| Finish this off for me!! |
Mar 13, 2008 2:59 pm
Mood: Funny Bunny, 600 Views |  | OK so you say I’m sexy, but I’ve got a big fat nose,
But you didn’t say anything about me smelly toes,
You want to make me scream, make a lot of noise,
But you never said anything about them battery toys.
You wanted to pleasure me, make me laugh and cry,
Take your clothes off, and I will laugh, don’t ask why,
Your body is like a nymph, with blubber like a whale,
I think I’ll put you on auction on the Dutch E-bay sale.
Yeah Of course I love you the way you were born,
Who do you think I am, little Boy Blue with a horn?
Yes I do really love you, whilst you are here tonight,
Sober in the morning, you might give me a fright.
You might not think this is so funny, neither do I,
So how come I’m writing this, you may ask why,
Because I’m a Bl**Dy happy fluffy tailed fat bunny,
I can’t be bothered to write a rhyme for that last line.
That’s your job. lol |
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| Men only post.... Get outta here you girlies...... |
Mar 12, 2008 3:40 pm
789 Views |  | This is a competition for Men only... you Girlies haven’t got a chance here... 
. Ok Men... post a photo of yourself, On your blog, (with a link back here to my
blog) Of you clean shaven face.... and in one week post a photo of you with a
moustache.. Or even a beard. yeah good one, men. (Db eat your heart out. lol) May the best man win.
Yes I realise some of you girlies could compete... but Hey, are you going
to admit you can grow a hairy lip, or chin??
LOL TONE. |
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| :P:P:P:P:P |
Mar 12, 2008 3:17 pm
Mood: Trying something new. lol., 553 Views |  | Love comes around in so many different ways,
Flash your eyes smile at me, as you body sways,
Your words of love seduce me with your charms,
I’ll only feel safe when you hold me with your arms.
You say so many words that are meaningless, untrue,
If you want me, be honest, don’t play games be you,
Engulf me with your senses, make me feel your need,
Our love will surely grow, on each other we will feed.
I need your love as, much as you need my love too,
Do you want my love, or someone else, say who?
I wish to make you that special person in my life,
OMG no not another Bl**dy wife...
LOL |
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| A sea of Dreams. |
Mar 2, 2008 12:00 pm
Mood: Happy Bunny, 1623 Views | I walk upon a sea of dreams,
A carpet of lust and love,
Sea creatures in the depths below,
Birds soaring high above.
The waves cascade around me,
Cold and weary, so wet,
Time stands still within my dream,
I’m all alone, and yet!
The storm rips and tears my flesh,
And waves, above my head,
My bones are cold, unmoving,
Am I asleep in my bed?
A vision of you appears from deep,
An angel from the sea,
You speak, “I love you not,”
Go, for now you’re free.
Terror fills my thoughts, my mind,
Fear and panic, I try to hide,
Consciousness returns to me again,
You are sleeping by my side. | |
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| Good bye for now. |
Feb 23, 2008 4:16 pm
1028 Views |  | It is time for me to return to the real world,
just for a while.. lol (until I get bored with it).
I love you all.... Well perhaps...
That is a lie.... Only some of you. LOL
Those that are special to me will Know who they are... Cyberspace is good, but real life must take priority... We all have to face
reality, at some time in life, my time is now...
I will be back with my . lol
Love and happiness to you all.
Tone.
Little Tone.
Toneybons etc.
Take care and be happy....
Remember...., you can make many people happy, and many people can make you happy. But within
Yourself, only you can you find true happiness.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tony.
Happpy Bunny here, doing what happy bunnies always do.
Tone. |
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| WHY ??? |
Feb 21, 2008 6:12 pm
1229 Views | No photo's. No moods. No nothing.
I really like this site, and the friends I have made here. Male and female, married and single. Older (Only two of them) and those who are younger than my grandchildren.
I am very, very happy here. I think most of you are too.
BUT WHY???
WHY, WHY, WHY.
Most of you will know of the conflict that is on going.!!!
Why is it happening. Please stop. I have friends on both sides. And agree and dis-agree with many comments made, by both sides.
Don't force the issue, let us all as individuals
have our own opinions and views. Don't take things so personal, and really read what people write and not what you think they write, please. Let go, Don't blame or be blamed. Let us all be friends, but also respect other peoples views, even if you don't agree with them. If you don't like or agree with someone, just ignore or don't post a comment, don't be contentious and tell them they are a W&nker, because for everyone that you think is a W&nker, there are two that thinks you are a W*nker.
Yes you might say I am a newbie here, (I accept that, I have only been here for less than a year), so I am naive and know nothing of FF. But don't you really want this to be a friendly environment of fun and good will, to accept constructive criticism, and be supported if you feel down or hurt??? If you don't particularly like some one or their blogs.... then don't read them, or at the very least don't comment on them. Let them be free to express their feelings on their blogs. And If someone comments on your blog in a negative way.. Accept it. No one is perfect, and not everyone will agree with your views.
I will end with.
WHY WHY WHY.
GOOD night to my true friends, young and old, and those that are not too sure if they are young or old.
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| Women and Parking. OMG. |
Feb 21, 2008 4:20 pm
1085 Views |  | This is a true story, and I hope you men will
be understanding and sympathetic towards our fellow females.
A female friend and I went to the local supermarket, for general things
that she required. When we left the store and got back to her car...
Someone had double parked, partially blocking our exit.
She was cool and we waited and we chatted for a while, thinking that this
inconsiderate Dork would be back to move his car..
After ten minutes my friend decided to try and maneuver her car out..
In the process, she panicked, foot slipped, clutch and accelerator
problems here.. Nothing new... And damaged the other car... as the
picture shows..
A big crowd gathered with the usual sarcastic comments of women
drivers etc... Anyway my friend took it all in her stride, was very
apologetic to all who had gathered and she said yes she was sorry and it
was totally her fault.. After 10 or 15 minutes... the owner of the damaged
car had not returned. So she made a public announcement that she would
leave a note on the windscreen to the owner of the damaged car, with her
insurance details etc. because she had to go to her two children
who were alone at home and she could not wait any longer. (Which was true). She wrote the note and placed it under the wind shield wiper and
we left.
I had so much admiration and respect for her, for doing what she did.
As we travelled home... She started smiling and singing in a way I have
never know her do before.. Eventually I questioned her about her happy
mood, considering the accident and the amount of money it would cost her.
She replied... “little Tone” This is what I wrote on that note.. “Dear Sir,
I was blocked in by your car, and I am sincerely sorry for the damage I caused to your car. Many people have witnessed me trying maneuver my
car out of the parking lot after you very inconsiderately parked in front
of me and blocked my exit. I am very sorry for causing damage to your
car. It was an accident. Everyone here thinks I am writing out my car
registration and insurance details. Up you you moron. |
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| Tone bone on safari |
Feb 20, 2008 3:30 pm
1262 Views |  | Not sure if this will work... ha!
The first picture, a wild elephant.
Second picture an exotic Bird.
Third picture a mermaid.
forth picture a Giant Panda.
Hey every one fails now and again. lol |
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| Some strange people in this world. lol. |
Feb 17, 2008 2:42 pm
1393 Views |  | I know a single guy here, the real here, in Spain.
Over the months in small quantities he has bought,
about six pounds of pickled onions, four pounds of gherkins and a
few pounds of pickled things, which he doesn't eat, because he hates
them. The only reason he has them, is because the woman that works
behind the deli is gorgeous and sexy... what a laugh...
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY I BOUGHT THEM??
Don’t even go there... I just made that up... I AM JOKING.
Anuffer poem for the Foto I took today.. above.
I stand on the mountain top, as close to heavens door that I will get,
I look across the translucent silver clouds of Mazarron bay, and yet,
There is something there to be seen, but my eyes are blurred and wet,
I dream of the beauty within you, the wind breaths “We have not met”.
The clouds roll float and tumble spiraling as they do every single day,
Beneath, the sea is calm not a wave dares to move in Mazarron bay,
The breeze speaks to me, a whisper I can hardly hear what it does say,
Fear not, the love that you have waited for, unfolds, it’s on it’s way.
Darkness is below me, shadows are at my feet, so do not ask why?
Across the bay is happiness, soon will be fulfilment, no need to cry,
Each of us searches, seeking love and commitment please don’t sigh,
Little boy be strong, your mother and father, are now part of the sky. |
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| WHAT |
Feb 16, 2008 3:08 pm
1194 Views |  | Help needed here... when you click on Home..
ya get all sorts of things.... but under the Who's Viewed you bit is ...Views, Winks, Hot list (ha ha ha) and then to the right of that has suddenly appeared a "KUDOS" thingy...
What's this all about... When I click on it. It tells me only rich and posh people can view it.!!
Why?.. I have 1,613... Kudos things... (well to be honest just the one, that's why it has only just shown itself). lol
I've been around a bit..... keep it clean.. Looking through FF but I can't find any reference or explanation of "kudos".
Don't get me wrong, I aint fick or nuffing, I no wat kudos is... But what is it??? Is it a sort of I have a "Crush" on someone thingy??? lol
Tone. |
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