| Love and stuff. |
Apr 13, 2008 1:06 pm
1089 Views |  | Yesterday has gone, tomorrow is yet to come, But I still wait for you,
I will never leave you, for without you, my life is only half, it is true,
Looking at the sky, half the moon is missing or half the moon is there,
My hands caress your lips, your breath lingers and rests upon my hair.
I look into your eyes, so much beauty and love from you, deep within,
I hold you like I have held no other, I want your love your body, no sin,
I know you feel the same as me, you have never spoken loves true word,
Infinity between us is ours, love for each other the world has not heard.
I await for you not with wings of angles but for our lips to finally touch,
We know nothing of the power of love, we need each other, oh so much,
Please take my hand, we will follow our own true love, our own destiny,
You will always be here beside me, our love, me for you and you for me. |
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| A Lemon Tree. |
Apr 12, 2008 6:26 am
1308 Views |  | That's all just a lemon tree.
For Beta, and the alcho frilly knickers.
Tone. |
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| Gold Balls. and things. |
Apr 11, 2008 4:54 am
1330 Views |  | I’ve been a real ill Bunny, so haven’t blogged much over the last few days.
Re FriendFinder Success Stories Contest! FriendFinder Success Stories Contest!
Here's mine. lol
Right, Been here over a year, and Yep I’m still “Billy No Mates”.
I’ve been used, abused, reported for abuse. “Shhhsh”.
I’ve had so many tongues stuck out at me, been called a “Nerd, a
Muppet, a Dummy, and a plonker”. and I’ve even been dragged on
the floor to roll around laughing with PP. I even got arrested by
Police woman Liz. I’ve been thwacked around the head by Munch,
and sung to by Ari... Such pain I’ve endured. Even shot up the Bum,
by a Bunny witch, Beta. Called fat, (in an oh so very polite way) by RP.
Hit by Eimeebons with a plastic hammer, Crushed by Ms Belle.
Harassed by Honey KO, (with a lot of help by Donald) Even my
life long Mate El Ric ate a “Yummy” Bunny.
Do I want a Gold Ball? No thanks, I can’t cope with the limited things
I can do at the moment as a standard member.
Do I want VIP status? No thanks again, I spend six hours a day
answering emails and winks as it is.
Do I want a T shirt? No thanks, I get enough people looking weirdly at me
as I walk down the street without wearing a FF T shirt saying, “Hey look at me,
I’m really a Sad person”.
So why am I here you might ask? Because EVERYONE I have come
in contact with here on FF are very SPECIAL to me, in very different
ways. One person stands out amongst all others here, and if by chance
I get enough votes, then I really don’t want the prizes, instead I would like
FF to donate/award it to “Little wonder3”
I think she deserved it more than anyone.
Thanks,
Tone. |
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| Hope. |
Apr 7, 2008 2:56 pm
1192 Views |  | Thoughts and feelings cannot be controlled.
Yes I am writing about someone here who has
become a very special person to me... A real
person, a friend a human being. Little Wonder.
If you are religious, I hope you pray for her.
If not then I hope you wish and feel that she will recover soon.
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I have done some editing on this post/poem.
I wasn't happy with what I had written.
I have left the original comments, I hope
you will understand. Thanks. Tone.
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At first I walk a lonely path following footprints in the snow,
Just one man upon this earth, where I’ll end, who will know,
A Robbin flashes it’s bright red breast, but the snow does fall,
Sky larks, sparrows, and the thrushes to their mates do call.
The virgin softness of the untouched snow falls to the ground,
No one has touched me, like your purity, now we are found,
Squirrels awake from slumber natures beauty, the trees in bud,
My footprints tread the paths turning the earth back into mud.
Why was I put here, what is my purpose, how long will I stay,
I have no answers, I just love Spring followed by April to May,
Have you opened your eyes, do you see the world all around,
Come reach for me, hold my hand, let us walk make no sound. |
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| Red Light district... Wow Bunny happiness! |
Apr 6, 2008 2:27 pm
1471 Views |  | Well after my satirical, somewhat humours post of "I'm in love I have a crush" post I thought I'd do a cultural educational post, to show I am not a male chauvinist Bunny, but quite into the arts.... and show my feminine side. (my backside or for you over the water... my Butt side.)
As all of you know (or at least one of you does), I went for a clean weekend, as opposed to a dirty weekend.(English humour and I'm not going to explain what it means). A few years ago I had some neighbours who sold up and moved down to Malaga, so off I went to see them. I booked a hotel, via the Internet, as one does, in the heart of the city. Anyway when I get there, I find out it is the Spanish film festival week. So it is choc-a-block.(very full, many people there). So I meet Fred and Ginger and we go for a meal. Great night and good conversation, about babies and PMS and the change of life, etc. Only to be told I had booked a hotel in the middle of the RED light district. F and G asked me if I would like to come back and stay with them, (because I had booked into a not to nice area) to their one bedroom apartment on the outskirts and sleep on the sofa.... Oh thank you that is so kind, but NO NO NO. This is a Bunny in heaven. lol.
And I want them to go as soon as possible so I can go and do Bunny things. 
Behave yourselves... anyway back to the cultural side of my trip.
Photo 1. The beach at Malaga.
Photo 2. I think I know what happened to Donald Hoppy.?
Photo 3. Some sort of "Bird in the hand" art.
Photo 4. Now this was really interesting, a "Rock" Just so artistic. wow.
Photo 5. Something this bunny was hoping to do in the Red light district.
Photo 6. Hey have you ever seen such artistic and sexy Dust bins? (Trash cans to you over there.) Wow these just blew (or perhaps blue) my tiny mind.
But seriously, Malaga is quite a nice place, it was clean and quite a buzzy sort of place, but I was amazed I hadn't seen so many Beggars, Tramps, Hippies, and gypsies since we had a family reunion in 1972.
Tone. |
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| I'm in love. I've got a crush. I want to do Bunny things. lol |
Apr 3, 2008 3:03 pm
Mood: One happy Bunny, with a plaste, 1699 Views |  | It's taken me Bl**dy hours to do this, So if it
doesn't work I'm going to "Election FF".
(Sorry FF police, I was only joking).
I'm off for a "Clean" weekend down Malaga, so
I wont be back until Tuesday. And then all
You Bloggers will have millions of blogs for me
to read... Yeah like I'm gonna read them all...
Have a fun weekend Bloggers... If not, then, Hey
that's your problem not mine.
Oh yes I nearly forgot.... If the Picture comes out here.... Who am I in love with...
I hope you can tell me, because I haven't got a clue.
Good night.
Tone. |
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| Cruelty to Bunnies. |
Apr 1, 2008 1:05 pm
1212 Views |  | There once was a happy bunny, all covered in fluff and fir, Or fur,
He ate crocuses and other stuff, used wash and go on his hair,
One day he washed and went to the bunny party in Finland afar,
Had a feast on flowers fruits and plants, they even had a bunny bar.
Out came the wicked witch with hand grenades and a big shotgun,
With a licentious smile she was out to stop all the bunny fun,
She raised her gun and fired, waiting for the bang to come,
Shot happy bunny not once but twice in his fluffy little Bum.
But fluffy bunny had a lot of really good friends and mates,
They held a war party conference outside the old witches gates,
The moles started to burrow under the foundations of her house,
Woodworm began eating furniture, on guard, a real scary mouse.
The house soon began to crumble and around her ears did fall,
Next year the bunnies plan not just a party but a full Bunny Ball,
The moral of this story is quite clear for all and everyone to see,
Don’t Mess with Happy Bunnies... |
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| Little Red Peppers and what they do to you. |
Mar 31, 2008 2:34 pm
Mood: I wanna do what bunnies do. ar, 1312 Views |  | This photo, if FF lets it through is of little
red peppers.
Quoting someone... hmmm 54 inches and 26 HP.
Well here is my 3 inches and 1 HP.
Hold me don’t speak say nothing at all,
Let our bodies engulf answer my call,
A melodic rhythm of two, desire a need,
Our emotions and love let them be freed.
Our flesh touches and melts two into one,
On your back mother earth, on mine the sun,
As we twist, turn thrust love, push and pull,
Our consummation, a passion of love, so full.
Our greed for each other moments of lust,
Ultimate passion within our final thrust,
Our bodies as in heaven together do float,
Unknown purity, virginity, engulfs our coat.
Yes you are mine now and me only for you,
No stormy grey skies, just turquoise and blue,
I am within you, spent, our hearts gently touch,
I cry don’t ever leave me, I need you so much. |
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| Blogging anniversary. |
Mar 30, 2008 5:28 pm
2237 Views |  | I really DO hate people that do long posts of more than four words... So yes I hate me.
I’ve been on this site for over a whole year, (no wonder I was enticed to play Bingo).
I pished and pharted about sending zillions of winks and viewing every
female that looked as though she had a pulse. I had so many responses
and emails, it was unbelievable... (well one or two) I soon realised
that 99% were fake. (if you can have 99% of two?)
Anyway by pure chance, a mistake, I clicked on the Blog thingy.
Read a few Blogs and thought, Hey this is fun.
The first blog I remember reading was by “Captain Pug wash”
(Who has been banned, Gawd rest ‘is soul) It was a joke I had heard
when I was 2 years old. I thought Hey you can be a real dip stick and
still have fun here. So I put out a “blog” yeah the normal boring thing..
Hello I’m new here etc.
I had nine replies. Below in order of appearance.
1. Sens_is_me... Does she still exist?
2. ndpenadentlady44. Yep she’s still around.
3. MeEimeebons. Who wears her blouse back to front.
4. ‘Ole headless Hot lips (with the nice legs), who keeps having crushes.
5. lostwithoutyou2... is she still lost?
6. Mr. Hair himself. debutantebaltimor. (who should be having his 100th
birthday soon).
7. ladykath. Is she still a lady and still here?
8. Ireland. Who only seems to blog/post every 28 days...
9. Curvycat. Who I’ve only seen once again.
So.. Nine girlies, (yes including D. got me hooked on blogging.
A couple of months later I actually posted on peoples blogs, leaving
comments. hmm!
My first post/comment, (because I fell in love with her lips), was on the
headless woman, (with the nice legs). B.U.T. she never replied. Bummer.
My second comment/post, was on Entranceme... She didn’t Entrance me
‘cos she didn’t reply to my comment. But then again I was NEW and my
comments were pretty Naff.
My third post/comment went to Missyhex. Hey I thought I was on a
winner here with a handle like that. But her reply confused me.
My fourth comment/post went to Kirst74 who seemed to have a thing
about Holydad1. But hey, at least I understood her comment.
So here I am one year on, still single, still thinking about taking up
bingo seriously... NOT.
So what I am really saying here is....hmm! something, but I’m not really
sure what... Perhaps....
Thank you to all you Bar stewards, that I have met along this last year
of Blogging, you have made my life so complete and whole, (or perhaps
that should read .. you have made my life a hole.)
NO really I have met some really lovely people here, and they have
enriched my life.. fingers down my throat.
Three people have really touched me. But I wont
embarrass them here... Oh yes I will.
You have an angelic voice. But you missed my birthday by two days.
It is a shame you are happily married, or you could be my tenth wife.
lol.
Next a very very special person, who knows who she is. Come
back and speak to us all soon. I know you will.
And last but not least, someone who is very special. If you don’t
know who you are.... then you are not very special.
Happy anniversary to my bloggers. Love to you all, except....
Don(RIP), Elric, DB, Oldhog, Dan, Riny, Y(something or other) Niceperson, ... hey and many other male mates, and that old dog Muttly.
Gud nite tone. |
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| Ok BINGO |
Mar 28, 2008 6:43 pm
1370 Views |  | There are a certain set of rules, (female Rules) which I don’t quite
understand. humph! But I will try my best.
First of all you buy a ticket/card like the one on my previous blog.
(I ain’t going to tell you which one it was so you can visit all my blogs
and boost my kudos and rating ROF . Then you have a caller.. A
person, that has a bag of balls, or counters, with the numbers from 1-99
printed on them, or if you are posh, a computer thingy, that does it
automatically. These balls/counters are picked one at a time randomly
from a bag, (or posh tarts with a computer the same way). And if the
caller picks a ball/counter with the number seven/7 out of the bag, he or
she says number seven/7.
If you have the number seven/7 on your card/ticket ( as previously
shown on my first blog) then you cross that number out.
Then he/she picks out the the next one, number 44 and you cross that
number out, if it is on your card/ticket.
OK it can get a bit complicated here.... Because, they have lots of
different combinations, and things, of 4 corners, 1 line, 2 lines and a full
house. So me being a bunny, we will go just on a full house.
A full house is when you have crossed off all the numbers on your
card/ticket as and when the caller calls the numbers.
If the last number called is ... 55, and it is you last number to be crossed
off your card..... then you shout, BINGO, HOUSE, or YES I’VE WON.
And yes you win.... and receive the prize.
Ok that is easy. YES. If some of you sad people want to try a Cyber
bingo then I will do it for you..
Right that’s the game and it’s sooo easy, and so much fun. NOT.
Now comes the hard part.... yeah always a problem somewhere.
There is a certain criteria to qualify to play this game.
1. If you have more than one brain cell, you probably wont qualify to
play.
2. If you look like a Michelin man, and have a blue rinse, you are
favorite to win.
3. If you can hold a pen in one hand, a gin and tonic in the other, and
have a fag dangling from your mouth, and still have a hand free to stuff
chips or crisp in your mouth... then you are on a winner.
4. You have to be old or senile.
5. If you are female, then you have a good chance to be able to play.
6. If you have to have the mentality of a five year old, then you will
understand the game.
7. When the caller calls certain numbers... ie number 2. you have to
respond, in unison, with “quack”. If the number is 22 then you have to
respond, in unison with “quack, quack”. If the number is 8, then you
have to shout, one fat lady, if the number is 88, you have to shout,
two fat ladies.
Hey why am I doing this, no one will understand here on FF.
Have a good weekend bloggers. Good night.
Tone. |
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