| Sunset |
Feb 7, 2008 11:03 am
1182 Views |  | Just thought I'd share another colourful sunset
with you all. Oh yeah and a stupid rhyme.
Cauliflower cheese with gammon steak,
This was the meal tonight I did make,
With a sunset up above, colours of life,
Bl**dy tough steak, I need a sharp knife.
Oh why didn’t I just cook a tin of beans,
With black toast, yeah, within my means,
Don’t need good food with a coloured sky,
Beautiful, I’m flying with the birds up high. |
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| A day in the life, of Sad Toneboney. |
Feb 5, 2008 4:27 pm
1050 Views |  | (Foto... Them women have been at it again!)
Up at seven. Did me bits and pieces and brushed me hair...
Got in me car and drove to Murcia to play golf.
Arrived eight thirty... Thirty minutes late... Yeah they forgot to
tell me they’d changed the time..
So I had to play with the Girlie's at the end.... That is just so sexist
making the girlie's play at the end.. lol
Anyway played with Marian... Yes THE Marian, the sister of the one
and only famous Jimmy Greaves... Wow. (If you ask me who Jimmy
Greaves is then you are a sad person). LOL.
Had a reasonable round of golf... Yeah I lost... ha! But had a great chat
with Marian about Jimmy and how he is doing now.. (He is well)
Rushed to get home by three, ( as the "Gay boys" (not a derogatory
comment, as that is what they call themselves) ‘cos they were going
to valet me car). So now me car is all spic and span, and smelling
like a French parlor.
Came on the net and got a call from me mate Colleen, her boyfriend
was in the UK having a hernia operation, so did I fancy going to for
a Chinese meal with some of her friends, from a singles club.. Yeh
like I really wanted to do that AGAIN.. The last time I went with her
to one of their Do’s it was like having an evening with me
great grandmother.... No wonder they are all single.... lol.
Still I haven’t been eating properly lately, (just Kit-kats and
Tinned Mac D’s, (courtesy of Munch)), so I went.
It was an ok evening until..... And this is absolutely true..!!!
This woman sat next to me... I use the term woman very loosely,
as she had more hair on her upper lip than I have on my head..
She bent forward with her wine glass in her hand, (with glazed eyes),
she seemed to be having trouble focusing, and her hand and glass
hovered towards me, (no, not what you are thinking... lol) and she
placed her glass in the middle of my plate, squishing me rice and
things, then said thank you, I’m a little bit drunk and couldn’t see
a space to put my glass!!!! No, I’ve not finished yet... Everyone saw
this, and no one said a word, They were all ever so very polite and
continued with their conversations.. (posh birds hu!). Well me
being me, I was (as PP would say) ROFL PML. etc. When I had
regained a certain amount of composure I lifted her glass from my
plate and asked her if she would like a top up...(keep it clean, of her
wine), oh yes pleesssh. So I grabbed the vinegar bottle and poured..
She mumbled something about Chardonnay 69.!!
Women... I will never understand em!
Good night bloggers.
Tone |
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| A moment in time. |
Feb 4, 2008 1:32 pm
Mood: There's enoug moody people, 976 Views |  | This moment in time, is so beautiful, as I sit with you,
My arms around your body, your cheek caresses mine,
Your lips are so inviting, I tremble, a kiss as we touch,
Imagination, thoughts and dreams, often mean so much.
This moment in time, will never be true, it is to surreal,
You are but a child, on your journey through your life,
But the love that you project, will one day be returned,
With all our lives, your fingers will touch and be burned.
This moment in time, I love you for who you really are,
But my heart has been lost to another, Yes I have the scar,
I reached out to touch her, yes my fingers they were burnt,
My feelings kept inside myself, hard lessons that are learnt.
This moment in time, I just want to love one, not the world,
On my hearts grave stands Shakespeare and Picasso at his side,
With words of poetry, and pictures of love and many dreams,
Love and destiny, is my life alone, without you, so it seems. |
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| Funny Quips. |
Feb 4, 2008 4:47 am
1017 Views |  | Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it. |
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| Read between the lines if you think you are smart enough! |
Jan 31, 2008 2:57 pm
Mood: Add my own what? MOOOOOD... ok, 899 Views |  | Samantha, Michelle and Kathrine, equal all three,
The most sacred women in my life, special you be,
From the loins of my love, so deep within my heart,
I felt your first breath, the kiss of life from the start.
You grew up and matured, each in your own way,
All my love for you deepening each, and every day,
Such sadness engulfs me, you know not of my pain,
But it is you three that keep me alive, lucid and sane,
I will love you always, until I enter my final grave,
Much strength you gave me in battle, I was not brave,
Couldn’t accept you would have one parent not two,
I challenged and faced death, survived only for you.
I doubt you will read this, and understand who I am,
Your father, like my father, only half.... a real man,
Alas we are given only one life upon this aged earth,
For all mankind I wish love peace happiness and mirth. |
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| NEWS FLASH.. BELLES CRUSH |
Jan 31, 2008 8:48 am
929 Views |  | This is the BBC WORLD NEWS..
The latest up date on Belles CRUSH.
Slueth reporter Popeye caught Belles
Wedding on camera.(above)
News flash ends. |
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| International News report. |
Jan 30, 2008 3:38 pm
928 Views |  | BBC WORLD NEWS.
The final Hour.
This evening, somewhere between the hours of 6pm and 9pm
The lone soldier “Toneboney” Thrust forward and inserted...
The scissor movement... Whilst the wagging tongues were in
disarray. He cunningly slide covertly into all the tongue wagers....
Where he, Snipped off their tongues one by one ... They were
Speechless... He put an end to the Anti Tongue pokers in eight
swift strokes. Citing the Geneva convention.
The BBC congratulates Toneboney for his stand against the freedom
of Tongue poking.
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The BBC gained an exclusive interview with Toneboney... here are
extracts from that interview:
BBC: How do you feel about your victory over the tongue wagers?
TB: I feel very sad that so many tongues have been lost in this conflict.
BBC: Did you enjoy any part of this affray?
TB: It is always sad when there is confrontation, But I did enjoy the
insertions...
BBC: If you had the chance to change anything that you did would you?
TB: Yes I would have put a smaller reciprocal tongue to Beta in the
beginning.
BBC: What do you think has been gained from this encounter?
TB: I would like to think I have encountered a few new friends,
and possibly made a few people laugh instead of being unhappy.
BBC: Isn’t that a strange comment to make?
TB: Yes... do you have a problem with that?
BBC: Erm, no, thank you for the interview.
ENDS************************************
Herald Tribune:
Today we saw Toneboney cut many tongues....
Our, reporters on the ground report.... I suspect there will be many
clones and android, tongues, purporting to be one of the original
tongues,
and trying to continue their lost cause, But alas they have no tongues.
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Reuters News.
TB makes a statement.
Hi all you bloggers, Thanks for playing the game. I enjoyed it, I hope
you did too, and I hope all you on the sidelines had a laugh or two.
This “Tongue” thing has come to an end now, I hope I gave you a laugh
or made you think... hey what a nerd, it matters not to me, because I had
a laugh and fun.. And others did too.
Sincere thanks to all the enemy.. Beta, Munch, Liz, Ari, Belle, Uni, Cat,
Purple person, and I think, but am not sure, Entranceme.
A Sunflower to you...
Tone. |
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