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Jan 9, 2008 3:57 am
743 Views | I think I've upset someone... lol
A certain person has taken themself off
My Friends list..
Another one bites the dust.
Such is life, and life goes on.
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| I've got my email contacts back now. lol |
Jan 8, 2008 2:46 pm
Mood: still working on the fotos. lo, 722 Views | And I've learnt a lot of new Spanish words in the process...
Like... Que Guapa... and ... Vamos a la mi cama... Here's a funny.
An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?? "
The prostitute replies, "Well, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean??"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back." | |
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| No Photo's No Moods, No email addresses. I've lost em all... lol |
Jan 7, 2008 1:59 pm
Mood: no moods.lol., 822 Views | One day I hope I'll get em all back... wiv me sophisticated voice. lol. sorry Ari!
So many nights pass by, not a solemn word you say,
Morning has come, yes, just another lonely day,
Friends enhance and embrace me, sure I feel good,
If only you had returned my love then, I to, would.
But the empty whiskey bottle, now controls my life,
Perhaps it would have been so different, you a wife,
Your words have stabbed me, so deep here within,
I only offer my love, commitment, sincerity, not sin.
You chose your path, the way you thought this night,
Are you lonely, do you think only your way was right,
My love for you was very sincere and true, I so believe,
That is me, now no love, I dream, hope and perceive. | |
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| Hey I'm nearly at home with this new computer. lol |
Jan 6, 2008 11:17 am
Mood: So So Miffed., 763 Views | Can't find any fotos and fings. lol. But they are here somewhere. lol.
A few Military quips to keep you going.
Tone. And can't find me spell checker. lol.
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"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."
- Unknown
"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky."
- From an old carrier sailor
"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one
up there!"
"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it
takes full power to taxi to the terminal."
"If the Enemy is in range, so are you."
- Infantry Journal
"It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you just bombed"
- U.S. Air Force Manual
"Aim towards the Enemy"
- Instructions printed on U.S.Rocket Launcher | |
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| OUCH OUCH OUCH!! |
Jan 4, 2008 6:48 am
891 Views | My computers gone to live with the little angels
up above... Well it was 11 years old and only
running win98. lol sad thing is It crashed and
I lost everything... Photos etc.
Such is life..... Should be back soooon.
Will respond and post possibly in a few days,
after I've worked out how to handle this New
computer and all the software... This computer
must be a female one, as it seems to have a
wandering mind of it's own, and no logic. lol
Catch you all later.
Tone.
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| Holiday time!! |
Jan 1, 2008 2:35 pm
978 Views |  | Hey it's the 1-1-08. AND I haven't had a holiday this year yet!!!... Honest it is true I haven't had a holiday this year at all.... lol.
Trying to be serious here now.. Places I haven't had a holiday/vacation that I would like to visit before I go down stairs.... Russia and former satellite states, China, (have been to Hong Kong) South Africa, (been north, Tunis, and Kenya),Australia, New Zealand, North America and Canada, Southern America, Peru, Philippines, Brazil, etc. and Greenland. (but I've not seen anyone on blogs from Greenland here. lol)(have been to The Dominican Republic, and Bahamas and Belize (former British Honduras),
So... Tell me something that would attract me to your village/town/city or country etc. Apart from you. lol.
to make me want to have my next holiday where you live.
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| The Duck & the Lawyer......... |
Jan 1, 2008 6:38 am
864 Views |  | This bought a smile to my face, I hope it does the same for you.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Virginia. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Virginia . We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule'." The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
(I love this part)
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
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| Party time with the old Codgers! |
Dec 31, 2007 12:16 pm
Mood: Party mooood, 836 Views |  | Isn’t it strange!!! hmm!!! I’m off now to see the Old Year out.. and The New Year in..
BUT the New Year that I’m seeing in, is older than the Old year??? The mind Boggles. lol
Hi ho away I go, off to have some fun and Party.
Happy New year everyone. Hope you have fun when it’s your turn to party.
LOOK OUT 2008... HERE I COME. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! |
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| Well it is the 31st here now.!! |
Dec 30, 2007 3:17 pm
1008 Views |  |  -- -- -- --
A Happy New Year to one and all, may 2008 help you to walk tall,
If 2007 was not so good, I hope you see the trees through the wood,
Trees are very nice plants to Hug, so never mind the odd little Bug,
Much happiness to you in 2008, if 2007 ended, as me not your mate,
I hope you paint your life’s portrait, with happiness, don’t get irate,
Everything happens for a reason, only YOU can change it in this season,
But fear not, if something went so wrong, be happy and sing a liittle song,
Have met some wonderful sincere friends here, one day I’ll have that beer,
I intend to do a “Phileas Fogg”, and hope to meet many friends of blog,
Peace love and happiness to one and all, I hope tonight you have a ball.
Happy 2008 to one and all, I hope it meets your expectations, and you have
a lot of happiness.
Tone. |
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| Make you laugh, I hope. |
Dec 29, 2007 3:54 pm
945 Views |  | I admit this is a bit close to the edge, But it is only humour, I hope.
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.
The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, 'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, 'It's Keith, the midget.' |
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