| Such a Loss |
Apr 17, 2008 6:13 am
Mood: angry, 986 Views | | Logged on today and noticed one from my network friends was missing, a member of the good blogging community. Is he missing from everyone?? Its sad that when one confronts and exposes some one for doing a lot of people wrong the one who does the exposing has to suffer, along with the rest of us. Why is it that victims are punished so much?? | |
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| Handy Tip |
Apr 16, 2008 4:16 am
Mood: mischievous, 678 Views | INEXPENSIVE ENTERTAINMENT:
Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road.
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| Mud |
Apr 16, 2008 4:07 am
Mood: satisfied, 495 Views | If you reach for a star, you might not reach it, but you won't get a handful of mud.
Watson of IBM... | |
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| ENTHUSIASTIC |
Apr 12, 2008 11:47 am
Mood: annoyed, 540 Views |  | "To become enthusiastic--act enthusiastic."
Hummm......sounded easy enough........
So, this morning I woke up thinking I am going to be ENTHUSIASTIC!!!! today.
This is how it went........
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the BEST, I started the day at 15 !!!!!!
WOW!! A great start!! NO PROBLEM!!!
Now for the rest.......
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Dust and Vac.
-1
Mop floor
-1
Do dishes
-1
.....OK Who tried to cook plastic!! 
-10
Laundry
-5
Clean the restroom
-10
Do the tax forms
-1000
OK.......add them up
Wait a minuite!!!!!
negative 1013 !!!!!!!!!
and its only NOON!!!!!!
So much for an enthusiastic day!!!! |
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| Dungeon |
Apr 10, 2008 10:29 am
Mood: hopeful, 467 Views |  | Dungeon of Dispair
Trapped, incased in a dungeon of dispair
Thick fog, musky smell
No light in the dark
Bars surrounding, no way out
Swimming in a deep pool of thought
Where is the key to open the door?
How did I get here? No matter
Choices will regain control
Moving toward the light
Sight is clearing, getting brighter
Power of Love settle around
The key is found within |
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| Victory |
Apr 10, 2008 7:14 am
Mood: drained, 390 Views |  | byHerbertKauffman
You are the man/women who used to boast
That you'd achieve the untermost,
Some day.
You merely wished a show,
To demeonstrate how much you know
And prove the distance you can go.....
Another year we've just passed through.
What new ideas came to you?
How many big things did you do?
Time....left twelve fresh months in your care
How many of them did you share
With opportunity and dare
Again where you so often missed?
We do not find you on the list of Makers Good.
Explain the fact!
Ah, no, 'twas not the chance you lacked!
As usual--you failed to act! |
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| Handy Tip |
Apr 8, 2008 6:31 am
Mood: amused, 501 Views |  | FINANCE TIP:
Save on electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat. |
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| Things That Irritate a Sane Person |
Apr 8, 2008 5:08 am
Mood: cranky, 394 Views |  | Things That Irritate a Sane Person
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.
People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
When you need a salesperson, you can never find one.
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it.
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
(Picture is of my 20 year old son and his girlfriend's four year old.....it was one of those MOM DON"T!!!!!!!!!!!!! moments....  ) |
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| Tale of Two Brains.....Part 5 |
Apr 7, 2008 6:23 am
Mood: contemplative, 363 Views | Women don't usually have a breakdown between the two hemispheres. Plus, the female hormone estrogen promplts nerve cells to grow more connections within the brain and between the hemisphers while the female is still in the womb. The femal connecting tissue doesn't deteriorate; hence, the two hemispheres of their brains interact and process information together. Because of this, women process their environment from more than one point of view. They have logic and reasoning juxtaposed with feelings and relationships--much more complex than a man's thinking. Hence, women are more in touch with their feelings and can more easily express them than men can. They have an increased ability to bond and be connected to others. Because of brain differences, women have a more accute sense of smell, better hearing, and keener eysight than men do. Now, many women assume this stronger connection system makes their brains more efficient and productive than a man's brain. Men, on the other hand, see this connection process as proff of faulty wiring--the two sides keep getting in the way of each other.
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| Nestled Deep Down |
Apr 6, 2008 5:16 am
Mood: calm, 341 Views | Nestled deep down
within the warmth
all cozy and comfy
Along comes and intruder
disrupts the pleasure
of htose snuggled together
The noise as the metal
slices through the bed
arouses little concern
For that is what Spring
means in the life
of the earth worm | |
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