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| Me and My Gang are ready for you... hu! |
Jan 27, 2008 12:37 pm
Mood: naughty, 1078 Views |  | War criminals wanted for crimes against
freedom of tongues.!
  
lizlives  
My gang is ready for you.. Head to Head we go.
Just want to say what a great bunch of people you are. Thanks Beta for starting this off.
A laugh a minute.
Also all of you who have added funny, sarcastic
comments.... Thanks.
Tone.
Whoops.. FF wouldn't let my first picture come up. so I've put Mr Bean in, instead.. yeah I accept if wasn't good. Sorry FF. |
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| Oh I've got a Crush!!!! |
Jan 26, 2008 2:36 pm
938 Views |  | Sorry my fingers aren't working to well tonight.
What I meant to say was I might get crushed,
by the efelump in the picture above.. lol
Good night Bloggers and all you tongue wagers too..
Tone. |
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| Guess where I've been today? |
Jan 26, 2008 9:33 am
791 Views |  | Use my eyes to see the beauty I behold,
Feel the love, warmth, shut out the cold,
These wonderful places I graced today,
Mazarron's coast line, and pretty bay.
Hope you enjoy these scenes. Especially the
one with a purple Sun! ha!
Tone. |
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| Foto of a nudist beach!!! yeah! |
Jan 24, 2008 9:56 am
3683 Views |  | As you can see the Beach is Totally Naked. LOL.
Hands up all you perv's that expected to see
naked bod's here.
I think I've lost the plot...
Tone.
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| Colour my World. |
Jan 23, 2008 7:32 am
893 Views |  | What colour is the breeze you breath upon my cheek,
What colour are your words that make me so weak,
What colour is your voice, that sends me to the moon,
What colour is your scent that makes me oh so swoon,
What colour is your soft touch upon my bare skin,
What colour are your feelings that come from within,
What colour is your love, sensuous and very warm,
What colour is my heart as it braves the torrid storm. |
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| Why do I need a tittle.... OK.. Lord will do. |
Jan 22, 2008 5:10 pm
859 Views |  | The moon light reflects off the calm still sea,
I’ve been drinking and desperately need a pee,
Sliver beams trail from the full moon above,
It’s bl**dy freezing here and I’ve only one glove.
Romance is within me, such beautiful, scenes,
I wish I hadn’t eaten that hot toast and beans,
It’s so very sad, but alas, we drifted so far apart,
OMG I can feel another... whoops time to depart.
Good night blooggers. |
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| Twenty reasons not to!!!! |
Jan 21, 2008 2:14 pm
805 Views | First: I was born unto this earth,
Second: I was taught to love from my mothers mirth,
Third: I played the teenage game of finding love,
Fourth: I found my only wife, from above,
Fifth : Forsaken by her, for pastures anew,
Sixth: Three beautiful daughters flourished and grew,
Seventh: I drifted along life’s lonely path,
Eighth: Perhaps, I broke, some hearts in half,
Ninth: I understood myself and what I looked for,
Tenth: Almost found a perfect match, NO, they shut the door,
Eleventh: The pain of being wrong again did hurt,
Twelfth: Was rejected, callously and oh so curt,
Thirteenth: She flits and flirts like a butterfly,
Fourteenth: The reasons.. I know not why,
Fifteenth: A subtle new photo, perhaps, to seduce,
Sixteenth: To late, for me you’ve had your use,
Seventeenth: Life is too short to wait for you just,
Eighteenth: I offer to all, my love, not only my lust,
Nineteenth: Yes it is true, I recede into my shell,
Twentieth: I am NOW UNTOUCHABLE, my choice, my HELL. | |
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| I think I |
Jan 19, 2008 3:02 pm
834 Views |  | Should I worry???
Things I’ve learned about me in life.
When drunk, there’s no point in holding your head, it doesn’t stop the
room from spinning.
You know when it’s time to go for an eye test when you spend one hour
looking for your glasses and you’re wearing them.
If you wake and it appears to be daylight but the time is 3am, then you fell
asleep and left the light on.
If you lie in the bath and the only thing above the water is your belly.....
you need to go on a diet.
You should consider yourself old when you have more teeth on your
comb, than in your mouth. (I’m ok here I have no teeth on my comb)
When you find a fist in your mouth, you know you’ve said something
you shouldn't’t have.
If a women tells you to say what you really think, then you should make
something up and not tell her what you think.
No matter how hard you pray.. you will never wake up with Madonna in
your bed.
When you wake up and you feel a damp patch.. Don’t automatically
think you had a great night of $ecks... It probably means you fell asleep
with your hot chocolate in your hands. |
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