Amy
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Posted:Mar 21, 2009 7:06 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2017 1:11 pm 6005 Views
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-----Big AMYs' Birthday Poem-----
Prime-time Princess, walk out in the world,
Mingle in the crowd.
Have your straight hair curled.
Do all that’s legally allowed.
fall in and out of love.
Sail out beyond the shore.
Search for treasure, below and above.
Open every window and every door.
be free of all life’s woes,
But bound to earth by family ties.
Smile a lot and don’t pick your nose.
Don’t tell secrets and don’t tell lies.
be just as happy as you can.
Take and hold, the joy you acquire.
Remember there’s always, always, another man.
And don’t be a slave to your own desire.
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"It almost breaks my heart when I think of Josephine"
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Posted:Mar 20, 2009 6:47 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2016 5:39 am 5893 Views
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----TEN THINGS (for Josephine)-----
Name me ten things you'd like to eat.
Chocolate, fudge, octopussy.
Little piggy-wiggies feet?
Name me ten celeb's you'd like to meet.
The Queen, the Pope, good ole Brucey,
Little pillock, Andre- Pete.
Name me ten places you'd like to go.
Anywhere that's not here,
Anywhere there's sunshine.....or snow.
Name me ten things you'd like to know.
Why sometimes things so far away seem so near,
Sometimes driving fast still feels slow.
Name me ten things that make you laugh.
Posh's fashion sense, Beckham's chameleon hair.
Ducks and frogs in your bath.
Name me ten records to play on the phonograph.
"It's a long way from here to Clare"
The Who, the Stones, Van der graph?
Name me ten things you’d like to do.
Cross the Sahara on horseback.
Ride your bike to Timbuctoo.
(Have lots of pets and tame a shrew)
Name me ten things you’d like to eschew.
Things you say and can’t take back
Having to use a public loo.
Name me ten reasons I love you.
The way you giggle ,goggle, smile.
The things you say, the things you do.
Name me ten things you know are true.
Big brother contestants are always vile.
Stinky cheese smells like pooh.
Name me ten reasons I really love you.
‘Cause ten times, ten times, ten
I DO!
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Poopy poetry
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Posted:Mar 18, 2009 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2011 2:55 pm 5704 Views
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-----BAD POETRY-----
your thoughts,
Put them on your dinner plate.
Sell them off in separate lots.
Open your mind and leave it to fate.
Empty out the dark and the light.
Say it all out loud.
Don’t discriminate wrong from right.
Every belief and bigotry allowed.
Every childish, naïve notion.
(Climb beyond the well-known hills.)
Fill each line with mock emotion.
Immortalise your petty ills.
Have a drink. Pop a pill.
Elucidate something deeply trivial.
Find something precious to kill.
Say you can’t but I know you will.
Find something precious to kill!
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Declaration
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Posted:Mar 18, 2009 5:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2014 3:56 pm 6706 Views
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-----SIREN SONG TO SUZANNE-----
Call me to you.
Lift your head and say my name.
Borrow a megaphone and wake the town.
Dub me your Prince and give me a crown.
Curse the day you met me, for breaking your heart,
and so easily mending the harm.
Call me beloved. The epitome of charm.
Call me sweetheart. Call me amour.
Say I’m a disease you have for which there is no cure.
Say my name out loud. Like it's never been said.
Say it till it slips,
moist,
into the mattress of your bed.
Say you love me utterly and really mean those words.
Say my voice is prettier than the singing of the birds.
Say you love me! Say you love me!!Damn it! Say it!!
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Alphabetically Josephine.
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Posted:Mar 17, 2009 7:32 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2011 4:36 pm 5850 Views
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Hi, i'm Jo' (The Angel - He made me add that)
and here's my alphabetically me (he made me do it too lol)
A/ angelic,altruistic
B/ bouncy, boisterous
C/ confident, cheerful
D/ delightful, dreamsome
E/ enthusiastic, eager
F/ fun, feisty
G/ generous, go-getter
H/ honest, heavy-handed
I/ innovative, intelligent
J/ joyous, jocular
K/ kind, keen
L/ loud, loyal, loveable, lazy
M/ mouthy, musical, mischeivious
N/ naughty, nice
O/ optimistic, out-going
P/ promising, passionate
Q/ quirky, quarrelsome
R/ realistic, relaible
S/ sociable, spontaneous
T/ talkative, thumpy
U/ understanding, unique
V/ vital, vivacious
W/ wishful, wise, weird
Y/ youthful yacky.
There i done it, he's happy now.
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Alphabetically me.
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Posted:Mar 17, 2009 5:09 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2015 4:33 pm 5779 Views
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Here's a mildly amusing game to play to pass an hour or so.
Think of an adjective that describes your character (No cheating and using things like "tall" or "bored") for each letter of the alphabet. Then think of another lol Two is the minimum permisable but you can do as many as you like for each letter. You don't have to do X or Z as, if you can think of a word that describes you other than xenophobic or zippy for those letters then yer a better man than me Gunga Din.
So, here's me.
A/ amiable,argumentative,arrogant
B/ Brash,blunt
C/contradictory,confident,cynical,curious.
D/Dutiful, deep
E/ Easy, enabling
F/ Faithless, forgetful, funny
G Gregarious, gentlemanly, generous
H/ honest, honourable, hopeful
I/ imaginative, innocent, irksome, innovative.
J/ Jovial, jealous
K/ Knowing, knackered
L/ loyal, loud, loveable, lazy, loving
M/ masculine, mouthy
N/ Naughty, nice
O/ Open, optimistic
P/ Practical, poetic, paternal, pompous
Q/ Quirky, quiet
R/ Rational, reliable
S/ silly, stoical, sociable
T/ Talkative, thoughtful
U/ Unfashionable, utilitarian
V/ Viral, verbose
W/ Worrisome, wandering
Y/ Yearning, yawning.
I've no doubt you, like me, will struggle with a few letters and think of dozens for other letters but it's your turn the noo. Off you go and post yer own alphabetically mes.
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Leaving door.
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Posted:Mar 15, 2009 3:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2009 9:23 am 5830 Views
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-----THE LEAVING DOOR-----
Lust dances mischeiviously in the opaque of eyes.
Egyptian cotton stained and imprinted with sweet goodbyes.
Passionate parting has littered the clothes-strewn floor.
One long farewell precedes the lovers' leaving door.
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"slave to love"
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Posted:Mar 14, 2009 4:32 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2009 9:57 am 5783 Views
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-----LIMPET LOVE-----
Shackled to you,
You know I am.
And you couldn't care less.
Your biddable slave
you know I am,
Just another dolly for you to dress.
Easily you take me,
Easier still, you leave
And I have no say.
One way or another,
you're not really bothered
whether you go or you stay.
Tethered to you,
you know I am.
Should I live or die,
you won't bat an eye.
Stuck with super-glue,
that's me to you.
Your loving, longing, limpet.
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My nemesis
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Posted:Mar 13, 2009 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2014 3:58 pm 5724 Views
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-----JACKIE ANN LASHBROOK-----
She shares a poetry page with me,
She shares my name.
She writes in a different style to me,
But, pretty much, the sentiment's the same.
I wonder how old she is?
Could be , mother, sister, twin?
I wonder how tall she is?
Could be ginormous, fat as a bus, stick-insect thin.
What does she do with her time?
Does she have family or is she alone?
Is she planning the perfect crime?
Does she talk dirty on her telephone?
Is she a temptress or is she a mouse?
Is she some kind of right-wing nutter?
Is she an adventuress or bound to her house?
Does she prefer margarine to butter?
Is she all dots where I am dashes?
Is she an enigma or plain as paper?
Does she have incredibly long eyelashes?
If we met would I like her?
Is she a duchess or dowager?
Does she drive a big old truck?
Does she have lots of facial hair?
Does she believe in luck?
Is she my ally or my Nemesis?
Does she recognise the "Poets bond",
Will she know where I’m going with this?
And will she reply and respond?
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Forgetful
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Posted:Mar 13, 2009 6:49 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2014 3:59 pm 5860 Views
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-----ABSENT_MINDED LOVE-----
I forgot how to love you.
I woke up one morning and it was gone.
The certainty, The surety, The guarantee.
No longer able to remember the words
to an over-familiar song.
I forgot how to love you.
I'm lost, miserable, forlorn.
Where once you filled me completely,
Now I find, hollowness, emptyness, vacancy.
I forgot how to love you.
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