| Is this you? |
Sep 5, 2008 5:28 pm
30 Views | So you thrust your hand and sear my skin,
You take my heart and pull from within,
You care not what pain you cause or hurt,
Casting me aside with the garbage and dirt.
Do you not feel what you inflict is my pain,
Only my love, keeps me from being insane,
Do you enjoy seeing me falling, torn apart,
Are you a monster, do you have no heart?
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| Are you a boring person? |
Sep 5, 2008 5:24 pm
36 Views |  | Someone, (who shall remain nameless)
But Her initials are S.E.X. Had the
audacity... To take the Pee out of me...
Why? Because, back in Merry England
I used to feed the ducks and swans, by hand,
at my local rivers and lakes. I got to know these
“Birds” on quite “inter-mate” terms.
I used to take bread to them, with Marmite,
Cheese spread, and even chocolate on. Hmm!
I even had pet names for them.. Such as...
A.B.C.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
But here in Spain, they don't have many ducks... So
I've started to feed the fish in the sea, when I go snorkelling.
Yes absolutely true... And they have got used to me,
And they almost take the bread out of my hand.
So, Hello if I was not bald I would be blonde...
Yeah OK so I think blogs have got boring recently...
Someone PLEASE liven up life here....
Tone the Bunny Duck. Or perhaps the Dunny Buck.
eye  ewe   
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| Chocolate.... Yes |
Sep 4, 2008 1:43 pm
159 Views |  | DO YOU EAT CADBURY’S CHOCOLATE?
We were raised on Cadbury’s chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat Cadbury’s chocolate!
THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!
It could happen to you, your family and friends!.................
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Chocolate causes you to have small feet.
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| Bunny logic. |
Sep 1, 2008 2:50 pm
275 Views |  | I made two people very happy today..
Person “A” male, 6 feet tall, and about 6 feet wide.
He does like San Miguel a lot.
Person “B” female, 5 feet 4 inches tall, built like a pencil,
with little bumps, top and bottom.
Person “A's” real name is Letsdoit.
Person “B's” real name is Iwanit.
So Iwanit, is a health freak, into yoghurt's, fruit,
and 5 second runs, every month.
Lestsdoit likes pork fat, San Miguel and staggers to the
wash room/bog/toilet every 5 seconds, as his daily exercise.
Anyway, Iwanit, produces a chart thingy... from the Girlie
magazines... You know the sort of thing, where you have
a curved arc graph, where you check your height/weight
ratio etc.
Both looked at the chart and became very depressed.
Letsdoit said, I'm a fat bugger, I need to loose weight.
Iwanit said, I'm anorexic and need to put on weight..
UNTIL.... Bunny logic here said...
Hey, Letsdoit, you ain't too fat, you are just too short,
grown another 4 inches and you will be perfect.
Hey, Iwanit you just have to shrink 4 inches and you
too will be perfect.
So Iwanit, went away and got it....
And Letsdoit, went away and did it...
Two happy bunnies.
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| So You are all members of Senior FF now. ha! |
Aug 30, 2008 1:06 pm
561 Views |  | So FF is desperately swapping sets of software,
from it's sister sites, to try and resolve the problem here...
Good on em! I say. If you understand programming... then you have got to
have some sympathy for them....
Anyway a little light ditty to help you pass
the time of day...
Light the fire and sip your wine and have a little nibble,
Play a game of cards, draw pictures or, a little scribble,
Have fun in what you do tonight, share and share alike,
Do some karaoke, sing some songs and share your mic.
For sharing is a lovely thing to do, with a loved one,
Let your hair down, laugh be happy, have some fun,
Be wild and gay, take some chances come what may,
Tomorrow will be here soon, it's just another day. |
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| Manila Stage One. |
Aug 28, 2008 1:56 pm
725 Views |  | Ok it's official, booked and done. I'm on my way to Manila Philippines.
(turn right at Hong Kong).
Two weeks in Manila. From the 22nd Oct to the 5th Nov.
I'm staying at the Hotel California... whoops no that's just a song.
I'm staying at the Hotel Dusit Thani, Ayala Center, Makati City.
I was told this is the place for bunnies to be... (After I picked out
a Hotel that I thought was good, only to be told (seriously) that
it was the Red light district. Yet again... Hey it's a bunny thing.
So, I'm planning to meet up with a few people here.. But if I am
not in contact with you on the other side, please feel free to phone
the Hotel and leave a message to meet up for a drink or meal with
the bald headed bunny in Levis... (I don't do posh even in Posh Hotels.)
Seriously, even if our acquaintance here on FF has been small, I would
love to meet up with you.
I plan to see as much as I can in 2 weeks... although I believe they are
shooting people way down south who have a boat.. Ugh! Hey life happens.
So either contact me here before I go, Or Mrs Munch, or me at the Hotel.
Hey I believe Munch has a lot of Ants that like Speedo's.
I am looking forward to stage One. And I am sure I will have a great stay
in Manila.
Take care Bloggers, and only Blog, when you have a blog.
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| A post for Miss Piggy. |
Aug 27, 2008 3:00 pm
573 Views | Touch me, hold me, and never let me go,
Never let me go, touch me and hold me,
Want me, need me, and love me till I'm old, (yeah ok a bit too late here! Lol)
Love me till I'm old, need me, and want me.
Take me now, and give me all you have,
Give me all you have, and take me now,
Let your lips touch mine, let me touch yours,
Let me touch yours, to Hell with the lips, (just let me touch yours).
   
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| Dreams... do they mean anything? |
Aug 25, 2008 2:32 pm
712 Views | Hey I had a dream last night, or did I watch a video...
Hmmm! Not to sure here... Anyway...
It was about Pablo Picasso You know the painter and
decorator that painted ceilings and things.
(or was that the Micky Angel bloke?) Anyway he chopped off
his ear... To try and make himself famous..
Now I come to think of it... I might have been that
White Van driver, old Gogh...
Sooooo I thought the way to get famous is to chop
something off.... And yes you are ahead of me here..
I chopped off my thingy... So now I'm famous.
YES. Ouch!
Let the rains pour and the tears they will fall,
Thunder sounds and the lightening will call,
The tempestuous storm rages within your head,
You say many words, but too many you said.
Colours of the storm are dark, dreary and sad,
The lightening it forks like your tongue so sad,
You have no control, the storm paves your way,
Take heart, tomorrow is yet another fresh day.
So now tomorrow it is here, it shines, a love ray,
Rainbows on the horizon, you watch from the bay,
You dance on the sand and twirl with such delight,
Sharing special moments, with a lover all night.
If you've got this far.....Sorry, but you have a real big problem....
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