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My new hat.
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Apr 16, 2006 9:23 pm
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I tend to go through a lot of hats with the work I do. The jelly inside the pone cable gets on them and makes them sticky but if I wash them the cardboard in the bill get ruined.
Anyways I was in the store today and saw this hat and it has no cardboard in it, so it is washable. Yee Haw! I know it may look silly on me but it will keep the sun off my bald head and I can clean it so  .
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Things that make you go hmmm!
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Apr 14, 2006 3:10 pm
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Why do some dog and cat food products come in the shape of food they taste like. Do the cats and dogs really care?
Why does my oven have both preheat and bake settings? If the preheat setting gets it to the correct temperature can it not cook at that setting too?
Why is it that everything that taste good is bad for you but everything that taste bad is good for you?
Why does Charlie Brown keep letting Lucy trick him when he tries to kick the football. You would think he would learn by now.
Does anyone else have something they wonder about like that?
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Darkness falls
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Apr 13, 2006 2:15 am
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When the day surrenders and darkness falls
the night begins it's casting call
Our minds to be once more set free
to fantasies and dreams to be
A simple dream of childhood lost
an early morning winter frost
A passion dream for us to see
of someone they can never be
A nightmare that will fill the part
A lover who be stills our heart
A memory of the one we lost
A war that made us pay the cost
A dream that takes us to the stars
A dream that changes who we are
The morning dawns anew again
Reality is to begin
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Dire Straits
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Apr 12, 2006 6:19 pm
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Here I am again in this mean old town
And you're so far away from me
And where are you when the sun goes down
You're so far away from me
So far away from me
So far I just can't see
So far away from me
You're so far away from me
I'm tired of being in love and being all alone
When you're so far away from me
I'm tired of making out on the telephone
And you're so far away from me
So far away from me
So far I just can't see
So far away from me
You're so far away from me
I get so tired when I have to explain
When you're so far away from me
See you've been in the sun and I've been in the rain
And you're so far away from me
So far away from me
So far I just can't see
So far away from me
You're so far away from me
I think this song fits a lot of us on this site. 
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Ribinse you want me to ribinse
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Apr 11, 2006 1:26 pm
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Ok just got back from getting my tooth pulled at the dentist so I thought I would describe how it went.
What are you going to do with that doc? What a minute NO NO!
Oh! Hush up and stop acting like a baby. You're a grown man.
Budt it hurbits!
It will only hurt for a little while and I'll be done, now stop squirming around and hold your mouth open. Ow! He just bit me. Nurse get me a tetanus shot.
Here you go doctor.
Ok I finally was able to give him the shot to kill the pain. It's gonna be a long day.
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The great kadzoo
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Apr 10, 2006 2:39 pm
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It is I the Great Kadzoo here to answer all your question about anything and everything. I am all seeing, all knowing, all full of cra-.
Ask a question, any question and I will answer it. Will you find the love of your life this year. Will you die a horrible death. Will you find fame and fortune.
Simply ask and I will tell. (I give no guarantee it will really be accurate, but it should be good for a laugh.)
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Well kiss my grits
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Apr 9, 2006 1:34 pm
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I know! I should not care about this yada yada yada but it is getting annoying. Here I had a poll that was at the top and they change the frigging list just like always.
You know if they are gonna keep screwing me over without even kissing me first then the least they can do is take me out and feed me some frigging BBQ first.
What the heck good is this new thing anyways?
Well they can just keep changing the rules and I'll bounce back. In the words of General McAurther. I SHALL RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm gonna ride baby ride
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Apr 8, 2006 4:31 pm
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Check out this sweet ride. It is such a lovely green with 5 on the side and ready to roar.
Ain't no mountain high enough that I can't mow. Ain't no valley low enough I won't go
Watch out dog or I'll mow you down! Now where are my sunglasses and driving gloves?
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For a friend
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Apr 7, 2006 8:05 pm
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Your life is your own to do as you wish
To sink like a stone or swim like a fish
The choices you make are yours to decide
To hide in a corner or ride baby ride
I'll give you support, a shoulder to cry on
but it's your decision that you must rely on
Do you dwell in your sorrow or reach for a star
One day you may find their really not far
Do you reach out your hand and climb to the light
Or run from your fears, too afraid to fight
Your future is yours it's all up to you
To be there for you is all I can do
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It's official
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Apr 7, 2006 4:14 am
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It is spring. Why do I say that? Cause I got so bored yesterday I went out and mowed some on my yard.
It was a sickening site to behold on my property down the street a bit as I saw all the garbage that my neighbors allowed to blow into my property. I am thinking about taking up a collection to go buy them some freaking garbage cans with lids on them and train these people on how to use them.
I'm sick of picking up after them!
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