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Feb 16, 2008 3:08 pm
1197 Views |  | Help needed here... when you click on Home..
ya get all sorts of things.... but under the Who's Viewed you bit is ...Views, Winks, Hot list (ha ha ha) and then to the right of that has suddenly appeared a "KUDOS" thingy...
What's this all about... When I click on it. It tells me only rich and posh people can view it.!!
Why?.. I have 1,613... Kudos things... (well to be honest just the one, that's why it has only just shown itself). lol
I've been around a bit..... keep it clean.. Looking through FF but I can't find any reference or explanation of "kudos".
Don't get me wrong, I aint fick or nuffing, I no wat kudos is... But what is it??? Is it a sort of I have a "Crush" on someone thingy??? lol
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| A picture painted with words. |
Feb 15, 2008 6:51 am
1436 Views |  | Your long flowing fair hair does drift upon my chest,
Our cheeks are softly touching as you sleep and rest,
I press my lips on yours, kiss you, a stir, a sigh, a moan,
In your dreams I wonder if you know you’re not alone.
My heart and in my mind I have always loved only you,
We kiss, passionate our lips moist like the morning dew,
Deep within, our passion rises fast, warmth, with a glow,
Love passes back and forth, a pleasure, only we two know.
The ultimate moment arrives, together, a climax of love,
You hold onto me, both as one, you below and me above,
Physical needs consumed, but love and tenderness exude,
Both glistening, but still, thriving on this love, our food.
I palm your neck, force your lips up, press them to mine,
Your tongue soft, a taste, the sweetest grape upon the vine,
Slowly we slumber with a fire from heaven, bodies entwined,
The morning brings loneliness, it was a dream within my mind. |
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| Valentines Eve... |
Feb 12, 2008 3:31 pm
1473 Views |  | Well it is that time of year again, saint Valentines he does appear,
All year he casts an arrow to shoot, does he touch you, do you fear,
Love should not be for just one day, but forever, for an eternity,
Open up your hearts and soles, let your love flow honest and free.
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| Food for thought. |
Feb 12, 2008 3:25 pm
1321 Views |  | DB... If you come in here and say “I thought this was a free meal”
Then duck... there is a 12 bore comming your way... yeah I know I will
probably miss ya.. lol
S.E.R.I.O.U.S.LY.
But I do find it really amazing, the trust that some people put in
themselves and others here in blogsville... Perhaps it is a learning curve.
But really, we do not know the people here, or who they really are, until
we have some sort of conection, ie physical contact, Im, or internet cam.
I have created a profile here, as me Yes the real me. But it is only time
that revels that, I am me and you are who you say you are..
For example: I could be a convict in Broadmoor, or someone on death row...
You don’t really know!
How do YOU determine if I am fake or real?
Your perception is welcomed here! Please comment.
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| Dedicated to a wonderful person here on FF. |
Feb 11, 2008 10:54 am
1303 Views |  | She has a child like beauty, but is a woman in her heart,
Fought adversity and turmoil, I know not where to start,
She brings smiles and laughter to me, and others here too,
Not many have her strength or personality, there are a few.
Her smiles and her beauty, light up the coldest dismal day,
Exuding love, happiness around her life, come what may,
I wish you a long and happy life, and love in all you do,
Little wonder, you inspire me, yes this rhyme, is for you.
If one person that deserves what is best, and what is true,
With the choice out of so many, surely one of them is you,
I hope that you don’t take offence as I bring this to an end,
Thoughts, feelings, and best wishes I send to my dear friend. |
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| Just had to share this with you. lol |
Feb 11, 2008 8:28 am
960 Views |  | Working people frequently ask retired people what they
do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into
town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went
up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tyres.
So my wife called him a sh*thead. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We
try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age. |
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| Couldn’t sleep... lol |
Feb 10, 2008 5:31 pm
947 Views |  | Had a hectic weekend. A Spanish student.... Awesome. I learnt a few
choice Spanish phrases... hmm! And he reminded me of a few English
sayings. “Can I go and spend a penny”... hmm!
I think I was Pishing him off.
No, really he was a great guy. He was one of these Very special
people that you meet in your path of life. This is probably going to
be really boring to most of you. But hey I can’t sleep, so why should
I be the only one Bored. Raul, was his name.. 30 odd years old. Bought
on this earth to be a musician, from an early age. He studied music from
a very early age, violin, cello, piano etc. He studied at college/Uni for
8 years. A very talented musician. I had my own personal rendition,
of his AWESOME guitar playing, flamenco, jazz, blues, pop, Boy could
he make my guitar talk. (I’ll never play my guitar again) lol. He is quite
well known here in Spain, and played with many Orchestras and famous
international bands. Which I wont name, because I am not into name
dropping... Apart from JIMMY GREAVES.... LOL. So where am I
going here... Ah Yes, with all his fame and notoriety as a musician, He
really wants to be an Air Traffic controller... Can you really believe
that? So he was sent to me, to be able ... to speak real proper like,
Not posh but real English and not your Yankee English slang. You can’t
even spell “colour” correct. And not to have a Gordie, Jock, Irish, Welsh
or Brum accent. Anyway he was a fab guy and he has promised to send
me a demo disc of his latest tracks.
Enough dreaming, what was next. Oh yes, Sunday “A Cultural Meeting”
Of all us, that want to learn Spanish, and em, Spanish that speak perfect
English but want to practice.
Anyway, this was in Mula.. (here it comes SL. lol). Mula is a small but
historic town in Spain. It dates back to 4,000 BC with the archaeological
facts to support it. For me it is amazing, the skill and craftsmanship of
this moment in history, is phenomenal. (bear with me Munch, I am
dyslexic and I am having trouble with the big words here) lol.
Really the skill and artistic design of that age gone by was wonderful,
considering the tools/technology, that they had available to them.
I took loads of Foto’s (the Spanish way of spelling Photographs.) So one up, Miss
perfect.
So I thought I would share with you all the most historical, momentous
Foto that I took today... Above.!!!!
The weekend has gone, so have a great week bloggers.
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| Love, does not exist |
Feb 8, 2008 5:15 pm
1116 Views |  | My love is just an ocean, gentle waves upon the sea,
To be loved, is an expression, of feelings that are free,
I want and need your love to make me true and whole,
Save your games, I do not want, falseness or your sole.
Everyone has a beauty to attract and to make you feel,
Be sincere to yourself, forget the past be you, be real,
Then happiness you will find with an ocean to the sea,
For love is just an emotion of life , for yours to be. |
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| Sunset |
Feb 7, 2008 11:03 am
1179 Views |  | Just thought I'd share another colourful sunset
with you all. Oh yeah and a stupid rhyme.
Cauliflower cheese with gammon steak,
This was the meal tonight I did make,
With a sunset up above, colours of life,
Bl**dy tough steak, I need a sharp knife.
Oh why didn’t I just cook a tin of beans,
With black toast, yeah, within my means,
Don’t need good food with a coloured sky,
Beautiful, I’m flying with the birds up high. |
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| A day in the life, of Sad Toneboney. |
Feb 5, 2008 4:27 pm
1044 Views |  | (Foto... Them women have been at it again!)
Up at seven. Did me bits and pieces and brushed me hair...
Got in me car and drove to Murcia to play golf.
Arrived eight thirty... Thirty minutes late... Yeah they forgot to
tell me they’d changed the time..
So I had to play with the Girlie's at the end.... That is just so sexist
making the girlie's play at the end.. lol
Anyway played with Marian... Yes THE Marian, the sister of the one
and only famous Jimmy Greaves... Wow. (If you ask me who Jimmy
Greaves is then you are a sad person). LOL.
Had a reasonable round of golf... Yeah I lost... ha! But had a great chat
with Marian about Jimmy and how he is doing now.. (He is well)
Rushed to get home by three, ( as the "Gay boys" (not a derogatory
comment, as that is what they call themselves) ‘cos they were going
to valet me car). So now me car is all spic and span, and smelling
like a French parlor.
Came on the net and got a call from me mate Colleen, her boyfriend
was in the UK having a hernia operation, so did I fancy going to for
a Chinese meal with some of her friends, from a singles club.. Yeh
like I really wanted to do that AGAIN.. The last time I went with her
to one of their Do’s it was like having an evening with me
great grandmother.... No wonder they are all single.... lol.
Still I haven’t been eating properly lately, (just Kit-kats and
Tinned Mac D’s, (courtesy of Munch)), so I went.
It was an ok evening until..... And this is absolutely true..!!!
This woman sat next to me... I use the term woman very loosely,
as she had more hair on her upper lip than I have on my head..
She bent forward with her wine glass in her hand, (with glazed eyes),
she seemed to be having trouble focusing, and her hand and glass
hovered towards me, (no, not what you are thinking... lol) and she
placed her glass in the middle of my plate, squishing me rice and
things, then said thank you, I’m a little bit drunk and couldn’t see
a space to put my glass!!!! No, I’ve not finished yet... Everyone saw
this, and no one said a word, They were all ever so very polite and
continued with their conversations.. (posh birds hu!). Well me
being me, I was (as PP would say) ROFL PML. etc. When I had
regained a certain amount of composure I lifted her glass from my
plate and asked her if she would like a top up...(keep it clean, of her
wine), oh yes pleesssh. So I grabbed the vinegar bottle and poured..
She mumbled something about Chardonnay 69.!!
Women... I will never understand em!
Good night bloggers.
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