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LET ME EXPLAIN Apr 8, 2008 7:37 pm
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My Top Ten Lists are purely figments of my imagination. It is posted for entertainment purposes only. Thanks

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TOP TEN SIGNS HE IS CHEATING ON YOU Apr 8, 2008 7:14 pm
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YOU ARE ALMOST 100% SURE HE IS CHEATING ON YOU WHEN:

10. he answers his cell phone in the bathroom;

09. he won't let you borrow his cell phone, and when he does, all messages and phone records are "empty";

08. he seldom eat dinner yet still gains weight;

07. he absent-mindedly called you "sweetheart" then immediately re-tracks, "hmmm...sweetheart sounds nicer, i think i'll call you that from now on";

06. he puts cologne on his undies;

05. you find out that the "overtime" he was referring to was the name of a girlie joint;
e.g. when you ask "where are you honey?" he answers..."overtime hun, don't wait up"

04. you find a set of condoms in his stash and you remembered you were ligated five years ago;

03. he finds sudden interest in the legal provisions on statutory rape;

02. he goes to the annual company outing for the THIRD time this year;

AND THE TOP SIGN HE IS CERTAINLY CHEATING ON YOU:

01. When he is down with the flu and asks you to call in sick for him, and his office buddy answers and tells you...
"oh, hello carol, Jim is not in right now, our supervisor asked him to bring some files to the head office. he will be back...oh..about..three to four hours tops".

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR BEAU IS GAY Apr 8, 2008 12:56 am
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You are almost 100% sure your beau is gay when:

(10) he keeps on modulating his voice;

(09) he likes to hang around your house, specially when your brother is around;

(0 he cried when you watched broke back mountain;

(07) he went on to watch broke back mountain a second time but "forgot" to tell you, and yes, he cried again;

(06) he loves going to the gym and you know he hates to exercise;

(05) he see two dogs "doing it", he tells you that he is reminded of a friend;

(04) he has an incessant craving for lollipops;

(03) he keeps referring to his "thing" in the third person. e.g. "little richard was so naughty last night..."

(02) he loves to check out his butt in the mirror;

and the top sign your almost certain your beau is gay is when:

(01) you finally find out that the secret he was referring to was.......VICTORIA"s.
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NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE Apr 7, 2008 11:09 pm
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i close my eyes
and softly ask
what's happening to me

i realize

i'm all alone
without your company

but then again
we shared so much
its hard to tell
where one begins and
where the other ends

I'm caught unaware
and unprepared
for what would be in store...

now that you're gone
to wake me takes some countless hours
just thinking how i'd make
another day go by

the coffee cup just stares at me
it turns cold and bitter
sometimes as we
the cigarette butt falls on the floor
who picks it up
but me...

now that you're gone
i'd hope the phone would ring
half-expecting,
actually hoping...

from the other a familiar voice
that would say i'll be back today
but its not you, its never you
what could i do...

now that you're gone
how can i go on living
how can i go on feeling
an empty touch
an empty stare
how can i,
without you there...

now that you're gone

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IT TAKES SO DAMN LONG... Apr 7, 2008 9:06 pm
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I woke up this morning and felt sentimental all over...i hope this one finds you...

I leave the house,
I catch the bus and go to work
the way I did before...

The same routine,
most everyday except i guess
I'd see my folks much more...

Some years had passed,
I thought by now that
I could make a new life of my own...

But habits are,
so hard to break.
I'd think of you and i still ache,
it takes too long,
to learn to live alone.

It's really bad,
when friday comes
because i know the weekend lies ahead...

Those walks we took,
the football games and when it rained
how late we stayed in bed...

I've done so much,
to change the house
the attic's full of memories
I have known...

And yet when i,
turned out the lights.
I'd wait for you to say goodnight,
it takes too long
to learn to live alone.

I go on dates,
but when i do
I always find
before the night is through...

The same old thing,
behind my smile
I'm sitting there
comparing her to you...

And in the end
its always you
I'm feeling even more
wnen i got home...

I thought that
I was free of you
but I was wrong
I never knew
it takes too long
to learn to live alone...

I'm so alone...
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CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL Apr 7, 2008 8:12 am
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It was summer vacation, i was 16, i should be having the time of my life just like any other teen ager in my neighborhood.

My friends and i decided to go out of town the following week-end and go to the beach. To get on my mother's good side, i cleaned the house, sparkling clean. Later that day, i asked permission from my mom. The answer was an astounding NO. "But mom, thats not fair...all my friends are going...I CLEANED THE HOUSE! If dad were here, he would have let me"... I could've told her all the reasons i could think of, still it wouldn't matter. I ran straight to my room and swore never to come out until i was 21.

The news spread like wild fire. My friends' party met a horrible accident on their way back from the beach. The car they were riding on was smashed by a wayward truck. Two died instantly, the others sustained major injuries and were immediately rushed to a nearby hospital.

that evening, our neighborhood organized a candle vigil outside in our street and said prayers for the speedy recovery of those who survived the mishap, and for the two who won't be with us anymore.

After the vigil, i ran to my mom, embraced her tightly and swore never to let go until i was 21.

oh...I also cleaned the house and kept it sparkling clean for a whole week.
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LIFE Apr 7, 2008 6:58 am
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On April 9, we will be commemorating a chapter in our country's (Philippines) history, and a significant event during world war II, were filipinos and americans fought valiantly side by side to keep Bataan, the last stronghold of the allied effort in the Philippines, from falling into enemy hands. Although Bataan was later on captured by the imperial army, its delay nevertheless caused huge problems on the time table of the aggressors, which may have very well led to its eventual downfall.

My grandfather was involved in that effort as a soldier in the USAFE, and he has this to say...

"Our squad was pinned down by the enemies. we have ran out of ammunitions, but certainly not in spirit. Those of us who were left were determined to see it through no matter what.As our young lieutenant gave the order to "fix bayonets" I asked an american G.I. beside me...
friend, what will happen to us?"

He looked at me for while...then he said...friend, there are two possibilities...

Its either we live or we die. If we live, then thats good, we can go back to our families and go home as heroes. But if we die, there are two
possibilities...

Its either our bodies will be eaten by worms or become dust and turn into trees. If we're eaten by worms, then thats good 'cause another form of life goes on, but if we turn into trees, there are two possibilities...

Its either we turn into lumber or turn into paper. If we turn into lumber, then thats good 'cause we will be used to provide shelter.But if we turn into paper, there are two possibilities...

Its either we turn into a writing paper or a tissue paper. If we turn into writing papers then thats good 'cause we may carry words of wisdom, words of love, etc...but if we turn into tissue papers, there are two possibilities...

Its either we'll be used by a man or a woman. If we're used by a man, then thats sad, but if we're used by a woman, there are two possibilities...

Its either we'll be used in front or at the back. If we're used at the back, then thats bad, but if we're used in front...then my friend...we did not die in vain.
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REMEMBERING CHARLTON HESTON Apr 7, 2008 3:54 am
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An amercican icon has recently passed away in the person of Charlton Heston. who can forget his roles in "The Omega Man", "The Soylent Green", where people where turned into green biscuits because of acute food shortage.

But the two movies which literally immortalized the man was "Ben Hur" and of course, who would forget the epic film "The Ten Commandments" where he portrayed the role of Moses.

Post Script: Have you ever wondered why Moses and the Israelites spent forty years wandering in the desert before they were brought to the promise land?

answer: Because even then, men wouldn't stop
to ask for directions.
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TOP TEN SIGNS SHE IS GOING TO BREAK-UP WITH YOU Apr 7, 2008 1:14 am
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YOU'RE ALMOST 100% SURE SHE IS GOING TO BREAK-UP WITH YOU WHEN:

(10) ...SHE ALWAYS ASKS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR
BEST FRIEND;

(09) ...YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS ASKS
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND;

(0 ...YOU ORDINARILY PAY FOR DINNER, THEN SHE
SUDDENLY INSIST TO GO DUTCH'S TREAT;

(07) ...YOU ASK IF SHE CAN SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT
AND SHE SAYS "OH, I CAN'T, WE HAVE AN EARLY
CONFERENCE TOMORROW..."

(06) ...YOU LEAN IN TO GIVE HER A KISS AND SHE
STEPS BACK "SORRY, I'M COMING DOWN WITH
THE FLU..."

(05) ...YOU ASK HER IF SHE LOVES YOU AND SHE
ANSWERS..."DUH!"

(04) ... SHE GIVES YOUR BRITHDAY GIFT A WEEK
LATER, ...IN A USED GIFT WRAPPER;

(03) ...YOU'RE H.H.W.W. ALONG THE PARK, THEN
IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF YOUR HAND UPON
SEEING AND "OLD ACQUAINTANCE"

(02) ...YOU'RE BARELY FIVE MINUTES WITH HER
AND SHE SUDDENLY BLURTS OUT "I'M BORED"

...AND THE TOP SIGN SHE IS GOING TO BREAK-UP WITH YOU...

(01) ...WHEN SHE ASKS YOU TO GIVE HER SOME SPACE
FOR A WHILE.
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THE DELIBERATE GARDENER Apr 6, 2008 7:06 pm
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Once upon a time, there was this mistress of the house down wisteria lane, who just couldn't take it anymore.

So, she called her young, perfectly chiseled filipino gardener into her room.

mistress: jose...will you please take my dress off...

gardener: Madame?...

mistress: you heard me...

gardener: yes...madame

mistress: jose...will you please take my brassieres off...

gardener: madame?...

mistress: go on...

gardener: yes...madame

mistress: jose...will you please take my panties off...

gardener: yes...madame,

mistress: now jose...

...the next time i catch you wearing my clothes, there will surely be hell to pay!!!

gardener: yes...madame....
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