above.
I hope all six of you take it in fun.
Tone. |
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| Old men ha! |
Jan 18, 2008 11:45 am
978 Views |  | An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.
He had a dam in the next paddock fixed up with nice picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some mango and avocado trees.
The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam as he hadn't been
there for a while to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit.
As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the
dam. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted at him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked, or get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
Moral: Old men might walk slowly, but they can still think fast! __________________________________________________________ |
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| Who thinks of these things?? |
Jan 17, 2008 8:19 am
867 Views |  | Some quotes I received, don't know who's they are...
Life, is sexually transmitted
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
AND THIS ONE IS FOR ALL YOU...!! LOL
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. |
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| Women and parking cars.!! |
Jan 17, 2008 6:41 am
1186 Views |  | Hey I've found a new toy on my computer.. lol.
The picture above is how some women park their cars... hm! Yes they were all Women. lol |
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| Sunset to share! I wish. |
Jan 16, 2008 10:39 am
843 Views |  | Just thought I'd share these 4 pictures with you.
It was the Sunset I watched tonight. It happened
in the order... top left, top right, bottom left.
Take care,
Tone. |
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